#Smasher like lol I know this bitch going to hell

[another-corpo-rat]

Prompts: Born to Die Adam Smasher/OC Warnings for mentioned injuries and violence Summary: Smasher’s AV is hit by Animals jacked up on Juice. Victoria gets injured, he doesn’t handle it well.

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Violence in Night City rarely had a glimpse of reason to its existence; families gunned down because their car just happened to be between a gang and their target, lives lost or ruined because someone somewhere had a chip on their shoulder and were determined to make the rest of the city pay in blood. Sometimes there was a stupid amount of eddies up for grabs, others they were bored and had access to big fucking guns. Senseless and boringly familiar – Night City’s grime was a thin layer compared to the shit Adam had been knee-deep in when he was a fleshy still running the streets of New York.

Screams and wails, a small voice begging for their dead momma to wake up. Shouting over the gunfire, orders to push up. Secure the AV. His AV.

It all seemed distant, further than it actually was.

In the midst of it, he’s still. Standing sentinel over his netrunner’s prone body, watching the stain on her ridiculously expensive suit-jacket grow, her blood crawling through fine threads. The white one, because of course she wore white today. Anything to spite him.

He had nudged her, heard the too-sharp breath and immediately pulled away. Not for the first time did he curse her lack of metal; titanium ribs wouldn’t have shattered so easily, and syn-lungs were increasingly difficult to puncture. He had heard the crunch of bone when gravity yanked the AV down by the nose, tossing him right on top of her. She was lucky he had braced otherwise he would’ve crushed her completely.

It wasn’t the first time she had made him pause recently. He couldn’t figure out why. Why the roll of her shoulders commanded his eye, why that stupid accent of hers drew his ear and held his attention better than any barked order, threat, or insult throughout his life ever had. Why he felt warm when she smiled at him, mind buzzing in a way it hadn’t for a while. Not since Michiko. Her smiles had been stupid things too.

Maybe he knew something would happen. That some bullshit would tear her from his hold.

Another AV rumbles above him, a siren blaring. Trauma Team. Fucking finally.

“Took your sweet fucking time.” He growls as they surround her, guns pointed at him. The one closest trembles, the shaking to their fingers slight but there. He ignores them, glaring straight at the EMT that rips open her shirt to get at her injuries. He could hear Victoria’s complaint, almost voices it for her: ‘It has buttons for a reason you bloody gonks.’

A glint pulls his attention to her face. Her optics were open but dim in their golden glow, hazy focus on him.

“A-Adam.” Her voice is weak, wet with blood. Quiet enough that even the EMT hovering over her doesn’t hear it. He does. He’s heard her say his name before – plenty of times. When she was particularly annoyed she’d follow it up with an insult that was too pretty in her accent for him to take her seriously.

Maybe his brain got rattled in the crash. Scrambled enough for her to sound so precious now. For his own words sound wrong in his head.

“TT-070 to Control. Patient NC721156 secured—”

Her vitals were steadying. She fights to keep her eyes open, to keep them on him as the team lifts her for extraction. It’s a battle she loses.

A bottle shatters where she was moments ago. A ganger yells ‘fucking Trauma!’ behind him. Fucking pricks.

He turns from her pool of blood, from his crashed AV.

He’d get a new one. A new AV. Not a netrunner – because Victoria will be fine. She’ll survive or he’ll tear into the gates of Hell itself and drag her back kicking and screaming. He’d get her a new suit, as many as she could possibly want.

“They’re tryna take off!” Trauma Team’s AV rumbles heavily, its engines lifting the armoured mass steadily and quickly. Its turrets focus on those coming in from the front. Oblivious to the RPG-toting dickhead re-loading, readying for the order from an even bigger dickhead further back. “Keep ‘em down!”

