#Striker/Blitz

[justanotherhh]

tbf striker has been confirmed To Fuck so in his case it's def just him seething that no-one is going along with his gritty semi-realistic cowboy roleplay

yeah, I can see that + I'm all about the fucked up power thing going on with Striker's obsession with Blitzø, where he wants Blitzø to be like him and understand him and respect him and maybe be a horse sometimes idk and Blitzø keeps denying him the pleasure of being equals (contrasted with Fizz who just seems to disgust Striker... although maybe we've hit the event horizon, now Blitzø has blown him up... we'll see.... wanting to just hurt/punish Blitzø is also great-as-dynamic)

I do think though that on the show proper (so not word of god or outside promo) there's a fascinating distinction between Striker's opinion of himself -- that is, that he IS sexy and talented and has a big dick -- and how much he'll allow other people to get into his space. Yes, there's the "stop ruining this for me!!!" thing when Moxxie, Stolas, and Fizz (although... not Blitzø? at least not enough to warrant a comment... but that may be because Blitzø's big kink fantasy is horseplay, which fits very nicely with what Striker's all about) turn a violent moment into a "sex thing," but there's also little things like kicking away the fan who's trying to get at him in Sweet Victory, or being really annoyed by the theme tune singers, like Yes he's Sexy, but can people please just stay the fuck out of his way and let him do his Job DAMMIT

this more headcanon territory than Alastor, but I do imagine him as aspec, probably along the lines of autosexual, with a dash of powerplay and cowboy roleplay that can lean into the sexual but Only if all the other right pieces are in play first!

but also there's an interesting Aspec Meta Thing in Hazbin/Helluva that's added when you have all the sex jokes and clearly allosexual characters (although, one can always HC aspecness), and then there's a character there that on some level Does Not Like It and/or avoids it -- so far Alastor and Striker. it opens up a line of thinking about the pervasiveness of sex and boundaries that I will immediately go ooh keep talkin' at

this meaning that while Striker may not be canonically aspec, he does add an aspec dimension to the narrative, because people keep getting into his fucking space with all that sex stuff and he wishes they'd fucking stop

so yes, he wants to break Blitzø like a horse. yes, that's kind of hot. don't even make it weird, don't even- *Striker yelling at his Blitzø-poster while drunk!* (how does he have it? did he steal one of Blitzø's own stick-drawings of himself?)

not-so-subtly pushing my "fucked up Striker/Blitzø" agenda with all of this, I'm noticing (it's gotta be fucked up though for it to work for me. has to be)

[eldritchcreatureofwords]

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Millie/Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Asmodeus | Ozzie/FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss), Blitzo/Stella Goetia/Stolas Goetia, Beelzebub/Loona/Vortex (Helluva Boss), Andrealphus/Vassago (Helluva Boss) Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Striker (Helluva Boss), Bombproof | Striker's Horse (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia, Stella Goetia, Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Millie (Helluva Boss), Andrealphus (Helluva Boss), Vassago (Helluva Boss), Asmodeus | Ozzie (Helluva Boss), FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) Additional Tags: Teenagers will be having sex in this, nothing graphic but if that bothers you look elsewhere, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Manipulation, dubcon, Dubcon Kissing, Striker Being a Jerk (Helluva Boss), Striker is a slimy asshole here, Fluff and Angst, Slow Burn, Sort Of, Stella is Not a Bitch (Mostly), Polyamory, Family Fluff, Family Feels, Team as Family, Whump, Blitzo is Pronounced Blitz (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Being Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia Loves Blitzo, Stolas Goetia Needs a Hug, Blitzo Loves Stolas Goetia, Protective Stolas Goetia, Blitzo is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss), Caring Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Protective Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Hurt Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Angst with a Happy Ending Summary:

Blitz is given to a Goetia woman when he is a young child for reasons no one really understands. He is adopted and treated as one of the family by this woman and her son; a young Goetia named Stolas. He is raised as a Goetia, though trained to be a bodyguard and protector. The heir and the spare.

