#Steve is probs not Jess in the overall scheme of things but today he is

[morganbritton132]

After Dustin’s comment about Steve not making a big deal about him cooking in their kitchen and at the request of dozens upon dozens of fans in Eddie’s comments, he goes up to check on Steve. Dustin follows behind him with the phone so the stream can see that Steve is fine.

Dustin stays in the doorway while Eddie goes into the living room where Steve is slouched down on the couch, watching New Girl. He sticks his face in Steve’s line of sight and blocks the tv, “Hey, baby! Did you see Dustin? He was cooking in the kitchen.”

Steve, tilting his head so he can see the tv: Barely, he used the microwave.

Eddie: Yeah, but he didn’t use a cover

Dustin: Hey

Eddie: Something wrong, sweetheart? Something happen at work?

Steve: I’m fine

Eddie:

Steve, big sigh: Some people were mean to me today

Eddie: Mean to you? How is that possible? You’re basically - you’re basically *gesturing to the tv* her! You’re Jessica Day! You’re even wearing polka dots.

Steve, the corner of his mouth turning up against his will: That makes you Nick

Eddie: Of course I’m Nick. Look at me!

Dustin: I wanna be Cece. She’s cools and Jess’ best friend

Eddie: You’re Ferguson. No debates.