#Stormlight headcanons ftw

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Thinking about Laran/Lyn again

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[ID: A digital sketch of trans Jasnah and trans Hoid by @stormlight-archive. The two characters sit side by side on a couch. Jasnah sits up straight, holding a glass of violet wine in her immaculately manicured freehand, and her safehand, fully sleeved, is wrapped across Hoid’s shoulders. Jasnah is tall and slim with curvy hips. Her long, curly, black hair is half pulled back and pinned with gems and delicate gold chains, and the rest of her hair falls free to her armpit level. She wears an elegant, purple, tightly tailored havah with an asymmetrical stripe bordered in gold. She maintains excellent posture and a neutral expression as she looks steadfastly forward, avoiding Hoid’s clowning. 

Hoid, meanwhile, is a shorter man, slim, and wearing a fine, slim, black suit. He’s looking up at Jasnah with what he thinks is a dashing smile, resting his head against her shoulder and tucking his shoulder underneath her arm as he grins, half in apology, half in delight. One hand is wrapped around her back and pressing against her hip, and the other is raising a glass of violet as if in salutations. He’s leaning into her as if he’s the luckiest person in the world, which of course he is and she knows it. 

Beside Jasnah’s head is a trans flag, a lesbian flag, and the pronouns she/her. Above Hoid is the trans flag, the lesbian flag, and the pronouns he/they. End ID.]

T4t win

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Just imagining a world in which Kaladin's Radiant body gets softer and fatter because his life is good and he's happy. He's no longer in crisis mode and he's not exhausting himself giving everything he has to others, so his body joyfully wants to give to himself too. Fat, happy Kaladin my beloved 💜

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Hoid has magically absorbed all the major sexual fetishes from every culture he visits and it shows

I love Wit as a character because I have always thought it made more sense that, instead of the common trope of something/someone ancient becoming deeply out of touch and unable to communicate without sounding archaic, an extremely old character would just become deeply fucking weird

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One time a friend told me that Kaladin actually has the world's most disappointingly flat ass and I think he might be right. It's such a sad headcanon but it's so true. He floats everywhere. What does he need an ass for

do the bridge four windrunners really have those luscious sculpted calves or not lets get into it. theres no way that, even with rocks stew, anyone from bridge four was getting sufficient nutrition for hypertrophy under sadeas' rule. i love Ripped Kal as much as the next girl but bridge running was his stealth build era sorry. and you just KNOW every windrunner is skipping leg day

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I also like to think they stared at Azure 😳 Buff woman with sword? Irresistible to these disaster bisexuals.

As the saying goes, "the couples that stare together stay together" Example A being: Shallan+Adolin from the Stormlight series

Who they staring at together? Obviously Kaladin.

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If Szeth remembers the touch of a woman in SA5 I will throw my book (and then run and pick it up again because I'll still want to read it)

I headcanon Szeth as aroace so hard that I consistently forget it isn’t canon

It’ll be so weird if he has a girlfriend or something in the book 5 flashbacks

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If Brando is brave enough, ten years from now (in canon) we will be blessed with a 30-year old, settled Kaladin who sits all day working in mental health, and floats everywhere, and has enough to eat, and is content. A fat Kaladin. No more starving lankiness and muscles fed by desperation. He will be happy and he will be pudgy and soft because he deserves it (/positive)

i love art that depicts kaladin as a really beefy, towering, gruff man however i also adore art that shows him as a skinny malnourished teenage twink because he gives both vibes at the time and they are both true. hes just…..so yk