Years later, their mother is killed in a fire- in a horrific circus visit gone wrong, where two young boys decide smoking in a barn is a brilliant idea and nearly kill themselves as well.

Blitz is still an imp, and now one crushed by guilt and badly injured. The kids navigate growing up together, falling in love, marriage, poly ships, and social hierarchy; all while someone has started making attempts on Stolas's life- and trying to get Blitz to turn his back on the people he has come to love.

Ft:

Millie and Moxxie as Stella and Stolas's personal servants Loona as a bodyguard Fizz as the Unexpected and Barely Remembered Brother and Best Friend Striker as Striker Dragonform! Blitz

And much more! It’s been a bit since I’ve been able to sit down and write, my brain’s been a bit fussy- but here is chapter five at last! Striker makes Blitz think and Blitz does not like the thinks he thinks.  Also pay attention to those warnings; they come into play in this chapter. 

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“I’m calling it off” Blitz says from the comfort of his own office.  “But you promised that we would go on a date?” Striker’s gravely voice answer.  “Yeah, about that, I have a date with a cowboy at 2.  “But I’m your number one, I gave you a keychain and a booty call”  “Well it sucks to be you”  “Darlin your not sounded like yourself”  “Well that’s make two of us”  “Just let me know one thing, BlitzO who is he? “You should know him well, he is your own twin brother”  “I’ll kill him”  “Take it up with him” 

[wuawuau]

some more incorrect quotes

[dragon-spaghetti]

I am the mastermind, the hand that holds the strings 😈✨

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[meandtheyeehaws]

WHO FRAMED FIZZAROLLI PART 4 ft. STRIKER MAROON!

poor fizz😔

bonus:

[stagbel]

btw this is the conversation they we’re having there

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[yesiscandyskiller]

"SINSMAS DREAM (Part 2)" 🎄💂‍♀️🍭

Even as a dream mouse, let us have an over-the-top Andrealphus performance! 🐭

🟢 Commissions Open!

[mr-malumm]

Mastermind posting 😋😋

Also what definitely would have happened if 1 and 2 saw what was going down BAHAHAHAH 💜💜💜

[umnokorito]

[justanotherhh]

suuuuper curious to know where you're suspecting the story will take striker, blitz will definitely want him decimated once he comprehends the damage dealt to stolas, but there's also the matter of there definitely-almost-certainly-i-am-not-deluded being a goetia we still haven't met who striker wants decimated for whatever the fuck was done to him and his in the past ( unless he's already killed them and then just.... kept on plowing with his unquenchable quest for vengeance ) + obvs his backstory needs to be revealed and that thing will have to address both his classism and his identity as a hybrid + there's def more villains left he could team up with + twice now there's been the lingering threats towards octavia and oh no where could that possibly go now that he's off stella's chain + i am so curious where his beef with eminem will go now that they've had a rematch

hello hello!

THIS IS AAAAAAAAALL PULLED OUTTA MORE OR LESS NOTHIN' BE PREPARED:

Yes, absolutely there is some Backstory that's been somewhat hinted at that I think will explain some of his ire and further develop him as a foil to blitzø, who, after all, early in s1 could for a second there have believably joined him due to feeling objectified and used by stolas after a lifetime of his talents (which in the episode and generally all episodes are shown to be substantial) going to waste, due to, yes, his own Trauma, but also due to Class specifically. but of course, what striker doesn't get is that blitzø actually likes loves stolas and also stolas loves blitzø and wants to do better by him RIP

(sidenote, I think if striker found out that the reason blitzø acts Like That around stolas is to keep himself emotionally safe/at a distance, because he doesn't feel good enough for stolas, he'd flip a table, not because he cares about blitzø's mental health, but because This Is What He's Been Trying To Make Points About The Whole Time Dammit These Blue Bloods Take Our Best And Turn Them Into Whining Toys Desperate For Their Approval!!!!)