 Julio had been with the Animals for a while now – since Sasquatch herself picked him out of the gutter by the scruff of his neck and told him to stop being a leech on his mother’s already thin purse. He wasn’t the strongest, and god knew he wasn’t the smartest either. But he had good aim, could keep himself steady where his mates were a bit shaky from the juice.  It’s why Bull let him be the one to fire on the Arasaka AV. But steady hands and a keen eye didn’t mean jackshit when the RPG was torn from his grip, his wrists almost pulled with it.

The point of the grenade was shoved into the meat of his stomach, ripping through skin and muscle from force alone.

All he can hear is his pulse in his ears. Deafened to his own scream as a titan of dark chrome and piercing optics twists the launcher. Its finger hovers over the trigger.

“Count yourself lucky, boy.” The heavy voice shakes his bones. Or maybe that’s just him. Trembling like a coward. “The rest of you won’t die half as quick if she does.”

He pops. An explosion of viscera and shards.

The metal of his implants are little more than shrapnel, lodging deep into the skin of his fellow Animals. It merely glances off of Adam’s chrome as he tosses the RPG aside, flexing his fingers as the rest of the pack finally realise what just happened. The hum in his circuitry is familiar this time, it builds in his arm, cannon ready before the panels fully slide back.

Animals they called themselves. At least they knew they were meant for the slaughter.

[alirhi]

This is oddly fun lol

Let's see how many of these I can churn out before I get distracted or need a break! (pff. like I need an excuse to watch the show again. Despite its flaws, I really, really love TFATWS, guys)

Without further ado, let's get down to it!

Episode 2: The Star-Spangled Man

I'm pretty sure I'm on record when it comes to my undying hate for John Walker, yes? So obviously, Bucky's grumpiness 100% stays 😂

I'm not really a fan of how much emphasis they put on the shield. I can see it as a catalyst for Bucky to go confront Sam, yes, but he wouldn't keep going "shield shield shield" like a broken record. Bucky has consistently been shown to be an empathetic man. I can't believe for a second that he'd be barking at Sam about having no right to give up the shield; he'd ask why. Sam's got shit to do, so he'd get impatient and not answer.

"Why'd you give up so easily? If you were overwhelmed, I could've helped you-" "You've been ignoring me. Like now, how you're ignoring me walking away from you." "Well, you weren't texting me about this." "You think I needed your permission?!" "No, but I was right there with Steve while he was learning what it meant to be Cap. I wouldn't mind helping you get used to-" "Then go teach him." A vague gesture toward the "Cap is back" posters. Bucky makes a face. "Steve passed the mantle to you. You fought with him. You earned it. That little shit didn't." "What do you want me to do about it?" "Just tell me why, Sam. I mean it. I just wanna understand." "Not now, Buck. I've got shit to do. You see me heading for a plane right now, right?" "This is important!" "So is this." Sam tells him about the Flag Smashers, we get our silly Big Three/Gandalf conversation.

I'm sorry, but that whole jumping from the plane scene is funny as hell, and I love all the nods they added in to jokes from the press tours that brought us this show in the first place (like ripping the sleeve off his jacket lol). I don't think I'd change a single thing from the Big Three convo to Bucky joining Sam in the warehouse.

"You're doing the staring thing again." "You're staring at your watch," Bucky points out. He knows it's linked to Redwing, he's just pointing out how dumb that line is in that situation. They're there for recon lol. They're meant to be looking around.

I don't...particularly care about the other common gripe here? Meaning, "Bucky's a civilian, so why is he allowed to randomly jump in on a military mission?" Bucky's also known in this universe as an Avenger, just like Sam, so I don't think anyone would really bat an eye at him joining. Also, I have my own agenda related to Bucky's apparent freedom to walk in and out of military/government things.

What does bug me (as funny as it is) is Bucky's animosity toward Redwing. Again... Bucky is a certified nerd. Always has been. If anything, he'd be fascinated by Redwing and Sam would constantly have to slap him away because he's leaning in too close trying to see the tiny watch monitor. "I don't trust Redwing" is just old man griping "I don't trust your newfangled technology" and that... that's not Bucky.

