#Speed Dial

[t3rraria]

Buck: if the 118 went camping, I totally wouldn't murder anyone

Hen: why is that an option

Buck: most of you are good blood sacrifices

Everyone:

Buck:

Chimney: Athena needs to put parental locks on his phone...

Eddie, speed dialing Athena: calling her right now.

[fuzzyghost]

When your best friends comprise of two normies and four goths

[uhl-squad]

Jaguar 1A        Jaguar 2          Jaguar 4

Jaguar 7          Jaguar 12

[endlessthxoughts]

“Spark in your eyes,

Makes me feel warm inside,

I could spend my days lost in them,

Or all my life”

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

New Audio: Miami's Diamondz Returns with Sultry "Speed Dial"

New Audio: Miami's Diamondz Returns with Sultry "Speed Dial" @DJDiamondz @heygroover @romainpalmieri @DorianPerron

Diamondz is a Miami-based DJ and electronic music producer. As an open format DJ, who has blended genres together for crowds at clubs and venues across Miami, he has shared stages with a number of luminaries including Rihanna, Lizzo, T-Pain, Darude and Roger Sanchez.  The Miami-based DJ recently stepped out into the spotlight as a producer and artist, and he manages to continue the…

[katasstrophy]

River I realized that in a lot of friendship trios one of them is the babysitter like the tabieitaken trio

A platonic trio with athlete!reader, Sae, and Ryusei where you're the babysitter because you handle them better than their managers.

Sae with his blunt self and Ryusei for being...him. You're the normal one.

ooh how interesting!! i had to hop on the internets bc i’m ashamed to admit i didn’t realize who the tabieitaken trio was but now i’m thoroughly educated not to worry 😌✨ lol you’d assume it’s yukimiya who’s the babysitter……. but i think he’d be such a pushover in this friendgroup lol 👀 PLUS i’ve reread the shibuya day off arc recently and karasu was like a fretting mother hen the entire time, keeping the children in check it was honestly hilarious. so my verdict is this: karasu (mother), yukki (father), otoya (only child). they’re a nuclear family LOL.

omg how normal can u actually be to be the glue between someone like sae and shidou. crazy, super chaotic friendship. you basically described my dream scenario except unfortunately i’m a horndog so i’d want to fuck both of them HELPPPPPP look away kids.

also!!!! i could not help thinking about this art when i was reading ur ask nonnie. can u IMAGINE.

[musicshelfwithmustard]

Prepare Your Speed Dial

Mustard had the pleasure of speaking with Australia's Speed Dial. Together we discussed who they have on their speed dial, their influences, what is on the horizon, and so much more!

Mustard had the pleasure of speaking with Australia’s Speed Dial. Together we discussed who they have on their speed dial, their influences, what is on the horizon, and so much more! 1. Mustard is grateful to have Speed Dial join them at Music Shelf. How is everyone doing? Thanks for having us! We’re fantastic. Right now is an unsure time for Speed Dial. A couple of our members are going on to…

[wombywoo]

ghosts 💀

[undertheredhood]

i feel like out of all of the bat-siblings, jason is the one who puts on a persona similar to how bruce acts in public, but not because he wants to keep people from suspecting that he’s the red hood but because of how much it really unsettles the people that really know him, especially his siblings.

i just know that the second they hear him giggle or obnoxiously flirt, the entire batfamily is dragging him to the nearest magical specialist to get him exorcised.

and that’s the exact type of chaos that jason lives for.

(also, damian also likes fucking with his siblings so when he sees jason put on his bimbo persona he immediately puts on a golden retriever type of persona as opposed to his normal black cat self, which freaks out his siblings even more).

[whalehouse1]

Rogue: We have Nightwing tied up, unconscious and drugged in the basement. You think about touching us and he’s done.

Tim: So you have Batman’s child, Superman’s nephew, the big brother to a whole slew of bats, brother to the original Teen Titans and the second batch of them, best friends with whatever we’re calling the red head Flash to distinguish him from the other Flash, mentor to Young Justice and a favorite of the Justice League? Did you think this through at all? I’m positive that there is a fleet of Kryptonians coming here now, so uh surrender him I guess if you like your bones in one piece?

[ineffablesheets]

Merlin: I can totally pull off the whole mysterious wizard vibe.

Arthur: You look like you just fell out of a laundry basket.

[kizzer55555]

I had a crack idea and I really like your content I was wondering if you would like to hear it

Damien had an Over The Moon moment with Danny

Over The Moon Is about a little girl while building a rocket to the moon to meet a goddess so she can get advice about accepting the death of her mother

As a child Damien remembers one of his caretakers telling him the story of the god Phantom how something happened to him and how he floated up and away to space and became their God but could never see his family or friends ever again

Story that Damian got told was incredibly popular one in the infinite realms about King Phantom after he had to shut down the portals to the infinite rounds from the human world to keep the ghost safe and himself

And the ghost saw this heavily liminal child is like oh let me tell him the story of the space god Phantom

This was when Damien was still dueling Talia to find out who his birth father is and like a few days before his birthday Damien actually did find a portal that led to the infinite Realms

He ended up meeting ghosts like the Box Ghost or Johnny 13 and Kitty and going on a big adventure to the infinite rounds to meet High King Phantom who encouraged him to venture out there and find out about what it's connected to him

And turn there was a portrait made of Damien and Danny of Danny being in Royal where in Damien sitting on his lap with the brightest smile on his face

Damien ends up going back home and never telling anyone else in the League of assassins or in bat family about his adventure in the infinite Realms and king Phantom