but yes, something that will potentially make blitzø see/understand where striker is coming from, and why he's unhappy with the way things are (in ways moreso than everyone else is unhappy about the way things are), and even maybe why striker was hoping to find some commonality with him? because they... do have a lot of common ground....?

sidenote here, I don't think this can be entirely divorced from stolas' and fizzarolli's arcs, the former I think could potentially eventually abandon the expectations forced upon him and become blitzø's employee/partner, and the latter... more unsure. still need some data, but it'll definitely pertain to his relationship with asmodeus being out in the open now. my dream is poly life, but hey, i'm never expecting it, even in queer shows. not everything can be sense8 after all --

but stolas and fizz represent two sides of the status quo that are going to dismantle it in their own way. stolas by not subjecting himself and therefore others to what he's been taught he Has to do and be, and fizz through his relationship with ozzie. they're already so much more effective than anything striker has managed to achieve, despite his beliefs

but also that striker is blitzø's shadow. blitzø feels hopeless and alone, but he's got a lot of people (especially as of halfway through s2) who would go out to bat for him, who want him in their lives, who really really care... the person blitzø doesn't want to be is... striker. striker is a match for blitzø in every way (share first place at the harvest moon festival), has many similar opinions (oh great, now the supremacist is agreeing with me), and is similarly jaded... and has nobody at all

the point is that striker's goal is to dismantle the status quo... sort of... it's to destroy something in any case, to get vengeance as some kind of vague Concept (which does make me think he got his vengeance and is just post-vengeance lashing out) but it doesn't seem like he's thought that far ahead, and now it's become personal, it's all centred around blitzø (and fizz, but blitzø moreso) "betraying" their kind, and stolas and potentially fizz, now after oops are symbolic of everything that's Wrong, but also... it would hurt blitzø specifically..... both western energy and oops showed blitzø reacting emotionally to someone getting hurt because of striker. differently, because his relationship with stolas and his relationship with fizz are two distinct kinds of fucked up, but in the end, because of blitzø's place in the story and the Thing that striker is trying to destroy (powerful demons and the class traitors that allow themselves to become their pets) it aaaall centers back around to him and striker becoming more and more unhinged about, specifically, him, and also maybe wanting to drag blitzø to his level and finally finally agree with his point of view...

at least... that's what i want it to

so I want it to get more personal from here on out. striker seemed to really lose it at the end of oops, there is no cool left AND THEN BLITZØ BLEW HIM UP. MY GUY! IT'S PERSONAL NOW IF IT WASN'T BEFORE! (and it was getting personal before, but I'm gonna break you like a horse really cinched it -- and that was before his manic attempts at murdering fizz in front of blitzø)

I don't necessarily think blitzø would want to "decimate" him, not because striker isn't really dangerous and hasn't actively tried to kill two people blitzø loves (and moxxie and millie by proximity), but because to blitzø this isn't as personal... yet. kill, maybe, but I don't think he's currently out looking for a fight, and I think once it does get that personal, the dynamic will be too complicated to measure in simple terms of destruction, i think it'll be a cauldron of things...

I need to go back and rewatch western energy to remind myself of how exactly he taunts stolas that blitzø isn't coming for him, just to convince myself that there's something in there that's more than just glee about stolas being hurt, but also that he's happy that blitzø hasn't been completely lost to this relationship (fizz is way more of a lost cause according to striker), and maybe he can cut that thread for him, who knows. put him back on the right path. it's a gift, really, killing stolas

and i want blitzø to pity striker. i think that would drive him right over whatever edge he hasn't toppled off already, if blitzø understood and saw him and still told him that he was wrong, but now he felt sorry for him

as for via, great potential for a stolas and blitzø co-dads team-up? i don't imagine she'd get seriously hurt in the way other characters have been, but then that's my own limitations, simply because she's been safe from harm so far... but yeah, co-dads team-up. feels like a later down the line thing (well, most of this does)

i do want striker to land some kind of truly painful hit on blitzø. something he can't walk away from without actually getting help. whether that's hurting people he loves, or hurting him in a way so that he needs to be saved (listen, i want the latter... big fan of emotional whump blitzø, but the show has us covered on that front, it's time for him to need saving after getting stabbed and beaten and what have you, stolas can't have all the fun!)

