#Stacey’s mom

[teenageloserguy]

Some of you guys are honestly so stuffed up ur ass with brainrot it’s insane

[none-of-it-was-accidental]

cate’s brother is just stacey’s mom but for the girls and the gays

[chin-chillax]

@is-this-tf, another one for the queue

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

[ihatethecoldalot]

the genre that spawned from stacey’s mom is hilarious

i’ve found stacey’s dad and stacey’s brother, i’m waiting for stacey’s sister

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for telling my best friend I'm in love with her mother?

I (18m) have been friends with this girl (I'll call her S for this, 18f) forever. I can’t remember a time when we weren't friends. We've always spent a lot of time at each other's houses, though more at hers as her family is wealthy and has a really nice place with an in-ground pool... and also her mom just makes the best snacks lol

Her mom and I have always had a good rapport. She's a funny lady, charismatic, kind, and did I mention the bomb-ass snacks? I had a sort of a puppy love crush on her as a kid, but as we've gotten older the feelings have only gotten stronger. Meanwhile, S has had a crush on me since middle school. She isn't subtle, but she hasn't confessed and I haven't brought it up because I'm not interested and I don't want to hurt her or lose her as a friend. S has caught me checking her mom out a few times, one time even walking in on me in the bathroom while I was trying to lowkey check out her mom in the pool through the window. I don’t think she ever put together what was going on, though.

I never planned on acting on my feelings for her mom, but since her dad took off, I'm pretty sure I've been getting flirty vibes from S's mom? I might be seeing what I want to see instead of what's there, but like... Okay, so, this summer she's been paying me to do some of the housework her husband used to take on. Mowing the lawn and stuff. And S's mom will come out with just a towel on to tell me I missed a spot. To me, that seems flirty.

I never thought I'd have a chance, but now that it seems I might, I kind of wanna go for it? I mean, I'm 18 now, so it's legal, so I don't see why it would be a problem? But I didn't want to shoot my shot while S is entirely in the dark, so I sat her down and explained. We were hanging out around her pool and her mom wasn't home, I figured it was a good time. I started by finally acknowledging her feelings but gently telling her she just wasn't the girl for me. Then I said straight up "I'm in love with your mom."

S just kinda stared at me? Then she just said "dude, what the fuck" and yeah. Yeah, I know, what the fuck, but the heart wants what it wants, right? I said that I was pretty sure her mom had been making moves since S's dad left. I've never heard S laugh the way she did at that, it was kind of scary. She asked if I was serious and then told me I need serious help. I was a bit hurt by that but I know I'm asking a lot so I didn't go off about it. I just said yes I'm serious and wanted her blessing to act on it. She didn't say anything. She just got up and left, and pushed me into the pool as she passed.

She wouldn't talk to me except to tell me to go home and it's been weeks now but she won't answer my texts. I think I've just lost the two most important women in my life (don't tell my mom she's third pls.) Am I the asshole here? I know it might be wrong, but I can’t help it if I'm in love with Stacy's mom. :(

What are these acronyms?

[emily-mooon]

Scott Pilgrim Characters as Text Posts but they’re mostly of Stacey and Neil cause I’m obsessed with them :]

[leoluvsgreenday]

my playlist on shuffle (gif from pinterest)

songs that work

teenage dirtbag - wheatus

minority - green day

are we the waiting/st jimmy - green day

dirty rotten bastards - green day

missing out - maya hawke

baby eyes - green day

killing in the name - rage against the machine

look ma no brains - green day

buddy holly - weezer

the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny - lemon demon

heart shaped box - nirvana

no pride - green day

the american dream is killing me - green day

brat - green day

in bloom - nirvana

fuck time - green day

helena - my chemical romance

the greatest - billie eilish

21st century breakdown - green day

come as you are - nirvana

mama - my chemical romance

staceys mom - fountains of wayne

coming clean - green day

sassafras roots - green day

christians inferno - green day

armatage shanks - green day

let yourself go - green day

disenchanted - my chemical romance

walking contradiction - green day

worry rock - green day

miss murder - afi

in too deep - sum 41

song 2 - blur

dont leave me - green day

songs that dont

THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS IS INVINCIBLE.

