#Solar the Trash Panda

[angelicdudles]

I think I finally managed to figure out the designs

[cutely-inserts-my-opinion]

okay im totally not planning any aus.... but if you had to make a list of all the tsams characters (from the main dimension, for now) and give them animals they could be based on personality and looks. .. please tell me PLEASE im stumped and include solar flare. for reasons

"And include solar flare" you think i was going to purposely leave him out?? We love solar flare in this house

Ehem- im bad at this but I can attempt. Time to give them fursonas-

(Help i had to get J to help me with this wjejshsnss)

Sun: dog? Or maybe ostrich idk random ostrich vibes

Moon: cat, or if were running with the bird theme, roadrunner or crow. Eccpecially crow- guys imagine Moon but he likes shiny things, Guys-

Nexus: wolf. Obviously.

Earth: goose. Duhhhhh

Lunar: turtle, idk he just has that vibe i have no explanation. Maybe a dove? Idk

Eclipse: fox. Or just a stray cat/dog. Oorrr some kind of big cat

Kc: panther

Bm: bats

Solar flare: Lion maybe? Cause the back ray things remind me of a mane. Or like- maybe, uhhhmm- a fox? Vixen vibes (I know he's a guy but stilll)

Creator: garbage. Or- idfk dolphins i hate those bitches-

Trash can man: okay chat I regret adding these two idfk

Gemini: owls maybe?

Dazzle: ... this may be crazy but-

Jack: Tasmanian devil? Random vibe. Ooooorrrrrrrr- uhm- I mean I cna see crows, I can see him liking shiny things like one maybe??

Monty: do- do I even need to say it-

and solar? You said main dimension but he's technically part of this dimension now: probably whatever Eclipse is since dimensions-? Or if for some reason they'd be different, theeennn- maybe a red panda? For opposable thumbs

[mint-moon25]

ITZY “BET ON ME” M/V @ITZY

DEAR - HARVARD - LAW

LET's - END - DOMESTIC

VIOLENCE - FASTER - IN

USA - WORLDWIDE - TOO

CALLING - THEM

LIBERTY - HOMES

WRITING - CHILDREN's - BOOKS

PEN - NAMES - MANY - LIKE YES

MANY - WRITERS

TITLE - 'A - GIRL - NAMED -

LIBERTY'

ANIMATED - STORY - FOR

CIHLDREN - A - REDHEAD

BASED - ON - 'PIPPI LONGSTOCKING' - USA

THUS - LIBERTY - HOMES

THERE - WILL - B - A - DAY

ALWAYS - FIRED - UNEMPLOYED

WON'T - B - ABLE - 2 - PAY THEIR

PROPERTY - TAXES - SO - THEN

HOMELESS - 'FOR - REALS'

THUS - MOSO - BAMBOO

LIKE - PODS

I - WILL - B - DESIGNING THIS

ALSO - 'LIBERTY - HOMES'

SW 2 ST - AND - SW 3 ST

SW NORTH RIVER DR - WHERE

I - AM - TAXPAYERS - PAY - FOR

SIDEWALKS - AND - THESE YES

HOMELESS - WITH - TENTS - FL

TRIED - 2 - MURDER - HARRASS

HURT - BADGER - 8TH - 'CRUEL

AND - UNUSUAL - PUNISHMENT

INFLICTED' - EVERY - 5 DAYS EA

MONTH - 2 - GET - MORE THAN

MINIMUM - WAGE - OVER - $150

THOUSAND - EACH - HUGE YES

WHITE - TRUCKS - WITH MIAMI

POLICE - EVERY - 7A - 2 - LET

THEM - KNOW - WILL - KILL

THEM - FINALLY - WITH YES

MIAMI - POLICE

HARVARD - LAW

SOS - SOS - SOS

THUS - WHAT - WE'RE - YES

CREATING - AND - WILL HAI

B - INTRODUCED - IN TOKYO

THOUGH - EXTREMELY HIGH

PAID - THEIR - YOUNG - MEN

AND - WOMEN - HAVE HUGE

BILLS - WHEN - FIRED - THEY'VE

KNIFED - THEIR - THROATS - AS

WOMEN - BILLS - CAN'T B PAID

WHY - TOKYO - HOTELS - R - SO

CHEAP - WHERE - I - HOMELESS

NOW - DELIVERED - BY SPECIAL

TRUCK - 2 - FLOORS

HDG - FREE - APP - 2 - APPLY

TONGUES - ONLY

SING - IN - TONGUES

2 FLOORS - MOSO - BAMBOO

WHITE - OUTSIDE - LIKE THE

PREVIOIUS - PHOTO - INSIDE

ALL - FURNITURE - BRAND

NEW - ALL - BAMBOO YES

MADE - SEE - THE - CUTEST

WHITE - SOFA - THIS - TIME

INSIDE - IT - MADE - OF YES

BAMBOO - THEN STRONGER

BUT - MINIATURE - THUS ITS

THIS - 2 - FLOORS - SO - ME

CAN - SEE - MIAMI - RIVER

LOT 17 - WILL - B - ISSUED

CRIMINAL - CHARGES FOR

NEVER - CLEANED - EVER

THEIR - PARKING - LOT AND

LOTS - OF - BROKEN - BEER

GLASSES - TRASH - THROWN

YET - THEY - CONTINUE - AS

PARKING - BY - PHONE

$1.49 - RESIDENTS - 1 HR

$0.70 - FOR - 30 MIN

YOU - GET - WHAT - U - PAID

FOR - THEREFORE - THEY

HAVE - 2 - SURRENDER THEIR

PARKING LOT 17

RED PANDA - FOOD - TRUCKS

24/7 - HOLIDAYS

GIGANTIC - NY - PIZZA

$1.00 - TAX - INCLUDED

0 CAL - SODAS - FRUIT

JUICES - $0.25

REMOVING - FENCES - BUT

SHOWING - MIAMI - RIVER

NO - MORE - PARKING BUT

TABLES - AND - 500 MPH

CAN - B - HANDLED - BY

SPECIAL - UMBRELLAS

CHANGING - FENCE - 2

WELL - ON - SIDEWALK

NEW - SIDEWALK - BY - YES

MACHINES - MOSO BAMBOO

INSTEAD - OF - UGLY - TREES

FLOODING - ABSORBED THEN

ON - NEW - SIDEWALK

LIBERTH - 2 FLOOR - HOMES

MINIATURE - HOUSES - YES

MADE - BY - MOSO BAMBOO

PAINTED - WHITE - AND YES

OTHER - COLORS - DEPENDING

WHAT - SIDEWALK - APP - WILL

TELL - U - DESIGN - CHOICES

EACH - 2 - FLOOR - HAS - YES

A - NAME - MINE - WILL - BE

'LIBERTY'

