#Steak guy

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from the expression chart. thank yew everyone who sent an ask from Various Websites YAY

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The boys are back in town!!

I bring to you my definitive redesigns for my 2020 dhmis gijinkas! Yay >:]!

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yellow guys drawings

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The healthy band but as cats!! (Also the Monster cans)

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From a scale of 1-10 how bad is my hear me out cake

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"there are some fan-humanisations of him that are just WAY too fine. he's a top dilf in my book sorryyyyyyyy"

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Яєбуааааааа

[digitulart]

I hope you enjoyed father's day as much as we did.

unedited versions above =] its been june 19th every day for the past decade for me, personally. how about you guys

(blaine, red, and duck were designed by my gf Titine !!!)

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Be Gay Do Crimes Spinach Can x Steak Guy Aesthetic For Anon! 

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[digitulworld]

DHMIS teachers answers if you asked them the interview questions

Where do you live?

Sketchbook: In the dark, sometimes.

Tony: Midwest.

Shrignold: Far away from you.

Colin: Indoors, outdoors, sideways, vertical, and horizontal.

Spinach Can: Ping-pong galleria with my friend Schmuck.

Steak Guy: In your house!

Lamp: A magic barn.

What do you like to eat?

Sketchbook: I’m on a liquid diet.

Tony: It’s in the attic somewhere.

Shrignold: Something very warm.

Colin: Extra large cereal.

Spinach Can: Cardboard

Steak Guy: I can’t believe you would ask me that.

Lamp: Pink bones, red fibers, and a spinning wheel.

What is your favorite color?

Sketchbook: Green. Is this a trick question? It’s green.

Tony: Tan.

Shrignold: Lots and lots of purple.

Colin: The one with five letters.

Spinach Can: What color is grass?

Steak Guy: Grey horses.

Lamp: You're being too silly right now, you have to stop.

Do you like cows or goats?

Sketchbook: Anything yellow.

Tony: It doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters to me.

Shrignold: A baby sheep, is that like a goat?

Colin: Lizards.

Spinach Can: I made a cow mad once, and then got Cow Mad Syndrome.

Steak Guy: Big ones. Just the big ones.

Lamp: It jumps over the moon!

Do you have brown hair?

Sketchbook: Only on Tuesdays.

Tony: Are you stupid?

Shrignold: Lime green, like my mothers.

Colin: I asked you first!

Spinach Can: You should stop asking me that, I'll give it back later.

Steak Guy: It just gets stuck like this sometimes.

Lamp: Yesterday I saw a dog, but it was an evil dog. Don't ask me how I know.

What is your blood type?

Sketchbook: I had to glue some on myself so they'd stop bothering me.

Tony: Just a big clump.

Shrignold: I don't know, they all look the same.

Colin: I can't remember what it looks like! It’s very shy.

Spinach Can: What the *beep* is blood?

Steak Guy: Blood? Is that what they call it nowadays?

Lamp: Theres worms in me.

What are you allergic to?

Sketchbook: Having a nose.

Tony: It changes every day, and has been for the past 977 days.

Shrignold: Absolutely positively everything.

Colin: Fish paste.

Spinach Can: Eggshells, all of them. They pushed me down the stairs once.

Steak Guy: I don't need one!

Lamp: The Boogeyman. We’re on bad terms.

Whats your favorite idea?

Sketchbook: Anything but this question.

Tony: The giant bird that appears in my dreams sometimes.

Shrignold: My favorite pair of shoes.

Colin: My idea website. It generates ideas, like fun ways to hold a spoon.

Spinach Can: Hammers! Lots of hammers! And a nickel!

Steak Guy: Throwing my keys into a hole.

Lamp: TV shows about Alaska.

What do you find exciting?

Sketchbook: Big balloons, the alphabet, kites, gas planets, carpentry, a sock. The rest is personal.

Tony: Basements with creaky stairs.

Shrignold: Moths in small amounts.

Colin: Every 14th day of the month.

Spinach Can: A really really really small traffic cone, that tells you when you're going to die.

Steak Guy: Mold.

Lamp: Four trampolines.

What happened after the olden days?

Sketchbook: TVs started using colors, and now people are ungrateful.

Tony: I’m not playing your little game.

Shrignold: Everyone got sad, so I had to help them.

Colin: There were three wars, four explosions, and two train crashes, all in 1958.

Spinach Can: The world got mucky and ate dirt and beans.

Steak Guy: A rude mouse flipped the bird at me.

Lamp: They had bigger and bigger dreams, and then everyone got so big, they had to stop eating foods that made them dream big. The moral of this story is that you should wash your hands twice a day.

What are you scared of?

Sketchbook: Medium-sized rodents.

Tony: 7:00pm.

Shrignold: Whatever you're scared of.

Colin: A pound of sand.

Spinach Can: Mud crunching.

Steak Guy: Holes in pudding.

Lamp: The big night sky we’ll all get lost in one day.

What are your hobbies?

Sketchbook: Throwing vegetables at paintings, you should try it one day.

Tony: Watching people blink.

Shrignold: I sew clothes for my friends, but their first question is always, “How do you know my exact measurements? I never told you them.” You just can’t please everyone.

