#Stussy has too many obligations to serve 😔😔 she can’t help it

[cryingpariah]

[Du Feld's Funeral]

Jackie: Miss Stussy you should stop doing that to your face.

Stussy: *running her hands over her face* No I have to! I don’t know what’s wrong. I just…I look so good!

Jackie: It's okay. We can sort this out. Just take off some of your makeup.

Stussy: I’m not wearing any makeup.

Jackie: :0 WHAT? What has happened? I have never seen you look this good!

Stussy: I don’t know! I just woke up looking amazing and now everyone's gonna think I got a fucking facial for my colleague's funeral!

Big News Morgans: *looks at Stussy* Oh what the hell you look incredible.

Jackie: We're trying to mess her up :/

Stussy: Just no matter what I do it just keeps falling in this really chic way! *demonstrates*

Big News Morgans: 😰😰 Oh god.

Stussy: You look perfect.

Big News Morgans: Thank you.

Funeral worker: Sorry to interrupt, people are starting to arrive. You don’t have to greet them if it’s too- *sees Stussy* Gosh you look gorgeous!

Stussy: …Thank you.

[Cut to the Funeral]

Funeral Attendant #1: I’m so sorry- You look glorious!

Stussy: Thank you.

Funeral Attendant #2: My deepest condolences. He was a magnificent man- God you look well!

Stussy: Thank you

Funeral Attendant #3: He was spectacular- Darling you look wonderful!

Stussy: Thank you

Jackie: *leans in* Really can’t take you anywhere huh Miss Stussy

Stussy: Thank you dear ;)