#Sucks to be him

[sephirajo]

[sixbucks]

Missionary Being Eaten By A Jaguar

Noe Leon. 1907

Do you want to get eaten by a jaguar? Because that’s how you get eaten by a jaguar.

[tinfoil-hat-brigade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[diltonsstrangescience]

(Read this first if you want context ^)

[Insert envy, sloth, pride, etc.]

More Dunmeshi AU

[stunt-lads]

What if I just listened to the same song on repeat for an hour what then

[lynxgirlpaws]

holy shit tumblr can tell who's in SFTV @clover0235 @corrdunk @felius-roseus

[automatonwithautonomy]

poor giles. signed up for a slayer stuck with a bunch of dramatic teen bullshit.

[wolfiethedestorur]

Idk how many of the LU fandom watches helluva boss but if yk yk

[m00ngbin]

Friends that like mob psycho save me.. friends that like mob psycho.. save me friends that like mob psycho

[flightboundtrolls]

he looks really adorable when he isn’t as thin as slender man

[memory-mortis]

I told you my dnd now tell me yours

yay :D!!!

so his name is adrien kina! he's a traveler that comes from a dead, fallen kingdom. he grew up as an orphan in the slums and it was a surprise he made it to adulthood considering his very gentle nature that made it very difficult to survive as a poor, homeless kid. luckily for him he hit a growth spurt when he was 15 that made him stand out and one day when the knights of the city were passing by, the captain noticed him and decided he would make a good soldier.

that said, he was a bit of an outcast even among the other trainees and later on the knights because 1. he grew up poor, 2. he's poc, 3. he's fucking huge. he's 6'10''. a combination of all of these caused some nasty rumors to be spread around and everyone avoided him cause they thought he was a monster. (he's not. he's very kind. animals love him)

anyway he made it to the royal guard, until one day the kingdom was attacked and the capital fell. the king ordered him to forget the citizens and just protect him, but adrien felt that it was a lost cause so he instead went out to help people, specifically that one baker girl that was always oh so kind to him. it was too late. dying in the rubble that remained of her house she asked him to bring her necklace to her parents' grave that was all the way across the continent.

and that's how he got to travel :3 fuck, sorry for the long rant. i get really excited when i get to talk about my characters lol

[deathsmallcaps]

Nah bro, that’s how you spot ADHD people 

My favorite fucking website

[review-anon]

Let’s boogie!

Well Shuichi? Do you want to dance with me?

I-I guess, its just a dance at the end of the day.

Who's gonna complain about it?

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I just got this weird feeling that someone other then the usual suspects is cockblocking me.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Jason, freshly adopted from the streets. Still freaked out, wondering downstairs for breakfast.

Kid!Tim, munching on cereal: hi!

Jason: who are you?

Tim, wiping his hands clumsily on his pants and sticking it out for Jason to shake: Timothy Jackson Drake. Pleased to meet you!

Jason, shakes nervously before looking around: ah. Yeah. Jason.

Tim, seriously, eyes wide and innocent: did he steal you too?

Jason: What?

Tim: Did Batman steal you too?

[catboy-beckett]

Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you

[winnccc]

NO HE WAS SENT TO FR*NCE

Guys I got a leaked cutscene from Legends Z-A bro just trust me bro