#Skyrim followers

[skyrim-forever]

skyrim affirmations part 6 🙏

[surelyyourejesting]

umm. sorry yeah your boyfriend sprinted right in front of me when I tried to unrelenting force shout that hagraven off of that ledge right there. yeah he ragdolled cartoonishly and fell off. no he's down there in that valley somewhere. the hagraven went with him yeah. do you know his base ID so I can just teleport him back up here with console commands? no? well let's try fast traveling maybe he'll teleport after us. is he marked as essential? you don't know? yikes. sorry. whoopsies. that was my bad yeeeaaah.

[andnowanowl]

Lucien Flavius, hesitantly sticking a knife in some bandits: "Your parents must be so disappointed in you." 😓

Taliesin, a half a second later while murder-hoboing his way through the same bandits: "Scream! Scream louder! Your mother can't save you now!" 😈

[queenneso]

Sprinkles this into your enclosure and leaves. Eat well tonight, dumb bitches ♥️

[lilitargaryen5]

Don't worry, guard, he's wearing a mask because he has a slight cold, he's not trying to hide his identity, not at all.

[dumbjayde]

sir- SIR

[bretonalchemist]

sometimes Taliesin will stay stuck in sneaking mode, and as a Breton who is also short irl, i feel like he's making fun of me

[ana6aena]

[morpheus-somnium]

isekai! dragonborn who keeps making pop cultural references that no one else understands.

LDB: Everybody lies.

Serana: That's quite a pessimist view, don't you think?

LDB: Oh, don't worry, I learnt it from a doctor!

Serana: Oh, really? From who?

LDB: From.. From Dr. House

LDB: What if instead of Dragonborn I was called Freakyborn and instead of shouting Fusrodah I would shout Fusrogyatt?

Followers:

LDB:

LDB: It was suppossed to be funny..

LDB, getting arrested again: I've been a nasty girl 😜

Kaidan: I can't believe it

Gore: It's like you're doing it on purpose

Kaidan, after LDB does something immature: How old are you?

LDB: Seventeen...

Lucien: What?! How could you possibly be seventeen?

Kaidan: That's absurd!

LDB: For a while...

Followers: ???

LDB: Auri, I see you! *does that gesture from Avatar 2*

Auri: Well, thank you, I see you too!

Inigo: This was quite the adventure, my friend!

LDB: Would you go that far to say that.. it was a bizarre one?

Inigo: Well, yes! It was a bizarre adventure, indeed!

LDB: 🎷🎷🎷

Inigo: How- How are you doing that with your mouth?-

LDB, during that Blood on Ice (Winterhold killer quest): Elementary, my dear Watson!

Lucien: My name is Lucien..?

LDB, after meeting with their favourite Skyrim Sexyman: They can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am A-OK being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. They can use fire!

Marcurio: This is starting to get concerning

LDB: Riddle me this, Buttman

Inigo: Hehe, they called you Buttman

LDB: Would you rather consider yourself an Alpha or a Sigma?

Vilkas: After this question, f*cking dead.

LDB: You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Cicero: Oooh ~ Which one?

Gore, reading up a bounty to the others: It's been a fortnight since-

LDB: *wheezes*

LDB, introducing themselves to a new follower: I'm the Doctor.

New Follower: Doctor who?

LDB: Exactly!

Auri: You told me your name was [insert name] :(

Werewolf!LDB: Serana, where the hell have you been, Loca?

Serana: In a coffin, sealed away for thousand of years

Werewolf!LDB: Damn, that's tough

LDB: Skibidi toilet

Teldryn: I swear to the gods-

[lil-biscuits]

Something's bizarre about this Skyrim playthrough...

[nabexis]

Going back to Skyrim I've realized I'm not an Astarion to Gale Dekarios romance Pipeline person. I'm a Lucien Flavius to Gale Dekarios Pipeline person.

Hubristic mages who are different only in that Gale is older and more experienced than Lucien. They're both bookish nerds with a special interest in a culture that disappeared off the face of the planet due to hubris and want to uncover the secrets of those civilizations.

Tell me I'm wrong. TELL ME I'M WRONG.

[surelyyourejesting]

skyrim followers are so funny like you'll be fighting alduin on the throat of the world for the first time and then they hit you with a "I've done a lot of… questionable things in my life. Serving Vaermina was a horrible mistake, and I hope Mara will forgive me one day." like Erandur my brother in mara we might have bigger worries right now I don't think it's a good time to tell me about your trauma there's a lizard and it wants us to die

[lastarvek]

i made some stuff

[themonsterundermystairs]

you need to check out this amazing follower mod: his name is gore and he will respect your gender identity (you can tell him you‘re nonbinary!)

of course some people made stupid comments about that, so the mod author did this:

gore can now also be trans!

(he also has interactions with auri and remiel and he is constantly getting more and more comments)

[lilitargaryen5]

Tally, if a teacher asks, we say you're helping me with… Alteration Magic 👀

[dumbjayde]

no u guys don't understand how much i love him