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Pj Walikota Fasilitasi Warga Bogor Urus PPDB, Pastikan Semua Sesuai Aturan

BOGOR – Meski bukan kewenangannya mengurusi PPDB tingkat SMA, Pj Walikota Bogor Hery Antasari tetap memfasilitasi warga Bogor berkoordinasi dengan Kantor Cabang Dinas Pendidikan wilayah II Provinsi Jawa Barat. Kota Bogor, kata Hery, sebenarnya hanya fokus pada progres pelaksanaan Penerimaan Peserta Didik Baru (PPDB) untuk tingkat Sekolah Dasar (SD) dan Sekolah Menengah Pertama (SMP). Untuk PPDB…

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SURPRISE! SMANNY TURNS INTO A WEIRD CREATURE!

those rectangles are Dox (his boss) and his normal form <3

[singing-nightingale]

Cara Masuk UI Selain Lewat Gerbangnya

Membaca cerita di blog ini waktu masuk Smanti, jadi pingin menceritakan salah satu milestone lain yang terbesar dalam hidup (at least sampe 2024 ini) yaitu masuk ✨UI✨

Kalau inget strugglenya dulu buat masuk UI tuh kayak, damn keren banget loe *menunjuk kaca*. Struggle ini harus diceritakan sebelum semakin lupa, karena kejadian itu semacam udah mau 7 tahun lalu.

Dulu sempet nulis di notes tentang cerita ini, tapi mau direwrite agar lebih detail karena itu hobiku, yaitu : *ba co t*

Stage 1 : Confusion

Waktu baru masuk Smanti, aku inget banget di kelas ada beberapa diskusi tentang perkuliahan.

((iya. diskusi perkuliahan. waktu kelas 10. satu semester aja belum. udah. bahas. kuliah. damn ambisius banget anak smanti anjrit.))

Mostly anak-anak itu menjawab pingin masuk ITB atau kedokteran. Tipikal cita-cita kesuksesan anak baru masuk SMA belum terlempar realita.

Sebagai individu yang tidak memiliki cita-cita dan tujuan hidup jangka panjang, aku denger itu kayak ??? kok bisa kehidupan orang-orang begitu tertata sedangkan aku gatau nanti jadi apa (clue untuk Novia 2015 : kamu akan jadi budak, namun bukan 9 to 5 lagi tapi 8 to 8)

Di situlah aku baru sedikit merasakan ambisinya Smanti fellas ini, cuma aku kayak bodo amat juga. Mikirnya ya suatu hari nanti juga bakal kepikiran, masih kelas 10 juga.

Fast forward ke 2017, melalui 2 tahun di Smanti, sudah di akhir kelas 11 daaan individu ini masih belum punya cita-cita selain nonton konser John Mayer.

Pas menjelang kenaikan kelas 12 itulah mulai terasa kepanikan. Mau kuliah apa ya anjir. Dua tahun di Smanti kayanya 90% kehidupan dibuat event-event doang wkwkwwkwk.

Mulai deh di titik itu research jurusan kuliah. Sebagai anak IPA yang tiap harinya muak banget sama Fisika, jurusan teknik adalah big no. Gak sudi gweh masih bertemu entitas tersebut di kehidupan selanjutnya. bye bitches. Waktu SMA pelajaran yang paling mending sih Biologi ya, tapi aku tidak melihat diriku menjadi dokter. Sempet kepikiran untuk masuk Gizi, itu juga setelah menggali jurusan-jurusan IPA yang lain dan udah desperate banget karena nggak ada yang cocok. Seenggaknya di Gizi bisa kuliah sambil makan lah, pikir bocah itu.

Nah, waktu melirik jurusan-jurusan Soshum baru lah menemukan si spikologi ini. Seru juga belajar tentang manusia. Dari berbagai list jurusan perkuliahan kayak Psikologi doang yang tak minati. NAMUN spikologi ini kan mostly soshum, IPA yang bagus paling ya di Unpad akhirnya sempet pupus juga harapan buat masuk psiko soalnya males lintas jurusan dan belajar dari awal. PADAHAL walaupun di IPA tiap hari juga remed anjrit wkwkwkwkwk

Setelah dipikir-pikir kalau ngelanjutin di jurusan Saintek juga ga ada bagusnya, remed mulu si gweh akhirnya memutuskan untuk lintas jurusan dan milih psikologi sebagai tujuan kuliah.

