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gordonstanheight · 6 months ago

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“go to hell” is boring. it’s predictable. ‘i hope a driver you like gets a mclaren contract’ is real. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it just won’t stop happening to me

#indycar #christian lundgaard #nolan siegel #anti mclaren #anti zak brown #arrow mclaren #alexander rossi #pato o'ward #david malukas #stoffel vandoorne #fernando alonso #lando norris #daniel ricciardo #oscar piastri #textpost #me irl #mclaren #formula e #sam bird

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wintergreenoreo · 10 months ago

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I saw a take on Twitter so bad i needed to put my foot down and make this 😤:

Explanations under cut.

Oscar is a Mark/Fernando spawn: Oscar was a FA Kart kid and was mentored by him when they were in purgatory (Alpine). Mark was with him his entire karting career and is currently his manager. Fernando and Mark are literally husbands. Enough said.

Carlos is a Fernando spawn: Pretty common knowledge.

Stoffel is a Fernando/Jenson spawn: Was the bundle of sunshine that Fernando and Jenson carried around when they were going through the trenches (McHonda).

Logan is a Jenson adoptee: Jenson literally said “if you need a shoulder to cry on i’ll be here” like a dad consoling his son after a bad football game.

Lando is a Fernando/Lewis spawn: Ok this one has potential to be funny as hell. Dysfunctional family. Fernando and Lewis divorced but still try to take turns with Lando. Lando prefers Nando because he lets him do whatever he wants and Lewis thinks Fernando is bad influence on him. Fernando doesn’t care. Also Lando got into F1 because of 2007 so 😬.

George is a Lewis/Nico spawn: British and also exhibits the exotic cuntiness of a high class wine auntie. Literally best of both worlds.

Charles is a Lewis/Seb spawn: Sebastian’s pride and joy. Little golden sunshine. Seb and Lewis are literally husbands. Lewis is the dad that stepped up for Charles when Seb retired. Now since they’re gonna be teammates it’ll be much easier 😌.

Mick is a Seb adoptee: It is Seb’s duty to protect his hero’s little lion cub. Most dad shaped when it comes to Mick.

Had to get this off my chest 😮‍💨

#f1 #fernando alonso #mark webber #jenson button #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #sebastian vettel #lando norris #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #logan sargeant #stoffel vandoorne #mick schumacher #george russell #oscar piastri

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raapija · 1 year ago

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