#Skerb

[amalia-uwu]

INFIRMUM

Based on the fanfiction Firsts & Seconds written by Skerbbie @skerbbie

I DON'T OWN UNDERTALE, HORRORTALE, FARMTALE OR

THE FANFICTION FIRST AND SECONDS WRITTEN BY SKERBBIE @skerbbie

The rights go to the respective owners!

Undertale by Toby Fox

Horrortale by Sour Apple Studios

Farmtale by GuinongTale_AU

Firsts & Seconds by Skerbbie @skerbbie 💙

CHAPTER 1| CHAPTER 2 | CHAPTER 3 | CHAPTER 4 |

CHAPTER 5: (you are here 😁)

Warnings ⚠️ : sick fic, inaccurate medical stuff, light angst, mention of blood.

CHAPTER 5 :

“IMPROVE”

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Note : Alright, I use the term IV (Intra venous) cause it's 'easier' But, since Sticks is a skeleton he doesn't exactly have veins. But I use the term IV anyway.

However, If you want, you could say:

I.B. (Intra Bone)

I.M. (Intra Marrow)

I.S. (Intra Soul)

Do I even make sense? 🤣🤣

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Enjoy Chapter 5! (Final Part)

Photo by Nataliya Vaitkevich from Pexels:

(For 3 days)

Abby visited him and gave him medication.

Due to the sickness he couldn't eat. Abby took care of that by injecting vitamins and nutrients on his IV.

The medicines made him sleepy and unable to talk but he could understand when someone was talking to him.

He could only offer smiles and some signs to communicate.

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Alternately, Papyrus and Axe cleaned/washed his bones.

One would keep him upright and the other would cleaned up his bones. Sticks seemed quite content. He would held the ulna and radius of whoever held him and obey quietly.

Every time he felt bad, Papyrus and Axe would assured him that it's okay and would (gently) clank their skulls affectionately.

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He was still coughing and had fever but it was on, an okay level.

He didn't cough blood. They kept using the ointment.

Little by little his soul began regaining the beautiful emerald green color.

With a lot of rest, care and medication he was improving.

[[ -> Note in this story : Sticks's soul colors are cyan (patience), yellow (justice) and green.

I mostly use green for the reasons below

He is a farmer therefore nature

Kindness

Cyan + Yellow = Green

Edit (October 8th 2023) -> I reread some info about Farmtale and I saw that in Canon Sans's eye turns green. So we stick ;) with green. ]]

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On the 4th day,

Abby came and examined him again. She used her special stethoscope (the one she had for skeleton monsters) and gently pressed it on his sternum.

He was under the influence of the medicines so he was quite sleepy.

"Alright Sticks, let's see! I want you to try and take a breath for me. Can you do that?" she asked softly.

Papyrus and Axe were holding him upwards. He offered a small smile and nodded slightly. He breathed as deeply as he could.

She listened carefully and smiled. The medicines were working!

She straightened up "Alright! It seems you are getting better! You will keep taking naps, medicines when needed and in a few more days you will be a whole different skeleton!"

He smiled, " Thank..you " he slurred drowsily. She smiled "My pleasure! Now, you rest!" she bopped his nasal cavity.

Papyrus and Axe gently laid him down. Sticks as soon as his skull touched the soft pillow he fall asleep.

Papyrus had changed the bedsheets and they smelled beautifully. The smell wasn't heavy but soft and pleasant.

"Abby please go rest as well! You can lay on my room! I'll cook something once I'm done with outside. Axe could you please stay with him?". Axe nodded.

Abby smiled "Thank you papyrus!"

"I thank you for healing him Abby!"

She smiled and patted his shoulder softly.

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Axe carefully laid next to Sticks. He looked so peaceful. Axe gently stroked his left cheekbone. Sticks smiled in his sleep.

Axe smiled back and closed his own eyes. His hand resting on Sticks's.