Nah, sudah ketemu ya tujuannya namun masalah selanjutnya adalah cita-citanya ketinggian. Buat orang Malang, kuliah itu standarnya di UB, kalau mau jauhan dikit ke ITS lah atau Unair. Namun, Novia SMA sangat menolak UB wkwkwkwkwkwk.

Dengan prinsip apapun asal bukan UB itu, akhirnya bocah 16 tahun itu memilih : UI dan UGM.....wkwkwkwkw bangke ini lucu sih kalo diinget lagi semacam bunuh diri tapi yaudah kan belum pernah dipukul realita ya.

Anyway cita-cita itu bahkan sempet ditulis di buku catatan wkwkwkwkwkwwk geli

Menulis cita-cita di buku harian Nayla

Stage 2 : Struggle

Untuk mencapai cita-cita tinggi itu tentu ada costnya : pengorbanan lebih. Harus belajar ekstra karena mau masuk ke dua universitas dengan jurusan favorit itu ya persaingannya gila. Karena mau ngarepin SNMPTN juga tidak akan mungkin~

➡️ Bottleneck 1 : Duit

Karena aku sadar diri dengan keadaan ekonomi dan nggak mau merepotkan orang tua untuk ngeluarin biaya lebih lewat les, akhirnya aku memutuskan untuk belajar dengan otodidak. Sebenernya aku nggak tau juga harga les-lesan itu berapa, apalagi les di tempat sebelah, cuma yang aku tau pasti les-lesan itu mahal banget dan kayak yaudah lah, mari kita berusaha sendiri wkwkw.

➡️ Bottleneck 2 : Metode Belajar

Di awal belajar lintas jurusan ini sempet rada salah metode. Banyak buku dikumpulin, dibaca satu-satu, terus dirangkum. Nggak efektif dan time consuming banget, sampe akhirnya bertemu dengan the holy ✨Zenius✨

Mengambil uang tabungan untuk subscribe Zenius selama 1 tahun dan selama itu, efektif banget belajar di Zenius. Sama dia udah dikelompokkan materi-materinya sekaligus latihan soalnya. Metode belajarku adalah mendengarkan dulu penjelasan tutornya baru nanti nyatet ulang berdasarkan pemahaman sendiri.

Anyway, rest in peace Zenius yang barusan gulung tikar. Sedih banget men. Zenius adalah main support dalam mencapai cita-cita yang mustahil ini.

Founder Zenius masuk surga

➡️ Bottleneck 3 : Kegiatan Sekolah

Bersekolah di Smanti dengan 1001 kegiatannya, maka banyak kesempatan belajarku yang kepotong buat event-event yang tiap. bulan. selalu. ada. aja.

Di awal kelas 12 itu masih ya kena Bedhol dan SSF. Belum lagi PSCS kan aku jadi panitia dan juga artisnya, jadi buset padet bener hidup. Weekdays tiap hari pulang malem buat kepanitiaan, latihan dan weekend masih MASUK buat latihan PSCS terus kadang2 kepanitiaan juga jualan di CFD wkwkw orang gila orang gila

➡️ Bottleneck 4 : Waktu Belajar

Karena pagi sampe sore sekolah, akhirnya waktu untuk belajar Soshum cuma ada waktu malam hari. Siklus belajarku adalah belajar soshum dari habis maghrib sampai pagi. Nah, nanti mengerjakan PR dan tidurnya di sekolah WKWKW sumpah aku dulu di sekolah bisa banget tidur dimanapun saking capeknya.

Inget banget dulu ibuk kan suka bangun jam 2.30 buat sholat malem. Biasanya aku tuh jam 2.30 belum tidur, jadi kalo ibuk bangun dan lihat aku masih belajar bakal dibikinin teh 🥲

Shout out buat temen-temen kelasku yang baik baik baik banget. Selama juggling belajar soshum dan saintek yang terabaikan itu, banyak kebantu dengan banyak dikasi contekan tugas sampe ujian wkwkwkw walaupun terdengar negatif tapi menurutku itu amal baik haha.