OTHERS - 'PURSUIT'

'HAPPY' - 'LIFE' - OTHERS

AN - ADDRESS - OBTAINED

BY - HARVARD - LAW - YES

LIKE - RV - DESIGNED - BUT

SOLAR - HOMES - SO - FREE

ELECTRICITY - BUT - WE'RE

RELEASING - WATER MAKER

2 PARTS - HYDROGEN OXYGEN

FOR - SHOWER - KITCHEN AND

TOILETS - AND - WHAT - COMES

OUT - EVAPORATED - SO - WITH

NO - WASTE - MINIATURE - YES

WHITE - SOFA - WHITE - WALLS

NON- BREAKABLE - WINDOWS

WE - SEE - OUT - NO ONE CAN

SEE - INSIDE - EDGE - HAS YES

CLEAR - BUT - SHADED INSIDE

SMALL - NOT - LONG - ADULT

AND - KIDS - SCOOTER - AND

IN - THERE - WHERE - THEY'VE

PLUGGED - 2 - RECHARG NEXT

2 - IT - USPS - MAILBOX - BUT

LOCKABLE - HUGE - INSIDE AS

2 - RECEIVE - MAGAZINES YES

PERFECT - AND - PACKAGES

INSIDE - WILL - SHOW - TRUE

ANIMATED - WHAT's - INSIDE

ONE - CLICK - APP - AND THE

LIKE - PC - WILL - SHOW THE

INSIDE - OF - MAILBOX USPS

SHOWER - BOTTOM - FLOOR

KITCHEN - BOOK CASE - AND

FULL - KITCHEN - OVEN AND

MICROWAVEABLE - SOUND

PROOFED - NON-FLAMMABLE

SPECIAL - SUBSTANCE PUT IN

MOSO - BAMBOO - SO - CAN'T

B - BURNT - BED - ABOVE NICE

SMALL - STAIRS - COMPUTER

ROOM - TOKYO - PROVIDING

WI FI - AND - GADGET - SO WE

HAVE - WI FI - EVERYWHERE

WE - GO - NO - MORE - PLANS

NEEDED - AND - WE - CAN

TRAVEL - WORLDWIDE YES

FREE - WI FI - ALL - OVER

THE - WORLD - ALSO - SO

NO - MORE - EXPENSE

FREE - 2 - FLOOR - YES

MINIATURE - HOUSES

MADE - BY - MOSO BAMBOO

ALL - MINIATURE - BUT - ALL

MADE - BY - MOSO BAMBOO

FULLY - FURNISHED - THIS IS

DELIVERED - BY - SPECIAL

TRUCK - AND - CAN HANDLE

500 MPH - WINDS - BETTER

THAN - TENT - WHERE THEY

KILL - OCCUPANTS - AND FL

STEAL - TENT - AND THINGS

DOOR - OPEN - 2 - THE SIDES

APP - 2 C - IN - FRONT - OF

DOOR - AND - PEOPLE ON

STREETS - HIDDEN CAMERA

THEN - U - CAN - GO - OUT

PREPARED - MORE - THAN

ENOUGH - SPACE - 4 - YES

WALKERS - THERE - DRIUNKS

2 - AND - FR - OF - THE WHARF

WE'RE - BUYING - THAT PLACE

BUYING - BOX VAULT - ALSO 2

RED - PANDA - INN - 2 - YES

CONTROL - SURROUNDINGS

BOOTING - OUT - THE OTHER

PARKING - SPACE - 4 - TRUE

EMPLOYEES - ONLY - YES - 2

THUS - WE - SOLVED - THE

200 MPH - WINDS - COMING

POLICE - LIKE - 2 - GIVE - TO

EMERGENCY - HOUSING

RELIGIOUS - ORGANIZATIONS

ILLEGAL - CAMERAS - 2 - SEE

GIRLS - WITHOUT - BRAS - AS

THEY - SLEEP - VIDEO - TRUE

VOYEARISM - AND - ILLEGAL

SEARCH - 2 - AND - FRO - YOU

MUST - B - THERE - B 4 - 6:30P

OR - HOMELESS - U - CAN'T

STAY - 8A - 4P - WEEKDAYS

U - CAN'T - HAVE - SHOWER

THOSE - TOILETS - 3 MEALS

DAILY - REAL - SMALL - AND

DON'T - ENCOURAGE - SHORTS

SLEEVELESS - RELIGIOUS

WEIRDOS - WHO - DON'T FEED

CATS - DOVES - BIRDS - MORE

WE'RE - CLOSING - MANY - IN

FUTURE - SHOWER - TOILETS

5 MIN - RELIGIOUS - PERVERTS

75 % - OF - INCOME - SSI - THAT

IS - ILLEGAL - MONEY - ORDERS

BLANK - REAL - ILLEGAL STUFF

SO - LIBERTY - MINIATURE

HOUSES - 2 FLOORS - THUS

NO - PROPERTY - TAXES BUT

EACH - HOUSE - HAS - A - YES

FOREVER - PERMIT - THERE

PROVIDED - BY - HARVARD

LAW - SO - WON'T - B - YES

BOTHERED - BY - ANYONE

3 EXITS - L AND R AND THE

FRONT - ALL - SIDEWAYS

HOW - OPENS - ALL FREE

WATER - ELECTRICITY THE

REFRIGERATOR - SOLAR &

WATER - MAKER - THUS NO

BILLS - INCLUDING - BUSINESS

RESIDENTIAL - PROPERTY TAX

SO - FREE - 2 - LIVE - THERE

YES - FOREVER - AND - TRUE

APPROVED - HEIRS - OF THE

PLACE - ALL - SPEAKS - IN

TONGJES - HDG - BANKS

HDG - LIBERTY - HOMES

HOMES - WITH - NAMES

LEGAL - ADDRESS GIVEN

USPS - LOCKED - MAILBOX

THEN WE - HAVE ADDRESS

HDG - WILL - PROVIDE FOR

KIA - TRAINING - 2 - GET - A

FLORIDA - TEXAS - DRIVER's

LICENSE - SO - WE - ALL YES

HAVE - ID - INCLUDES - WE

GIVE - FREE - US PASSPORTS

ALL - REQUIRED - INCLUDING

EYES - REGISTERED - WE GIVE

ALL - ID's - FREE - SSN - VOTER

NATURALIZED - ALL - ID - YES

WE - NOW - WILL - GIVE - FREE

REGISTER - INCLUDING - DEBIT

CREDIT - CARDS - STOLEN - WE

ISSUE - NEW - ONES - AND - WE

WILL - REGISTER - AGAIN - ALL

INFO - 4 - DIRECT - DEPOSITS

INCLUDING - SOCIAL SECURITY

SO - NEW - CHECKING - NEW

CARDS - EASY - PEASY - THUS

HARVARD - LAW - THIS - OUR

PROPOSAL - 2 - END - THESE

MURDERS - TORTURE - TRUE

ABUSE - OF - THE HOMELESS

I'M - HARRASSED - YELLED BY

MR KIM - MOST - LIKELY - HE's

NORTH - KOREAN - AN - OLD

PRUNE - PROSTITUTE - WHO

TOPLESS - 2 - GET - FOOD &

DRINKS - WHAT - A - WEIRDO

THUS - HARVARD - LAW

TOKYO - MALE - SCIENTISTS

CREATING - 2 FLOOR - TRUE

WONDER - 4 - DELI VERY - 2

50 STATES - AND - TOKYO

SEOUL - MAKATI - MANILA

TAX FREE - HONG KONG AS

PODS - DELIVERED - 2 - US

HARVARD - LAW

GIVE - LEGAL - PERMITS

WE - NEED - 2 - TALK YES

OUR - 2 FLOOR - FURNISHED

MINIATURE - HOUSES 4 THE

SIDEWALKS - NEW YORK - 2

WITHSTANDS - 500 MPH

WINDS - WILL - CLEAN THE

SNOW - SURROUNDING AND

ABOVE - AUTO - JESUS - YES

IS - LORD - HARVARD - GIVE

US - NEW - ADDRESS - ALSO

LOCKED - MAILBOX - 4 USPS

'IN - GOD - WE - TRUST' - YES

HARVARD - LAW - LET's TALK

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#5

You know what, eff people who are trashing the “my panda, my choice” line

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#4

OTIS IS FOR TRANS RIGHTS

AND SO IS HIS DAD

we love that for them and you cannot tell me that his dad, a very much male presenting character who thinks men are babies for crying, was not assigned female at birth. ONLY FEMALE CATTLE HAVE UTTERS.

Otis is a trans icon and I love him all the more for it.

65 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

#3

THANK YOU SO MUCH @lookitsstevie FOR LETTING ME POST THIS MYSELF SO THAT YOU CAN REBLOG!!!

about the piece

Is a pixelated recreation of this piece

My absolute favorite piece from lookitsstevie

Took about a half hour

I had to color in the white as well (I didn’t mind)

Here is the time lapse

The “pause” at the beginning is me coloring in the white

Thank you again so much for letting me post this! Means a lot and would love to do more pixelated recreations of your art in the future.

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#2

In other news *shuffles papers* the try guys are trending right now on twitter for *look down at papers* this can’t be right- ned fulmer cheating on his wife, ariel. *looks down at papers again* with an employee?!?! *checks 2022 bingo card* does anyone have bingo yet?

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[bittersweetbiscotti]

I actually really like the old Awoken lore better. The one where it was basically a large number of humans fled during the Collapse to the edge of the solar system, mutated into Awoken. Sort of the same, except the Distributary never happened. The Darkness just kinda mutated them because of their proximity to it. Maybe they even thought the Darkness could save them. And then they all waffled around the Reef for centuries ever since, living in abandoned ships and pirating the Fallen... and maybe sometimes Guardians. 

At least this was the impression I got when playing vanilla D1.

The Dreaming City... but it’s all made up of shells of great spaceships and broken fleets meticulously constructed into functioning buildings and homes. Like the Awoken are still space trash pandas but at least they acknowledge it. This is their pile of space junk and cosmic clack-clack rocks, stay out.

And then the Spider comes along to the Tangled Shore and that becomes a whole ass thing. Maybe an uneasy alliance because Mara sees some benefit in working with House Spider, but it’s an alliance that can turn deadly at any moment. 

