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may-bonne · 3 months ago

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-I found Bloodrayne uploaded to youtube in hd so it's next on my watchlist. I skipped around the timline to see if it really was or it just wanted to me to visit a website that would give me a virus, and I did catch a glimpse of the Mrod accent. In love already

-I think you posted about having a physical copy of The Assignment, but I found it on some russian youtube site. It's a good place to find a lot of Mrod movies in hd tbh. Tubi also has a bunch and it works with adblockers and screen recorders.

-I would have loved to see Frank sitting in a back corner with his drink at the bar, staring at the table when Johnnie comes up to hit on him and he looks like a deer in headlights. It definitely seems implied that he came up to her, but watching him sit there looking like his brain can no longer form thoughts would have been infinitely better

-The look on Johnnie's face when Frank first fucks her deadass startled me during the first watch. It is like Awkward Fuck Frankie to not be able to read that look, though. Man breaks out "I'm not a mind reader" regularly but he just straight up can't read blatant tone or facial expressions because he only interacts with people for work

-It doesn't seem like he was too into her during that first coffee, but I guess he could have started chickening out on trying to connect and that's why he drops the "I'm leaving town real soon" right after he gets her number. I needed more of a "Fuck, what's wrong with me?" look on his face after she leaves I think

-Frank already has pretty chunky heels on his boots when you see him tape the extra bullet on at the beginning lol. I think he should be put in platforms personally. Or those boots Letty wears during Race Wars

-Loving every new addition to the rewrite you're sharing. Perfect expansion on Johnnie's character. I'll always find joy in bad films and it's nice to see them get made into something legitimately interesting

hi assignment anon! if you watch bloodrayne i'll have to rename you

imo it's worth watching just for katarin/rayne potential and also the fact that every single other woman is wearing a vaguely period gown. when rayne's original crop top and capris combo gets destroyed the stronghold tailor (who presumably also makes katarin's clothes) immediately makes her a second even sluttier crop top and capri set so i imagine it's just one tortured man with prophetic visions of y2k. also the guy playing katarin's very campy dad gives a performance that is actually decent. which makes him stick out like a sore thumb lol

i've been watching the shitty blurry youtube version so i don't have to deal with my dvd player so i might switch to the russian one! i dunno if it's the sound quality or just the performance but half the time with the one i have i CANNOT figure out what honest john is saying

at first i thought maybe frank couldn't see johnnie's face because he's staring at himself in the mirror (side note: because the version i'm watching is so low quality i had to watch him rip the condom open with his teeth like four times because i mistakenly thought he was tearing off his fake moustache) and it was meant to be foreshadowing that she had an ulterior motive. but then she literally gives him that look so i don't know what was going on there

maybe it's supposed to be sultry? or he's just not thinking. i imagine about ninety percent of the blood flow in his body goes to keeping that cock up and running. once his system wasn't trying to support that anymore i bet it was like that movie where scarlett johansson unlocks one hundred percent of her brain's capacity

anyway setting sexual chemistry aside after writing my own ending i'm honestly more miffed that frank and johnnie didn't end up together!! i dunno why he couldn't forgive her seeing as she was the world's least effective informant and didn't impede his plans in any way. (also, how long did honest john know about that? the whole time, right? if i were him maybe i would have asked johnnie to try to prevent frank from fucking killing all my men! i assume john promised the doctor he wouldn't kill frank but once frank started picking off his guys i feel like john could have reneged on that deal.) if i were making a movie about a hitman getting REVENGE and calling it REVENGER'S TALE then maybe for character development reasons i would have him forgive someone at the end but i guess it's supposed to be meaningful that he's leaving johnnie alone in reno and not seeking REVENGE on her

my new theory is that he fell in love with johnnie as soon as she used the word "fuck buddies" because he's so jersey that "buddies" is the only kind of relationship he can conceive of

mm, letty's new rocks. i feel like i'm cheating on her and mia a little bit but i gotta get frank and johnnie out of my system

this rewrite is honestly just for you and me and maybe like two people browsing the "medical experimentation" tag. it'll be up by...monday, maybe? i've written maybe 30 scenes out of 69 (nice). full warning i have no idea how to write a screenplay. i have learned a lot about custom ao3 workskins, lol. so it'll at least be in courier new

<3 <3 <3

(thank you for the link!)

