#Something Fucky™ is happening here

[gloryofdawn]

Oh this is a really good one!!! I guess the most important question is, when he's Quantum Leaping, what does the Death Note consider to be his name?

Personally, I think he'd be in the clear, and the Death Note is definitely not any weirder than the shit he's dealing with every day.

[euclydya]

CHARACTER BINGO FOR THOSE MARKERPLIER CHARACTERS MAYHAPZ

YOUUUUU DIDN'T SPECIFY SO WE DID A LOT HAHSSJDHDHSHDHFH

So before we start these r all very Much biased bc plurality . we tried 2 stick to how we feel abt the source characters but uh.... ANYWAYS,

all under the cut let's go

where DO i even start. ok. he's Lirerally just a dude (... Debatable. /joke) and that makes him So Funny . New Guy Just Dropped: literally just a haunted house's Angry Humansona. He's on a mission to Kill (justified) but he's gotta do a trillion side quests first and they're all Be Gay Do Crime. Before WKM and therefore His Lore™ dropped i think all we knew abt him was what happened in ADWM which is even funnier. 3 fuckign people get trapped in a meatsuit and they're like "what's the bEst way 2 get revenge" and apparently the first step is to go seduce people about it. Gay Rights 😃👍!

Our take abt Dark is that Mark did a Damn Good Job At Accidental Plural Representation! This Man Is A Fucking System!! Litcherqlly the trauma-endo system OF ALL time thnk u fr coming 2 my Ted Talk .

woulj not want 2 meet irl on account of would also probably fucking kill us <3

HE...... THEE BUBBLEGUM BASTARD OF ALL TIME.

ok after everything in WKM literally he deserves to kill too. Man fucking lost all his friends and got blamed for one of their deaths (which . Listen to me. Not his fucking fault but we'll get into that Later,) and watched as the DA fuckin g fell to their death and then GOT UP. AND WALKED AWAY*. Like. Listen to me.

If my fuckign life went from being pretty cool to absolute hell within the span of like 2 days i too would lose my mind and then change my identity completely and be convinced that everything is a joke. I too would be pink abt it btw pink is gender as hell.

(*by this point it wasn't Exactly the DA but Dark but whatever THE POINT STILL STANDS!)

Now we would absolutely not want to meet him if he were real IRL . Shit would go fucky and we'd be dead almost immediately. no thank u HFJDJSJDN

THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!!!!!!! OK,

So The Host has like zero canon whatsoever. And. That sucks. BuT! What very very few appearances he has are very cool and he looks cool and we think he's neat. Also he should get to kill too I think almost everyone should get to kill :3c

I would not want 2 meet him bc he can narrate shit into existence and that is terrifying. God blees. <3

THIS!!!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

the man the myth the reason why dark exists the reason why wil is the way he is etc. etc. etC.!!!!!!!!

he scares me. JEHWJDJFDJJSJFDIDISI. he's a huge jackass canonically and literally planned his death like What on god. But anyways!!! From a character standpoint he's so cOOL!!!!! like hello!!! literally did all that shit bc his wife cheated on him with his bestie iirc which WHAT the fuck <3. ok <3. Divorce exists but gO off dude!

So this is where shit gets... Less abt The Canon Character and more very biased sys-wise. Cuz our Actor is the funniest fuckign guy ever I think and I don't think he realizes it. Dude fucking exploded something in the headspace once and just said "Clown for the dount" before leaving front for 1-2 months straight and that lives rent free in our head forever.

Like. We all think he's gr8 here lmao he's helped us a lot so far with day to day shit. But he's also way fucking different than source!Actor is so ?? dhajKxjfjsn.

Anyways we would not want 2 meet source!Actor bc he'd probably also try to kill us <3. tl;dr he's a WONDERFUL villain and a well written character tbh. I want to canonically see Dark rip him 2 shreds.

:D so this uhhh. So this is 10000% system bias. Uhhhhhhhh. Ummmm.

I can't explain this one except I'm gay and literally our Google fictive is my bf in-sys LMFAO -Marvin✨

wait actually i Can explain a bit hold on.