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Papyrus went outside and as usual he did some work, checked the animals, fed them and added water. He watered the flowers and plants that needed it.

Eventually he visited Brinley. At the sight of him she walked close to him and gently rubbed her face on his shoulder, chest and head.

"He is getting better! Brinley!" he patted her face gently and she huffed happily.

The happiness had no boundaries "You are not going to judge me if I cry a little.. Right?"

She huffed sympathetically and brought him closer. He hugged her face and the tears of happiness ran down his eye sockets.

He patted her neck and side a little more. He added grass and water. He caressed her again "I need to go now girl, I'll check on you again later alright?" she huffed in agreement.

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(An hour or so later)

He returned back home.

Abby was sitting on the table. She had checked Sticks up again and things were getting better. Axe was still sleeping next to him peacefully.

"How is he?" he whispered.

"He is getting better, I'll remove the IV later and leave some vitamins and painkillers just in case" she whispered back.

He smiled "I don't know how to thank you Abby, Thank you!"

She smiled back "Don't mention it Stones"

"I'll wash these and began cooking, prepare yourself for my wonderful spaghetti". He lifted his finger high and blew his chest. His eye sparkling. She chuckled and playfully shook her head.

Papyrus cooked spaghetti with vegetables and greens for Abby and he added more meat to Axe's plate.

Stones whispered "Bitey, it's time for lunch! Come and eat!" Axe opened his eyes and looked at Papyrus's direction.

He nodded and stretched. A part of him didn't want to leave Sticks alone but his stomach complained.

He looked at Sticks who was sleeping soundly and smiled "Be right back" he whispered and carefully pressed a kiss on his cheekbone. He got up and joined the others.

They had a pleasant meal.

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As they were eating Abby's eyes landed on the vitamins that were on the counter. "Stones? Is Sticks taking those?" she asked pointing with the back side of the fork at the small orange bottle.

Papyrus looked where she was pointing "Yeah.. why?" he raised his eyebrow.

"They are good vitamins but they can cause trouble in sleeping. You said he had trouble sleeping, if I remember correctly, right?"

Stones nodded.

"where did he get them?" Abby asked forking a brocoli on her plate.

Papyrus looked at his plate. He grimaced pensively. He looked left and right trying to remember. "Angie gave them to him when you weren't there". He held no malice or annoyance.

"Oh! forgive her! She is still learning" she lowered her head.

"Nah it's okay, they were good vitamins, if we put aside the sleeping issue, they gave him a lot of energy" he waved his hand.

"I'll give you other vitamins that will have same effects and still help him get a good night sleep" she smiled while cutting a little piece of bread with her hands.

"Thank you Abby!" he smiled.

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When they finished, she checked on him again. The IV had ended. She slowly removed it and added a small bandaid on the spot.

She let the pills and medicines and waved her goodbyes.

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(Next day)

Papyrus had woken up earlier. He looked at the clock (5.00 AM)

He shuffled and got up. He tiptoed to Sans's room and peeked his head in. Sans was still sleeping. Axe was sleeping next to him on the chair. Papyrus looked at his brother, he seemed better, his bones looked better, his breathing sounded better..

He fixed the covers and gently pressed a kiss on his forehead. Sticks smiled and hummed in his sleep.

He went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. He poured a cup of coffee and sat by the window watching the sunrise.

He kept checking on him.

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(Around 10 o clock in the morning)

The rays of sun illuminated the room. Sans opened his eyes, blinked and checked his surroundings.

The memories of what had happened the last few days came to his mind.

He touched his left hand, seems like Abby had removed the IV. He looked at the bedside table and noticed the painkillers and vitamins.

He carefully got up and stretched. Some of his bones/joints popped. He felt slightly stronger and quite hungry too.

He turned on his left and saw Axe sleeping on the chair very close to him. Sticks smiled fondly.

He could hear Papyrus in the kitchen.

He sat on bed, his feet touching the floor, he leaned forwards a little and fixed their blankets.