Karena nggak les, seringnya aku barter soal try out sama temen-temenku, bahkan ada grup sama Cac dan Amind namanya anti saintek saintek club WKWKWKWK bangke lucu. Jadi kumpulan soal kita lebih advance karena dari berbagai sumber WKWK dari Inten, GO, SSC, Neutron, dah lengkap. Nanti di rumah dikerjakan sendiri, ditimer sendiri, terus dikoreksi sendiri wkwkwkwkw #sad

Belajar SBMPTN otodidak tuh sebenernya capek banget sih karena apapun sendiri, mulai dari cari bahan belajar, nyari soal, koreksi soal, cari jawaban wkwkw makannya aku kadang kalo reminiscing strugglenya belajar dulu kayak anjrit keren banget gweh

Downsidenya dari kerja keras itu jadinya aku dulu sering sakit dan kecapekan wkwkwkw hampir tiap malem kayanya kena sleep paralysis saking kurang istirahatnya hadeh untung masih idup.

Downside lainnya adalah nilaiku di sekolah hancur karena nggak keurus wkwkw tapi ini kayak yaudah bye bitches its all about priority *sobek pr fisika*

curhat saat capek belajar wkwkw

Stage 3 : The Result

Setelah belajar mati-matian, the day has come. Malem sebelum SBMPTN gabisa tidur sih jujur wkwkwkw itu kayak besok adalah perang hidup atau mati. Ya gimana gak perang, pilihan 1 ambil UI, pilihan 2 UGM, dan pilihan 3 Unair. Ulala~ seperti mendorong diri sendiri terjun dari paralayang.

SBMPTN berjalan lancar sih, kecuali fakta bahwa aku cuma bisa ngerjakan 2 soal matematika, dan satunya NGAWUR wkwkwkwkwkwkwkw maaf jika otak ini tidak terprogram untuk menghitung angka kecuali duit.

Anyway, setelah SBMPTN ya strugglenya nggak berhenti sih. Masih lanjut belajar buat daftar mandiri walaupun udah maleeees banget dan bener-bener berdoa nyantolnya di SBMPTN aja plis.

Sampaii di hari pengumuman. Untuk menenangkan diri, di hari itu aku jalan-jalan ke Batu Secret Zoo, in case kalau nggak keterima SBMPTN biar bisa melemparkan diri ke kandang harimau.

Yang bangke adalah tuh pengumuman tiba-tiba dimajuin ke jam 3 kan bangke abiz padahal awalnya jam 6 dan aku udah prepare jam segitu di rumah gitu lho untuk membuka pengumuman dengan tenang.

Jam 3 itu aku belum pulang, masih di Batu. Karena aku terlalu cupu untuk membuka pengumuman maka temanku yang udah lolos SNMPTN tak suruh bukain aja dan hpku tak airplane untuk menghindar wkwkwkw.

DAN TERNYATA

dang, all of those struggle is paid off.

Masuk UI yang dulu adalah sebuah kemustahilan dengan semua strugglenya, ternyata tercapai🥹 Masuk ke kampus yang kemudian ngebuka banyak pintu lainnya sampe sekarang ada di titik ini. Ya belum sukses-sukses amat sih, tapi ada di posisi sekarang itu udah lebih lebih lebih dari yang aku bayangkan dulu.

Back then banyak orang yang bilang ambisiku gede banget tapi aku nggak ngerasa sama sekali, baru pas sekarang ngeliat aku dulu kayak ooooo pantes wkwkwkwkwkw

Yah, semoga sedikit reminiscing the old days ini bisa ngebantu aku dengan kehidupan yang makin melelahkan ini. Mengingat betapa persistennya aku kalo udah punya tujuan, semoga ability itu tetap ada sampe sekarang hahaha haha ha *ketawa pait*

Cerita original yang ditulis di notes tahun 2018 :

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Part of Citra Smanti 💃💫

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Tempat kursus bahasa Inggris dengan buku bahasa terlengkap cuma di CITRA ya kak…. Semua yang di Pare ada. Yuk mari tengok sini 🙂