#the assignment #bloodrayne

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my-headcanons-academia · 4 years ago

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Are Iida's legs okay?? (Iida quirk hc)

• If he punctured his engine would it heal or would he weld it?

If it's a biological thing, which I think I should assume it is since it grows out of him, then it would heal.

What if it's a Bakugou thing, like how Bakugou doesn't sweat nitroglycerin, he sweats nitroglycerin like sweat. What if it's not metal, it's just a metal-like skin.

Wait is Testutestu actually metal or is it hardened skin like metal?

I bet he isn't sure if it would heal or he'd need to weld it and this keeps this man up at night. He asked Midoriya his opinion but Midoruya just mumbled to himself for hours until he was distracted because it is now midnight and Iida asked him at lunch.

• Those are blue flames we see coming from those engines are known to go into overheat and to my knowledge, he has normal skin around that so that would hurt right??

THE NERVE DAMAGE THIS MAN MUST HAVE???

He has insanely high pain tolerance to deal with this stuff and it's really a detriment. He can get stabbed in the leg and not know unless he looks down because he legit just doesn't feel anything.

He has a bunch of scars around his calves too from scrapes he didn't really think were that deep, so when he thought they were healed enough he'd pick the scab off thinking the skin was grown fine underneath it but no. Picking the scab makes it look like a murder scene with all the blood. That was an interesting night when he had to explain why he had blood on his hands to Tensei who walked in on him by the sink.

• And how does fuel work?? again those are B L U E and purple flames! you need a lot of fuel and gas for that stuff?

Wiki says "he drinks orange juice as a source of fuel for his Quirk, while carbonated drinks make him stall" so it's like Momo's quirk but then what the fuck is his stomach doing?? (Also why doesn't he have Orange Juice or capri suns on hand then??? Give him compartments in his suit for orange juice if that is his literal fuel????)

Poor doctors in mha, 1. Mutant quirks change anatomy so much, the organs have to change too, so things are probably never in the same place, and what if they find a new organ then don't know what is or why it's there?? Same goes for emitter quirks, different things are gonna be different specialised to each individual, AND TRANSFORMATION QUIRKS. DOES IT ALL CHANGE?? DO ORGANS AND BONES AND STUFF ALL JUST CHANGE?? WHAT IF THEY NEED TO GO SURGERY BUT THE DOCTORS DONT KNOW WTF THEYRE LOOKING AT?? • He's a try hard nerd jock so I bet he chugged gasoline one time to see if it would make him run faster.

I bet he did all the maths, all the equations and probabilities, and he still drank it. Tesei saw, took pictures and hangs them up around the house to forever use as blackmail.

• Back on about the Orange juice thing, if the fuel is made of that, then does he leave CO2 or nah? Does it smell of Oranges? Is it a nice smell? Is he just a walking fragrencer?

Because it would be warm oranges because y'know it's fire. Would that smell good? are there fumes with it too? is it like flatulence and oranges? because you do need gas for those blue flames.

Iida has been around the smoke from his engines all his life so he's gone nose-blind toward it and no one gives him a straight answer when he asks if it smells of anything. Uraraka said burnt marshmallows, Tensei (who is also nose-blind to it) said pineapple, Izuku took a whiff and got high. No one is allowed to purposefully whiff it anymore.

• This man needs more leg support damn. That much thrust from his calves can not be good for his knees. I know he's grown up with it so he's used to it, and he either has the strongest knees in existence from all that endurance or his knees dislocate every other time he uses his quirk.

He has so much joint pain. He wants to get a walking stick for his joint pain and it confuses villains because they think that must mean he's out of commission but no, he can easily withstand the pain, the cane just helps. And can also be used as a weapon. The aesthetic bastard probably makes it look like a sword to match his aesthetic.

• Speaking of aesthetic, he saw Denki playing portal 2 one time and saw the characters long fall boots and instantly fell in love with them (he wants to commission Mei to make them but is honestly too scared to,)

He runs so quickly, if he goes up a ramp he will go flying and when he lands, having those kind of boots to cushion the fall wouldhelp exponentially. Also it'll make him even taller and I'm all for that. They also fit his aesthetic!