[birbleafs]

[fic] It’s A Matter Of (In)Convenience

Series: Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan || The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Rating: T Genre: Humour, Breaking The Fourth Wall Character(s): Saiki Kusuo, Aiura Mikoto, Toritsuka Reita, Kaidou Shun, Kuboyasu Aren, Nendou Riki, Yumehara Chiyo, Teruhashi Kokomi Warnings: None, save for canon-typical shenanigans Summary: Saiki Kusuo’s plan for a quiet Sunday spent shopping for desserts in an ordinary konbini is thrown into disarray when he runs into several… inconveniences, much to his dismay. A/N: I've been re-reading/re-watching Saiki K. during this quarantine period and I haven't laughed this hard since I was into Gintama. This series has given me so much ridiculous joy, it’s great for helping keep anxiety and existential despair at bay lol. Fic can also be read on AO3

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Saiki Kusuo could not say he dislikes commuting by public train but he’s not particularly a fan of it either. After all, it’s exceedingly more troublesome and vexing for someone like him, encumbered with psychic abilities beyond human comprehension. He’s unable to switch off his telepathy at will, so it’s no small feat being stuck in a packed cabin and trying to filter out the cacophonous thoughts of fifty-odd passengers buzzing incessantly in his mind throughout the long ride to the next town. Distance isn’t an issue today, however. Not that it had ever been an issue, mind you—he could teleport to almost any location he so wished. But Kusuo had long since mastered inconspicuousness into an art form, and teleporting to his destination and appearing seemingly out of thin air in the middle of a packed convenience store was sure to draw unwanted attention to himself. No, it’s not worth the risk, even for such a coveted goal at the end of his journey. Besides, Kusuo is a man of principle, one who does not easily succumb to using his powers for self-interest. He will do this the ordinary, pedestrian way.

