bc jade loves mushroom why not become the mushroom
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DEAR WHOEVER KEEPS SENDING ME LETTERS THAT SAY “smurf the cat”
I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TRAVEL TO YOUR LOCATION. AND THEN I WILL ARRIVE. THEN I WILL KNOCK ON YOUR NON-AMERICAN (🇺🇸‼️💪) DOOR. AND THEN I WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR, AND I WILL SMASH THE DOOR! 💥💥 I WILL THEN GRIP YOUR NECK, AND STRANGLE YOUR COMMUNIST AIRWAYS WITH THESE VERY 💯% AMERICAN HANDS🇺🇸. AND NO, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A “smurf the cat” IS. WHAT IS A SMURF, AND WHY ARE WE DOING THAT TO A CAT⁉️ I PROMISE YOU, THAT I, JANE DOE, WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, AND I WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅 AND THE FREEDOM 🦅 OF THESE FISTS.
COUNT YOUR DAYS, BOY. I AM COMING TO FIND YOU. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅‼️
-SINCERELY, SOLDIER TF2
@emotionally-intuitive-engineer PLEASE ASSIST ME IN MY CONQUEST, ONE AMERICAN TO ANOTHER‼️
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Seeing people on Instagram and TikTok get really mad about seeing the realistic Smurf cat too often just provides more evidence that no other website would have been able to survive a Mishapocalypse.
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I have thoroughly disappointed so many people at once with this. I think it's a personal record :D
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i know i drew smurf cat jade, but that was actually a hint to mushroom cottagecore jade :3 i love jade so much hes just so silly
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CatTober Day 31 (the last one!)
For Gost you're never too old for Trick-or-Treating! (Also the blue fella has traveled quite far away from home!)
She belongs to Osmoru on the birb's x-hole
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Idk whatttt it is but Johnny looks a lil different!
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