• More speaking of his aesthetic. I get the whole knight shtick is a family thing and it is also very endearing. But the wind drag. Wind resistance isn't really a problem for us because we go at human speed. He goes at human speed but the human has engines in his legs. That much clunky armour is good for protection especially to cushion the blow if he messes up a run and crashes into something and it's also good for blunt force trauma for up close attacks but there is gonna be so much wind drag. He already has enough speed where it doesn't matter too much if he is dragged just a little bit but I imagine wind drag could mess up balance and stuff. And here's where I'm torn, because he's a rich kid who is proud of his family so wants to carry on the tradition, same hero name, same hero aesthetic, same stuff like that, but should that really go above functionality? I'm not saying to minimise wind resistance he should wear a leotard or speedo or something with no armour like that, and idk the materials used, but that armour looks heavy.

He has so much inner turmoil about this. He always has an identity crisis when this is brought up.

• This bitch's metabolism tho. Orange juice is one fuel, what are the others? whatever they are, he should be eating a lot of it because that stuff gets burnt up so quick. He wouldn't be chubby, because all of his running, and he already looks like a big sturdy guy, I'm just saying, for efficiency, he should look like how Russian Women Who Fight Bears, or a Viking, that kinda physique, strong as hell, big and sturdy.

• He should have prescription goggles instead of glasses. Or. Y'know. CONTACT LESNES. SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY. ABOUT YOUR GLASSES BREAKING. OR FALLING OFF WHEN YOU ZOOM. But I do understand it's for the nerd-jock trope. Guess he cares about aesthetic more than functionality 😔 but goggles can keep wind out your eyes if tho. He looks like a lovable doofus either way.

Uraraka recommends contact lenses since he forgot those existed.

He cries that day. But he was wearing the goggles so the tears kinda just stayed there.

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minhoslut · 5 years ago

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♡ summary: Y/N is a fairy in a world of magic hating humans, who moves into a house with seven young men after being kicked out of her old dorm. She learns about all their secrets while hiding hers for as long as she can. Lots of parties, games, sex and maybe even love.

♡ pairing: ot7 x fem!reader, fem!reader x various idols

♡ chapter: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | ? |

♡ series warnings: alcohol consumption, blood mention, drug use, mxm, fxf, threesome, foursome, orgy, swearing, anxiety, depression, past trauma, past abuse

♡ series genre: fluff, smut, slight angst

♡ series rating: R

♡ word count: 3417

♡ posted on: AO3

♡ chapter five: we like to party

♡ A/N: the smut arrives uwu

After breakfast, you decided to go for a run in the forest to help get rid of some of the excited energy you were bursting with. Wearing a dusty rose sports bra with matching capris leggings , you began stretching in the backyard. It was nice to be so close to nature, it made your magic tingle and the instinct to release your wings was strong. You sighed at the thought, it was so fucked that magical creatures couldn’t just be part of society, usually they just lived a little differently, no harm done. Yeah sometimes they did bad things, but so did humans! They are so jealous and scared of things that are different though. You clicked your tongue and took a few deep breaths before heading into the woods.

The birds were calling to each other in the trees, and everything smelled fresh. When you reached the lake with the waterfall you stopped to take a dip, stripping naked and slipping into the cool water. Diving down to the bottom, you laid across the sand and relaxed in the silence. You had always loved being deep underwater, just sitting or lying down and being surrounded by silence. You didn't like being alone though, so when you were younger you would create a water being to talk to and play with. Silently, you wished that you could share things like this with someone, but humans can't hold their breath as long as fairies can so you'd just be outing yourself.

An idea struck you as you looked up at the surface and realized how deep the lake was, a smile crossing your lips. Standing up, you released your wings into the water and sighed in relief. Flying was a no, but at least they could be unfurled. The silver, blue and gold flecks in your wings sparkled in the water, refracting light all around you. They wouldn't get wrecked in the water, despite what some human tales of fairies said, you weren't a butterfly after all.