In any case, travelling out of Hidariwakibara-chō to neighbouring Tonari Machi on a random Sunday morning would also mean the chances of him running into certain... inconveniences are very nearly zero. Forty-five minutes and twelve stops later, Kusuo beams in quiet triumph as he walks past the automatic sliding doors and into the aforementioned convenience store, barely registering the musical jiggle over the speakers. He steps through the sparse crowd, pausing midway through the snack and desserts aisle when he finally catches sight of the neat row of orange boxes with silver trimmings on the top shelf. Kusuo allows himself a tiny grin as he reaches for a box, eyes bright with anticipation as he gazes upon its wondrous contents—three cups of chocolate brownie and cherry parfait, infused with coffee jelly and topped with dollops of luscious cream and cinnamon sprinkles. A simple but unmatched delicacy right here in this nondescript konbini, he thinks, savouring the glorious moment a little longer. Still, as fate would have it, he would be reminded in less than ten seconds that his life is but an unfortunate series of daily disasters, and his current reprieve short-lived. And it comes in the form of a young woman who had waltzed through the crowd and is now latching onto his arm with garishly pink manicured nails, her wavy blonde hair already casting a dark cloud over Kusuo’s face. Aiura Mikoto, resident soothsayer and trendsetter gal. Inconvenience No. 1. Ah. So it begins. “Wassup, Kusuo!” Aiura chirps a little too brightly. Already two or three mob characters in the konbini are throwing scandalized looks their way, but to Aiura they’re nothing but background scenery and lazily drawn silhouettes. “Who woulda thunk we’d meet here like this? It must totes be our destiny as soul mates, fer sure!” Isn’t it more because someone is totes a stalker? Kusuo deadpans telepathically her way, even as he makes no real attempt to avoid Aiura’s smothering embrace. Instead, he fixes her with a stare as blank as stone canvas. This is an invasion of privacy. Also, what’s with the meta observation in the previous paragraph? Stop messing with the readers like that. “Man, you sure are a ray of sunshine sometimes,” Aiura pouts, before she breaks into a giggle and relents. She unlatches herself from him, putting some distance between them. “Anyway, can’t your BFF like, just accidentally bump into you while shopping for the same box of snacks you no doubt travelled all the way out here for?” So you admit you really are a stalker then, Kusuo counters drily, only to frown again at the sudden creeping presence of another aura. He feels the weight of another arm draping carelessly over his shoulder, followed by the brusque yapping of an over-eager and desperate hot-blooded young male in his ears. “Yooo, Saiki-san! What a coincidence!” Toritsuka Reita, the spirit medium and an exemplary specimen of the most depraved life-form, the lecherous scum. Also known as Inconvenience No. 2. Saiki Kusuo, a man most unfortunate, lets out a weary sigh. “I see you’ve got that accusatory glare painted all over your face.” Toritsuka wags an annoying finger before Kusuo. “Now, now. Before you also accuse me of stalking, Mister Doom and Gloom, let me just say that I’m only here for one thing.” He flicks a furtive glance towards a discreet corner of the magazine section. The shelves are filled with magazines wrapped in plastic, large R-18 stickers plastered across the covers and over the spines much like indecent warning signs. Toritsuka dabs towards the third shelf, waving a mini poster at both Kusuo and Aiura, and this sentence then abruptly proceeds to describe the close-up of said poster—a particularly titillating centre spread featuring a curvaceous model’s skimpily clad... assets. “Surely there’s no better reason to be here now than for the special compilation of EROmag’s Greatest Upskirts And Panty-shots Of The Month!” Toritsuka exclaims, echoing the thoughts of all resident perverts. “Ugh, grody to the max,” Aiura says, lips curled in utter revulsion. For once, the stars are aligned and Kusuo finds himself wholeheartedly agreeing with her sentiment. Before he can get a retort in edgewise however, he’s unceremoniously tugged closer into Toritsuka’s one-armed embrace, who then proceeds to thump a hand over Kusuo’s chest in a grand show of obnoxious male posturing and solidarity. “You women will never understand,” Toritsuka counters with an ingratiating smirk. “But Saiki-san and I, we’re bosom buddies, connoisseurs of refined aesthetics. Together, we’ll finally gaze upon those heavenly lace panti—A-ACKK!!” He hacks up a lung just as Kusuo nonchalantly drives a sharp elbow right into his solar plexus, causing him to stagger backwards onto the floor. Bosom buddies? Kusuo echoes ominously, glaring daggers at the pathetic writhing form before him. Pretty sure that ridiculous thump you just pulled is both an outrage and insult of my modesty. Hey, can I call the police? I’m calling the police. Aiura nods at that, lips curved into a Cheshire grin and looking extremely pleased with herself as though she’s the one to suggest calling the cops. “Delusional sleazebags should just crawl back into the garbage bin where they belong. Like the skeevy trash panda that they are, right Kusuo?” “Who are you calling delusional, huh?!” Toritsuka snaps, jumping back to his feet. “I’ll have you know that Saiki-san and I have been nothing but the most loyal, the tightest of all bosom buddies—” Refer to me as your bosom buddy again and I’ll crush your windpipe, Kusuo interjects without missing a beat, and the EROmag poster in Toritsuka’s hand spontaneously combusts into flames. “Argh, not the panties!!” Toritsuka yelps, watching in despair as the poster shrivels up in the blaze, only to catch sight of the eerie, voidless depths of Kusuo’s inscrutable gaze. The spirit medium pales at the split-second reminder of his fleeting mortality, sweat dripping down his nape as he carefully backs away from the precarious jaws of death. “B-B-Bros! I-I meant that we’re the best kind of bro-some buddies, ahahaha! T-That is to say, brotherly and wholesome—R-right, Saiki-san? So don’t get all conceited just because you’ve got big