#Suckington
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does any1 else like to browse jewelry when theyre high and not buy anything. I always go here and gaze in wonder at the botanical inspired pieces. and imagine if i had such frivolous funds that the raspberry earrings could one day be mine
#if i ever get a rich lover im making them work their way through this catalogue idgaf. get me the cranberries next or no more suckington#not that id intentionally date a rich person but if i start dating someone and find out theyre rich im gonna get my berry themed jewelry
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morty and orel doing that one spiderman meme where theyre pointing at eachother
church buddies
#never realized how much morty and orel have in common lol#and clay's basically evil jerry no you can't convince me otherwise#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#moral orel#moral orel fanart#clay puppington#rick's like: okay clay suckington
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Inspired by @haierld to make these linzers
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Its not fackin rocket science mate, we DO the batman
-the bloker
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Making a lot of large decisions for a man without a plan ngl
#also something something moonlight suckington etc etc#if youve ever wantsd to throw sloppy my say nows the time get it wgule its hot
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british people will call a blowjob a Moonlight Suckington Ensemble with Lettuce and not see anything wrong with that
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"And there was only one bed" mfs when the people in that bed use it to give sloppy suckington by the moonlight instead of trading chastity rings and vowing to save sex for marriage:
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It's a common misconception that all followers of Slaanesh are horny queer women and to be fair a lot of them are, but just as many of them are cishet men that look and act like Lord Farquaad and say shit like "wouldst thine lady careth for a bit of suckington?" while eating a really gross space pig with an apple in it's mouth.
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@Mark Suckington Deb is HITTONG ME!!!!
@chunkecheeks you hurt me you hurt me you hurt worst than all rats for all of time
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RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 3, Part 1, Poll 3
#rvb relationship royale#red vs blue#rvb#poll competition#rvb polls#captain flowers rvb#butch flowers rvb#agent florida#florida rvb#agent wyoming#wyoming rvb#flyoming#flyoming rvb#florida/wyoming rvb#tucker rvb#lavernius tucker#wash rvb#agent washington#kaikaina grif#kai rvb#sister rvb#suckington#suckington rvb#wash/tucker/kai rvb#wash/tucker/sister rvb
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okay i also think it's a missed opportunity that the wol could not pop zoraal ja's bubble NOT JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO GET HIM PREGNANT it's like you think you're reaching for the stars and are killing yourself to grasp them and suddenly a black hole comes balling in out of nowhere. the godslayer the unfair existence. yes I want dick suckington just this once
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In the old tumblr days we'd screenshot the entirety of the tags and shame people louder, what a weird person you found count suckington
Yeah like this website is *significantly* nicer than it used to be, you used to not be able to see the tags unless you went and looked at the person鈥檚 blog. Now they鈥檙e just right there out in the open lmaooo
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me if i was markus zuckerberg: 5 minute craefts garbage disposal smoothie. ghost of bill gates its time for my 1:30pm suckington
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