Tanya-tanya dan mendaftar bisa ke WA narahubung Pak Risma 085784287859

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Aespa!!

bias + bias wrecker: winter and ningning <33

first time i heard of them: predebut back when everyone thought aespa was gna be superm girls ver. skdbfj

when i became a fan: after they released forever i started to stan

fave and least fave title: fave is next level least fave is black mamba

fave and least fave bside: 🥲 they dont have any sjfjfk <//3

fave and least fave mv: fave is next level least fave forever

fave and least fave album: THEY DONT HAVE AN ALBUM YET ;0; hoping for at least a mini album in sept

concept i wish theyd try: i want them to do a song like kesha’s late 00’s early 2010’s hits like blow or cmon 😫😵‍💫

what i like most about them: they are all so talented and goofy i love them sm <333

[blushiro]

Your tags abt Bora!! So true bestie <3 I feel like you'd also really like Chaerin! Also have you listened to their other releases yet? My personal fave songs from them are ping pong, whatever and follow me. Their discography is p short but cohesive and that's what I like abt them.

PLEASE chaerin is so cute i love her ;—; also i have! a little, i like follow me i think when i first heard it i thought it sounded like a fun song wjsn wld make which is totally a compliment

[honeydewtual]

Svt and Skz!

seventeen:

my bias + bias wrecker: there’s so many of them so it’s hard to choose.. i bias minghao, mingyu & dino, and jeonghan, jun & hoshi are bias wreckers for me

first time i heard of them: oof i can’t remember.

when i became a fan: i’ve been listening to their music for a while but i think i got into them in 2019? before an ode came out

favorite (and least favorite) title track: favorite: 24H. i love that song so much. least favorite: ready to love maybe? idk

favorite (and least favorite) b-side: favorite: trauma or fearless. least favorite: i can’t think of any

favorite (and least favorite) mv: favorite: fear or clap. least favorite: don’t have one

favorite (and least favorite) album: i don’t think i can pick one for either tbh

a concept i wished they’d try: hmm i feel like they already do a lot of different concepts so idk

what i like most about them: their choreos!! it’s always so beautiful and satisfying to watch <33

stray kids:

my bias + bias wrecker: changbin <3 bias wreckers are felix & minho

first time i heard of them: i think it was right after they debuted it seemed like everyone was talking abt them & hyping them up

when i became a fan: my pace era i think

favorite (and least favorite) title track: favorite: i am you/miroh. least favorite: levanter

favorite (and least favorite) b-side: favorite: chronosaurus/grrr/mia. least favorite: astronaut/you can stay/any

favorite (and least favorite) mv: favorite: get cool/19. least favorite: idk

favorite (and least favorite) album: favorite: miroh. least favorite: levanter/in life

a concept i wished they’d try: i feel like everyone says this abt every group but i’d love to see them to a true horror concept

what i like most about them: they’re really good performers & have good chemistry together :)

send me groups!

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A long while back my friend @flerpdederp, the rest of the JDC Discord server and I were shitposting during one of the fluffy Fridays and accidentally developed a reader-insert AU where Anti was a sassy Suburban Mom adopting all abused kids in his vicinity and getting rid of the abusive adults. Y/N character was one of the adopted kids. Did we care about canon? No, was it fun as hell? Absolutely.  Anyways, we made it have an angsty backstory later, trying to tie it somehow to JSE canon. In the process of doing that, we may have fucked Henrik up the most. 

This is an old one-shot set in that universe.

Potato Casserole, aka that one fic where Henrik isn’t really having a good day

614 words, cw: hallucinations, soft Anti?, flashbacks to not-so-soft-Anti

Henrik woke up with a scream.

Instinctively, he clamped his hands over his mouth to muffle any more sounds. He looked around, trying to figure out where he is. Something that's become a ritual for him, ever since he got back, even though the nightmares weren't haunting him as often as before. Still, every morning, it was-

Bed, bedroom. Home.

Or-

Couch, living room. Home.

But most often, as it was now, it was basement, laboratory. Home.