Damien ends up getting into it like a really bad argument with Bruce and feeling unwanted so decided to go back you get advice from Phantom it ended up taking Jon with him

The bat family have to realizing that Damien's gone missing are spending most of their time trying to find Damien when Constantine calls them and shows them a portrait of Damien and the ghost King

Which leads the bat family thinking that Damian got kidnapped by the ghost King probably because of the Lazarus pits while Damian and Jonathan are out there living their Disney adventure

So the bat family and Constantine summon the Ghost came to the man Damien back while Damien trying to convince Danny at the world is changing that he might be able to go back home and see the people he loves

Anyway I just kept having the idea of Damian singing my rocket to the moon but changing out the lyrics

Anyway I hope you like my dumb idea and you might watch Over The Moon it's really good movie

This is such a cool idea! Unfortunately I don’t know much about over the moon but here’s my little spin on this idea.

The Justice league do the summoning but unfortunatly, they are still under the impression that the ghost king is Pariah Dark. So there is a bit of interference. So the summoning latches onto the last person to touch Pariah Dark (AKA his coffin) and while Danny did defeat the previous king in single combat, he wasn’t the one to turn the key. No, the last person to touch Pariah Dark was one Vlad Plasmius. So when the JL starts the summoning, they get a very confused Plasmius and before he can comprehend what’s happening a bunch of angry and colorful adults just start demanding that he return Damian.

Vlad has no idea who these people are. He has no idea who this Damian kid is. And no matter what he says, none of these strange costumed adults believe him! He’s not even the ghost king!

JL: lies. Lies and slander.

And THEN, ooooh, and then he wasn’t the only one summoned. For Maddie the cat was right there and unfortunately got caught in the summoning because it was feeding time. And because she wasn’t a ghost, naturally she was able to wander outside the circle. The JL, having multiple interactions with Kalrion assume this is the ghost king’s familiar and snatch up the fluffy white cat.

Vlad can only stare in horror.

The. Pure. AUDACITY.

You know what? FINE! Yes! It is I! The ghost king! I have your PrEcIOse little boy! You want him back?! THEN GIVE ME BACK MY CAT!

So here Damian and Jon are, having the time of their lives, chilling in a strangely warm ice castle with Danny and telling him their problems, giving Cujo scratches and meanwhile, Vlad is screaming bloody murder from his summoning circle.

JL: give us back our child!

Vlad: Give me back my princess before I ERaSe YouR exIStaNce and I’ll think about it [insert intelligible ghost swear]

Constantine: *dramatic gasp* How DARE you?!

[zorosdimples]

inumaki toge x gn! reader minors do not interact—i will block you!

your thumb hovers over the “call” button.

you know it’s a horrible idea; your brain screams at you to put down your phone, to turn off your vibrator, and to accept another night of stunted bliss. but you need to orgasm so desperately that it hurts—physically and mentally. your head has a beat of its own, and if you don’t finish, you think you might explode.

besides—toge told you could call him if you ever needed help.

it’s embarrassing if you think about it for too long, how you ranted to him about every shitty sexual encounter you’ve had over the past few years, how you can only ever rely on yourself (though your meds are making that next-to-impossible, too). you nearly choked on your drink when he expressed that he could help if you ever desired his services; he even stuck out his tongue for emphasis.

chalking it up to desperation—not the way that your stomach somersaults when you think about your best friend’s tongue—you call him.

toge picks up after the first ring. “kelp,” he says his standard greeting, his mouth half full.

“i-inumaki.” you inhale a lungful of air, trying to shake off your nerves. “i need your…assistance.”

the vibrator in your hand is at its highest setting, no doubt rattling the speaker on his phone. you hope it’s plenty clear what you’re referencing; you might die if you have to go into further detail. while he doesn’t say anything for a few beats, you hear muffled noises on his line—like fabric being moved.

“mustard leaf.”

he’s asking for confirmation (are you sure you want to go through with this?)

under normal circumstances, you would be grateful for his courtesy, as he’s clearly concerned about getting your explicit consent. but right now you’re swimming in frustration; you feel like you’re going to drown in it. you bring your lips closer to the microphone. “i swear to fucking god,” you hiss, “if you don’t make me cum like you fucking promised, i’m going to find someone else wh—”

“cum.”

your mouth hangs open in a silent scream, vision going black, back arching off the bed with the intensity of your climax. something wet jets out of you—not that you can register anything other than the pleasure that licks through your body and hums in your veins. you’re practically incoherent, repeatedly babbling thank you, thank you, thank you to your friend.

on his end, toge is just happy that you can’t hear him feverishly pleasuring himself to your sounds of ecstasy.

[scribblemakes]

A bit behind now, but hey day 3! Modern Wyll based on his VA's firefighter idea and that one specific picture of the firefighter holding a cat.

[ID: A picture of Wyll, Gale, and Tara from Baldur's Gate 3. Wyll is a firefighter holding Tara, a winged cat, while smiling and looking back at Gale, who is standing in the background. Gale is standing next to a window that's letting black smoke out, while Tara looks shell shocked. /End ID]

[800db-cloud]

i didn’t realise “the noise calls peppino just to annoy him” was a trope i drew subconsciously until i realised i had 3 comics of that exact idea

[valyrfia]

also, everyone involved is just setting kimi up for failure. there's literally nothing he can do short of WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP that will satisfy the masses. letting the kid cook in F3 and F2 for a couple of years would've harmed no one except toto wolff's delusions of grandeur!