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bonefall · 2 years ago

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you think skyclan would ever just steal sticks of butter? it’s like, a loaf of fat. cats love that. the real question however, is would they prefer salted or unsalted butter?

If they ever entered a house and popped open a fridge, the eggs and the butter would be the first things they'd take.

The butter especially is almost always kept right on the door of the fridge, and is small enough to just grab and bolt with. A few chicken eggs makes an excellent meal, but they'd probably need a theft buddy to carry a bunch of them!

They would prefer salted butter, no doubt. Kitties love the taste of salt. They won't say no to any unattended butterstick, though.

#Do british seaside towns keep those crummy packaged butter squares on the table outside?#The single-serve butter packets?#Or is that an American thing #Because if that's the case then SkyClan would love to poke their heads into the town when they go to collect salt #Not to mention to rummage around for discarded fish and chips #SkyClan warrior locked in honorable combat with seagull; who will win #Clan Culture #SkyClan

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