#Staticlovetune

[eggcats]

I do like the "Alastor realized Vox has no idea who he is and so he hides his reputation from him to have a friend" trope that someone came up with.

But. Imagine. Alastor tries to get this random box-headed sinner to stop following him around like a lovesick puppy, and so he plays UP his violent nature. Suddenly, no one can walk NEAR the Radio Demon without risk of their arm getting torn off just for funsies. Broadcasts have tripled in frequency, with one happening every single time Vox is near a radio.

(Don't ask Alastor why he hasn't attacked that very same sinner if you value your afterlife. He has Reasons. Totally.)

None of it works. Vox is still infatuated, and it's just getting worse the more Alastor tries to put him off.

It's up to you if Vox is just oblivious, with certified Vox-Vision that only sees Alastor through rose tinted glasses - OR if he just likes the violence and show of power Alastor keeps doing.

If you choose option two, a hilarious idea would be that Vox thinks that Alastor's showing off FOR him. He's the most specialist sinner in hell, after all. He deserves nothing less than the best - and in hell, that means uncontrolled violence. Alastor's been treating him like a princess, no one can go near Vox without risk of Alastor taking them out.

(The reason is Vox is following Alastor, and Alastor isn't letting anyone else near him - but that has the added effect of any time anyone comes near or bumps into Vox, Alastor kills them, making Vox think the violence is special treatment just for HIM. Maybe it is, and Alastor just doesn't even realize it, lol.)

Alastor eventually complains to Rosie, like, "I have absolutely no idea how to get rid of him!" And she's like, "Darling! You have a man at your beck and call, willing to do anything you ask with NOTHING in return! He doesn't even expect you to act like someone else to do it! What's the issue?"

(Rosie is fully aware that Alastor enjoys Vox's company but doesn't know how to handle it.)

So we have fresh sinner Vox just heart-eyes following the Radio Demon as he indiscriminately slaughters whoever he wants, and Alastor eventually just accepts that this is his afterlife now.

[somedscontent]

Just two old doodles of them

[ruleroftheimps]

Oh, I just got another Radiostatic Hanahaki idea- Sort of? Silly fluff to make up for the last idea, ig.

Basically, Vox are Alastor are dating, and Vox starts coughing up flowers, but it’s not because of Hanahaki, just part of his curse in Hell, and he starts freaking out until Alastor finds out and then just sits him down and has a very heartfelt discussion (Read: lectures Vox for an hour plus) about how he is in fact in love with his STUPID picture box lol.

[re-bon-bon-san]

I mean both strengthens the bond 👀👀👀

nighttime zoodles. I only ate chocolate today ☻

[auderpoppy]

Forgot to post this here for a while...At this point, my brand is just dumb jokes jklfasghlaknsd

[anisecandy]

Ever since seeing @bestosunglass Broadcast Husbands AU I've been low key in love with the concept of Alastor and Vox being in a long time platonic marriage ♥ So here's something with that concept and also Al suffering more than anybody has ever fr fr lol

[dingbatsy]

Happy #RadioStaticWeek! Day 1: Confession(?)

But he'd rather die than confess...

[pinksartdump]

vox is a great arm rest

[alisonandhope]

Bonus:

Day 2. Sharing a meal/cooking together

[pinkbear-13]

Ever since Vox befriended Alastor, it seems like he runs into less trouble nowadays...huh.. weird...

[nomifae]

Some doodles that turned into a tiny drunk story 🦌📺

[nai-nyeartwork]

Slight spoiler for the latest episode of Hazbin Hotel. And maybe just a little blasphemy.

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Losing my mind over this after all the huskerdust ship content they've been posting

[konaharts]

I told myself I wouldn't make a Cursed Cat Alastor thing but then this image popped into my head-

[auderpoppy]

Revenge for not saying goodbye to your arch nemesis: The fearsome cuddle!!

[anisecandy]

Enemies to lovers is great... but enemies and lovers is lovely too!

(Also Charlie wishes she and Vaggie had what they have 😤)