#Srick

[textingtroublesanswers]

By the time Medic does manage to get back to his infirmary, the place is spotless and cleaned ceiling to floor. There is also a very tired snoozing Reggie curled up on the medical tray, with a rag in his paws. His OCD flares up when he is stressed, so sensing Ludwig’s exhaustion he at least can help take off one thing off his friends list. Now it’s a old man Power Nap time, both the oldies need it

Ludwig, however, underestimated just how tired he is.

When Mikhail bursts into the infirmary at dinner, it is in panic as he frantically searches for his husband.

"What you mean, you can't find him!"

"We just couldn't find him!" Tavish explains, waving his hands around. He & Jane came to find Lutz & the doctor was gone without a trace.

"The doc wasn't in his lab, he wasn't in his office, we even checked his room!" Jane is also frantic, as panicked as Tavish.

[dullahandyke]

Man. Names r hard

[liliallowed]

what's in crimson's pants? static.

here's a family friendly naked anomaly(hoodless crimson) for ... whatever reason (???)

their nose canonically disappears when they're on low fps mode.

[peoplewearing-rickowens]

By Tommy Ton

[framie4]

FIRST WHITE HAIR!!!

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

12:15am and I got the urge to paint

[anyonghalimaw]

Yiu guys dont even know the emotional meaning of orange and red earnestly beating the shit out of each other in a lush cave

[steampoweredskeleton]

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Ignore

[cyclicalaberration]

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[demonsword586]

Tartaros pp headcanons! (Just the nobles)

Bimet

- I imagine he is one of the few normal sized pp owners amongst devils. (Still,they are naturally larger than humans,so normal for a devil is still pretty impressive for a human.)

-Anyway I belive he is around 15 cm in lenght .

-You see the charm about this man's shlong is not in size like most people think but in it's shape.

- You see his tip is sharp. This man is a whore. With enough money,you could probably buy a night with him. And as a proper gold digger....he needs a sharp tool for the job.

-You ever saw the part of a flute in which you blow? Yea that's his tip

-Not only is his tip pointy but somewhere in the middle of his shaft he has tiny bumps. They're small and there's not a lot of them...but just enough for you to feel it when he ravages your insides.

-He thought about dipping his pp in gold like he does to his feet but immediatelly stopped after the first try. Mostly because the gold was dropping down way too quickly because of the higher temperature.

-He settled on just wearing a few thin golden cock rings. Also has a simple prince albert piercing

-From all the gold in the air,I woudn't be suprised if he eats it too. After a few years of chewing on metal,his cum got a certain yellowish color to it.

-I do think he cums a lot tho and it's watery...very watery.

-He keeps himself groomed most of the time. If you're serving the richest man in hell as his right hand,you gotta keep a certain level of proper hygene and looks to match.

- Also yes his pp does smell like pennies.

Valefor

- I think he's pretty similar to Mammon. He already works hard to have a body like his. I woudn't be suprised if that applies to his dick as well.

-As you can imagine....big. Not as big as Mammon's meat srick but very similar. Thick,long and hard as a brick. He should register is as a lethal weapon. In and put of the bedroom.

-At least he is aware of his own size,comparred to some other careless nobles. He knows he could actually hurt you and does everything in his might to prevent that,even if it means sacrificing his own pleasure for yours.

-Speaking of pleasure and cumming,he's another one of those breeding bulls. His cum is a bit thick but actually tastes pretty good. The most similar thing to it is a lemon tart.

-Back to his cock. It's a bit more normal whrn it comes to the shape. It's the kind of a penis that is pretty to look at but also scares you with just how big it is. In other words,a teddy bear kind of pp.

-He keeps his pubic hair growing. Of course,he does shave it off every once in awhile. But only when it gets so unruly it iches. But every other time? He just let's it grow. He just doesn't pay too much attention to his hair when he has to put so much work into growing out his muscles.

-But somehow has one of the healthiest hygene routines? Has like 12 diffrent products,all for a specific thing on his body. He's a good boy who takes care of himself properly.