And that "we're not assassins" dig, and then laughing when Bucky gets upset? That's not Sam. Both of these men have shown a remarkable amount of empathy, and Sam has a background in helping traumatized vets. If he cared enough about Bucky to be texting him after Steve left, he'd care enough not to make callous jokes about his time as The Winter Soldier, whether he knows the full story or not.

The fight on top of moving trucks looks cool, but makes no logical sense. I keep trying to think of a way to explain this from a story perspective, rather than a lazy "it looks cool!" filmmaking one, and I'm coming up blank. Anyone with half a brain would have pulled over, had the fight, and then taken off. It was a fun sequence, though... Eh. I'll leave it.

When Karli breaks Redwing, Bucky doesn't say "I always wanted to do that." Again, it's funny - I love the jabs about that stupid robo bird XD - but not Bucky. In my version, he smirks and says "You're so gonna regret that."

"You were kinda getting your asses kicked before we got there." Is immediately followed by Bucky staring him down and asking, "And... how did that fight end for you?" Sam adds, "I don't see them in custody. Are-are they following in a van?" He looks around, sarcastically searching for another vehicle. Walker and Hoskins grimace at each other, grudgingly conceding that point.

credit to @dailycelebs

Seeing Walker, and having to listen to his stupid pro-government rhetoric, makes Bucky think about Steve. When we cut from the Flag Smashers back to Bucky and Sam and the closeup of Bucky's pensive face, we hear 1940s Steve angrily telling 1940s Bucky about how the higher ups in the army had already written off the POWs and were going to leave them to die. "I love our country, Buck," he laments, "but what do I do when I'm not too sure anymore about the people who run it?"

"What you always do," is young Bucky's answer, "stand for what's right, not who's in power."

Perfect lead-in to the conversation about handling things themselves.

When Sam meets Isaiah, and hears his story, not only is he horrified and heartsick for him, but he also begins to see Bucky in a new light. He's seeing Bucky's face, the way he tries to hide his emotions and not make this conversation about him, and he's putting things together. He's still upset at being out of the loop, but he's seeing more of the situation than just "omg black super soldier". When Bucky says "he'd already been through enough," Sam asks quietly, "like you?"

The racist cop comes back before Bucky can answer, to arrest him for missing his appointment with Raynor.

ngl guys, I was so moved by the difference in how that cop treated Sam (before knowing he's Important) vs how he treated Bucky (knowing that the government views him as a violent, if pardoned, criminal). He approaches Sam with his hand on his gun, eager to defend Bucky; "is this guy bothering you?" Just because they're having a heated conversation. Then, when he sees that there's a warrant for Bucky, he approaches timidly, apologizes, treats him gently and politely. By "moved," btw, I don't mean "it was so sweet." I mean "this is fucking sick, and very, very realistic." White cops see a white guy and treat him with respect regardless of his actual criminal record, while being openly hostile towards an innocent black man without even knowing who he is, just because he's black. Moments like this made me applaud Spellman.

"You, too, Sam - That wasn't a request" is Sam's first sign that there's something off about Raynor.

Look, again... The couples therapy banter is funny because Sebastian and Anthony are funny, but that scene, from a storytelling and a mental health standpoint, is atrocious. Without some underlying reason behind her actions, Raynor is just a pointlessly terrible therapist.

Rather than insulting Bucky from the outset, Sam is angry with Raynor for violating Bucky's privacy by not only introducing herself as his therapist, but forcing a "couples" session without her patient's consent. With his background pre-Avenging, he knows this shit shouldn't fly. He immediately points out how unprofessional she's being.

Raynor doesn't bother listening - the fuck does she care, really? She shrugs and casually admits it's "slightly unprofessional" but proceeds anyway.