I/we think people forget tht he's like. Mainly a hater. Dude popped into existence and was almost Immediately bitter about everything. He Is A Sarcastic Jackass. He Is Not A Helpful Man. He literally wants one thing and that is to destroy mankindJFJSKSKFJFKDJ

With that being said if canon!Google existed irl anywhere near us we r running away. He Would Kill Us. JSHSJDJFMFFJJDJSJF

[thelreads]

You know what, it’s 2021 in most of the earth right now, and since we’re still in the casual moment™, not to say the alcohol ingested while I hugged my dog throughout the night, I think I can allot to make a random, unprompted post about my family, more specifically my parents love story, because it’s so contrived and weird like a bad angsty romance that I still question them about it every now and again, including earlier today- no wait, yesterday(?).

See, I’m from a small town in the country, where one side of my family has been living pretty much since they arrived in this country (the ones that didn’t misspelled their names that is, the traitors...) and where the other side had arrived fairly recently.

It already starts as a cliche romance, as my mom had just transferred to my dad’s school, and ended up on his class. According to him, he instantly feel in love with her eye-straining pink sweater and 80′s hairstyle, so we kick-off with “love at first sight”.

Alright, two 15-16-years-old teens, friends for a long time before they started dating, yadda yadda, standard stuff... That’s usually where the following trope would be “the families disapproved”, but its quite the opposite, as my grandma liked my father so much that she pretty much said that if my mother ever broke up with him she would disowned. Amazing how with him being like, the 7th son-in-law she had in total he still ended up being the favorite.

Stuff happens, some years pass, they end up breaking up- that is, my mom breaks up with him because he wanted to get serious and she wasn’t ready for it. Angsty stuff, adds drama to the plot, although its completely ruined by our jokes over the matter: The breakup happened the day following easter, and my dad had brought a reaaally big, expensive gift for her, that, as me and my sister like to point out, she almost seemed to have waited for after he gave her the chocolate before breaking up with her.

They stay apart a few years, without seeing each other, what is really fucking odd when I stop to think about it, since the small is minuscule, you can’t walk more than five feet without seeing someone you know, AND the fact that my dad was best friends with pretty much all of her brothers, but I’ll try not to think about it too much, I’m a bit too dizzy for that right now. I know that after a while (non specified hoe long it was, but I’m betting at least a year) he started working at a nearby town, where he met someone else.

Now things get fucky in here... See, he met someone else, started dating, and according to what I was told by my “reliable sources”, it was pretty much an engagement in all but name. In the other side, my mom also had started dating again, and since some time had passed already in that front, she was actually already engaged to another person.

Both sides apart, oh, how would they even get back together? Simple, a deus ex machina from the universe itself. I don’t know which one of my witch aunts suggested it, but my mom went to see a old fortune teller, to ask about her future, and the woman told her a lot, including the part where she wouldn’t be happy with this person she was with, something along the lines of not being the right person.

She broke up her engagement because she saw that the woman seemed to know waaay too much for her to ignore. No, really, that’s what happened. A tarot deck was the fork in the road for her.

I’m still convinced that was my sister’s previous life, as it was so out of place and unexpected that there’s no way that it wasn’t her just making sure we’d be born one way or another.

Well, going back to my dad, that was in the marriage anniversary of his girlfriend/fiancee’ grandparents, when he heard the news about my mom having broken up with her current fiance. News apparently traveled fast back in the 90′s as he was in the next town over at the moment... Anyway, to make a long story short, he broke up with her, right there, in the middle of the party, and rushed back to my town.

You know, he insists that he only broke up with her because he didn’t wanted something that serious, even though as we previously mentioned, they were almsot engaged in all but the official ways, but that doesn’t fool us, we know he was only playing the long game, waiting for a moment to strike...

...And strike he did, as the following morning he was already in front of my grandmother’s house, waiting to talk with my mother again, what I assume was the first time in quite some time.

That was around 4-5 moths before they got married, if I recall correctly, and 9 months before evil being spawned into the world.

And that’s the incredibly weird and mildly infuriating story of how me and my sister are here right now. My god, I swear I’d be pretty pissed off I ever saw characters like this in a story, like really pissed off, but, it’s life, there’s not much I can say, I’d grumble about the actions if I saw that happening in television but I probably wouldn’t put down the OTP flag.

Huh, I probably skipped a lot of details there, like the other 2-3 kids my dad apparently had in the meantime, not to say I must’ve wrote a lot of stuff wrong without noticing, but my mind it’s getting a bit dizzy now, so I’ll allow this unnecessary sharing of my life to be the first post of the year.

Happy new Year everyone

Now, to sleep I go, probably to be really confused when I wake up and read this