#Spidernoir
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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 1 year ago
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Imagine Miles telling Hobie about Noir and how he's so funny and harmless and silly and stuff
Then Hobie goes on a mission with Noir and is like heh I guess Miles was right
Until Noir pulls out a gun and starts bustin shots at the enemy like it's normal. Like that's what Spidermen do
Green Goblin start flying and Noirs like 'Ive got this one fellas' Hobie turns around and my mans standing there with a tommy gun like
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butevrythinggoesaway · 1 year ago
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Miguel: well at least you're sensible
Noir, barely eighteen, been broken out of prison, has killed a man and will do it again, just bit someone, building a bomb: sure. Sensible.
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t1koy-roll · 3 months ago
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This is how Miles reunites with Noir at Beyond the SpiderVerse
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lildoodlenoodle · 1 year ago
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Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.
Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!
Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.
Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.
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ikeamafia · 1 year ago
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“Cheese.”
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outletcrash · 1 year ago
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lovely antifascist boys <3
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incorrect-spiderverse · 9 months ago
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Noir, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: "Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve."
Pavitr, who was also kidnapped: "I think you mean cards."
Peter B Parker, long suffering: "He does not."
Noir, pulling out knives: "I did not."
Hobie, upon seeing all the knives: "Ace"
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punkeropercyjackson · 7 months ago
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Reblog this to make the person you reblogged this from Spiderman
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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 6 months ago
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Noir solving a Rubik's cube and being so proud so he hands it to Hobie for Hobie to see
but as soon as he touches it the colors of the Rubick's cube shuffles again, cause of his 138 style. Without him doing anything, it just happens by touch.
Some of the stickers even turning random colors like purple, beige, or newspaper print and for a moment they stand in there in silence before Hobies just goes ".... I'm so sorry m8"
meanwhile Noir is on his knees yelling in anguish because solving that thing took him THREE WEEKS
Poor Noir.
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butevrythinggoesaway · 1 year ago
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Okay but Pavitr is quite a cheerful guy, so I think it'd be funny if he teamed up with Noir at some point, like the sheer difference between them. Pavitr is like it can always get better while Benj is lying in a gutter with someone pooring cheap booze over him
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lovethedanielhd · 1 year ago
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spidernoir quick sketch fdsfdsf
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rackcty · 1 year ago
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revisited this awesome fic (the open road & other anesthetics by tactfulgnostalgia) and could not resist their dripless outfits
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myersesque · 1 year ago
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i think i'm hilarious actually. a comedic genius. some kinda wise guy
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ikeamafia · 1 year ago
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🎂之前画了一半的
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lildoodlenoodle · 1 year ago
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Fun fact for people who might not know this: Spider Noir is canonically weaker than most versions of Spider-Man.
It’s pretty well known at this point that Spider-Man holds back during fights because he doesn’t actually want to seriously hurt or kill anyone. Noir is a little less inclined to that particular aspect of Spider-Man, so naturally the man really isn’t holding back. He goes 100% every fight and will still sometimes get his ass handed to him. He is almost constantly in kill or be killed survival mode. This is also part of the reason why he wears bullet proofing, wears all black, has weapons like guns, and goes for more of a stealth approach.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 10 months ago
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Spider-Ham: "Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship?"
Pavitr: "It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what."
Noir: "I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to, but I am not digging a hole in the ground."
Pavitr: "Why is that the something you wouldn't do?"
Noir: "Too much work. Sounds exhausting."
Spider-Ham: "Agreed"
Hobie raises his hand: "I've done all of that. It ain't that bad"
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