At some point Axe opened his eyes.

"Good morning Sticks " he said sleepily and went back to sleep.

Sticks grinned and replied "good morning as well Axe". He saw Axe smiling in his sleep.

Axe opened his eyes again and blinked. He slowly looked at Sticks.

Sticks gave him a grin. Axe kept staring. Sticks waved at him smiling "Hi".

Axe blinked his expression morphed into excitement.

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His happiness had no limits he jumped on him and threw him back on bed. "STICKS!" he exclaimed happily.

"WOAH HEY!" he chuckled.

Axe squeezed him in his embrace. Sticks hugged him back, his hands resting on Axe's scapulae "So... You missed me that much? Huh?" he didn't mind. The hug felt nice.

Axe nodded "You gave us quite the scare" he whispered.

Sans sighed "I know, I'm sorry" he gently caressed Axe's back.

"It's okay! Just be careful from now on!" Axe rested his head on Sticks's chest.

After a few minutes an idea came to Sticks's mind "Hey, uhm could you please help me surprise my brother?"

Axe nodded and smiled.

They heard the clangs and clings in the kitchen. Axe offered his hand. Sticks took it and with a soft pull, Axe pulled him on his feet.

He wrapped one hand over his shoulder to keep him from falling.

They reached the kitchen. Papyrus had his back turned chopping some vegetables.

He kept checking the clock.

Sans slowly walked behind him and gave him a hug "Surprise! Gotcha!"

Papyrus jolted at the sudden hug. "Eep!" he looked under his arm. It took him a few seconds and turned around.

"SANS!!"

He wrapped him in his arms, squished him, lifted him and made a spin!

Papyrus was grinning and hugging his big bro. Sans wasn't complaining, he was in fact enjoying this. Axe was watching amused.

Papyrus stopped and spoke quietly

"My lovely brother! You gave me quite the fright.." he didn't let go. He hugged him a little tighter.

"I know, I am sorry" Sans rested his mandible on Papyrus's shoulder

"Do you feel better?" Axe asked softly.

Sans nodded "Yes, thanks to you all" he smiled.

Papyrus lowered him but kept him in his hug. He motioned for Axe to join. He hugged Sticks from behind.

They stayed like this for a few minutes. Sticks was sandwiched between the two of them. They said nothing.

Papyrus realized that his brother hadn't eaten properly. He let go of the hug. He gently held him by the shoulders.

"YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING EEEEEEHHH!! Worry not lovely brother! I'll make you the best soup you have ever tasted".

Sans hugged him again "You are the best bro! you know that right?"

"Nyehehe! Of course!" he smiled and hugged him back, patting his shoulder.

"Sit here brother I'll prepare something for you".

Axe sat down next to him.

Papyrus sliced some fruits; bananas, strawberries, apples, kiwis, peaches. All from the garden.

He took a plate and filled it with warm vegetable soup.

He took the fresh bread he had prepared before and last but not least a glass water. He put them on the table. He gave Axe a plate as well.

"Here you go brother!" he offered him the plate. Sticks took it gratefully and enjoyed the meal happily.

He realized he was starving. He stuffed his mouth without shame. Papyrus smiled "slow down, last thing I want is for you to get choked!"

He blinked and slowed down. He kept enjoying the food contently.

Axe and Papyrus chuckled. They were happy. They sighed with relief.

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The rest of the day, they helped him move around the house. He needed a little exercise to get his strength back.

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Day by day he grew stronger and stronger.

His appetite was slowly returning.

When they saw that he could go outside, they decided to take him for a walk.

It's been a while since he left home. It will do him good to change the scenery. Papyrus prepared some snacks.

Then got dressed in Jean overalls with a red checkered flannel matched with a peach scarf, his red boots and straw hat.

Sans put on a green shirt, Jean floral overalls, blue jacket, black boots and his straw hat..