-He does work out a lot tho,so he can't always be smelling like sunshines and manly chemicals. Even after many showers,there is still a small sprinkle of the sweaty smell on him. He is trying to get rid of it since he knows humans are a bit more sensitive about bad smells compared to devils

Eligos

- Small...the smallest penis owner in Tartaros nobility and he is damn proud of it!!!

-He's actually really happy with his size since smaller pps are way cuter than those muscular-looking dicks. It gives him a very cute bulge too!

- It's size is 11 cm.

- Some of his coworkers suggested he starts wearing some more gold but he refuses. After all,ribbons are way cuter than gold and very flexible in their usage too! He can wrap them everywhere even on his dick.

-Has a collection of diffrent types of ribbon fabric,each for a specific part on his body. There is so many pretty fabrics after all but not every one fits more intimate areas. For down there he uses a very soft,silk ribbon.

- Has a very good hygene too. Probably owns a whole cabinet of showering items. My man knows his stuff. He follows Orias's social media and they even give each other beauty tips in DMs. Paimon joins in on some conversations as well.

- Anyway back to his pp! We already got out of the way that it's small. Well it's also really sensitive! Especially on the underside of his shaft and the point where his tip is the sharpest. If you rub or touch him there,he becomes quite vocal. I don't mean those little whimpers but full on moans. When Mammon first heard him,he had to ask later if he was okay and if he needed a headpat. Poor man probably thought Eligos hit his balls or something.

-Speaking of balls,his are pretty small and round. His ballsack is a bit tight which makes his balls appear very adorable,like little marbles. They fit perfectlly in your palm too! Ah,but don't squeeze them,he'll push you away and cover them for a few weeks if he sees you.

-Man waxes. You see those shiny thighs? Yea he wants all of his assets to be like that. Smooth like an infant. He actually does the whole process by himself. Unless there is a place he cannot reach *cough* his ass *cough*

-Overall,a very cute little thing and slightly squishy. The color of it is just as his skin with his tip being a paler pink.

[ep1phanist]

i decided to expand my fasting hours to prevent me from overeqting. i noticed that i cant srick to healthy and low cal eating but i always stixk to my fast.

[deldeldel90]

hey...whats the lore behind the deldeldel user!! it rolls off the tongue. Very nice to say

the story is so stupid 😭

....okay so I was making a blog name and I was like "HERMMMMMMMMMMM......what to name my cool blog. what to name it." and I came up with a few options but then I was like ??? Gahhh NOTHIGN SRICKS!!!!!

but then

I thought of Del taco.

And I was like

deldeldel (three is the perfect number)

and then

90 because

90.

[vitaliskravtsov]

The Rangers and their sricks,,, guys u need those

[selenouu]

rocks and sricks and hammers and bombs

[livealittleoc-cb]

♥️: :(

🍷: *he smiles sadly* it’s okay, we’ll take one step at a time

Hongjoong: [ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender traces a scar on receiver’s body for Acey and Dino @monsterhigh-cb

♥️ && 🍷Ace, Dionysus and Hongjoong were all cuddling in Di's bed. They were all doing their own things, Ace was on his phone looking up clothes patterns, Joong was slowly falling asleep and Di was reading a book his typical glass of wine next to him. Joong moved in his half asleep state his shirt moving a little as revealing a couple of scars. This caught Di's attention as he lightly traced it with his finger. Feeling his finger on his side made Joong jump slightly with a squeak. He tired to wiggle away as he whined. "Nooo." Ace looked away from his phone and looked over at the two and then noticed where Di was tracing his fingers over. "What's wrong?" He said as Joong tried to push Di's hand away and hide them. "Don't like them." He said softly and fixed his shirt. "But they make you prettier." Ace said matter of factly. Joong looked up at him with confused eyes as Di nodded. "They do pup, they're apart of you and we love every part of you." Joong pouted as he huffed but cuddled into Ace's chest letting them lightly trace his scars, him slowly falling asleep at the soft touches.

[butwhichhazel]

*i-s at u* >:3

*stops in the middle of a step with your post sricking out of my mouth, some crumbs fall off*