#Suckington

[amygdalae]

does any1 else like to browse jewelry when theyre high and not buy anything. I always go here and gaze in wonder at the botanical inspired pieces. and imagine if i had such frivolous funds that the raspberry earrings could one day be mine

[sad-rod3nt]

morty and orel doing that one spiderman meme where theyre pointing at eachother

church buddies

[rlconasty]

Inspired by @haierld to make these linzers

[robinabobin]

Its not fackin rocket science mate, we DO the batman

-the bloker

[lafortis]

Making a lot of large decisions for a man without a plan ngl

[aerisxblade]

british people will call a blowjob a Moonlight Suckington Ensemble with Lettuce and not see anything wrong with that

[runthepockets]

"And there was only one bed" mfs when the people in that bed use it to give sloppy suckington by the moonlight instead of trading chastity rings and vowing to save sex for marriage:

[biggerchallenge]

It's a common misconception that all followers of Slaanesh are horny queer women and to be fair a lot of them are, but just as many of them are cishet men that look and act like Lord Farquaad and say shit like "wouldst thine lady careth for a bit of suckington?" while eating a really gross space pig with an apple in it's mouth.

[plubissten-ratman-dongald]

@Mark Suckington Deb is HITTONG ME!!!!

@chunkecheeks you hurt me you hurt me you hurt worst than all rats for all of time

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 3, Part 1, Poll 3

[lemonsweet]

And moonlight suckington?

[biinarytransitions]

I need that September suckington

[myrfing]

okay i also think it's a missed opportunity that the wol could not pop zoraal ja's bubble NOT JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO GET HIM PREGNANT it's like you think you're reaching for the stars and are killing yourself to grasp them and suddenly a black hole comes balling in out of nowhere. the godslayer the unfair existence. yes I want dick suckington just this once

[funnelcloudd]

In the old tumblr days we'd screenshot the entirety of the tags and shame people louder, what a weird person you found count suckington

Yeah like this website is *significantly* nicer than it used to be, you used to not be able to see the tags unless you went and looked at the person’s blog. Now they’re just right there out in the open lmaooo

[silkyloathe]

me if i was markus zuckerberg: 5 minute craefts garbage disposal smoothie. ghost of bill gates its time for my 1:30pm suckington

[thedeepweb]

bankdrainers will really come in and say "i'm just a 130 y/o minor, i can't just ask people if they let me bite them 😖 my shyness is a medical condition so it's ok i drink from blood banks". you know whos going to be laughing when my victims arrive to the hospital from much frequent biting and they dont have any more blood bags? no one, no one will be laughing. the universalization of your issues makes you have more blood in your hands that vlad suckington the third. hope you're happy. i'm waiting for you to go to mcdonalds so i can ask they put alioli in your stupid mcburger because i know your social anxiety wont let you ask for a new one