#Southie accent

[bigliitlepoopfight]

It's wild how much scarier Kevin sounds with a mass accent. Allison's voice can sometimes sound like a joke during the sitcom bits, but Kevin has no accent. He sounds like an all American guy special everyman, not some stereotypical pos from Worcester.

Kevin's accent is so obvious and scary. I was curb in mass. I knew purple that talk like that, the way he did to people. The way he did to Allison the entire time that we don't see until the end. It's wild how self. Entered he is. He doesn't have an accent, everyone else does and they sound silly.

[lornacrane]

the only state funnier than New Jersey to set Saw in would be Massachusetts. imagine Hoffman with the thickest Southie accent you’ve ever heard

[mariacallous]

The Peter Welch's gym part of the Boston episode...thank you god and Tony

[thebreakfastgenie]

Absolute W for Ray Donovan is that most of the titles are a line of dialogue or something and season 2 episode 2 is called "Uber Ray" because of a scene where Ray Donovan asks his wife how their grounded son who's too young to drive was able to get to his uncle's gym and his wife says "he took Uber, Ray."

[shencomix]

I saw your post about your monk from a dnd campaign you played and I loved their design so much

Miligo Mimigo!

High Elf

1 very smooth braincell, it is like a marble.

Speaks with a Boston (Southie) accent, but that's not a high elf thing in this world, that's just a her thing.

Expelled from magic arts academy after Shocking Grasping the headmaster's daughter so hard you could see her skeleton like it was a cartoon lightning strike. It was super deserved though, trust.

-> Shocking Grasp continues to be the only spell she knows. But she's great at punching.

-> Her outfit still features the cloak from the magic arts academy, which she wears like a cape, though the accompanying hat is long gone.

-> Her gloomy but otherwise identical twin sister Iligo is still at the academy training to be a mage.

Early in campaign when I didn't have as strong of a vision for her personality & design:

Later in the campaign, when I understood her as a character a little better:

Her sister Iligo:

[hackerfucker]

guy at the bank with an overwhelming southie accent just held up the line for 30 minutes while he fished wads of 1s, 5s, 10s, and 20s, out of his cargo shorts to make a 7k deposit, another victory of the human spirit in the beautiful city of boston today

[geddyqueer]

just remembering the time i flew out of logan with a 12" cucumber my brother grew after hurricane whatever the fuck a few summers ago and a tsa agent with the thickest and most heartwarming southie accent pulled my bag out of the line with a 😳 look on his face and opened it up and then sighed in relief and said "ma'am your fruit... looked like sumthin' else on the scanner!"

[nancydrewwouldnever]

I need him to do a Boston crime movie. Something like The Departed or The Town. He can play the detective or criminal, I just want to hear his (fake) Boston accent.

I recently rewatched The Departed and had forgotten how smart and good that movie is. Trying to figure out which one of the "bad guys" is the worst is one of those existential twists I really love in movies.

But, hey, if you want a hit of the fake Southie...

[cameronprincess]

Hot Showers and Cold Bleach

Warnings: Strong Language

Authors Note: this has been sitting in my drafts for 2 months now and i’m so proud of this one!! i simply can’t wait for this universe to have its moment. hope you all like it as much as I do!!

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April 11th 2019

Kalani already had a strong regret facetiming her mother and father Anna and Marcus back home in New Jersey as she packed for her trip for Coachella with her longtime boyfriend, Micheal and his bandmates along with Luke and Ashton’s girlfriends Sierra and KayKay.

Roy, one of Calum’s friends is tagging along as well with the group.

Kalani and Micheal have been together ever since the infamous Bali trip the boys took in 2016. Even though he was secretly subscribed to her youtube channel from 2014 and she was his celebrity crush. He made that apparent in every interview he was asked that question.

She knew some of her good friends who were going and gave her a free ticket to go. Kailani and Micheal originally just wanting to hook up that whole week and never talk again until they realized their feelings and have been together ever since.

Her old youtube vlog of that trip has clips of the two shamelessly flirting with one another that they look back upon now and laugh.

She held up one blue bikini, one red one, and a pink one and quickly shoved them in her bag until her mother’s Jersey accent rang through.

“What the hell are those pieces of fabric??” She demanded.

“‘My bathing suits?” She shrugged walking over to her vanity to pack her makeup in her travel bag.

