#Step Two Get really obsessed with Con O'Neill
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Tfw you know the name of a celebrities secret spouse and you can't tell anyone because they haven't and you wanna respect their privacy but you've also never had a cooler secret or uncovered the answer to a cooler mystery in your life and you're in pins and needles hoping he opens up about his husband, and maybe about his Ex wife.
#it's Con O'Neill#not the husband#well one of the husbands#the one who is a celebrity#is Con O'neill#buy me a coffee#is this not a relatable feeling?#just me?#nope#I'm just enough of a loser this is my lifes accomplishment#step one Obsess over OFMD#Step Two Get really obsessed with Con O'Neill#step three uncover his secret spouse#step 4 ???#step five Profit? pls? I'm so poor#for legal reasons this is a joke
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