knockers, Tits McGee!!” “Pfft, brotherly and wholesome? As if!” Aiura scoffs, unimpressed. “You’re about as wholesome as your d*ck aura and a college frat boy’s porno stash. Just admit you ain’t nothing but a tiresome anime trope!” “Look who’s talking, Miss Fanservice. This is a wholesome shounen series, so how about you take those bazongas back to Hooters where they belong!” “Haaah? You looking for a fight, you raunchy racoon?!” “Bring it on then!” Kusuo scowls at the petty squabbling, exasperated at how easily his quiet Sunday was already going awry, much like the metaphorical train wreck poised for a manic spiral off its rails. He decides to take his leave then from the two inconveniences bickering loudly, making his way towards the self-checkout station near the entrance. He pays for his items, stealthily packing them away with a subtle flick of his psychokinesis, and is only a few paces away from complete freedom at last when the generic musical jingle blares from the speakers overhead. “♪~Welcome to F☆mily Mart Konbini, We Guarantee 99.9% Shopping Satisfaction! It’s A Matter of Convenience~! ♪” Kusuo frowns at the jingle. Why is it only 99.9% satisfaction? And really, a matter of convenience? Not when he’d already run into two inconveniences in a row and all in a convenience store. Is God conspiring with the universe and pulling a sick prank on him right now? What a horrible sense of humour. The automatic doors at the entrance slide wide open then, and in saunter three terribly familiar faces—Kaidou Shun, Kuboyasu Aren, and Nendou Riki. Inconvenience No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5 respectively. “What did I tell you, Aren? Not only did we manage to beat traffic, but this unexpected change in my Sunday routine would’ve thrown a wrench into Dark Reunion’s plans of attempted kidnapping. Too bad I, The Jet-Black Wing, am always several steps ahead. Heh.” “Uhmm, yeah I guess… Hey, Shun, look! There isn’t a queue for the limited edition Ginta-Man figurine raffle tickets here at all. Good thing you insisted we meet at the crack of dawn—Tch, Nendou, don’t dawdle around and block the entrance like that! What’re you looking at anyway?” “Oh? I thought I saw my pal just a few seconds ago...” “Huh, Saiki’s here too-?! Oh, you mean that. Don’t be daft, Nendou, that’s just a cardboard cut-out of that kiddie hero show, Cyborg Cider-man Mark II.” Seriously?? Kusuo curses irritably as he dives inconspicuously out of sight from the passing trio, right into the bath and shampoo aisle. It’s just been a series of inconveniences one after another this morning, the metaphorical train wreck already hurtling itself past the edge of no return. Good grief, what a pain. May as well have the rest of the cast show up next— Another cheesy musical jingle, another swoosh of the sliding doors, and— “Waahh, it’s really you, Kaidou-kun!” “Hello, what a nice surprise to run into everyone here.” “Oh, hey there, Yumehara and... Offu~! T-T-Teruhashi-san?!” Saiki Kusuo, ever the suffering protagonist, drags a hand over his face. See? God hates him. Two aisles over, he can still hear Aiura and Toritsuka’s voices drifting over: “Man, I’m sick of looking at your pervy mug. C’mon, Kusuo, let’s ditch this loser—Huh, where did you run off to, Kusuo?!” “Your petty squawking has given us all an earache and must’ve driven Saiki-san off as well!” Oi, oi, Kusuo flinches inwardly, seized by a helpless fear of watching his quiet Sunday careening off the cliff and further away from his grasp. Quit yelling out my name like that and throwing me to the wolves already! Too late. At the mention of Kusuo’s name, Nendou cranes his neck 270 degrees Exorcist-style like a hideously monstrous owl and rushes over to Toritsuka’s side. “Oh! Did you just say my pal is here?!” he exclaims happily, shaking Toritsuka by the shoulders like a dog shaking an unfortunate chew toy. “I knew I’d seen him when we walked in earlier!” Not to be outdone by Nendou, Teruhashi also leaps forward before Aiura with none of her previous composure, her unblemished, porcelain visage now dusted with a hint of rose, a conflicted mix of perplexity and (envious) shock pooling in her angelic eyes. “D-Did you say ‘Saiki’?! H-Hey, Aiura-san, you did say ‘Saiki’ and not actually ‘Kusuo’, right? M-My, I must have misheard things, right? R-Right?!” “What the heck is going on? Is Saiki really here?” Anxious, Kusuo grits his teeth at the growing clamour as his friends converge from all corners of the store towards the aisle where he’d been forced to hide. Guess there’s no avoiding it after all, he frets despairingly, and in less than a nanosecond, teleports unnoticed from the konbini to an empty street outside. Kusuo sighs, relieved to have finally escaped. Minor inconveniences aside, perhaps a quiet Sunday spent savouring chocolate brownie and cherry parfait in the comfort of his home isn’t beyond his reach yet. What? Didn’t he just use his powers for self-interest to teleport out of a sticky situation? Foolish readers, that was for self-preservation and completely acceptable, of course. He holds his shopping bag close, pleased that he’d managed to avoid a disaster, and begins to walk down the street—only to freeze mid-step when he feels a sudden splitting headache jolt through him… A flash of images appears: Aiura and Toritsuka crouching in fear together, Kuboyasu bracing his bleeding arm, Kaidou screaming shrilly as he shields Yumehara and Teruhashi from a masked man brandishing a gun, Nendou digging his nose with his pinky—That’s just disgusting, no one wants to see that, stop it!! The vision finally ends, and Kusuo lifts a hand to his face, massaging his temple to clear the precognitive fog from his mind. An armed robbery, huh. He lets out another resigned sigh. Good grief—What a pain, Saiki ‘I-don’t-(but I actually really do)-care-about-my-friends’ Kusuo mutters internally in annoyance, even as he yeets himself head-first into other people’s business and right back into the convenience store to stop a future robbery. Still he smiles, eyes soft with perhaps the slightest flicker of affection for this dysfunctional bunch of people in his disastrous life. Someone has to protect them and save the day, after all.