“Those are not a bathing suits. That’s rags colored in dye.” She said making her brunette haired daughter chuckle and roll her eyes.

“Mom, no one in Coachella is gonna see my birthday suit.” She responded looking at her mom’s disgusted face on the MacBook screen.

“Well other than Micheal!!” Her dad’s voice interrupted her trying to figure out what shade of foundation to bring. She never knew how tan she’d get in the different climates and it would be a monstrosity if she posted on YouTube or Instagram and her face was 4 shades lighter than her whole body.

“Shut up.” She chuckled as she packed a Fenty Bottle and Makeup Forever bottle.

‘Praying these are right’ She said a silent prayer.

Ana waved noticed Michel standing in the doorway holding Southy in his arms with Moose and her cocker spaniel, Sadie trailing behind him. Kailani turned around seeing him.

"You're like a cat. How did I not hear you." She smiled at her boyfriend who shrugged taking a seat on their shared bed.

"Hi Mrs. Smith" Micheal waved with Southy's paw making Kalani smile.

"Micheal honey you can call me Anna. I've told you this for 2 years now. The whole Mrs thing makes me feel older than I am."

“If the shoe fits then wear it momma.” She joked making Anna give her the bird.

They bid their goodbyes as she had to go, tired of hearing Micheal trying to wrestle the dogs to do what sounded like a trick.

“I’ll finish packing tomorrow before we leave. I have all my clothes packed just not bathroom stuff but it’d be pointless to pack them now.” She ran her fingers through his fringe as she sat on his lap.

“We should bleach my hair again before Coachella.” He suggested squeezing her ass. She knew what he really wanted.

“You just wanna fuck me under the shower.”

“Not completely, I also want my hair washed but that doesn’t sound bad either.”

“Fine.” She climbed off his lap and sauntered into the connected bathroom.

****

Kalani and Micheal stood underneath the warm shower water as she lathered some sort of deep conditioner with keratin and special oil designed for faux blondes in his hair before she could bleach it again if she wanted to make sure it was completely clean.

"The bottle said to wait 5 minutes before you can wash it out." She repeated the instructions on the purple bottle.

His hands wandered down her hips and close to her ass as she gave him a pointed look.

"That’s not what we're here for." She pointed her finger at his chest

"Y’know you could wash my hair since I was such a good girlfriend by washing yours and about to bleach it." She batted her full lashes at him who playfully rolled his eyes before turning Kalani towards him and lathering shampoo to wash her curls.

Small talk was the only thing that you could hear in the bathroom other than the running water.

They washed out all the product out of his and her hair before wrapping herself in a warm towel while Micheal stepped out of the bathroom to grab the hair dye and another towel.

He's been dying his hair ever since he was 16. He would consider himself a pro but likes when Kalani does it for him.

She grabbed the t shirt off of the counter that she stole from Micheal and her panties while she squeezed the water out her hair and threw in some deep hair mask to throw it up in a curly bun.

Micheal rolled the chair in front of the bathroom mirror and placed the dye in a bowl as Kalani read the instructions.

She placed some gloves on for protection of her skin and got to bleaching his hair. "This may burn." She warned him as she was splitting his hair into sections while he was mindlessly scrolling through Twitter when she was starting.

"I've dyed my hair probably 20 times in my life. Trust me it's fine. I’m immune to the burning sensation now.” He joked.

*****

After an hour of the smell of bleach and the sound Kalani and Micheal's laughter , they were finally in bed watching some episodes Chicago Fire that they've been missing out on.

She had one leg propped up and the other across his lap as he stroked her thigh making her bite her lip as to make it seem like his fingers brushing across her thighs didn't have a affect on her. As it very well did because of how she felt the dampness pool in her black panties.

"If you wanna eat my pussy all you have to do is ask." She finally spoke up during a boring scene in the show.

"I was waiting on those exact words." He said with a cheeky smile.

With that Micheal maneuvered himself to be in her thighs, facing her panties. He licked his lips in anticipation.

Kalani whined softly as he was teasing her clit with his tounge through the outside of her panties. "Please Mikey." Her doe eyes silently begged him.

“Someone’s impatient.”

He tugged them down her smooth legs and tossed them somewhere behind him as he was face to face with her swollen clit as his eyes got wider in adoration.

"Shit your pussy is so pretty my love." He kissed the insides of her thighs as she giggled. "Thank you."

