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sabbathbloodysabbeth · 2 years ago

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Ghost Files Au

@asbealthgn it really works for them 👀

Part 2

“Robin is the camera on?” Steve asks. His eyes were looking right above the camera on the screen. Wearing a bright yellow sweater, he’s the first thing anyone would look at before their eyes would shift over to another male, Eddie. Who was sitting right next to him, silently rolling a twenty sided die. His curls were hiding his face from the angle that the camera had him at. This was not their first session together, and he was fully aware that there was no reason trying to act polite and proper on camera. Already, within the first two episodes of the show it was chaos. It wasn’t what the network had expected but the fans seemed to enjoy it so shockingly they weren’t dropped.

He had already learned that it took a few minutes for the set up to be finished. This wasn’t their first episode of this show so he was at ease. Not to worried about fucking up the garbage fire they have created or getting it canceled. He faintly hears Robin respond to Steve letting him know they were on. The small interaction would be edited out before release of course.

“Hi, I'm Steve and this is Eddie. Today we will be going over the mysterious anamly known as Vecna-” he's mid introduction when one of the dice Eddie is rolling falls off the table. The metal head pauses, awkwardly stares at the camera before he looks away purposely moving and bending his body in a way that seemed impossible as he looks down to look at what the number said.

“Oh look at that Steve, I just rolled a 5 which means Ghosts aren't real!”

“You dick.”

The video is then cut to the next shot, where both men are standing in the middle of a house. Eddie has purposely put sunglasses on and his hair is pulled up, while Steve wears another comfortable sweater. The camera is just being clicked on when the two are bickering a bit.

“Eddie you can't be dressed up like a guy from men in black.” Steves hands are on his hips as he scolds the other. Trying to get the other to pull his sun glasses off, he was fully aware that the other could barely see. Hell steve could barely see anything right now and he had his glasses on. That and the suit the other was wearing was currently his, which he had somehow stolen.

“Yes I can, and I will. I will walk around like this and you can’t stop me.” Eddie shakes his head his curls bouncing around him as he does.

“Oh, so if you are a agent from men in black you admit ghosts are real!” Steve points out. Looking at the other like he had finally won.

“Nope, ghosts are still very much not real. The men in black unit is just another useless government funded group. Just like the police department.” Eddie says with a straight face.

“Eddie! You can’t say that!” Steve scolds slapping the others arm.

“I’m not Eddie anymore, I’m now Agent D.” Eddie says with a straight face. His hair was raised in a messy bun as he speaks. Looking more professional and serious then what he actually was. Which was only making the situation more hilarious as you could faintly hear someone’s giggles behind the camera.

“Dude, your name doesn’t even start with a D, what does the D even stand for!?”

“Deez Nuts.”

Lowkey thinking about making this a series 👀