  –End–

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Can you please PLEASE publish everyone’s nicknames? They made me laugh so hard and I’d love to have them all in a post!!!

Spinosaurus: Sailback of the Sahara

Sinosauropteryx: The Red Panda of the Cretaceous

Carnotaurus: The Meat Bull

Stenonychosaurus: The Overhyped Gifted Kid with Anxiety

Therizinosaurus: The Giant Claw

Yutyrannus: The Fuzzlord

Dilophosaurus: Eternal Lord of the Dead

Archaeopteryx: Kaiser of the Skies

Yi: Actual Dragon

Allosaurus: Lion of the Jurassic

Tyrannosaurus: King of the Dinosaurs

Baryonyx: The Great British Baker

Oviraptor: The Sand Guardian

Deinonychus: Bird Dog

Deinocheirus: Duck Satan

Microraptor: Shadow in the Night

Diplodocus: The Phantom Lord

Saturnalia: Consul of Rome

Eoraptor: President for Life

Alamosaurus: Texas Incarnate

Camarasaurus: The Beefy Boy

Brontosaurus: God of Thunder

Sauroposeidon: Fucking Sauroposeidon

Saltasaurus: Captain of This Fine Ship

Herrerasaurus: The Electric Eviscerator

Plateosaurus: The Wretched One

Argentinosaurus: King of Kings

Vulcanodon: The One Born of Fire

Giraffatitan: Lord of the Wastelands

Pantydraco: Chaos Lord

Dreadnoughtus: The One Who Fears Nothing

Kiwi: Potato with Legs and a Beak

Great Blue Heron: Superbird

Cassowary: Bird Murderer

Dodo: Immortal in All Our Hearts

Peregrine Falcon: Show Me Your Moves

Hoatzin: The Trash Man

Harpy Eagle: Demon of the Skies

Pigeon: Eternal Survivor

Snowy Owl: Wizard of the North

Chicken: Linchpin of Human Society

Kakapo: The Ultimate Lifeform

Barn Owl: The Fallen Angel

African Grey Parrot: The Mastermind

Secretary Bird: The Fabulous Kickboxer

Atlantic Puffin: Everyone’s Little Brother

Bearded Vulture: The One Who Eats Bones

Iguanodon: The OG

Borealopelta: The Revelator

Triceratops: Knight of Might and Right

Edmontosaurus: The Juggernaut

Stegosaurus: Solar-Powered King of the Desert

Styracosaurus: Impaler from Up North

Psittacosaurus: The Fearless Leader

Diabloceratops: The One Born from Beneath

Protoceratops: Guardian of Justice

Kulindadromeus: Fluff Emperor

Draconyx: Beast of the Heavens

Pachycephalosaurus: The One and Only King of Assyria

Heterodontosaurus: Redeemer of Fish

Ankylosaurus: The Unstoppable

Kentrosaurus: The One Who Knocks

Parasaurolophus: Harbinger of Doom

[junispearls]

Evolution meant that in some way or another, the world, and by extension, the animals, will change. It is not by choice, but by necessity.

Humans left Earth 8000 years ago, taking their knowledge, their innovations, and their evolution, to other planets, setting up a universal continent that is slowly expanding by the day.

"Earth is out of resources-" they loaded up the ship with haste, a tremble in their hands, every move with a purpose, urgency flooding their eyes, "-we'll die even faster staying here, there's no other option," and they were right.

Humans watched as Earth was slowly engulfed by rising tides, the water reclaiming the ground it lost to evolution billions of years ago, before only small islands littered the blue sphere. And then they stopped caring, stopped observing, stopped analyzing.

"Evolution has always meant for us to explore the stars! We didn't have a choice, Mother Nature forced us to change." And so they got to work. They colonized planets, used its resources to make serums that cheat death, and created new life.

8000 years have passed, Utopia has been achieved. All of the planets in the Solar System have been turned into something akin of continents, all except Earth. Humans are naturally greedy, even if they have it all, they want more.

They started watching Mother Nature again 2000 years ago. They noticed its change, the sudden decrease in the height of the water gave way to the sight of their former work covered in seaweed, corals, and moss.

In a week, humanity will step on Earth again for the first time in Millenniums. Whatever they saw, they were ready for.

Except, when the group of 'Chosen Ones' stepped on wet grass, instead of barren fields of grass, they found raccoons in a war. The trash panda's donned armor made of iron and deadly weaponry. Evolution forces everything to change, raccoons just so happened to take inspiration from humans.

The raccoons were quick to stop their war and look in awe, they haven't seen anything that looked so divine before. 'These, these are the Gods our ancestors talked about!' Tiny paws scrambled to bow and give offerings, and so humanity found themselves as the new rulers of a land they once molded in their will, watching a new species imitate and recreate the same acts they once learned in history, all those millenniums ago.

note: i didnt mean to write this long oops

It’s been 8,000 years since the last human has set foot on earth, now an expedition is setting down on the surface to find that raccoons have reached the iron age, with legends of the old gods….us

[spywriter27]

My friends mom has an amazon addiction and when she buys too much she sends it all to me because my kids will use/destroy anything she sends our way. We got a package from her today and honestly

I think Trash Pandas is probably my new favorite card game

that is all

also she sent me a solar powered battery pack and it’s awesome

[surveysonfleek]

1212.

