#Stardust crusdaers

[soll-amca]

Do you have any Alessi headcanons for someone desperate ?🫣 Too shy to come off anon to ask ..

uHHHHHHHH MAYHAps :) Thank you for the ask! I’ve been dying to write for awhile :) !

I legit don’t know what I have and haven’t posted yet since I haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute but uhhh uhhhhhhhh. There’s lore-dumps near the top, but it gets better near the end I promise

Obligatory song for my headcanon posts. There’s no specific reason for this song, it’s just a banger, and I’m also trying to be very normal about Walid Toufic and not put his music for every single Alessi post

Alessi’s of Lebanese-Armenian descent, but extremely estranged from his Armenian roots due to internal family issues — mostly his father facing scorn from his intolerant side of the family for marrying an Armenian woman. Despite this, Alessi was very close with his mother and, even as a grown man, regrets not learning more from her. Of course, he’s never going to admit this, no matter how obvious it may be that he tries to pick up parts of the Armenian language and culture 

Alessi was born in Beirut, Lebanon in 1951, but was eventually forced out due to a civil war in 1975. Though, what gave him the final push to leave was a falling out with his siblings. With both their parents gone, his sister going off to a loveless marriage, and his brother wanting to join the war effort, Alessi loses control of Sethan during a confrontation and turns them into children. This ends up as a strange, happy accident as he would try keeping up the charade for a few days, exploiting their memory being reverted to fake a “happy family” in an effort to keep the last remnants of his old life from slipping away 

Things end horribly for Alessi as his siblings eventually find out and oust him from the home they all grew up in. With nothing left for him, he leaves and dedicates himself to mercenary work throughout the Middle East and Northern Africa to keep himself afloat

With fourteen years under his belt by SDC, Alessi’s considered one of the best in the region. And since he’s well-traveled, he’s proficient in a majority of the Arabic dialects, so nine times out of ten, nothing got past him in Dio’s mansion regardless of where the other assassins were from

The joke is that most Arabs don’t understand North Africans, but everyone can understand Egyptians, so whenever Alessi wants to phase out of a conversation, he’ll slowly change to to a dialect that’s “further out” and difficult to understand despite Levantine being his first

Since French is a secondary language in Lebanon, much more prevalent during Alessi’s time in schooling, and especially North Africa for mercenary work. He knows enough to get around like the basics, but can’t read or write for shit. His little brother was easily more fluent than him, so he has a weird sort of resentment yet fondness for the language. Whatever French he knew definitely came back when he was chasing around Polnareff in the Sethan arc

Very, very curly hair, but he doesn’t take care of it. Back as a kid, when he had his mom, she would help him and he was basically a puff-ball, but as an adult, he doesn’t have the slightest clue on how to style it while also maintaining his hair. If you catch him when he just wakes up, or immediately after a shower, it’s seemingly perfect but then he’ll proceed to douse himself in a can of hairspray 

The gun he uses in SDC isn’t his, it’s his late brother’s. But going into that right now on why and how he even got it should be it’s entirely own post so —

Any endearment at all related to babe/baby will have him throwing up in his mouth. It’s one thing to mention a child, it’s another to somehow relate it back to HIM. Honestly, Alessi doesn’t read as a “habibi” person to me, he’s too bitter to be a “habibi” person. Albi and eini come much more easily to him as petnames to call someone

He’s a sucker for trashy American television. He used to think he was above it, but now if you leave him alone for long enough, he’ll put on TLC and binge whatever’s on. Although back home, he had a thing for spaghetti westerns even if they were horribly dubbed in Arabic

Adding to the Western trend, he was super into Lucky Luke comics as a kid. Since they were really popular in the Middle East, and the translated ones were produced in Egypt. It’s definitely not a stretch that during the 80s and SDC, his grown, mercenary ass sat down to watch cartoons of his favorite cowboy. Would Alessi hog the mansion’s TV to watch Lucky Luke? Perchance. Would he stay cooped up in his Luxor hotel room to watch it? Also perchance

Tintin was popular, too, but I think I need an outside opinion on that. If a Tintin person could come back to me about this please help

Hol Horse fascinates him. Not in an admiration sort of way, but a “holyshit a real cowboy” sort of way. To Alessi, it’s like Hol crawled out of his family television and old comic books

I don’t know who it was, but I want to say back in like,, 2016ish one of the original Dio’s Fuckhouse blogs had a headcanon that Hol was actually from New England or something, but basically nowhere near “the Wild West” or even the South. So the image of Alessi being interested and asking him stuff while Hol Horse is just,, sweating bullets because he’s not a “real cowboy” is hilarious to me

Because of what happened with his sister, Alessi’s very standoffish when it comes to love. He’ll take any chance he can get to mock touchy couples and heckle anyone that he thinks is getting “too intimate” in public, but I think we all know he’s compensating for something