Axe put on a shirt that was a gift from Sticks. The shirt was black and had cartoonish axes on it.

They gathered up in the living room. Papyrus checked the place one last time and exited the house.

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Before the walk, however, they visited someone.

Brinley!

Papyrus peeked in,

"Oh Brinley!" his voice cheerful. He and Axe walked in.

She gave him a questionable look.

"Look who we have here?"Axe and Papyrus pointed with opened arms as Sans walked in. "Tadaaa!"

He waved at her. "Heya baby!" She huffed happily and walked quickly at his direction. She showered him with affection.

"I missed you too my baby girl!" he said and patted her neck. She gently put her head over his shoulder and brought him closer. She rubbed her head on his shoulder, chest and face.

He rubbed his face on her neck lovingly. She huffed happily.

She gently laid down and rolled left and right. He laid on top of her. He patted her softly. Soon the rest joined the patting.

After some minutes. She got up and went to eat.

"See ya later sweetheart!" he waved goodbye. She huffed happily.

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They walked for some minutes. Until they reached the landscape where there were flowers, a waterfall and mountains. The soft wind caressing their bones.

They sat under the tree, enjoying the view. After some time of catching their breaths they ate poutine. Then, enjoyed their juices.

They shared stories and adventures, some of them being their first year as farmers.

Some memories that comforted and accompanied him.

Axe listened amused. He as well shared some stories that brought him nostalgia.

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Thereafter, they walked towards the flowers and grass.

They laid between the grass. The sun warming their bones. (Around 16.00 pm - 16.30 pm time)

They stayed there until the sun began setting.

They shuffled and sat under the tree. They watched the sunset while eating pouding chômeur.

The sun slowly set behind the mountain.

Sticks was sitting between the two of them. Axe on the left. Papyrus on the right.

They hugged Sticks.

Sticks closed his eyes, grateful for his beloved brother and his wonderful partner.

He was the happiest skeleton on the entire Monsterkind.

Photo by Sachin C Nair from Pexels.

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End of Chapter 5 (Final Part)

Comments, Constructive Criticism, Feedback is welcomed!

CHAPTER 4

💙 ¡Thank you for reading! 💙

[wildicycomet]

You would be scared as fuck if a skeleton came to life and started attacking indiscriminately

[ut-museum-guide]

Comfort Fics to Soothe the Soul

_In no particular order

4 fics contain dark themes

5 fics contain smut (3 of 5 eventual)

12 fics are reader fics

5 fics are Sans x Sans

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1. Skeleton Games

By poetax (279k words)

Characters: Muffet, Red, Edge, Reader

Tags: Feuding neighbors, vampire reader

Note: None

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2. Doom and Gloom All Up in Your Room

by TrashCollector (95k)

Reader (room owner), Dust, Horror

Domestic harem

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3. A Sea of Hope

By Aylish91 (26k)

Reader (runaway skeleton), Axe (Horror)

Piratetale, Y/N x Axe

Note: abuse recovery

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4. Poor Little Meow Meow

By Mystique, TallDumbass (58k)

Reader (vet), Killer

Fluff and Angst, domestic, ship

Note: eventual occasional smut

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5. A Lovely House of Bones

By Green_Heart88 (37k)

@/greenheartart

Reader (host), Sans, Paps, Blue, Stretch, Edge, Red

Domestic living + recovery

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6. Six Skeletons, One Store Clerk

By mccloudydayz (249k)

Reader, Sans, Paps, Red, Edge, Stretch, Blue +

Harem, Domestic, multiverse shennanigans

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7. Aggre(g/v)ation

By Llama_Goddess (180k)

Reader, Sans, Red, Skull, later Mobfell Sans

Domestic, lots o’ shippin’

Note: Mobfell’s house onwards is intense

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8. On the Top of the Bone Pile

By Lyrjok (422k)

Reader (in band), Red, Edge, Blue, Stretch, Gaster Sans

Harem,

Note: eventual smut

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9. Dirty Laundry

By popatochisp (162k)

