#Spider-Mom

[earth90214]

“I’m not allowed to come see my friend? That’s messed up, man.”

Peter sighed, pinching his brows with one hand, “I can’t be your friend while you’re in school, Miles.”

“You don’t think we’re friends?”

“Stop being purposely obtuse.”

Or four times Miles comes into Peter’s classroom without warning and one time Peter invites him in.

[hellmersy]

Tbh the one thing I want at this point in life is Peter Parker in the Black Widow bodysuit, like 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 (And then Natasha walks in and looks at him and is like “you know what has to happen now, right?” And Peter is quaking thinking that she’s about to murder him, and then Natasha tells him it her turn to wear the spider-man suit)

[wadewilson-parker]

Amazing Spider-Man - Renew Your Vows (2016) #14

[transformationstuck]

Vriska's spider-mom turns into a humanoid spider-lady and does the do with Vriska's "attractive neighbor" (Equius) in full view of the window for Vriska to see

Spidermom had been acting strange, recently. Vriska couldtell that something was up, either from the nearly psychic link they hadtogether, or from the fact that she seemed hungrier and more irritable lately.Either way, it was Vriska’s problem, because that meant feeding her more. Whatshe DIDN’T know was that one of the trolls Vriska had fed her had a little bitof funny stuff going on. 

Vriska’s lusus sat in her web, hulking form makingagitated shivers, as carapace began to recede, leaving naught but supple, greyflesh behind. Spindly legs formed into hands, arms, legs, feet, and thighs,quickly resembling a trollinoid shape, before the tremendous lusus was gone,and in its place was a fully grown woman. Of course, she’d kept some traits asa spider. Her abdomen, which had been rather big in the first place, turneditself into a gorgeous, plump ass. Something Vriska herself shared. The slimcurvature of pure white exoskeleton chipped away, leaving her with a rathermodest pair of breasts, flesh so supple and soft, like pares on the verge ofspoiling. 

There’s a moment of pure incomprehension, staring up at the open,starry sky, not knowing what the hell had just happened. Of course, as she wasno longer a spider, her webs begun to cling to her body. It was no time at allbefore she was completely stuck, a helplessness she’d never truly known. 

CueEquius, who had seen the whole thing happen from afar. There’s a moral quandaryto be had, of course. Should he help Vriska’s lusus, even though there was noprior contract for a favor owed? The quandary is somewhat forgotten, when thestruggling troll-lusus begins arching her back, making her ass ripple likegelatin. Maybe he could think more about this later.

 It’s a few hours later,before Vriska gets home, body bags filled to the brim like grotesquesnackpacks. There’s a banging noise coming from far up above, sounding morelike a jackhammer trying to get through an impenetrable wall. Looking up, herexpression turns to sheer horror. There’s a woman, buckass naked, bent over aworkbench with a solid ten inches of Zahhak cock buried inside of her ass.

 Hertits are pressed against the glass, smooshing them flat,  her pert, cobalt nipplescovering a good amount of her breasts. There’s utter ecstasy on her face,looking like being completely torn the hell up by a frustrated, over-poweredmuscle-head like Equius is the most orgasmic experience she could ever indulgeherself in, even though Vriska is almost one hundred percent certain that he’spounding her so sore she won’t be able to walk for a good while after this. Ifeven at all. 

The whole thing lasts for a good while longer, before culminatingby a sudden jerk, navy blue genetic material starting to seep out from behind herlike there’s no end to its torrent. After that, Vriska doesn’t really know what happens next. She’s alreadyin her room, a flush across her face. Though that might be because she’sfuriously masturbating, fingers pumping out of both her cunt and ass. Shewonders whoever that mystery woman could have been…

[roxydrew]

porting an old-ish comic over to tumblr: "The Amazing Spider-Mom" "I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AND THEN CRIED A LITTLE" --Mallory Ortberg, editor, The Toast

[whatswrongtav]

shut up and listen,...or READ!!!!!!!! a mimi-rant...uh...

So im sick of you people who take out there hatred/fear of spiders on vriska. thats ridiculous.

also take what vriska does with a grain of salt. female spiders (or spider lusii) often eat their own family along with other spiders and bugs. vriska lived with an oversized fem!spider. how would you feel if you were afraid your freaking MOM was planning to eat you?! i have a feeling youd be pretty insane.

[earth90214]

Idk I just think “random uncle who’s also your dad” Peter is so real.

He teaches Mattie how to ride a motorcycle (she’s alive to me idc argue with the wall). He brings Anya flowers when she graduates from ESU. He teaches Gerry to use webshooters and takes pictures for Jess and Carol the whole time. Peter sees a random fatherless Spider-Person and is like “is anyone gonna get that” and then doesnt wait for an answer.

[hellmersy]

Web-Shooters and Widow’s Bites (A Spider-Mom HC)

When Natasha meets Peter for the first time, it’s purely by accident. As in Peter is an absolute chaotic disaster that hasn’t checked his texts for three solid days, is unaware that Tony is out of the country and came to the tower with a knife lodged in his ribs and a collapsed lung. 

Natasha, freaking out but not showing it, gently guides the delirious boy to the med bay where She and Doctor Cho patch him up and then she spends the next three days fussing over everything. Every twitch, every wince, every popped stitch, she’s there. And yeah, she’s heard of Peter before, but she’s never met him. So she’s surprised by his energy, his impulsive need to protect any and everyone even at the possible cost of himself. 

He reminds her so much of Tony it’s honestly ridiculous, and it is then, watching as Peter talks animatedly about how he came up with the formula for his web-fluid while he simultaneously tinkers with her widow’s bite gauntlet, that she decides she will protect this boy no matter the cost.

[pfaerie]

hell

fucking

yes

ot3

rebloggable for some reason idk