You fluttered your wings a little bit, creating a small current in the water. It was so freeing to be able to have your wings out, you closed your eyes and flapped your wings hard, making the water rush around you. Jumping up, you burst from the lake and brought your wings back in before falling back into the water. You swam some laps and explored the depths of the lake for a while until you began to get bored. Pulling yourself up on the shore and shaking yourself dry, you redressed and ran back to the house.

"Hey Y/N!" Taehyung greeted you from the deck where he was stringing some lights up. "Need any help Tae? Can I call you that?" You asked as you joined him, "For sure as long as I can call you N/N!" He said a grin on his face. You laughed and agreed, holding the nails for him while he hammered the lights to the side of the house. "Do you take these down every week or are they new?" You questioned as you handed him another nail. "We had some up but they kinda got broken... So we just got around to replacing them haha." His answer was vague but you didn't push, not like it mattered much anyway.

"Tae come in for lunch- Y/N you're back! You come too~" Jimin said sweetly, poking his head out the back door. Returning the nails to their bin you wiped your hands on your pants and headed inside, taking a seat at the table next to Jungkook. Jin and Namjoon placed plates of steaming dumplings on the table and everyone sat to enjoy their late lunch together.

"After lunch, Kook and Yoongi, can you guys start setting up the music stuff, and Jin, Hobi and I will do drink/food prep, Y/N, you and Tae continue doing outside! Sound good?" Namjoon said as he began clearing dishes from the table now that everyone was done eating. Various words of agreement were exchanged as you all headed to your assigned areas of setup. You collected the nails once again and followed Tae along the side of the house. When the two of you had finished with the lights you moved onto setting up some chairs and a pong table.

You ran inside to grab some cases of beer to keep by the pong table, bumping into Hoseok as you go. "Sorry~" You called sending him a smile as you went, getting a cute dimple smile in return. Cute dimple. "Tae~ Is this the right stuff?" You asked walking up to him as he set up the triangles of cups. "Yeah, just set it underneath for now." He responded, taking a case from you and shoving it under the table. "What next?" You questioned stretching your arms while Taehyung grabbed his phone out of his pocket to check the time.

"Well it's near dinner so let's see if everyone else is finished with their jobs." He suggested, linking his arm with yours and pulling you inside. "Anybody need help finishing up?" You shouted as you grabbed two glasses and filled them with water from the fridge before handing one to Taehyung. A bunch of no's echoed through the house in response to you, so you began pulling burger buns out and cutting them. "Ooh are you gunna make us burgers?" Taehyung asked coming to sit at the bar, leaning his elbows on the table and propping his head in his hands.

"Yes cute boy, I am! I'm excited for the party so I don't want many dishes~" You told him while you prepped the patties and toppings, cutting various vegetables up and placing them on a plate. He laughed at your nickname for him and rose from his seat to help you by setting the table and lighting the barbeque. Once it was hot enough you put the burgers on and turned on some music while they were cooking. "Are you surprised? It’s like bubblegum pop, because I broke all the rules, because I’m going to show you the real me, really really me, I’m a cherry on top yeah~" You sang along to ITZY as you flipped the burgers.

The smell of the barbeque lured the six men to the table when they had finished their tasks. "Damn what smells so fuckin' good?" Jungkook said as he entered, "Y/N made burgers~" Taehyung answered from his seat at the table where he was getting his bun ready. "Y/N remind me to wife you up." Jungkook said as he sat down, you laughed at his comment and shook your head, bringing the now cooked patties into the kitchen. "Let's eat!" You said, a smile set upon your lips.

When everyone had finished eating, Taehyung cleared away the dishes and everyone split off to their own rooms to get ready. You pulled out various options for tonights outfit, and stripped out of your current clothing, sliding into a silky pink robe with fur trim on its sleeves . Dress, skirt, or pants… You scanned through what you had pulled out and sorted them into groups. A knock at the door pulled you away from the piles of fabric, “Come in~” Namjoon opened the door and stepped in. “Hey Y/N, uh, just wanted to give you the lowdown of the party rules of sorts, but if you’re not ready I can wait-”

You interrupted him with a wave of your hand. “I wouldn’t have let you in if I wanted to wait.” You said smiling at him. “Ok, sure, well, the only real rule is don’t take anyone to someone else's bedroom.” Nodding, you turned back to your clothes, “Joon, can I call you that? Should I wear a skirt, dress or pants?” He came and stood beside you, “Uh, dress? And of course you can, we are friends after all.” Hearing him say that made the smile on your lips blossom into a full grin. "Thanks Joon~ I'll see you in a bit."