Swapfell Sans, Swapfell Papyrus, Reader

Domestic, romance

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10. Stowaway Bitty

By Historically Dragon (301k)

Bittybones (Brassberry), Reader (broke and making do)

Slice of life

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11. A Trio of Misfits

By Sabinarius (56k)

Bittybones (Baby Blue, Lil Bro), Reader

Slice of life, money troubles

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12. Smoke in the Mirror

By Catsitta (76k)

Mobfell Ensemble, Red, Sans

Sans x Sans

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13. The Killing Kind (Comic)

By @/thegrinningkitten

Geno-Error x Reaper, Sans x Sans

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14. Papyrus Dates a Bird

By WhatteauYouDoing (70k)

Reader (bird), Papyrus, Sans

Slice of life, magi

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15. That Danger that Lurks Underwater

By AKA_Indulgence (67k)

Sans (meroctopus), Red (mermaid), Edge (mermaid), Reader (human)

Toxic romance, Sans x Reader

Note: dark themes

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16. Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons

By RecklesslyCaffeinated (90k)

Reader, Sans, Red, Horror

Nurse x prison inmates, harem

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17. Who Done It?

By Catsitta (15k) complete

Mafia Sans, Mafia Red, Mafia Edge, Reader (barista)

Mafia!Kustard, mystery, Sans x Sans

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18. Cave Bear

By Llama_Goddess (35k)

Reader, Horrorfell Sans, Horrorfell Papyrus

Fall into underground, daily grind

Note: dark themes

Related one shot

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19. Just Buisness

Catsitta (37k)

Sans, Red

Single parent struggle, sugar daddy red

Sans x Sans (debatable)

Note: dark themes

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20. Burn Me Down

By Gypsum Lilac (22k)

Edge, Reader

Fast food domestic, mental health

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21. Storm

By Nilchance

Horror, Sticks (Farmtale Sans)

Hurt/comfort, Sans x Sans

Note: smut

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22. The Soldier and the Carnal Skeletons

By Writers_War_Zone (113k)

Sans, Horror, Blue, Reader (ex soldier)

Animal instincts, harem, kink

Note: smut

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23. Little Red

By Spectroscope (53k)

@/spectascopes

Human!SwapPaps, Human!SwapSans, OC bittybones

Bittybones, trauma recovery

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24. Firsts and Seconds

by Skerb (103k)

Sticks (Farmtale Sans), Bitey/Buddy (Horrortale Sans)

Injury recovery, strangers to lovers, Sans x Sans

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25. Starry Eyed

By nilchance (90k)

Sans, Red, Edge, Stretch, Gaster (AI)

Prison recovery, soulmates, pirates, outer space, Sans x Sans, Stretch x Edge, Red x Edge

Note: dark themes, occasional smut

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26. AVA

By Inyahs (356k)

Anomaly OC, bittybones oc, UTMV ensemble

~ Wise crack hermit goes on adventure with grumpy insomniac bitty~

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[undertale-fic-librarby]

Any fics with undersail sans

or with Farm sans as a character and not just a love interest?

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

Firsts and Seconds by skerb (Mature, Incomplete)

Sans (who goes by 'Sticks') has had a good life; he and his brother inherited their grandfather's small farm and things are going well. There's nice people around, no shortage of things to do, and the satisfaction of seeing the land flourish to life every year is a reward itself... ... ...that is, until he stumbles upon something no one ever expects to find in their field one autumn evening while Papyrus is in town. [[General CW: this fic deals with starvation recovery, so please take care as you proceed. 💗]] (rottencrop slowburn recovery fic ♥)

Compost for this Rib Cage Garden by WrittenNovelty (Not Rated, Complete)

