#Sorry guys I'm still hooked on crab game

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MS. CHITAN I LOVE YOU!!!

[crehador]

gentaro saburo jyuto!! sorry that's. not one...

NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE ANON I'M DELIGHTED BY THESE 🥰🥰🥰 i'm going to skip the least favorite thing for all though bc i genuinely have nothing bad to say about any of the hpmi characters lol even their flaws are beautiful to me

also sorry in advance many of these answers are going to be long and rambly lmao

gentaro.

favorite thing about them: his lies of course!! especially when he uses them to bully dice, like it's an extremely entertaining facet of his personality but not only entertaining. it's deeply compelling to me as well, being led around (just like dice) and made to question what is and isn't real about him. the way his character has unfolded throughout the series has just been *chef's kiss* a delight to see

favorite line: okay this isn't strictly speaking a "line" but i'm probably going to choose favorite moments from the lives for these because that is what i'm into lol. and for gentaro it's EASILY the moment at... i think it was 2nd or 3rd live, whichever one soma didn't miss. so this was eons ago, and it was his first performance of scenario liar, where he was holding an open book while he performed. so it looked like he was reading all the lyrics off the page but then AT THE END he turned the book around and hit us with that maa zenbu uso nandakedo ne while showing us that THE PAGES WERE COMPLETELY BLANK love love loved that for him

brOTP: hmmmmm fling posse forever but i don't think they're necessarily a brotp (fling posse ot3 real) so for this one i'll say i really enjoy the idea of gendice and hifudo becoming friends in the future. i always think of this one fan comic i saw many many many years ago where dice was like passed out naked (i think he had boxers on at least) in the street after losing everything at pachinko or whatever, and i think it was... doppo? or maybe hifumi? one of them saw him on the street and brought him home. then the other came home and was like [terrifiedhamster.jpg] but they fed him and put him under their kotatsu until gentaro came to pick him up. love that dynamic for them lol

OTP: SO GENDICE OF COURSE!!! but i am also a big enjoyer of fling posse ot3 like they are just so intertwined. stella my beloved... stella...... stella was a game changer ngl

nOTP: gentaro could get with anyone he wants tbh, i guess i don't have any specific notps but i haven't really thought of him with anyone but dice and ramuda before. and hitoya. can't forget about my hitogen era lmao

random headcanon: SPEAKING OF HITOGEN. i doubt i'll ever write this fic idea so i'll just say it lmao. so this is entirely about the arb tennis event and how tennis gentaro looks wildly like a bored housewife who's looking to cheat on his husband (dice) with his cranky old tennis instructor (hitoya). anyway that's not the fic idea, the fic idea is gendice where gentaro writes a steamy, smutty romance novel solely for dice to read, where the characters are blatantly a gentaro self-insert hooking up with tennis instructor hitoya while gentaro's husband dice is away on a business trip. "crab how is this a headcanon" OK SO GETTING BACK TO THE POINT the headcanon i have is gendice would be into ntr but with like. extra steps lmao. not ntr in practice but ntr in gentaro's writing

unpopular opinion: idk if i have any but maybe that ntr headcanon counts lol

song i associate with them: ooh i imagine the spirit of this one is to associate songs that aren't. like. already their songs. but idk i think i will skip these as well because of course their own songs are the ones i associate with them lol

favorite picture of them: OH HO HO okay so it's a tie between the new groveling gendice card from dream rap battle (recency bias but still it's such a good one)

a tie between that one and the uncorrected waftage card where gentaro is wearing dice's shoes lmaoooooo legendary. we will never forget

saburo.

favorite thing about them: ohhhhhh what don't i love about him!! he's just a little guy!!! my special little boy 🥰🥰🥰 but in all seriousness i love saburo's bratty moments the most, the ones that remind you that he's bright and capable but still just a kid who absolutely should be a brat sometimes. he deserves it! being bratty, being pampered. all of it

favorite line: this is going to be another live event but it's after he performed requiem at... i think 6th live? possibly 8th, but i think it was 6th. or maybe it was both. anyway it was all dramatic lighting and a very intense performance as usual, then at the end when the lights came back up he put on a super cute voice and went "......tadaima 🥰🥰🥰" like OUGH the. the cutest baby. in the world.