Colin: Data analyzation, accounting, coding, excessive security measurements.

Spinach Can: It’s beach ball related, if you know what I mean.

Steak Guy: Meat hobbies.

Lamp: Finding used cigarettes on the ground and taping them together to make a big cigarette, I call it The Ultimate.

What is your favorite song?

Sketchbook: Banging plastic together, if thats a song.

Tony: The Screaming Album, 1938.

Shrignold: I made all of them up.

Colin: Trapezoid Angles by Super Henry 3

Spinach Can: Four of them and they’re bad.

Steak Guy: Just noises?

Lamp: Mr. Bungle

Where do you go on holiday?

Sketchbook: My imaginary imagination place.

Tony: I just walk around.

Colin: If I leave my house, I die instantly.

Shrignold: Every day is a holiday if you know what you're doing.

Spinach Can: Mister Loopy’s Pizza Restaurant that I keep getting kicked out of.

Steak Guy: Where all the pigs are.

Lamp: Nightmare Land.

Who do you love?

Sketchbook: The letter B

Tony: Boys? Girls?

Shrignold: Please don't.

Colin: My toothpaste bottle cap.

Spinach Can: Cheese thrown against the window.

Steak Guy: Finger soup! Teeth! Orphans!

Lamp: The giraffe I met once, that I went on adventures with.

What is love?

Sketchbook: Anything that smiles.

Tony: Something not very important.

Shrignold: Do you want me to tell you? I’m a little busy.

Colin: One of the twelve main Brain Viruses.

Spinach Can: Endless sink drains.

Steak Guy: A string of hair. A lot of hair.

Lamp: It grows two legs, and then one day it’ll kill you.

What do you dream of?

Sketchbook: Pools and pools of blood tubes.

Tony: It all became a blur to me, I had to stop before I went mad.

Shrignold: So many little squirrels eating me.

Colin: Untied shoelaces.

Spinach Can: Peanuts, but they keep spelling their name wrong.

Steak Guy: Markets that only sell one type of vinegar oil.

Lamp: I can’t dream, I have a condition.

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I forgot to post this on Christmas sorry!!!

[cartmanmyhusband]

Hola, si no es molestia, podrías escribir un Steak Guy x Lectora, por favor y gracias!

Tuviste una discusión reciente con tu esposo, Steve más conocido como Steak Guy, estabas acostada en tu cama, pensando en lo sucedido hace pocos días, diste un suspiro algo largo, para solo mirar al techo, llevaban 7 años de casados, y nunca tuvieron discusiones tan fuertes, ¿la razón? Steve estaba celoso de uno de tus amigos, ya que pasabas bastante tiempo con el, sus celos no eran tan grandes pero estaban presentes, escuchaste que tocaron la puerta, le dijiste al proveniente de aquellos golpes suaves que podía pasar, como esperabas mínimamente un poco, era tu querido esposo, al parecer quería hablar, solo lo miraste esperando que diga lo que tenga que decir.

-Querida, se que tuvimos una discusión fuerte.. Pero ¡tengo algo para tí! Por favor ven mi amor- Hablo Steve mirándote con una sonrisa nerviosa esperando tu respuesta.

-Uh, esta bien, en fin de cuentas no podemos estar enojados, siempre- Respondiste, dándole una pequeña sonrisa, cosa que hizo que el castaño se sonroje.

-Muy bien ¡ven conmigo!- Dijo emocionado, agarrando tu mano delicadamente, llevandote al comedor.

Viste el lugar, habiendo una mesa redonda de madera, con un lindo mantel blanco con detalles de color dorado, en el centro había un centro de mesa, con unas lindas rosas, habían dos sillas, platos y copas, un detalle verdaderamente lindo, solo habían momentos como estos en momentos especiales, como su aniversario, el te llevo a uno de los asientos y el se sentó en el otro, estando enfrente tuyo, los dos tenían un gran sonrojo, llegaron Veg y Ben tus hijastros con una sonrisa de oreja a oreja.

-Con permiso, ¡nos llevaremos los platos, ya les traemos la comida!- Habló Veg, con una voz bastante dulce.

-Si! En un momento.. Lo traeremos!- Siguió el niño que era bastante tímido, yéndose con su hermana.

-Así que.. ¿Esto era lo que querias enseñarme?- Preguntaste, mirando a tus piernas, con un poco de nervios por lo inesperado, que fue.

-¡Si! Tuve la ayuda de Félix, Veg y Ben- Respondió dándome una sonrisa.

-Oh bien, ¡que tiernos son los niños en ayudar!- Dijiste, para sonreír, amabas a esos niños.

-Si, ¡ellos hicieron muchas cosas! Como decorar el lugar- Te hablaba orgulloso sobre el gran trabajo de sus hijos.

Veg y Ben volvieron trayendo los platos con comida saludable, de paso trajeron algo para beber, después de traer todo se fueron, seguramente a jugar, tu y tu esposo hablaban sobre cualquier tema, mientras comían tranquilamente, cuando acabaron, ordenaron todo y limpiaron los platos juntos, para terminar este gran día en el cuarto.

[sophiewilson]

Should I cosplay fridge from dhmis or steak guy, hmmm or none, help. Bad idea?

[sharkker-dude]

real or cake?