#Stan seeing Ford's name in the buyers list and passive aggressively sending him an even bustier roomba with stupid googly eyes

[conspiracy-frog]

This is dumb but I kept thinking as I was sketching stan that these two are literally this meme and you all don't know how tempted I have been

Now all I think about is stan making an ad about something going like " Nothing matters anyway life sucks buy the smart cleaning robot! No it's not smart because it cleans but it makes pathetic noises when you hit it. And look at it its like a sad ugly dog perfect for your sad loser life ! Become a parent now you have nothing else to spend your money on anyway. On the market only for 69.99 not including sales tax . And the best part ? You cannot refund it dad!!" and Bill possessing Ford while Ford is still awake or some shit and forcing him to watch telemarketing at 2 in the morning when these ads keep playing like a form of mental torture

Ford buys a roomba that's it that's the post .