#Submissions!

[biblepercent]

okay, what about the Navy Seals copypasta? it's a classic and it doesn't seem like it has already been sent

Am I just reviewing copypasta now? Ok then.

78.4% of those words are in the Bible, unlike Bee movie person I'll actually paste it here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[im-pyramid-steve]

IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!

I love u (in a platonic way)

Oh goodness, THANK YOU! I look stunning 💕

[ocdculture-is]

ocd culture is trying to get over compulsions and then THAT turning into its OWN compulsion

OCD Culture is!

[harshstudymotiv]

Be fearless in pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.

[op-cat-poll]

one of us

[a-hazbin-spider]

"My my~"

@ritzy-cervidae

“Yeesh, ain’t you a dreamboat, Smiley? I don’t think I’d be able to hide it from ya much, you’re totally my kinda guy~. Hope you don’t mind~”

[biblepercent]

submitted by @moooooorning

Jokes on you, 63.16% of these words are in the bible - also never compare the best character to ever exist to angel dust ever again.

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

[beemovieerotica]

new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[biblepercent]

What bible % for

“her children are BASTARDS and she is a whore”

Shockingly, 100% of these words are in the bible. That's right, whores like you and me existed alongside Jesus!

“her children are BASTARDS and she is a whore”

[dear-ao3]

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[ocdculture-is]

Suspected OCD culture is - Being afraid to tell others about your thoughts, cause you know that you'll probably be fakeclaimed for whatever fucking reason at this point

OCD Culture is

[harshstudymotiv]

Deserve your dreams.

[biblepercent]

Exactly 78% of these words are in the bible, I literally only did this post because I find it funny that so many text based gimmick accounts are here.

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

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