Medical How many surgeries have you had?  one. Do you have a doctor that you see regularly? not really. i always go to the same place but get a different doctor every time. Do you have health insurance?  yes. What are some medical issues you’re currently dealing with?   anxiety for the most part. Why did you last take pain medication?  last week. 

Biological What physical traits have you inherited from your father?   our faces look quite similar. same skin tone.

How about your mother?   same eyes, hands, body type. Do you have any children?   nope. What are your parents’ names?   rather not say. What personality traits do you wish your children would inherit from you?   my sense of humour, strength, independence. 

Geographical Where are you, right now?   my room. What country were you born in?   australia. Where were you raised for most of your life?   sydney. What parts of the world are your ancestors from?   mostly from the philippines. my great grandfather was 100% chinese. there’s word we have spanish blood but no concrete proof. What’s the closest major city to your hometown?   sydney.

Zoological What is your favorite animal?   pandas and dogs. Do you have any pets, and if so, what kind and what are their names?   one dog named sky. Have you ever had a strange pet, outside of the normal animals people keep?   nope. i’ve only had birds, fish, a rabbit and dog. When was the last time you went to the zoo?   earlier this year. What’s the last wild animal you’ve seen in person?   a bird probably.

Psychological Do you have any mental disorders?   none that have been officially diagnosed.  Do you take anti-depressants or anti-anxiety meds?   nope. When is the last time you saw a therapist or psychologist?   i never have. What do you tend to think about the most, throughout the day?   anything. usually my plans throughout the day or week. Would you consider yourself paranoid or delusional?   very paranoid.

Astrological Do you believe in astrology?   nope. What is your star sign?   sagittarius. When’s the last time you read a horoscope and it actually came true?   haha never? it’ll always ‘relate’ to me but when i read other signs you can relate to them too. What are your best friends’ signs?   gemini and a lot of scorpios. Do you think people act differently when there’s a full moon?   haha no.

Physical Would you consider yourself to be in shape?   not at all. When’s the last time you went for a walk or went jogging?   hmm i don’t remember bahaha. maybe a week ago. What is your favorite work out?   walking without realizing i’m walking lol. How many times have you had sex in the past month?   under 10 i think? Do you play any sports?   nope.

Environmental Do you recycle?   yes. Do you drive an electric car?   no. What are your opinions on global warming?   pretty sad. i feel like there needs to be more awareness. Does your country use solar energy or wind power at all?   i think so. What do you do to make the world around you more environmentally friendly?   throw my trash in the bin and recycle.

[angelicdudles]

I love an excuse to draw a shitty moped

[sammyblais9]

Ok so, here's a run down on interesting Minor league teams for the NHL and MLB.

1. Rocket City Trash Pandas. Located in Rocket City Madison, Alabama. They are the double-A affiliate of the Los Angelas Angels.

2. New Orleans Baby Cakes. This team was relocated and renamed the Wichita Wind Surge. They were the Triple-A affiliate of the Miami Marlins.

3. Orlando Solar Bears. Just look at that logo. Just look at that name. They are the ECHL affiliate of the Tampa Bay lightning.

4 Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. Just the name of the city. Class A affiliate for the Dodgers.

5. Gone but not forgotten my beloved San Antonio Rampage they were taken from us by the Golden Knights. They were the Blues AHL affiliate but now we have the Thunderbirds. They had a alternate jersey and team name for Día de los Muertos called the San Antonio Chimuelos (Meaning toothless).

6. Rocky Mountain Vibes. Just look at this funky dude, he's just vibin'. The rookie affiliate for the Brewers.

7. The Norwich Sea Unicorns. Class A affiliate for the Detroit Tigers.

[sickrey3]

I was tagged by @barba-booty as one of 20 followers she’d like to get to know better. :)

1)Name/Nickname: Rey, lolo, Lauren

2) Gender: NB

3) Star Sign: gemini

4) Height: 6′

5) Hogwarts House: (Rin, what is up with you and harry potter?) Hufflepuff

6) Favorite Animal: Panda

7) Hours of Sleep: between 4-6 on avrg

8) Dogs or Cats: yes, but i own a cat

9) Number of Blankets: 1 duvet 

10) Dream Trip: New York, I have never felt so accepted by a society than when i went to New york. well New Orleans was good but its no NY

11) Dream job: im not sure, I would love to see what its like to be a Lawyer probably a foly operator 

12) Time: 1:57 am

13) Birthday: June 10

14) Favorite Bands: Modest mouse, Matt and Kim, Wu-Tang

15) Favorite Solo Artist: Harry Connick Jr

16) Song Stuck In My Head: my girl doesnt do much talkin’ dances even when shes walking. I dont know the name but bugs bunny sings it

17) Last Movie I Watched: the last dragon

18) Last Show I Watched: Mr. Robot

19) When I Created My Blog: I dont know when, to be honest I was sick at the time and didn’t know I made one

20) What I Post/Reblog: what ever im watching  at the time, skateboarding, wight lifting, trash.

21) Last Thing I Googled: can a solar pannel be fooled

22) Other Blogs: @laurenswinterwonderland  @laurensfall

23) Getting Asks: I dont, but its good

24) Why I Chose My URL: I dont remember, but im guessing it had to do with one of my fave charaters Sickboy and me

25) Following: where do I find this?

26) Followers: im not sure if i were to guess id say like 50, but how can you tell who is a robot?

27) Lucky Number: #3, im the third born out of 7

28) Favorite Instrument: to play? guitar or piano/ to hear prob the trumpet​ or sax maybe sitar of mass destruction goku 

29) What I’m Wearing: I’m currently getting ready for work so wife beater and shorts, toothbrush in hand

30) 90 degrees?

