A collection of incorrect Star Palace quotes cuz I can:
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Westley: Alright Mirage, Zavy. Let's go over this one more time.
Westley: If something breaks?
Mirage: We try to fix it before Doc gets home.
Westley: If it doesn't work?
Zavy: We blame Taki.
Taki: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Shura: Do you feel any better?
Zavy: I feel much better now that you're here with me.
*Mirage walks in*
Zavy: ... I feel half better.
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Cricket: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Fairy: . . .
Mirage: . . .
Zavy: Oops?
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Shura: Is this what friendship feels like?
Zavy: Nope, this is what being married feels like.
Shura: *laughs* Is that what just happened?
Zavy: We skipped a step, yeah *laughs*
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Taki: everyone's always like "Taki how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?"
Taki: I didn't bag shit! Fairy picked me up by my neck and threw me over her shoulder, and I've been on it ever since.
Taki: And I ain't got no plans of getting off anytime soon
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Mirage: Look I know we don't always see eye to eye-
Zavy: That is because you're too short to do so.
Mirage: ... listen here, you little--
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Zavy, to a heckler: That's right I do have blue hair! What an observant young man!
Zavy: And you know what I do to make it blue?
Zavy: That's right! Your mom!
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Shura: Zavy, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Zavy: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Shura: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Cricket.
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Fairy: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Mirage: *turning to Zavy* How tall are you?
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Westley: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Shura: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.
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Felicity: Hey Mils, ya’wanna peanut butter cookie?
Milton: No thanks.
Felicity: Oh? I thought you liked peanut butter?
Milton: I do, but this month I’m observing “No nuts November”.
Zachary: *Snickering from across the room*
Felicity: *Glaring at him* Don’t you dare!
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Dimitri: *Trying to flirt with a lady officer who pulled him over* Come now officer! Can’t you let me off with a warning? I’m sure we can… figure something out~! 😉
Lady officer: CAN YOU UN-RUN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!?!?
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Zavy: I’m just a happy go lucky character from your favorite audiobook!
Me: Great! But it would be a shame if someone were to…… write angsty fanfiction about you~
Zavy: Wait-NO STOP!!!
Me:😈 ✏️📄
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