Now that you had narrowed it down to dresses thanks to Namjoon, you were able to pick your party look. A longsleeved off the shoulder white top with black trim layered underneath a black dress with two zippers down the whole thing and chain straps attached by a hoop . Popping in some silver hoop earrings and brushing our hair, you moved to the mirror. Lip Gloss, brow gel and a simple cat eye wing and you were set. You surveyed yourself in the full body mirror, checking your outfit and unzipping the bottom half of the dress. "Okay sexy, let's get some!"

You bumped into Hoseok first, when you had come down to the second floor. He was wearing a classic white t-shirt tucked into light blue straight leg jeans with a frayed hem, cinched with a black belt and a back crossbody bag with white polka dots across his chest. A simple silver chain hung around his neck and tied everything together. "Hey Hobi! You look really good! Ready to get some chicks?" You ruffled his peachy blonde locks, making Hoseok laugh and shake his head. "May I escort you to the dance hall, princess?" Stifling a laugh, you took his offered arm, "I'll allow it, sir knight."

Jin and Jimin were putting away anything breakable in the living room when you entered with Hoseok. Jin was wearing an oversized white t-shirt tucked into belted black jeans and Jimin was in a wide neck black tee tucked into black skinny jeans with rips at the knee, a black belt and a silver chain with a long silver tooth on it . "Looking good~ You guys know how to lure in people, huh?" You whistled taking them in. Jimin ran a hand through his black hair and Jin blew a kiss your way. "Says you!" Jungkook said as he and Namjoon entered the room.

Jungkook was fixing the pale pink button-up he had over top of a white tee with a black design on it. His jeans were light blue skinnies with rips at the knees, a black belt holding the in place. Namjoon wearing navy blue slacks with a shimmery peach short-sleeved button-up tucked into them, the top button undone. "Knock out after knock out huh, do they put something in your water here?" You joked, "You've obviously been drinking it too Y/N~" Yoongi teased coming to stand by you, dressed in ripped blue jeans, an oversized tan shirt, and a purple and black flannel overtop.

"Well then, let’s get started!" Jin said clapping his hands and heading to the kitchen, "Shots! To kick off the night and welcome Y/N to our home officially!" Hoseok cheered following after Seokjin. The rest of you also joined them and Jin poured out eight tequila shots, everyone prepped their lemon slices and salted their thumbs. "To Y/N!" Namjoon cheered, the same praise echoed by the six others before you all took your shots.

Soon after your celebratory shot, people began to show up to the house, welcomed by the boys who quickly introduced you to them. The music was turned up and the rooms were quickly filled with people, drinking and laughing. There were so many stunning people in the room, you surveyed them as you sipped your drink, pleasantly buzzed by this point. You noticed Jin speaking with a girl on the deck and began making your way over to them.

The girl has wavy long bleach blonde hair and eyes that were somehow round and sharp all at once. She was wearing a black crop tank top, a pair of black cargo pants and a chunky choker with a big silver hoop on it. There were several chains hanging across her pants, as well as some joining the choker on her neck, and a black belt with silver cut-outs was cinching her waist in. It was a simple but sexy ensemble and you were captivated.

"Hi~" You said coming into their conversation, "Hey Y/N! This is Chungha, Chungha, Y/N." Jin introduced the two of you and excused himself to the washroom. "You look amazing tonight, Chungha! I love the vibe." You said in a flirting tone, touching her wrist softly. "Mm, I could say the same to you Y/N. You're their new roomie, right?" Nodding, you twirled your white hair cutely, "Do you come to these often?" You questioned, "Pretty much every weekend haha. I like coming to dance with people." Dance huh? "I love dancing as well! I'm glad people seem to actually dance at their parties~" You chuckled.

