#Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[a-ramlethal-fan]

this damn rat always +8 on block, and basically, you are stupid... wanna know how? -> CLICK HERE <-

[hypercubecats]

What is your favorite number or sets of numbers, and why?

[mercury-lurks]

so nervous about the election ive resorted to drawing men kissing

[elbiotipo]

Don't think I'm done with Jurassic Shit yet, I still have to rant again about the ecological stuff

[princehendir]

I hate you Tetris Effects. Don't look at how many hours I've logged in Tetris Effects btw it's not relevant.

[wretchedbirdthing]

i think i will play more subterranean animism

[heavy-buddy]

I’m gonna write a fic of cobs age regressing again

[yaoiwarveteran]

Wish id gone straight into the masters program i miss my department so muchhhh. whenever im on campus for my internship work im staring Longingly at my old lecture halls like let me back in there

[girldong]

marina is bridget for tgirls who are into knifeplay

[medakakurokami]

When I think of tall sexy anime girls I think of a lot of stuff. I may think of the imposing Kiss Shot, the classic slender beauty Maetel, maybe gentle giants like Maggie Mui or Milly Thompson.

I do not start googling canon height numbers, absolute nutty behavior.

[garfieldareyouslashsrsorslashj]

so i had my halloween party in may instead of october. because i figured, if people can have christmas in july, then why can’t i have halloween in may? it was a blast, to say the least. we had 18 people in the house, everyone came in costume.

i was thinking just now: “wait, if i had my october in may, then what month would be be right now?” so i ran the numbers and figured out that it is currently march 22nd, however:

because my february falls on real september, i can’t progress to march until real september finishes. this means, however, that my july gets a couple of days chopped off at the end.

alternatively i could just let my march continue at a normal pace? but then i would be off by a couple of days for a few months while the real world catches up.

[little-dipper-euni]

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY 😻😻😩😩😩😩😩👁🫦👁

Somebody pls reply to my deranged musings, release me from my mental torment, my irl friends are receiving ramblings that someone from prison would write.🙏🙏🙏🙏

[atreideskernel]

WHAT??? CONGRATS! YOU SOUND CRAZY!

[cringecat9]

had another weird dream where my friend’s mom went missing and we couldn’t find her so we were looking everywhere and at some point we passed an alleyway where this guy just emerged with a gun and this dude was like “yeah I have your mom tied up and gagged somewhere and you’re gonna have to give me some stuff for me to release her” and so he took us back to his house and he was like telling us his plan and I was just like “dude can I pet your cat” because I just didn’t care???So he let me pet his cat and he actually was a chill dude aside from the whole kidnapping my friends mom thing and then his accomplice played guitar so I summoned one of my other friends (grew up in California, huge guitar fan) so he could meet him and the conversation went like “what up my dude!” “Cali?” “Yeah!” And they used a bunch of weird slang to talk about what areas theyre from. And then it turns out he didn’t even actually have our friends mom??? She was hosting SNL and didn’t tell her family??? And then we were like to the guy “bro we know you don’t have their wife bfr” So then he like just left???

I think I need a psychoanalysis these dreams aren’t normal

[upward-centrifuge]

i think you can tell by the speech patterns and typing quirks i give characters that parts of me did not survive middle school lol

[imethirdperson]

Why have I just seen a tumblr post complaining about people with the 'privilege' of never having lived in a city. Were they just weird or is the us genuinely just the nightmare realm