He could feel his heart pounding violently in his chest as he checked the clock - the glowing red numbers indicating it's 2:30pm. Henrik sighed, his breathing heavy and laboured as if he had just ran the marathon. Sleep schedule was not something he was even remotely close to having, so it was not unusual for him to pass out during the day, but still. He could not remember what he was working on before it happened, and it was not a good sign. Rubbing at his eyes, his hands trembling every so slightly, he decided figuring out that mystery can wait.

Coffee, however, could not.

There was a quiet voice in the back of his head reminding him that caffeine won't help with calming down his nightmare-induced anxiety that he chose to ignore. He needed the comforting smell of freshly brewed coffee more than anything else right now.

It's been weeks since the last time he had that dream.

***

Stumbling into the kitchen few minutes later, slightly more collected, he was greeted by a peculiar sight. Then maybe...not so peculiar anymore? Anti and Y/N were standing shoulder to shoulder, preparing what seemed to be a potato casserole. They did not notice him entering the room, too busy preparing the masterpiece of a meal, and he smiled softly. Anti was the last person he expected to find in this situation, but somehow, for some reason, it worked for him. For the both of them - Y/N was more relaxed and at ease with every passing day. It was good, seeing them like this. He took a step further into the kitchen, meaning to walk over to the coffee machine-

And Anti heard that and turned around swiftly, pointing a knife he was using to cut potatos into thin slices at Henrik, about to speak up-

...and all Henrik heard were maniacal giggles of the Glitch-

He stopped dead in his tracks, eyes wide with sudden panic. "Y/N, it-it's dangerous, come here-" he choked out the words, eyes not leaving it's face that was now twisted in a grimace he could not decipher. It was not a triumphant smirk that he's learned to fear, nor was it anger that he learned to cherish, because it's anger meant that they are winning-

"...Henrik?", he heard, along with the sound of the knife dropping to the ground. The word was soft, vulnerable, hurt, and it was like a slap to his face, cutting through the terror that took over his mind.

It's not the Glitch anymore.

It's Anti.

It's Anti and you just treated him like a monster you work on convincing him he's not.

Henrik blinked and suddenly he could see the scene before his eyes clearly. Y/N looking confused - scared? you scared them - Anti with his hand reaching out to you, empty this time, his face carefully devoid of emotions except for his eyes that were filled with concern as much as with disgust, at what, you did not know - a knife on the floor, but not bloodied, not a weapon-

He turned around and fled the kitchen, the silence following him somehow louder than the sickening laughter still echoing through his head.

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Numpang KK Dilegalkan PPDB, Hak Warga Sekitar Sekolah 'Dirampas'

BOGOR – Kisruh PPDB kembali terulang di Kota Bogor. Hak pendidikan bagi warga sekitar sekolah, kembali terampas oleh para pemilik kepentingan. Seperti yang terjadi di SMA N 3 Kota Bogor. Banyak warga sekitar lokasi sekolah tersebut malah gigit jari, usai ditolak masuk melalui jalur zonasi. Namun diketahui, banyak pelajar yang berasal dari luar wilayah Kecamatan Baranangsiang bahkan dari kawasan…

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when the weird hoe takes u to their somehow weirder boss

and his boss may or may not be a cockatrice

[bambiss]

* Hands you these *

god i already used the rose exo meme with you!! i’ll have to change my move now

[myah]

remade from @/smanti | carrd

interact if you've read this

mass liking / reblogging / queueing is okay (mutuals only)

MOVED TO @/SECONDHANDLOVERS

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OKAY ! It’s beck bimboe here to tell you to vote for in part 2 of the second annual kpoppie awards because I know a lot of you like being told what to do.

best url —> yukika, dahyun or onoff.

excellent taste —> dayoungs, bilf

funniest —> bilf (or me if youre a billy anti)

most underground —> any <3

most influential—> bilf, yukika (or me if you must)

girl group stan —> dahyun

boy group stan —> yukika or geminji (NOT ME!!!!!!!)

orbit —> any <3

exol —> fanaas, smanti or tuanzie

midzy —> yejiswife

deobi —> geminji, bilf, 1ibraz

runs a tabloid —> FIREGF, yukika

needs an intervention —> NOT ME!!!!

Ok get to it besties may the best kpoppie win

[blushiro]

Omg which Chebul girl caught your attention on gp999 :D

JIWON lfjdhs shes so pretty