31) Nationality: American

32) Favorite Song: Daylight by matt and kim

33) Last Book I Read: Crazy Salad by Ephron, Nora (im not done)

34) Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like to Join: SPN, merlin, any time travel show

I’m tagging: @silentevil77    @dripalongdaffy   @you-look-a-bit-evil  @nairobiwonders @joaneuglassiawatson @joanws whoever else wants to do it. Sorry if you’ve been tagged already. ;-;

[mint-moon25]

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4 - MILITARY - NUCLEAR US -

BOMBS - MIAMI - FLORIDA -

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OFF - LOTION - 2 HRS - YES -

REPELS - MOSQUITOS - WE -

ARE - BUYING - MAKATI -

MINDORO - ISLAND WE -

SPRAY - ENDING THESE -

MOSQUITOS - 4 - GOOD -

BIBLE - 'LEADERS - NOT -

FOLLOWERS - OF - YES -

NATIONS' - FUTURE ALL -

MALLS - SOLAR - CHAIRS -

TABLES - MUST PROVIDE -

ELECTRICITY - APPS - TO -

GIVE - REASON - 4 PRICE -

SOLAR - BLDGS - WILL -

GIVE - AREA - LLC - CO -

TIME - ELEMENT - THE -

DISOBEDIENCE - YES WE -

DISAPPEAR - BLDGS - NO -

SOUND - FOOD - TRUCKS -

REQUIRED - THEN WHEN -

THEY - DISOBEY - WE'LL -

PROVIDE - MIAMI BEACH -

TRASH - CANS - MANY -

BOOTHS - 2 - RENT THE -

CABANAS - SEATS - AND -

UMBRELLAS - WITH THE -

LACK - OF - CLOTHES GO -

2 - EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS

NEXT - 2 - BOARDWALK - THUS

LEGAL - PERMIT - BOOTHS FOR

NY - GIGANTIC PIZZA - $1.00 -

INCLUDES - 0 CAL - SODAS & -

FRUIT - JUICES - $0.25 TAXED -

PRETTY - MALE - FEMALE -

RESTROOMS - LEGAL YES -

PERMIT - MIAMI - BEACH -

RED PANDA

NY - PIZZA

BOOTHS - MASCOT

RED - PANDAS YES

RED - PANDA

ANIMATED

RESTROOMS

BOYS - GIRLS

RED - PANDA

SHOWERS - $0.25

30 MIN - HUGE MIRRORS

NON - BREAKABLE - HAS

SHAMPOO CONDITIONER

SHOWER - GEL - TOWELS

BLOW - DRYER - ADD $0.25

MAX - 1 HR - WAIT - 30 MIN

NO ONE - $0.25 - AGAIN &

MAX - 1 HR - AGAIN - $0.25

WOMEN - BLEED INCLUDES

BEST - HAIR - REMOVER

ELECTRONIC - CAN'T - B

STOLEN - REMOVES THE

FACE - HAIR - LEGS ARMS

BIKINI - ALL - HAIR BELOW

WAIST - INCLUDES - HAIR

SHEERS - CUTS - HAIR - 2

ALL - FEMALES - NEEDS

MEN - SHAVER GREAT IT

GOES - DEEP - INCLUDES

GLADE - MEN - WHAT ME

USES - CLEAR DEODORANT

ANTI-BACTERIAL - AS - YOU

NOTICED - TAX PAID - YOUR

LOCAL - POLICE - FRONT A

RECORDER - AS - TAX PAYERS

'ANYTHING - U SAY - WILL - BE

HELD - AGAINST - U' - WHY WE

R - REMOVING - COURTHOUSE

OVER - $50 BILLION RELEASED

INDEPENDENT - DEMOCRATIC

PARTY - 50 STATES

18 - AND - OLDER

FAMILIES

REGISTER - WHOLE FAMILY

WELCOME - INTRO

TONGUES - $500 BILLION

TAX - PAID

WHOLE - FAMILY - ADOPT

SING - TONGUES - SAME

ANOTHER - $500 BILLION

FREE - APP - 4 - FAMILY

REGISTER - 4 - PARTY

18 AND OLDER

$500 BILLION - EACH

NON-FLAMMABLE - VOTER

CARD - HAS - LISTED CARDS

SPONSORS - VISA MC AMEX

DISCOVER - JCBC - DINNERS

APPLE - GOOGLE PAY MORE

NO - FEE - BOTH - DEBIT AND

NO - FEE - CREDIT - CARD - 2

ACCEPT GET - $500 BILLION

18 AND OLDER - 50 STATES

REST - OF - FAMILY

KIDS - DEMOCRAT - FAMILY

SAME - NON-FLAMMABLE

SAME - CARDS - PAYS

TEENS - DEMOCRAT FAMILY

ACCEPTING - $500 BILLION

EACH - FAMILY - MEMBER

VOTERS - FAMILY - APP

FREE - VISIBLE LIE DETECT

DETECTS - YOUR HEART US

BEAT - WHEN - U R - TALK'G

U - WILL - KNOW - PERSON

COMMITED - PERJURY

AUTO - SUBMITS 2 AN

ONLINE - COURT - 24/7

PROCESS - PERJURY 4

SMARTPHONE - BASIC

ONLINE - COURT - WILL

DISPLAY - LAWS VIOLATED

PER - CONVERSATION YES

AUTO - SENT - ALREADY 4

ALL - FINES - FUTURE -

LOITERING

SMOKING

$250, 000

BUT - BANCRUPTCY - APP

24/7 - APPLY - UNLIMITED

ALL - AGES - KIDS - WORK

THUS - FINES - WAVED

8TH - CRUEL PUNISHMENT

YES - 2 - STOP - CRIMES - 2

FUTURE - NO PRISON -

CLOTHES - NOT 4 TAX -

STATE - DEPRIVED OF -

PROPERTY - 14TH - MILLIONS

TAX - MONEY - BACK

POLICE - JUDGES - LYING

ABOUT - LAWS - ROBBERY

FUTURE - APP - SAYS THE

MPH - SPEEDING MAKING

LEGAL - BUT LISTED WILL

CHANGE - 2 JUST PROTECT

TIRES - BRAKES - SAVE - U

FUEL - BETTER - FUTURE 4

ALL - 'IN GOD - WE - TRUST'