#Ssshh

[wafflingaboutnothin]

imagine being forced to go to a party just for the host to bully you.

INSANE work, could NOT be me personally.

[petalsiren]

posting this one cause i felt like it, this is much older than any of the other doodles on this account,,,

[yakultii]

I could be deported from melbourne because I don’t drink coffee

[aamaranthiine]

OOC: whispers softly into the void that yes i follow a lot of OP blogs because it is my current fixation. amalthea has a fleshed out verse for one piece - she's a mythical zoan user, made immortal by the fruit she ate and is a self employed cartographer and log pose artificer. no solid allegiances but lots of potential for casual acquaintanceships and contacts due to her work. she prefers to deal with pirates and other neutral aligned folk, but does occasionally take work from marines.

[dofnup]

This is Missy, she's a diva who thinks she's a human ... a human who dislikes cats! 🤷🏻‍♀️ Anyway it was love at first sight for my husband who says she's the most unique cat he's ever seen. I think she's a brindled tortie, but only @whatcoloristhatcat knows for sure 😉

[hoarder-of-dragons]

*drops the book accidentally*

OKAY FIRST OF 97.8%!! RESPECTIVELLY FUCK YOU! But honestly can I applaud you? Not because you got good marks because im sure that put too many expectations on you, but you just good marks with every other stress landed on top of you. Also yes the indian education system is fucking trash. I took AI (50 percent is literal garbage) and it literally has nothing to help me in the future.

south africa but i've never been there also i'm drinking

HELLO MAGGOTS this is the good omens mascot here hello hello. my psychiatrist just spent today telling me how I won't be able to be out in college when it starts in May and I'll be misgendered etc etc it's all a good time. So my solution:

My darling cousin @imchronicallyonlinesowhat (the one who thought Sir Terry Pratchett looked like Sudha Murthy, was a kindly old woman and was married to Neil Gaiman because their book cover fonts were similar, OG maggots know the PAIN) who lives in South Africa asked me to make a South Africa post. FYI, she's moving to Australia for college, so you can be assured I shared my Australia posts with her she is SO prepared she won't say marmite instead of vegemite and she knows the Wibbles are inherently sexual. SOUTH AFRICA (I've only had a teeny weeny bit of cheap ass wine so far):

There a lot of white people there it's ineffable. There are enough of them there that my cousin regularly talks about not ever marrying someone who doesn't have some masala.

Afrikaans is a gorgeous language. I thought my cousin was showing me her Afrikaans notes once. She wasn't. It was her English notes, she just has the most illegible yet neat handwriting in the world.

They don't say yo but they say YOH and it sounds very much like a bass drum.

People at my cousin's school pump their hands in the air while saying jesus-jesus.

There's a trio of white boys that rule the school kind of like a genderswapped mean girls. They all look the same haircut-wise, they're Catholic and they're called the Triumvirate.

I'm realising here that my knowledge of South Africa is limited to cuzzy's school. But the wine is shit and I promised my blood-relative so I am continuing.

The books are fucking expensive and so everyone has to pirate shit. This sounds like the US.

Everyone is TALL. Like VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY TALL. The standard of height is insanely different from India. TALL.

If you don't have a last name you're going to get into legal trouble.

The no hat no play rule applies here as well as Australia apparently.

The wine cost like 2.5 dollars in USD if my conversion rates are correct, it smells like battery acid and tastes of rotted grapes. Nothing to do with South Africa, it's just that I cannot remember a single other thing about South Africa other than it's a country in Africa that's presumably in the South.

My braincells are already frying. For my cousin's sake, I'm going to compile all my Australia posts here so that she knows what to expect! Australian maggots your continent is about to be graced with the Good Omens Mascot bloodline. Notably the one with the Sudha Murthy fuck up so that's doubly fun. @howmanyholesinswisscheese, @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet, @madfangirlontheloose @obsessed-sketches @drconstellation and any other Aussie maggots be prepared and welcome her.

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands Song

Deaths in Australia in 2015, an ask

VEGEMITE IS NOT MARMITE, another passionate ask

Pt I Australia but I've never been there

Pt II Australia but I've never been there

Oh I hate cheap wine. @imchronicallyonlinesowhat I hope you appreciate this, blood of mine. I'm such a great cousin.

[spaceprincessleia]

I feel hysterical about how close we got to Melvika, but they ended up not meeting on screen LMAO

Fic writers, please fill the gap between her departure and Sevika settling in

[jayninjago]

When the (formerly) unconcious robot whose ‘Ice Emperor’ programming you accidentally enabled while rebooting him is kinda cute so you strike him a deal he cant say no to

[hoarder-of-dragons]

"I want his gender'', I say while pointing towards a cis white male

[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

Silly silly ‘what-if-Luis-never-died’ headcannon that I hold so so near and dear to my heart is that Leon taught Luis basic hand-to-hand combat and how to wield a knife in the gentlest most affectionate way possible

Standing behind him and holding his arms in position. Showing him how to stand first before offering out his hand for Luis to hold for balance. Trying to make the entire ordeal easier on him by comparing the way he twirls his knife to the way Luis twirls his lighter so so effortlessly. Leon isn’t at all used to being so soft-spoken and patient with somebody else but it’s worth it a thousand times over to see that lil smile on Luis’ face after Leon tells him ‘good job’ when he finally gets it right.

It’s more like a dance for the both of them than anything else

[jewishcissiekj]

loved this moment in Weapon X-Men

[willthespy]

I love Dionysus kid Nico! Please draw more🍇

Dionysus!Nico definitely gets extra privileges (for being the son of the camp director) and i love that for him!! long live nepotism baby Nico ‼️🤞

Things to note:

- In the upper right corner, Nico’s wearing gardening attire. While he’s no son of Demeter, he still got some harvesting powers.

- I switched the children of Zeus and Poseidon so Percy is a son of Zeus. I also did that because of the original Perseus. Also Will’s an Aphrodite kid, but I already mentioned that.

[iamteamponcho]

More Lady Deadpool doodles 😭 she is everything to me

[asterlavellan]

'Did you know that Emmrich Volkarin-'

[kissingarthurclaus]

More official/proper ref of my Metalocalypse s/i 💖🫶💖🫶💖 I needed another milf for the books, I'm obsessed with it guys!

Like I said before she's the manager for @hotrodharts and @1980ssunflower and does a kickass job of it! She's meant to be something of a parallel to Charles whom she has THICK sexual tension with and possibly a mysterious past history with? :0 oooooo~ either way she's very fond of the boys, especially Toki, and in my dreams they see the both of them as parental figures 😊

EDIT: original meme by @tarraerae on Twitter 🫶

Flat colors!

Taglist ♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships

[marshbevvie]

Richie drew this about us.