brOTP: RIO!!!!!! UNCLE RIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is definitely highly influenced by the amachan and kamio shenanigans that seem to go on at every live lol but i love the idea of saburo actually getting along really well with rio and going on excursions with him (he can't be on the computer all day) and it's especially funny to me because jyuto would be such a grump about the two of them getting along. that one time amachan and kamio were annoying komachan while he was practicing private time was like. lmao. the perfect dynamic for them

OTP: in all honesty i have not thought about saburo ships much because despite saying he can't be on the computer all day i do imagine him on the computer all day 😔 are there even any options besides jiro?? i don't think i've ever seen any

nOTP: saburo/hatsune miku. if anyone could figure out how to date a vocaloid it would be saburo but he would never do ichi-nii dirty like that

random headcanon: i think saburo really looks down on gacha players but keeps that to himself because ichiro and jiro are both huge gacha players.........

unpopular opinion: NEW STAR IS GOOD. NEW STAR IS GOOD GODDAMN IT NEW STAR IS A GOOD SONG IT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF DEBUT SOLO TRACK YOU WOULD EXPECT A 14YO TO PUT OUT YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN i will defend new star to the death

favorite picture of them: favorite might be a stretch bc saburo is cute 100% of the time but for now i'm gonna have to give it to the time arb said

jyuto.

favorite thing about them: STINKY. STINKY RABBIT MAN. jyuto i loooooove you it is so hard to narrow it down to one thing. i love this ride or die tsundere piece of shit. like the way he'll do it the way he'll love and support his friends but he'll bitch about it the whole time

favorite line: I SAY THIS WITH IMMENSE AFFECTION i truly love the one time at 2nd or 3rd live where he was introducing rio before what's my name and really put his whole chest into saying "WHO IS HE" but he said "WHO IS HIM" like genuinely 🥺 one of my favorite live moments (though i say that about many. live moments. lol)

brOTP: idk i guess samatoki?? i think they're a fine ship too though i don't ship it personally for monogamous to samaichi reasons (and even if i did i would prefer mtc ot3) so idk if it counts as brotp. even if it does it's kind of the obvious one. OH WAIT I GOT IT. jyuto and rei lmao god it's never not funny to me when all of ichiro's friends (i use the word friends loosely) get all chummy with rei lol oh and i like the idea of jyuto and ichijiku hanging out too

OTP: RIJYU BIRDGUN MY ETERNAL BELOVED easily like my 2nd top ship in all of hpmi (right behind the obvious) like. ough. rijyu is such a comfortable ship to me. i don't think everything would be easy for them all the time and i think it would take them a bonkers long time to actually mutually realize their feelings. they would just be so good for each other. and when rio is looming menacingly (not even intentionally) behind jyuto, jyuto would get to be an even bigger bitch than usual because what are you going to do about it. bitch back when his boyfriend can slap you into orbit??

nOTP: much like gentaro, jyuto could get anyone he wants lmao

random headcanon: less of a jyuto hc and more of a rijyu hc but i think they get married in hawaii. i hc rio has a parent there and brings jyuto home to visit one day and they just. get married on the beach while they're there 🥹

unpopular opinion: hmmmmmm idk if it counts as unpopular but i think he should be taller. not only because komachan is so tall but one time i saw this art of mtc as kids, but still with their actual age gaps, so samatoki was of course the smallest while rijyu were standing behind him. and i just love that aesthetic so much of like. leader toki being the shortest one, enormous (one beefy one lanky) boys backing him up

favorite picture of them: jyuto is so fucking sexy i could put any number of images here however i am going to shamelessly go with a stupid meme i made because i still love it very much lmao

[6okuto]

the interior design hcs idea is so cool?? u also seem like a really nice person 🥺

anyway if you’re still taking recs, my oc’s name is haseul. she’s korean and 23, three years younger than felix. she usually dyes her hair but rn it’s burgundy and mid back length. she’s kind of an asshole and VERY blunt, always frowning/scowling + she talks really fast and curses like a sailor. she likes wearing skirts and dresses the most, likes to wear makeup. she has a huge family like. 6 siblings but she’s not very close to her parents. she has her own apartment and hates minimalism, has the most random shit lying around but is also a neat freak. is this enough for hcs idk help 😭

note from nia: i am so sorry this took longer than i thought it would😭 help . u guys are so nice do u want me to cry and throw up. anyway ur oc sounds like a girlboss but like,, in the cool way. PLS i love to see it fr!! (if smth doesn't fit w her apartment,, erm...ignore it . pretend she's the one that moved MSSHFJ)

they move in together and felix has never appreciated something more than her hatred of minimalism.