"Whatever's eating at him?" Sam scoffs. "Did you really just say that to a WWII veteran and the world's longest-serving POW with complex PTSD? Did I hear that right? I've had, maybe, like five conversations with this man since we met, and even I know he's been through some shit and-" "Sam," Bucky tries to interrupt, looking uncomfortable. With his crushing guilt, he has an easier time dealing with insults than someone coming to his defense. "No," Sam snaps. "If the HIPAA Slayer over here wants to drag me into this, she's damn well gonna hear what I have to say!" He turns back to Raynor and demands, "Is this how you've been treating him this whole time? Downplaying what he's been through and making a grown-ass man sound like a sulking teenager?" Raynor keeps her cool, but barely. Visibly frustrated and annoyed, she ignores Sam's tirade and tries to force the conversation back onto the track she wants it on. Bucky's embarrassed and doesn't know how to react to any of this, so he still makes that little "he would talk less" jab. Sam, seeing that he's not going to get anywhere with him until they're away from this bitch, glowers and plays along. We get our silly/angry banter.

After their argument with Walker, Sam finally confronts Bucky about what really happened to him.

"He meant HYDRA; HYDRA used to be my people." "Were they?" Sam asks, stopping him and looking him in the eye, not letting him look away or deflect. "Steve was under the impression that they were your captors. I was under the impression that the Wakandans spent two years deprogramming you so no one could use you the way HYDRA did ever again." "I-" Startled, not expecting that, Bucky stutters a little and admits, "Yeah, I... That's true, I guess." "You guess?" "Does it matter? Sam rolls his eyes. "I dunno, does it matter that you were a slave for most of the 20th century?" "I doubt it matters much to my victims." "HYDRA's victims," Sam corrects firmly. "Just like you." Bucky fidgets; he doesn't know what to do or say. No one since Steve has even so much as insinuated that Bucky wasn't 100% culpable for what he did while under HYDRA control. "Look," Sam sighs, "I don't particularly like you. I don't hate you, but I'm not your biggest fan." "...Thanks?" "I just need you to know where I stand-" "Yeah, got it-" "-So you know I'm not biased like Steve when I say you had no choice. I don't know your story, but I know no one flips on a dime from docile and plagued with guilt to an unstoppable killing machine and back without some serious psychological damage behind that. I'm not saying you're an innocent little bunny, but I don't think you're a monster." "Thanks," Bucky croaks, more sincerely this time, and a bit choked up. He clears his throat and looks distinctly uncomfortable as he grumbles, "but to catch these guys, we may need to talk to a monster." Sam cringes. "I was afraid you'd say that."

[stevie2101]

TFATWS Episode 4: My (Unwanted) Thoughts

In chronological order this time, my semi-live thoughts

Oh, the Wakanda theme gave me CHILLS and made me so sad bc of Chadwick

Sebastian Stan is an ACTOR. Holy shit, the complete misery and pain in his expression. Wow. An Oscar (or whatever the fuck the award is) for this scene alone.

BUCKY CAN SPEAK XHOSA?!?!

Ayo, an utter BADASS

I have not heard the word "Turkish Delight" since Narnia oh my god.

Zemo, I love your little dance, but you singing 'Black Sheep' is just creepy. Also the whole stranger with candy is a bad vibe lol.

Okay, Zemo immediately correcting his head when Sam called him out on it is SENDING me

Sharon walking past armed guards with no hesitancy and them moving to let her through immediately is making me suspicious. I haven't believed any of the Power Broker theories, buttttt

JOHN WALKER IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. AS SOON AS I HEAR HIS VOICE, I'M READY TO THROW DOWN. Respect to Wyatt Russell. Ya'll better not be hating on the actor. BUT JOHN WALKER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.

Oh Battlestar actually listening to logic. Well, here's some logic: GET A BETTER BEST FRIEND.

Not John trying to manipulate Bucky. Please Bucky, don't listen to him.

Sam is such a good man. I love him so much and I'm glad that brought back his time counseling vets. He really has a way of talking with people. He has a different background than most of the Avengers, struggled in different ways and I feel that's why people feel like they can open up to him.

