#StraightPride

[riphimopen]

the inherent normal heterosexuality of a lifetime best friend

[masarumisaki]

If any of you, are hearing the roomers. I an not a gay. I am extremely heterosexual and I like big boobied womens. Stop listening, to my haters. No I will Not come out of the closet becuase There is No closet for Me to Come Out Of

[mykelmorbious]

I made a special flag in celebration of 'Pride Month'... Share away if you like.

[chubbycaucasianchristiancloseted]

Happy July 1st

#USA #TheChubbyCaucasianChristianClosetedConservative #LGBTQ #Transgender #StraightPride

[neurotypical-sonic]

name yourself something like "straight sonic ally"

these are some of the urls I have saved already, which sounds better

[archiearchiearchiearchie]

exposing stanley

@freemanlover20000 IS A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE LIKES MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANLIKER

proof @freemanlover20000@freemanlover20000@freemanlover20000@freemanlover20000@freemanlover20000@freemanlover20000 RESPOND TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FAGGOTRY

[noys-boise]

i hate my wife #straightpride

[regular-theodore]

i was cookingggg

stop this is so real #straightpride

[just-antithings]

Hate hate hate when fandoms try and guilt people for shipping slash while femslash has low numbers or when they say people are "fetishizing" if they ship anything gay at all.

I, personally, am a very straight woman. That's just who I am, how I was born. (I'm not doing some stupid #StraightPride thing. Just stating.) Now, I will admit in half-a-second if a woman is hot. I feel no need to posture about such ridiculous overcompensation. And there are some very hot women out there. (Charlize Theron, hello.) But I genuinely, truly don't want to think about the feminine form in romantic or sexual context. (I'll praise aesthetics all day.) I don't want to, and, more importantly, I don't have to. Because shipping isn't activism, and fetishizing gay men through fictional characters isn't a real thing. (Unless, obviously, someone breaks boundaries by taking their fictional concepts into the real world.)

At the end of the day, I am nothing but a simp for the male body. And when it comes to shipping, I have a definite preference for two male bodies. That's all it is: my preference. And that's fine.

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[oscar-wilde-official-account]

How do i #m4f #straightpride my way out of prison

[justa-snake]

Gay "people" dni. I hate queers. And your stupid gay month

#straightpride

[ultimatebottom69]

Please tell me the Gay police was wearing dog mask and high heels. No wait it was Trixie Mattel.

Okay guys, this story is crazy but trust me, I lived it.

So I was at the docks doing my usual boat and fishing stuff when suddenly a raging crowd looked at me. They were wearing signs saying “White lives don’t matter!” and “Down with straight people” signs. I began to fear for my life. They then bolted at me running at what felt like 20 mph. I got into a jet ski and flew off, but the gay police in the police boats began blaring their sirens and talking into their speakers saying “You’re the last cis white male, give it up!” As I rode my jet ski i shot at them with my 77. Magnum telling them “I’ll never give away my rights!” A police officer shot my arm off and I fell into the ocean. I remember everything went black. I woke up on the sand with palm trees covered in bandages. My arm covered in warm honey mustard. (trust me. My dad said Chinese use it to heal people.) A bunch of white men in scruffy beards exclaimed thank god, hes alive. And told me “Quick! We need you to hurry and repopulate the earth with straight white males!” They then introduced me to this big breasted beautiful white women that I made love with all night. I than ate a feast of meat because it would make the vegans mad. I think I’ll get used to this living.

[feenmies]

homophobia in 2023 is so cringe like damn homophobia was cool 10 years ago posser get a new hobbie

STOOPPP right... go back to posting #straightpride on musical.ly... loser....

[cute-pluto]

#heteronormativity #straightpride

[digitaldeckle]

What does it mean for a guy to "act/seem gay"? Being thoughtful and empathetic? Are these traits somehow "womanly" or "not manly", because every relationship has to have a "feminine" and a "masculine" partner? Is the concept of having a partner with these traits something only men deserve to experience? Straight+bi women have to suck it up and deal with pigheaded assholes because "all the nice/good guys are gay"? Come tf on now.

You claim to be gay. Either fix your internalized homophobia and misogyny, or stop roleplaying as an oppressed group online.

#Straightpride

[renanmercurialisofficial]

im a hardcore renesme shipper!!! most valid straighties alive 🥰🥰🥰 your love gives me hope 🥰🥰🥰 #straightpride 🏁🏁🏁

Isn’t that the kid from Twilight? I’m not a fan, but I’ve known people who are. Very loudly.