have you seen this man and all of his things? it works out with haseul's own random stuff around the house—anytime they have friends over they act like it's a game and point out any and all of the new decor

i think they'd find a compromise between their aesthetics with like, darker wood and earthy tone/pastel decor and then felix gets his dark study (i don't want to think about apartment hunting for one with a study but i know they exist)

there's a place to hook jackets or scarves when you enter the living room (they're these cool looking key hooks)

possibly weirdly specific but i think they'd have an L shaped couch . i don't know why. it's a dark shade of brown and there's a bunch of muted pastel throw pillows

there's always a blanket or two because one of them falls asleep and the other covers them (and joins)

the coffee table has a permanent bowl of snacks they just refill

felix has a very interesting mix of aesthetic dark academia and also funky weird decor

did he put a very nice tall lamp up? yes. is there a mushroom lamp he found thrifting on the table below the tv? yes because "why wouldn't we be able to have both? they're both for ambient lighting"

there's some board game on the table and also,, you know those kind of weird but cute creature plushies? the ones that are like "oh he's just a funky guy." felix keeps buying them. they're all hanging out there for some reason

big fluffy brown rug. specific but needed

i think felix would love if haseul picked out some things that tied to her culture !! whether it's some pattern wall decor, flower pots, art, etc. he's happy to see her put them up :-)

felix's study is probably the darkest room aesthetically in the apartment

most of his,, weirder things are in there away from prying/judging eyes.

it's where he keeps his taxidermied animals, Crab Man, other weird creatures that probably should not exist

there's dark oak bookshelves on the far wall with a couple of book nooks in them that the two made—i just know this guy has a little section with books for haseul i know it (novels, botany books, etc.)

is it a hot take if i say he'd have a bean bag chair next to the sofa because that's what i'm saying

the sofa in his study also has a blanket, it's knitted and soft and sometimes he wraps himself in it while walking around

he has a moon lamp. he thinks it's so cool

he has this one locked drawer that he keeps things hidden away in. it's literally his fanfiction ideas and go-to spot for hiding gifts. haseul is still looking for the key

their bedroom is kind of cluttered but in like, a cozy way.

big comfy bed, sort of a rustic oak bedframe with light coloured bedding

there's a cool floral tapestry above it

little plants on the windowsill in cute pots. thank you

they have a desk + three-part mirror combo in front of their bed (like an unofficial vanity) with,, many things

there's a jewelry organizer, a smaller mirror for when they do eyeliner, a tiny crocheted plushie, backup earphones (this might be a specific problem for me with losing mine), a small fake plant, this random animal skull felix decided to put on it? he put a couple of rocks in the corner and left them there at some point

the wall above it has art prints/posters and a collection of sticky notes they keep leaving each other as reminders or doodles

the apartment has a balcony and it's small but one of their favourite places to be together

loveseat and a small wooden table,, boom you have outdoor seating

it's so pretty there's a little lamp on the table and hanging lights above the door

they have one of those small bluetooth speakers so they can play music outside

it's another reason why there always seems to be blankets in the living room—they end up bringing them outside when it's chilly

this is where they usually go to think or vent since it's calming and they get fresh air ( ´◡‿◡`)

general hcs

felix helping dye her hair or do eyeliner ohhh sorrow...pain...sorrow and pain /pos

the rants they have about their families. they just go back and forth like "oh my god, don't get me started on that,"

she was so blunt with her insults to escell that felix did a spit take. he finds her personality almost freeing sometimes just because he can rant and she's just like, "so true. fuck that guy"

at first her whole style vs personality thing kind of gave him whiplash?? but now he's just like "yeah that's her i love her. do you not?"

haseul walks in on felix eating his little olives in the kitchen at night and he can Feel the look she's giving him before he even turns around. he hears her "what the fuck" before facing her