....I hate John Walker. This is officially a John Walker hate blog. I really hope Karli beats him.

Good for you Zemo! We don't need anymore super soldiers.

*throws hands into the air* why am I not surprised? Oh course that's John Walker's end goal. I really hope Battlestar will see him for the power-hungry asshole he is. Steve took the serum to help people, John wants it because he feels weak.

God I love the Dora Milaje, they could kill me and I'd say thank you

....did this man just call their spears "pointy sticks"? That feels racist.

Zemo gone.

The Dora Milaje WHOOPED him. I cheer.

Does anyone know what Ayo said to Bucky before she said "James." I'm real sad he couldn't properly express what was happening. Maybe he could if he went to his therapy.

Sharon still giving me sus vibes

Why am I getting bad vibes about the situation with Battlestar. Is he about to die?

Yeah, why the knives? Is the serum not a true one? Does it start to weaken? I felt like Karli should be healed by now.

Ah shit, he dead.

Holy shit, pause. The way I gasped so loud. I hate this bitch but I NEVER thought he'd almost decapitate someone and brutally murder them like that. And with Steve's shield? Holy shit. Oh my god, I'm so glad people are recording him doing that. There needs to be evidence. When Steve thought his best friend died, he sat in the corner of a pub and tried to get drunk. He didn't kill a man in cold blood like that. I'm still floored, my brain can't function.

Karli, I feel so bad for you. The horror.....That's like the third person that has died that believed in her. The third person in like a week that she trusted.

People are terrified of him. As they should be.

Okay, um, I...I literally can't function. The government has to take away the shield from him, right? I mean I won't be surprised if they don't, but there's video. Oh, but they'll play it off because he was a "terrorist" even though that guy didn't do really anything. This is starting to feel like an allegory for police brutality.

There's definitely going to be global outrage though. A lot of people were identifying with the movement since the majority of the Flag Smashers were trying to help people. And the new Captain America, who is supposed to be a symbol of peace and justice, just brutally murdered a guy without bringing him in for trial.

That poor girl who just got his autograph. What about John Walker's wife? Like she might have bad taste in men, but damn, what is she going to do? I wouldn't be surprised if she leaves him. That coupled with the government maybe taking away the shield might send him into a crazy frenzy after Karli.

Where the hell is Zemo in all this? Is he going to see what John Walker has become and decide to end him? (I wouldn't be mad if he did). What's up with Sharon?

Holy shit, only two more episodes and so much left. I just wanna see Bucky meet Sam's nephews and for Sam to save his boat 😭

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Fatws episode woo!

Karli love of my life! Its time, what are we gonna do?

The men calling him Sargent Barnes

Sharon? Cool.

Depends on the therapist? Nice

Oh, she was waiting for Sam to release the gas

Nice suit sam! It looks so good!

I thought captain america was on the moon, lol.

Didn't sharon hire that French guy?

Oh, she represents the powerbroker

All I ever tried to do and I failed twice? My heart is in pieces.

Oh, ahhhhhh. That's not good. What are those?

Karli, you are so smart babe.

When is Walker gonna show up with his five minutes craft shield

If this guy tries to hurt my second wife, Sharon.

Wait, the gas.... she killed him. Nice.

I don't fly man that's your thing, lol.

Sam's training played off. And that final move was kinda a tony stark quip.

Karli I love you, but babe, your crossing a small line.

Go Sam Save them yeah! Holy shit the wings are vibranium! I know but that move is awesome

Karli just shattered that gun

Nice bucky. You on a bike is awesome.

Light it up? Oh I see.

Oh,hi walker. That shield is crap.

Go bucky yeah! Save them!

Walker, is he gonna snap.

Bucky falling again, oh super hero landing.

Sam, sam no. Wait, woah.

Yeah that was sick.

Teamwork yeah! Is that guy gonna survive?

Walker, fuck you and your dollar store shield.

Crush that shield Karli. Oh, that's okay too.

Is bucky gonna catch it.