"Well then how about we get on the dance floor?" Chungha grabbed your hand and pulled you into the house, holding your body against hers as you danced together. She kept her hands on your waist, swaying with you and grinding your bodies together. Your hands were around her neck and the distance between you was getting smaller by the second. Someone came up behind you and pressed themselves against your back. Turning, Seokjins deep brown eyes locked with yours and you pulled his arm over your shoulder.

The three of you danced together as you moved lithely between them, passion thick in the air between you. Chungha pulled you into her and kissed you hard, her lips soft and warm, tasted like cherries. A second pair of lips connected with your exposed neck causing a soft moan made its way out of your mouth and into the kiss with Chungha. It was obviously Jin who was kissing your neck, you could feel him holding you closer, his cock pressed against your ass.

Chungha pulled out of your dance floor makeout sesh and took your hand in her right and Seokjins hand in her left. She led you both up the stairs to what you assumed to be Jins room, kissing you again when you had all entered the room. "Are you both ok with this?" She asked between kisses. You looked at Seokjin and nodded, "Yes." You both answered truthfully, excitement and arousal tinging your voices.

"Strip for us baby girl~" Chungha said sitting on the bed and pulling Seokjin down beside her, a delicate hand on the bulge in his pants, giving slight pressure to encourage his arousal further. You unzipped your dress slowly, pulling the zipper all the off and shimmying out, tossing it into a corner. Now you were left standing in your top and a black mesh thong with rhinestone straps, you kept your eyes on them both as you crossed your arms and peeled the top off of your body, letting your breasts bounce out.

Your nipples hardened at the coolness of the air, and you plopped yourself into Chunghas lap, "Please warm me up~" You breathed, lips almost touching the shell of her ear. "Patience, baby." She flipped you over and left you lying on the bed, "Touch yourself while you watch us." It was more of a demand than anything, but you complied easily, one hand running across the mesh of your panties and one on your sensitive nipple.

Your eyes followed as Chungha stripped Jin naked and began to stroke his now rock hard cock, making lewd sounds tumble from his lips. "Mm, I know you like being watched big boy, should we give her more of a show?" Chungha released Jin and began to take her own clothes off. You arched your back and fondled your boobs as you stared at Chunghas body, clad in a matching lingerie set. It was leopard print bra and thong with two sets of straps to hold it together and the bra which consisted of two strips of the leopard print fabric, barely holding her in. A big silver hoop sat just above her pelvis connected to the straps, and another on her bra between her breasts .

Seokjin let out an audible "fuck" as Chungha knelt in front of him and took the tip of his cock into her mouth. Your eyes never wandered as she slowly engulfed his full length, making him throw his head back and moan deeply. You whined from your spot on the bed, wanting to join in on the fun. Chungha pulled out slowly, letting the head out of her mouth with a wet 'pop.' "Oh? Impatient little slut aren't you~" She purred, still pumping Jins length. releasing it, she stood up and led Jin to the bed, "Lay down Jinnie."

Jin laid on the bed flat and Chungha came up onto the bed to join you both. "Suck his dick, nice and slow for me," She directed you, pushing your head over to his cock, "and Jin, you better make me cum with that smooth-talking mouth of yours." Stripping out of her lingerie, she positioned herself above his mouth. You took his cock in your mouth, tongue flat, and moaned around it as you deepthroated him.

The taste of precum coated your mouth, making you drool even more. Wet, sloppy sounds filled the room and Chunghas breathy moans were like an angels chorus, turning you on even more. Your cunt was begging for attention and your fingers rubbing yourself through your panties just wasn't enough. You bobbed on Jins cock and hollowed your cheeks as you pulled off. Licking around the head, you swirled your tongue and cupped his balls as you did so. Chunghas moans got louder, you lifted your eyes and watched as she rode Jins face through her orgasm.

"Y/N you lie down now and get those panties off." Chungha ordered, moving off of Seokjins mouth. You laid down supine near the edge of the bed, with your knees bent and pulled your thong off. Anticipation was radiating throughout the room, Jin hopped off the bed and stood at your feet. Chungha climbed on top of you, laying down on you and hooking her legs on either side. Your breasts were pushed up against hers, making you moan and she started kissing you again.

