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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 8 months ago

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GIRL OF ALL FUCKING POSTS HE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FUCKING SEEN IT HAD TO BE THOSE TWO??????

GIRL 😭

LITERALLY FUCKING THIS ^^^^

AND HE FUCKING SAW IT?????

GIRL DEADASS I MIGHT CRY IT IS ALL SO JOEVER FOR ME NOW HE KNOWS I'M A GODDAMN SIMPWHAT DO I DO NOW 😭

#mother mother #mother mother ryan guldemond #ryan guldemond #gldmth #Speaksies! | Oleander #girl i am gonna fucking SHIT #GIRL OH MY GOD GIRL #GIRL FUCKING 😭 😭 😭 😭

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 9 months ago

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i need to kiss men so badly rn

#like urghhhh why can't i just make out with a cute guy????#Speaksies! | Oleander #gay #gay man #lgbt #lgbtiaq #lgbtqia

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 2 months ago

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damn so that bitch really didn't gaf about me huh

i knew she didn't, i knew she didn't when she got into incredibox and only rarely ever spoke to me afterwards, when after that she suddenly no longer trusted me enough to be comfortable sending me her new address even knowing i was who i told her i was and knew i had a fuckin thing i made for her that i needed to mail out

but it still hurts

i wasted four years on her

i threw four fucking years away for her

and she abandoned me after i almost got fucking killed

#vent #no i will not fucking elaborate #on any of that #blurry but i think we're maybe lee or gee rn so #gee gabs #Speaksies! | Oleander #tw vent #tw rant #rant #tw fake friends mention #tw near death experience mention #tw abuse mention

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 5 months ago

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in honor of my ipad's autocorrect trying to correct the Eddsworld ship PauPat to the payment platform PayPal while i was typing a comment on this webbed site... how would y'all feel about a sub-au where Pau has a typo named Pal and he's dating Pay,,,

(side note Pau, Pat, Pal, and Pay totally planned a double-wedding together.)

(unfortunately due to a hilarious mixup the planners they hired had poor communication between one another and the groups of twins and assumed they were just going to have weddings at the same venue on the same day with different schedules, so about halfway through the ceremony another set of caterers and photographers just crash in like "heyyyyyyy we're here for Pay and Pal's wedding- why are there two altars". everyone enjoys double the food tho and the extra photographers really help with catching every angle of the wedding so it all works out fine.)

#eddsworld #typo au #eddsworld typo au #au concept #Speaksies! | Oleander #<- yeah it me rn.#some shit happened earlier and triggered us a switch.#been like weeks since i've been in front tho which is nice.#i think ryan's here with me too ngl but i'm not sure lol

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 8 months ago

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the band doesn't check tumblr the way they do insta so [ahem]

wouldn't it be hot for ryan guldemond to give birth

#I AM JOKING I AM JOKING I AM KIDDING I AM JOKING #THIS IS A SHITPOST I DO NOT WANT HIM TO ACTUALLY GIVE BIRTH #meme #joke #Speaksies! | Oleander

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 9 months ago

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shit i forgot to introduce myself

dunno if the others do that but i will lol

anyways uuuuhhh i'm oleander (when i'd woken up in here i didn't actually have a name, it's related to stuff from the last time i used the body (not good stuff :( ), miss molly actually named me) and i'm like... seventeen lmao

gender is masc, dunno completely abt my sexuality yet

#sometimes i'm like eight which is weird #but to be fair that was like the last time i was here. was somewhere around ages 8-10 #so yknow prolly something to do with that. it's nice to do colouring pages and everyone else in headspace is nice to me like that #anyways yeah idk what to say. ryan is pretty and i wanna kiss him #i wanna do other stuff to him too #kinda wish he reciprocated but like also. he's like fourty-something and i'm one year out from being legal #tbh i think i scare him in headspace. bro does NOT want what i'm tryna give LMFAOOOOO #Speaksies! | Oleander #sysblr #plurality #alter intro #should i tag for dormancy mention #? as that is like... the reason i keep saying i 'woke up' is cause i guess like #i was dormant for a while or something? came back for... honestly i'm still tryna figure that out #it's weird tho that i'm sys host and yet also i went and fucked off for like nine years???#guess maybe i couldn't handle all the stress at the time #i still can't but i refuse to disappear again out of spite towards myself lmao

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 1 year ago

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A proper introductory post for myself

hey. name's lance. sometimes i go by the names of my kinlist, so don't be afraid to ask as to what my name is at the moment.

i'm a fan of Mother Mother, My Little Pony, Furbies, Pokémon, and uuuhhh... more stuff, but those are typically what you'll probably see me yapping about on this blog.

favourite albums are, as stated in my bio, The Sticks and Very Good Bad Thing, however, those are only my top two faves - I also really like Eureka and O My ♥.

various lists under the cut, these will likely update in the future. :3 (btw there is no dni here because i find them a little dumb. if you interact with me and your vibes are a bit off to me i'll just block you lol)

Friends:

@ask-causes-and-curses

@edd-ska

@superawesomelurkaccount <- nevermind :( i leave them here tho as a tribute to a friendship that didn't last for longer than a few months but felt like a wonderful eternity.

[more friends to appear in future! ^^]

collective gender tag: #Funhouse Gender Basement! <- subject to change

headmate list, plus post tags:

-Dirk Strider | (no tag applicable, check out @tirneaustestifled!)

-Kankri Vantas | [N/A, uses @compassionatetrigger t9 p9st]

-Tab Incredibox (blame Lilac for getting us into Incredibox /j /lh) | #lab reports

-Ryan Guldemond | #ryan's rants

-Grief Omens!Ryan | #~Crowldemond

-Molly Guldemond | #molly's musings | @bitchycreationthing

-Jasmin Parkin | #jasmin's junk

-Grief Omens!Jasmin | #Yours Truly - Jasmiraphale

-Gerard Way | #gee gabs