Walker, I hate you, but please make the right choice.

Yes, man.

Oh shit

Yes, sam go! Hell yeah!

Buckys face. Hell yeah that's captain america

Karlis face, how she trusted falcon.

Wait, sharon... or is it the flag smashers.

Sam is gonna find Karli alone, isn't he.

Oh shut, its sharon!

Wait, they know each other? What?

What is going on? Wait is sharon the powerbroker? Hell yes.

Wait, sam doesn't know.

These moves are sick.

Yeah, that's right, sam won't stay down.

I still hate Walker, but these was smart.

This is awesome. But Karli, please stop you have gone to far.

No Karli. She is still just a kid. Please no, no please.

Oh shit this cinematography is great.

I am sobbing. I know Karli crossed a line, but she didn't deserve to die.

Man, fuck these politicians. Sam is so right. Man fuck this guy, I want to bitch slap him. Listen to sam.

Sam is spitting straight facts.

This is so tear jerking. Because yes,people can do better. And politicians need to hear this. The flag smashers were not in the wrong, they means were.

Bucky calling sam cap, hell yes.

Oh, is sharon flirting? How is her being powerbroker gonna work in the future.

Oh, the raft. They really are setting up the thunderbolts.

Yes, one world one. Woah. Wait who was that? What the hell is going on. Wait was that Zemo's butler.

What is she gonna do? I kinda like her. Milf energy?

What is Walker wearing.

Comic us agent look nice.

Weird. What is coming?

You know, I think walker is okay.

Oh, bucky is going to the old man. This is going to be tear jerking. Yep I was right.

It's his book, he gave it to his therapist.

Wait, this is Isaiah's house.

Yeah, damn right.

I am going to cry. This is so touching.

Eli, dont worry your time is coming.

He has a spot in caps museum...

Awe, this is so sweet. Awe the kids hanging on Buckys arm. This ending is perfect, too perfect....

There's a post credit scene, isn't there.

Awe, sharon is getting pardoned. But she is still the powerbroker. Oh this is awesome.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Corrupted Memories Pt.2

-Several months into Smash Bros Ultimate's Tourney Opening-

Luminary: Finally! We're actually able to participate in the tournament now! I've awaited this day for so long!

Banjo: Congrats buddy I wish you the best of luck out there! Guh-huh!

Luminary: Thanks Banjo!

Banjo: I bet everyones gonna be obesessing over you like they did Joker aswell. You'll be talked about for weeks.

Luminary: Wouldn't that be great!

Kazooie: Please! As if anyones gonna care about you! They'll forget about you after one day. The real stars here will be me & Banjo.

Banjo: Kazooie don't be rude!

Kazooie: I'm just being truthful Banjo. And the truth must hurt!

Bandana Dee, blows on a loud horn: Attention! You are now amidst the presence of the great King Dedede! Heed his excellence.

King Dedede: Please Dee you needn't praise me so I am just like any other.

Bandana Dee: No way sir! You are far too great not to be complimented.

King Dedede: Surely you jest.

Bandana Dee: I jest you not my king.

They continued rabbling on for at least ten minutes.

Serena: Well this is...Long.

Bonny Janet: Oi! Do yer cunts plan on tellin' wha' yer fookin ere fer!?

Bandana Dee: How dare you insult my king in such a distasteful attitude.

Bonny Janet: Yer fookin' wha' mate!?

King Dedede: No no no! Dee, do not engage with this one she scares me.

Bandana Dee: Well at least the one next to her seems nice.

King Dedede: NO! She's even scarier!

Serena waved at them both.

Bandana Dee: Riiiiiiiiiiight... ...Anyway if I could gather all your attention please. Everyone at the mansion is being given the oppurtunity to go on a magnificent trip that of which is being set up by your great King Dedede.

Sonic: Really? I have a whole vocabulary of words to describe Dedede & great is not one of them.

King Dedede: HEY! Do you wanna go on the trip or not!?