[goeticwhorelore]

🎵 Blitzo's mom bas got it going on 🎶

Blitzy can't you see, you're just not the imp for me

I know this may be wrong, but Imma fuck Blitz's mom

[oxfordsnotr0gues]

GAVIN AND STACEY RETURNING NEWS ON MY BIRTHDAY I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THIS…

[thatrobotkid]

happy international womens day 🚺🩷

[britneyshakespeare]

you know what i need? to buy another vintage barbie doll

[neuviussy]

neuvi handcuffed in those pink frilly cuffs and he still complains about sore wrists afterwards

[traegics]

In an instant the entire room froze around him, hazel hues glued to the hanging figures on the stage as his heart dropped into the pit of his stomach. Digits clenched tightly in fists at his sides, once verdant hues glowing bright yellow; rage controlling his every movement as he pushed through the crowd. Heightened emotions soared through his frame, surging dangerously as a hand rose towards a group of OEA members, latin words muttered before the group was shot backwards. There was no fear only emptiness as he prayed for a sweet release from the hell he was living. Movements were quick as an arm wrapped around his neck, Lucas struggling for a moment before managing to get the proper grip and tossing the other male of his frame. There was no hesitation as his fist slammed into the guys face as he climbed on top of him, unrelenting with every hit given until he was being pulled away, fighting against whoever it was. "Let me fucking go," Lucas fought, tears burning at still glowing hues. "What the hell are you doing?! He doesn't deserve to be saved!"

[emily-mooon]

Imagine if Stacey and Neil actually met in high school except they didn’t go to the same school: they met through Kid Chameleon.

One night, Scott brings Stacey to one of their shows and it just so happens that Stephanie (or Steph) brought Neil with her.

Since they were both the youngest people there (Neil’s 17, Stacey’s 16 till December), they decided to talk to each other and they hit it off.

Stacey also develops a bit of a crush on Neil and would always ask Scott if Steph was going to bring her brother with her again, as she wanted to see him and didn’t know if there was another way.

Then one morning, she discovers that they take the same TTC bus and from then on they talk before and after school and become sorta friends. At this point, Neil also starts developing a crush on her.

Things stayed like that for about two months until Neil and his mom moved places (as I agree with the headcanon that the Nordegraf siblings have divorced parents) so they would no longer take the same bus in the morning or after school. They still have Kid Chameleon shows to meet up and talk at right? Ha ha wrong cause at New Years, the famous break up between Scott and Envy happens which in turn, also breaks up the band.

That whole break up was the nail in the coffin that strained Neil and Stacey’s kinda friendship. They didn’t have the others phone number cause they were both too shy to ask and also cause they both kept forgetting.

There also wasn’t a whole ton of opportunities to ask either of their siblings for their phone numbers so they just gave up and went on with their lives.

But then why didn’t they recognize the other in the like three times there were in the same room together? Easy answer: Stacey was distracted by everything around her to even notice Neil, who in turn, was slowly disappearing into the crowd and fully did by the time it was Lisa’s going away dinner.

So when they see each other again properly at the Chaos Theater, something clicks and they fall back into where they once were two years ago. To them it felt like a decade, but no it was just two years. They catch up on what they missed in the others lives on the walk home.

After that these dorks start dating cause the feelings were still there, just buried deep, left dormant, and forgotten. They came back but slightly different as people change.

[yesterdays-xkcd]

I bet she gets you to mow the lawn, doesn't she?

Stacey’s Dad [Explained]

[k1d1c4rus]

i have a bunch of different aus cooking that my partner thinks i should all stick in one big masterfic bc he thinks otherwise I'll get too distracted with them and not finish the latest cboyz chapter (he's right) but the worldbuilding is so fun and they all deserve to be like 10k words each