But the moment someone touches him or is very direct about making a move, he flusters and doesn’t know what to do with himself. Cheesy pick-up lines will only embarrass him and he can’t tell whether or not you’re making fun of him

Having gone through wide extremities of emotions when he was younger, and then having to suppress them all as a mercenary, Alessi wouldn’t understand sensitivities. Especially since he’d have to adopt a pragmaticism in his line of work to keep himself alive — and arguably sane. He’d get confused over someone being upset over an inconvenience that isn’t “up to par” to what he went through, but at the same time fly off the handle at small things happening to him since he bottles up all his emotions

If someone cries around him, he falls into the routine of having this initial frustration, stuffing it down to not make things worse, and eventually follow through with a weird shoulder pat — sorta like “there, there”. After that, he’s clueless

[conjuringchiaroscuro]

recruiting someone into jojocest is my biggest accomplishment omg

also phantom blood goes so hard like its so good but i cant wait for u to get to stardust crusdaers bc that one is my favourite

Ooh I’m excited to get to Stardust Crusaders too….. I looked it up to figure out which arc that was and it looks really cool!!! I’m gonna post when I get to that arc just for you anon 🫶

[annieleonhardt]

How would you rank jojo parts so far ? From favorite to least favorite

SO I genuinely think every part is great on their own and my list is 100% taste based. So whatever is on the bottom, it's just based on my own enjoyment and in no way a condemnation. Like, part 6 is pretty low for me but it still has what I believe is the best ending of...most fiction lmao.

1. Vento Aureo

2. Battle Tendency

3. Phantom Blood

4. Second half of Stardust Crusdaers

5. Diamond is Unbreakable

6. Stone Ocean

7. First half of Stardust Crusaders

Again, I'm not done with part 7 yet so SBR and Jojolion are TBD.

[diosmiojotaro]

Jotaro in part 3: ***revives joseph***

Also Jotaro in literally the first few episodes of part 4: lmao sorry josuke cant revive the dead ion make the rules buddy sorry

[jjba-hc]

polnareff fluff for a fem. S/O that acts like a tomboy?

If these aren’t to your liking, send another ask in!!

At first, Polnareff will try to buy you cute feminine clothes just because he finds the contrast from your personality to be cute. But if you actually dislike it, he’ll buy you lots of cute boyish clothes instead!!

If they’re into sports, he’s so glad to play together!! He’s fairly active himself and loves having fun and getting to pamper you afterwards.

He’s kind of feminine himself, so a lot of times if you don’t care for things, he doesn’t totally get it. What do you mean this thing isn’t cute? Are you looking at it??

Pol will absolutely rough house with you!! He’s always careful not to hurt you, of course. Lots of little pushes and picking you up and tossing you onto the couch/bed.

[stalkerkyoko]

Meme is born

[daily-sbr]

😈 Joseph Joestar 😈

Hermit Purple would totally be a lady. Her name’s Lotus and her stand draws power from the sun. She can raise the temperature of her body to an insane degree so if anything comes in contact with her it burns up. Stand’s name is Boom! (with the exclamation point included). It weakness is that the less the sun is out, the weaker it is.

[amethystsoda]

SDC Theories (*spoilers ahead for part 3 +*)

I was rereading the Stardust Crusdaers intro and had some ideas!

We know Dio’s power was directly connected to the Joestar line. 

Jotaro’s stand awoke because Dio was back. Holly got sick because Dio’s power was growing and helped her stand manifest. Joseph and Dio had a connection with the spirit photography because of the Joestar influence.

Star Platinum is supposedly strongest in the SDC arc. My guess? Being close to Jonathan’s body gave him enhanced power (hence gaining Splat’s The World abilities).

When Jotaro beat DIO (and therefore destroyed Jonathan’s body), the Joestar line lost some of their power. By part 4, Jotaro still had his time powers, but he couldn’t use them as long. Joseph was still JoJo but a little more senile and weaker.

Jonathan, then, was the one with the greatest power. Even in death he fought DIO. Because of him, The World manifested as Dio’s stand.

I LOVE the idea of Jonathan with time powers if he had a stand!! 😲 People underestimate Jona, but honestly he was amazing. Nothing but respect for my Joestar founder 🙏⭐️

[stalkerkyoko]

YOU GOTTA STAB ME WITH OP ANMIE

[jackp0t]

had a rough drawing day today so just a sketchy kakyoin for day 3! i missed day 3 yesterday because i spent all day watching stardust crusdaers and beastars btw if anything bad happens to kakyoin i’ll delete my blog just sayin

[sambirdsketches-blog]

Redraw!

[stalkerkyoko]

BOY Damn didn’t know Kakyoin had fans as in “I’d hit that.”

new comment vid of jojo and daaaaaaaaaaamn

TBH can I offer you a sexy body pilow get on that shit viz/great eastern

[iamfr33man]

the fuck is this

the fuck was that

[tyberiousductor]

[pan-paka-paan]

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