Sonic: Ok my bad! Shutting up now!

King Dedede: Thank you.

Joker: Where are we even going Dedede?

King Dedede: Well I'm glad you asked such a valid question Ren my messy haired friend. We are going to Planet Popstar!

Everyone: REALLY!? Awesome!

Samus: NO WAY! HELL NO AM I GOING TO THAT HELL SPAWN OF A PLANET!

Joker: You don't like Popstar?

Samus: It's inhabitants are adorable and cute. Great people.

Joker: Then why don't you like it there?

Samus: I'm glad you asked my kind friend Ren... ...EVERY EVIL THING ON THAT DAMN PLANET IS EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED!!!

King Dedede: Well we've got hellspawn repellent.

Samus: Really? Where?

King Dedede: There he is. (Points at Kirby)

Samus: Fine. But I still don't give a shit. I ain't risking my life going on some trip.

King Dedede: Coward.

Samus: The fucked you say to me!?

King Dedede: Nothing. Nothing. Not a word has exited my mouth.

Samus, turned to walk away.

King Dedede: Bitch.

Dedede was then found dangling from the cieling battered and bruised.

Samus: So yeah I'll stay here with Dharkon, Galeem & the hands.

Joker: Why aren't they going?

Bandana Dee: Galeem & Dharkon couldn't be bothered, though I swear they're just scared. And Master & Crazy have gotta watch over the mansion.

Link: Well I don't know about ya'll. But I'm freakin' ready as hell!

Samus: NO NO NO! You sure as hell ain't goin' Legolas!

Link: ... ... ...WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME STARSHINE!?

Samus: Because I love you & I won't let some Eldritch abomination eat you alive. Besides, don't you wanna get up to all kinds of "trouble" with me while they're away?

Link: ... ... ... :3 You have successfully swayed my mind.

King Dedede: Gross.

-In another room-

Mario: ... ... ...Rosa could you run that by me again I think I'm a bit lost?

Luigi: Yeah me to.

Rosalina, pointing at a whole essay worth of papers & images on a bulletin board: As you see! I have been setting up a scheme of super elaborate information and details about my past and how it has involved Dedede. Because I have within the past 4 years that someone or something has caused Dedede to forget everything he used to know about me & how much I affected his life at my youth. So while we are on this trip to Popstar, I will try using the activities that are evident within these photographs to attempt to rejog his memory. You got that?

Mario: Question...Why does he have to remember you?

Luigi: Yeah can't you just be friends with him & just leave it at that?

Rosalina: NO! HE WAS MY FIRST EVER FRIEND! I DON'T WANT TO BE CONSIDERED NUMBER I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

Mario: Well I guess if that's your goal we wish you the best of luck!

Rosalina: Thank you.

-Later-

King Dedede: GET READY SMASHERS! CAUSE IT'S MAGIC TIME! Meta Knight if you would be so kind as to bring the Halberd please.

Meta Knight: Yes sire. Alright it should be here any minute--

It appeared behind them loudly startling everyone.

Meta Knight: ...Now.

Bandana Dee: Ok everyone. Make sure once you've gotten inside the ship you have full awareness of your own belongings. And if there are any people with travel sickness. You get to hang out with the captain.

Meta Knight: I'm sorry what. I am not going to act as entertainment to anyone if I'm flying.

Bandana Dee: Aww. Then it looks like poor Lucas is gonna be scared & in pain this whole flight.

Meta Knight: ... ... ...Damn you Dee. Fine I'll allow it.

Joker: Let's get going! Im so excited!

Samus: See ya guys don't get into too much trouble.

Sonic: We could say the same to you and Link. No?

Samus: I'll kill you when you get back you know that?

Sonic: I guess that's a yes.

Galeem: Lol. Have fun dying.

Rosalina, in her head: Alright Rosa. You've got this girl. All you've gotta do is not screw it all up. And everything will go accordingly.

Rosalina: LET'S DO THIS!!!

To Be Continued<<