#Snk Levi

[lucysarah-c]

Cuts That Didn't Make It to Ch. 8

"He's so dumb."

Y/N gasped, scooping up the cat and covering his ears. "Don't say that to him! He might develop self-esteem issues."

Levi rolled his eyes. "It's a cat… an old cat. He's not going to develop anything."

"Don't say that to our child!" she insisted.

"Our?"

"I can't believe it," she huffed, turning away. "Men never take responsibility. I'm taking the baby!"

"Better for me."

—

Lying on his back, belly exposed like a fluffy white cloud, Clauws opened his mouth wide, trying to catch the stick Hange was swiping too fast for him to follow. After a few failed attempts, he just lay there, mouth open, pupils blown wide in confusion.

"Hehehe, he's a cutie," the commander chuckled, kneeling beside the cat.

"He's kinda stupid," Levi muttered again, watching the cat completely fail to catch the stick.

"Did you know that cats have the cognitive abilities of a two- to three-year-old toddler?"

A brief silence.

"Are you telling me I've been calling a three-year-old toddler fat, stupid, and adopted?"

"Why would you even say that to a cat?"

The fresh stink of fish from the kitchen filled Levi’s office as he squatted down next to the animal, scratching behind his ears while the cat purred, savoring the treat.

"Sorry, buddy…" Levi sighed. "You're fat and adopted, but I meant it nicely."He paused, rubbing the cat’s head. "If it makes you feel better, at least someone wanted you. I was just abandoned."

[acmeangel]

♡ Levi Ackerman, they could never make me think you’re cruel, heartless, and emotionless.

[zerfucks]

i 🫶🏻 levi fanart

raw and rough

next question

[leviismybby]

Not many people talk about Levi and his empathy, it needs to be talked about more...

[kirimachi]

Levihan

[starshower1215]

This is hilarious.

similar actions and expressions done by levi and hange 🗿🗿9

Same hairstyles

[abiatackerman]

Levi: Everyone gets mad and scared at me easily, except you. Why?

Y/n: I choose not to.

Levi: Even when I'm being rude and intimidating to you?

Y/N: That's actually hot when you're being like that... Why would I get mad? I want you to curse me and step on--

Levi: (stopping you) You need mental therapy.

(I mean don't we all need that? Lol)

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[alizha]

𝗅𝖾𝗏𝗂 | 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗇𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝟣 (𝟥/𝟦)

[ackerpenguin]

Petra Ral is the OG Levi super-fan.

In her first conversation with Eren, Petra *only* talks about Levi. She doesn’t even wait to be prompted, she just jumps right in. How long had this poor woman been waiting for the chance to rhapsodize about her man?

Petra in S1E15: “Captain Levi is small, short-tempered, crude, violent, and unapproachable. I’m also madly in love with him. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, Eren!” 🥰

Petra, at all times:

[alebrasil0101]

Cute chibi Captain Levi Ackerman

[ackerink]

the newest member of levi's original squad is a titan shifter

[lucysarah-c]

Need more teaaaa, need more Leviii

I’m just a girl 💅🏻🥺💅🏻 Trying to reply to all the Levi hcs, writing fics, doing art, keeping a job and studying while having a social life.

So… random Levi hc of the day:

He’s ambidextrous so he can use both to jerk off, usually he uses the right hand. BUT when he’s particularly interested in someone and it’s thinking about them while pleasing himself, he likes to use his left. His left hand is a bit less skilled, so he likes to think that person doesn’t know how to please him that much just yet and pretend he’s teaching them.

[pajuli]

Levi redraw!

[zerfucks]

“he’s canonically considered ugly in the show”

this man ??

this scrumptious man ??

[marsh-idiot]

Missin u

Feat: Levi, eren, Armin, and Jean

Levi

Eren

Armin

Jean