With one lick, she was a moaning mess for him. He was maintaining eye contact with her and every time she wouldn't look at him he would go slower with eating her out. It wasn't long before she started pulling on his hair as he was sucking on her clit making her eyes close in pleasure.

"That feel good baby?," He asked huskily as she could visibly see her own wetness on his beard.

She shakily sighed. "Fuck it feels so good."

With his middle and ring finger he started to slowly finger her while sucking on her clit, her hips jutting up every time he curled his fingers against her sweet spot.

"Shit I'm gonna come." She panted. She pushed his head deeper into her trying to get more of his mouth.

“I know." He cooed, the vibrations of his voice sending her over the edge.

She screamed his name in pure ecstasy multiple times as he pulled his fingers out of her and slowly licked her clean, avoiding her clit as he knew it was too sensitive. He gave her clit one last kiss before laying back next to her.

"I love you." She stretched over her to peck his lips. They kissed for what seemed like hours.

"I can't wait to fuck you at Coachella. To a weekend of great music and even better sex." He said excitedly running his hands over her ass.  

"And spending time with your band members while I have girl time!" she playfully hit his tattooed arm as they both went into a deep sleep tangled together.

[meyerlansky]

the way you type reminds me so much of my ex. we are still friends and all, this is not by any means an insult, its just wild to me lol whenever i see your tags on a post i need to do a double take

lmaooo is it the internet poisoning

because i have a pretty strong tumblr accent with traces of 4chan that i try not to let slip out a la a social climber from southie getting a job in boston proper

[meduseld]

Funniest Possible Roach voice

(Samples provided below)

*Presumes he is from the UK/USA

Godfather Ferrando's rasp

Ralph Ineson Deep Rumble

Charlie Kelly/Day's squeaky toy voice

West Country / Cornwall

Boomhauer from KOTH

TOWIE

Appalachian Mountain Talk

Frostbitten Northern Irish

Cajun / Swamp

Welsh ( I <3 u Trystan Gravelle)

Boston Southie

[mundane-headcanons]

Scout has a personalized threat he sometimes uses, where he says he's "gonna give you a Southie Shoeshine". Nobody knows what it means, and nobody intends to find out.

Soldier has turned several of Shakespearicles' plays into elaborate wargames.

Pyro has precisely zero fear of bugs or insects of any kind and will gladly stick their hand in a beehive to watch the bees crawl all over them.

Demoman once drank so hard when he blacked out he woke up speaking in an Icelandic accent. It vanished after his next hangover.

Heavy really likes honey. He tries not to let Soldier's... habit... ruin it for him.

Engineer recovers unusually fast from any illness, never staying sick for more than 5 days.

Sniper sometimes takes a salt lick with him when he's gonna be sniper-camping for several hours.

Medic sometimes chews on peyote to relax.

Spy has a plan to kill someone in every country, every continent before he dies. He flew a guy out to Antarctica just to kill him there.

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[lildoodlenoodle]

Another criminal minds episode that just goes off the deep end on ‘we are in Boston’ like ITS A LITTLE FUNNY

The accents are soooo bad, every five seconds it’s ‘the T’, ‘tHaTs nOt ThE wAy tO DorCHeStEr’, ‘wicked’, ‘insert sports team here’, ‘Irish working class’, ‘high number of sexual predators’, ‘the hArbAr’, ‘Corrupt Catholic schools’, ‘Whole Foods gentrification’ and like I genuinely have not heard someone refer to South Boston as ‘Southie’ in over a decade, I don’t even think my dad says that one.

I have legitimately no idea why they go This hard with Boston. Are they doing it with other cities and I’m just not catching it? Who is doing this research? Why Boston in particular? So many unanswered questions.

[thebreakfastgenie]

Hawkeye ditching his Maine accent 🤝 Trapper ditching his Southie accent

[sisyphusthedungbeetle]

I don't need frankie airo because I have a Southie guitarist with a Boston accent who regularly says stupid shit

[mybrainproblems]

Just remembered the time on the red line that this guy with the most southie accent was on his phone the whole time talking to his "side bitch" (his words) and how she needed to respect that he had a wife and kids and that's why he couldn't do Thanksgiving with her and like everyone in the train is just pointedly not looking at each other as we are all treated to genuine Human Interest.

But anyway he hung up and apologized to the woman next to him for his language.