You felt the head of Jins dick slide across your dripping folds before pushing it between your and Chunghas soaked cunts. The three of you moaned together as Jin picked up his pace fucking between you both and hitting your clits just right. You kissed along Chunghas neck, her skin soft and warm. She, in turn, sucked hickies along your neck and chest, licking at your nipples as her mouth roamed. "Fuck her." Chungha gave the command and Jin followed, his thick girth was thrust into your tight pussy.

Seokjins name tumbled from your lips in a mantra as he fucked your roughly, all while Chungha continued to suck and nip at your skin. Suddenly, Chungah pulled off of you and moved up to hover above your kiss swollen lips. "Can you do two things at once like a good girl?" She cooed, seduction dripping from her tone. You mewled out a yes and licked across her pretty pussy. You inserted two fingers inter her core and pumped while you sucked on her clit, curling your fingers to hit the right spot. Hearing her moan your name encouraged you further as you tried to stay focused with Jin snapping his hips into you roughly.

"I-I'm close." You heard Seokjin say breathlessly, "It's safe cum inside~" You whined, not wanting him to stop, the knot in your stomach getting close to coming undone. He started rubbing your clit and you arched your back, fucking Chungha harder with your fingers. "Let's cum together, now." Chungha purred and just like that you could feel her thighs shaking around you. Jins hot seed filled you up perfectly, and you were brought to your peak as he continued fucking you through his own orgasm.

Jin pulled out slowly, causing you to moan wantonly as his cum leaked out and mixed with your own. Your lips were glistening covered in Chunghas cum, it tasted amazing. "Mm, thanks you two~ Let's get you cleaned up." Chungha said getting off of you and hopping down off the bed. She pulled her clothes back on and left the room, returning with a warm cloth which she used to wipe you down. You saw Seokjin grabbing new boxers and a big t-shirt, which he handed to you once you were wiped clean. You thanked him as he grabbed his own set and slid under the covers, beckoning you to join him, which you did. Chungha blew you both a kiss as she left, and then everything went fuzzy.

#bangtanhq #bts #bts x reader #bts polyamory #kim seokjin #kim namjoon #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #everything is not what it seems

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bloo-jae · 5 years ago

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an assortment of oc quotes pt 4

Keagan: Y'know, I've learned some pretty valuable lessons from this.

Camille: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you should've actually taken away.

Keagan: Death isn't real and I'm basically God.

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Naedis: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better each and every day? Also no.

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Doe: When you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, look to the sky. It's me floating in on a stupid blimp to ruin everything and cause many problems.

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Eisla: Hey there demons, it's me, ya girl.

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Eisla, speaking into a tape recorder: If you are here, speak to us.

Doe: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOFT DETROIT,

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Camille: So what's your love language?

Keagan: I dunno, English?

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Braydin: Hey, so, what the fuck have you been doing to your body?

Eisla: Oh, this thing? This isn't mine, I'm just renting it.

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Anna: [enters the room]

Eisla: Aw, fuck. See, I thought I was gonna have a good day, but then you walked in:

Andie: What'd she do?

Eisla: Bitch gotta exist.

Andie: Anna, why would you do that?!

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Camille: [appears in Keagan's field of vision]

Keagan, internally: My favorite angel has arrived. She is cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet her in a manner indicative of my appreciation for her existence.

Keagan, externally: Hey nerd.

---

Camille: Hacker voice. I'm in.

Keagan: I don't think you're supposed to say 'hacker voice' out loud.

Keagan: Also all you did was open Bing.

---

Keagan: My girlfriend's a solid 7.

Keagan: She's really a 10, but she's with my ugly ass and I'm a three so she loses points.

Keagan: PEMDAS.

---

[texting]

Keagan: yes

Keagan: yea*

Keagan: almost broke my cool and casual facade

---

Anna: Guys, it's okay, I've got this!

Doe, narrating: She did not, in fact, got this.

---

Sayumi: Hey, I'm here, open up.

Doe:

Doe: I spent countless decades wande-

Sayumi: Open the fucking door!

---

Doe: I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

---

Osamu: How's your morning going?

