#Stephen Malkmus

[freckledjoes]

I simply love everything about this.

[malkments]

stephen malkmus chair design horseshoe theory meme t shirt

[undergroundrockpress]

Pavement on stage at Maxwell's on 28 July 1992 in Hoboken, New Jersey. Photo by David Corio.

[kenneldistricts]

Best mates Damon Albarn and Stephen Malkmus at V97 Festival ‘97 🫶

[flippyspoon]

oh that really is A++ casting tho

[holdoncallfailed]

spiral stairs, mark ibold and stephen malkmus of pavement recording brighten the corners in hoboken, NJ, 1996

[kassy-munson]

PAVEMENTS WILL BE PRESENTED AT THE CHICAGO FILM FESTIVAL ON OCTOBER 25TH!!!!

[yeats-infection]

some malkmus / pavement screengrabs from 1992-4

frankfurt 1994 - reading 1992 - australia 1993 - london 1992 - rennes 1992 - bielefeld 1992

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Round 2 Group D Match 6

expand for propaganda! (major wall of text warning)

Henry Rollins:

"Honestly, Johnny Mnemonic Henry with the glasses and the lab coat was pretty hot"

"A wonderful physical specimen. Plus he’s really funny and weird….best hot ones interview of all time."

"I want him to run me over with a bus"

Stephen Malkmus:

"i can't even stand stephen malkmus but there's a very special girl out there who needs this win"

"My perpetually stoned, nonsensical girlfriend...if we don't invent the time machine soon I might die. He's like 6 ft tall so unfortunately I'd be like one of those birds that ride on giraffes and eat bugs out of their fur. And then I'd die in a weed accident during the recording of Wowee Zowee? Before that though I'd spend 25 hrs a day in bed with him. Alright thanks"

"Stephen Malkmus chronically addicted to moaning and gasping in Pavement songs like he’s getting the best dicking down of his life in the back of the tour bus while everyone else is asleep"

"This is the indie-label match, right? Then it has to be Malkmus, he *made* the scene. And he's still releasing excellent music today. He's just the most influential rockstar of the 90s."

"my gay pavement fan uncle gets out of prison tonight and he knows you ratted him out in '06. the only way to make this right is to vote for stephen"

"Pretty please vote for him, my friend loves him and he really wants him to win"

""There were times he refused to speak to his bandmates, pulling a jacket over his head and referring to himself as "the little bitch"." I have also heard him refer to himself as a brat, a queen, a primadonna, a sociopath, and a narcissist. All of these descriptors have made me want to slam him against a wall and turn his neck fun new colors."

"I mean, Pavement is THEE indie band of the 90s. The lowkey snark, Koreaaaa, so much style that it's wasted. And Malkmus is an understated cool rockstar: the hair, the face, Silver Jews! He never ever sold out. He's the 90s."

"the most beautiful man ever he looks like a gorgeous fairytale prince. he has been hot since he emerged on the scene and continues to be so as their reunion tour comes to a close. stephen forever"

"we have to consider the autism swagger. find me a pavement write up that doesn’t spend three paragraphs waxing lyrical on his inability to make eye contact. find me a YouTube comment section that doesn’t have hoards of moms swooning over his flat affect. his refusal to wear anything more formal than a flannel for the first decade of his career? genuinely culturally influential. 30 glorious years of expressionless performances. sunglasses in the dark. so many straight men falling over themselves for him they made a joke about it in the Barbie movie. raw tbh sex appeal. and he’s got a great nose"

"he had a couple of unfortunate haircuts during this period but highkey i would break both of my arms to just be able to make out with him. please vote for SM my life is in danger if you don't"

[all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual]

Select Magazine October 1992/Pavement

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[malkments]

shoutout to this pavement interview where steve spends twenty five minutes slowly ripping a surgical mask to shreds

[malkmusian]

Stephen Malkmus in Range Life MV (1995) by Pavement

[tourdion]

[holdoncallfailed]

stephen malkmus at HFStival, 1994

[jacobwren]

"When I was a kid, I didn’t really like most bands’ later work. I always liked their first few albums. I would always think they’re getting old and slower, you know? Now I don’t mind that so much." - Stephen Malkmus