In Conclusion: do I have real Theories? not as such. I just have Feelings.

a. I want blitzø to understand striker because of striker's past, and for that understanding to make things worse between them b. I want striker to take whatever messed up emotions he has and fine-tune them in blitzø's direction and everything he cares about (hell, maybe barbie could get involved in this somehow, so far she's been very far off to the left) c. I want striker to really really hurt blitzø. I want blitzø to at one point be genuinely, deeply afraid and in pain for a prolonged amount of time (so not just the brief parts in oops, I'm talking full episode angst) because of striker -- I think especially because striker has lost a few bouts against I.M.P. it's time for him to get a real win. and for blitzø to get hurt. sorry, that's what you get for being the narrative's specialist little boy d. I want striker to accidentally bring stolas and blitzø closer together, perhaps by kidnapping/threatening via e. I want striker to function as blitzø's narrative/symbolic shadow for the rest of the show f. do I want striker to survive the show? idk. maybe. I like a villain whose motives you get, but who never gets redeemed, and whether that can happen and him surviving, who knows g. I want there to be more horse-based innuendos, I think that's their shared language h. (I also want him to start crying because he's so damned tired of everyone making his esteemed rivalries and attempts at decent threatening behaviours and murder into a sex thing. can't a guy be a mass-murdering hitman in peace these days?)

as for villains: striker and mammon? striker and paimon? the hypocrisy of striker working with people like stella being writ even larger, simply because his whole set of ideals have been upended by how much he wants to destroy/dominate/win over one fucking guy that lives in his head rent free (blitzø has that gift)

In Real Conclusion: in the journey to try and get at blitzø, striker destroys the last parts of himself that he could hold onto. something like that. that would be cool. also. want him to make blitzø cry at one point. just cos.

[anothergameofwickedgrace]

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[ambrial-blog]

Head Cannon (Chaz/Blitzo)

Chaz surrivies the mafia ordeal escaping out the window. His mouth is wired shut as his body is laid out on the road. Blitzo swerves the wheel, tires screeching on wet pavement.  The Boss imp’s knuckles whitened on the steering wheel as he bites the inside of his lip he glances back at Moxie and Millie: as if a child asking permission from his parents.  “Gun it Blitz, run him over”  Millie seethes from the back.  But Moxie knows his boss a little bit better now and can see the wheels turning in his head.  “Stash him in the trunk, and for satan’s sake sir, put the petal to the metal. “We’ll deal with Chaz  when we put enough distance from my father”  Blitzo loads the injured shark demon into the trunk: Chaz crumples.  his eyes widen in confusion as Blitzo slams the trunk door.   

[voxsremotec0ck]

𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞.ᐟ p2

⋆｡ﾟYou, new to Hell and clueless about everything, pass them on the street and give them a polite smile and wave ﾟ｡⋆

— Husk, Striker, Sir Pentious, Blitzø

Husk frowned and eyed you suspiciously, bottle lowering from his lips. What were you smiling about, what was there to smile about? Shaking his head he kept walking, taking another drink and remembering to tell Angeldust later about the weird experience.

Striker smirked at you and tipped his hat in response. His interest was officially peaked when you just kept going, smiling at other people as you went. What a strange thing to do in Hell, especially in the wrath ring.

Sir Pentious noticed your kind jester and looked around before pointing at himself. When you stop and giggle before nodding, he smiles back and blushes. No one besides Charlie has smiled at him unprompted before, it was nice.

Blitzø stopped and just stared at you deadpan, trying to figure out if he knew you or not. Maybe you wanted to do business? But you walked away, confusing and pissing him off. What the fuck did you want and why were you making it his problem?

Finished Helluva Boss and look my way made me sob hahaha

[blitzwhore]

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