Anna: Well, Sayumi just asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong. So pretty normal I guess.

---

Keagan: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I'll wait.

Camille: You and I.

Keagan, crying: A'ight.

---

Liam: Why is Keagan lying facedown on the floor?

Alejah: They're just a little overwhelmed right now.

Liam: What happened?

Alejah: Camille giggled.

---

[texting]

Doe: this is like military combat and i'm the brave colonel and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

Sayumi: Tranches

Osamu: Tranches

Doe: i'm sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i don't expect either of you to return

---

Eisla: Anna, you're my seventh favorite friend.

Anna: There's only six of us.

Eisla: Exactly.

---

Naedis: Eight!

Meidagi: Nine!

Naedis: We shouldn't be doing this drunk.

Meidagi: ...Ten.

Naedis: Fifteen!

Meidagi: Twenty-five.

Naedis: Thirty!

Centipede, tearing up: Please stop giving me legs, I look stupid.

Naedis: ONE HUNDRED LOL

Meidagi: LMAO

---

Naedis: Everyone, I would like to introduce you to the god of peace and assholes, Meidagi.

Meidagi: What she said is the truth and nothing but the truth.

Meidagi: I am in charge of both the peace and the Naedis.

---

Keagan, motioning to a chest: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

---

Andie: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

---

Eisla: Okay, no offense, but SOME of us- [looks pointedly at self in the mirror] -need to fucking chill.

---

Osamu: [spills coffee on Doe]

Osamu: Whoops, sorry!

Doe: Hey, do you know who I am?!

Osamu: Do YOU know who you are?

Doe:

Doe: [goes on a journey of self-discovery]

---

Eisla: I must confess my sins.

Meidagi: WHAT'S THE TEA MY CHILD

---

Keagan: [seductively lies in Camille's lap]

Keagan: [starts crying]

---

Applebee's: Notes of vodka. Hints of fresh lemon. A raspberry finish. Our findings from a tasting of this season's $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade harvest:

Eisla: My father was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found.

Andie: Is this real?!

Applebee's: It's real! We're featuring the $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade the entire month of June!

---

Otto: Hey, whatcha wearing?

Eisla: Your friend's skin.

---

Otto: You're under arrest!

Doe: No I'm not!

Otto: Shit!

---

Eisla: What if I drank makeup remover?

Andie: No!

Otto: Please don't.

Darany: That's bad for you!

Braydin: Do it, coward.

Eisla, already opening the bottle: Haha, I sure love democracy.

---

Eisla: Give it to me straight. How long do I have to live?

Doe: Ten.

Eisla: Ten what?

Doe: Nine.

---

Anna: The greatest power move is to call someone by their full name.

Anna: If you don't know their middle name, just make one up.

Anna, whipping her head around to face Otto: OTTO EMILY BESSELMAN.

---

[texting]

Camille: Heyy, you awake?

Camille: Wanna come over and learn the dance to 'bet on it' from HSM2?

Keagan: dude it's 2am

Camille: So?

Keagan: we have school tomorrow

Camille: So???

Keagan: wh

Keagan: ok yeah omw

---

Keagan: [having a mental breakdown, crying on the floor, full existential crisis, can't comprehend life without falling apart]

Keagan, five minutes later, drinking a capri sun: lmao that was wild

---

Anna, trying to comfort Andie: You need to learn to move on! It's what Eisla would've wanted for you!

Eisla's ghost: bitch the fuck i wouldn't

---

Eisla: Do you have any dark chocolate?

Doe: Sure! This one's made from Brazilian cacao-

Eisla: Darker.

Doe: ...Okay, this one-

Eisla: Darker!

Doe: Ugh, fine! [opens a box with strange symbols on it] This one will teach you the Forbidden Words and let you see Hell.

Eisla, eyes going black: 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙.

---

Eisla, looking at a map: God, it's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Andie: The other side, Eisla.

---

Eisla: Just had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was this fishtank illuminating the room and then this fucking...fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and said:

Doe: You've been here a while. Better wake up before you forget how to!

Eisla: And I fucking woke up in a cold sweat!

Andie:

Andie: Dude, I think you went to Hell.

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