The mythos of death would always be associated with melancholy and loneliness. Of loss, coldness, and grief. Mortals would look to it with fear, Gods with begrudging acceptance. Death itself, at least one-half of it, saw himself as the necessary evil all else claimed him to be. The one good thing he’d ever touched in his life, the one person who’d believed in him… Was gone. --- What the world had become when she’d… There was a grunt below, causing Reaper to refocus as the skeleton below cracked his back and peered up at the hazy orange ball the sun had become. Their gazes almost seemed to lock, the soft green held within the mortal’s a painfully familiar color. They seemed to stare right at him. “Uh… Howdy there stranger. Watcha doin’ way up there?” The other called. Reaper’s chest filled with ice as he turned to see who the other could be speaking to. It couldn’t be him. Yet, he was as alone as ever. He twirled back around to see the other had waved his hands around, seemingly just as startled.

Tapping the Font by skerb (Explicit, Complete)

“Say,” Sans murmurs, his voice roughed out. “Might’ve forgot to ask… Hey’tap. It’s just a spice, right..?” It’s not like Axe had been hiding it. It’s right in the name. “Heat tap,” he corrects, careful to pronounce both T’s this time. “Brings heat.” Sans blinks at the simplicity of his answer, then finally grins. “Wow,” he snickers almost amicably. “That’s one way to do it.” Axe returns his grin. “Said you could handle it.” -- Wherein a miscommunication results in Axe (enthusiastically) weathering Sticks's heat. :)

Two And A Calf Men by silverryu25 (General Audiences, Complete)

Sans and Papyrus bought a farm when they arrived on the surface but despite Papy’s hopes it didn’t help Sans feel better. Could a “temporary” addition to their little family help both brothers heal and live happier lives?

RealAgeAU by @ancientschampionau (Not Rated, Incomplete)

A series of drabbles covering the events of Nightmare being reverted to his uncorrupted form while the gang tries to raise him.

[undertale-museum]

Honorable Mentions

Skele - Fanfiction

*Minors not Permitted*

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a. Chain Me to You by Trash Theater

Swapfell, Slim-centri

b. A Fixed Debt by undertailsouls3x

Sans dropped in Underfell, Edge

c. A Little Bit of Medicine by skerb

Sans dropped in Underfell, half-dead

n. learn to live by I_Write_Sanses_Not_Tragedies

recovery fic, r*pe in first chapter

e. Things You Haven’t Told Me

Red tells Edge his backstory

f. storm by nilchance

Farmtale Sans x Horror, smut

g. Scrubbed and Softened by skerb

sensual, explicit

h. Smoke in the Mirror by catsitta

Mob Red x Sans

i. a taste of sunshine by oneType

Nightmare x Dream, smut

j. A Skeleton Fell Asleep at a Bar by perniciousLizard

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k. The Last Laugh by kamari333

Blue falls in love with Sans (whose on su*cide watch)

spoiler related trigger

l. Happily Ever After

sequel to Last Laugh

m. Life Cycles by Lady_Kit

Slice of life, heat cycles, recovery

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[sixthcrane]

for the ship meme... horrorfarm? they are on the mind today

i love horrorfarm and it's because of that slow burn by skerb it is awesome

i love recovery fics because they are. Excellent and because i love farm aus but also i think the two of them have a pretty good dynamic--they're both very resilient people who are mild-mannered and take generous/providing caretaker roles in their lives

i think they have a good few options of possible dynamics too, mostly on the wholesome side and not really for a more antagonistic pairing (they're both too easy-going and conflict-avoidant)

would give a better answer but i'm half-awake. YIPPEE

[callmeadin]

okay okay okay so.

i found a fic on ao3 called Firsts and Seconds by skerb. i just hopped into it and im on chapter four and holy shit guys the writing js so fucking gOOD i am chewing at the walls biting chunks out of corners its UGH so fucking good

i will update how my progress goes

[skerbbie]

🔞"Tapping the Font"

AU: AU of FiSe (Firsts and Seconds) Pairing: farmhorror / rottencrops :3 Rating: E[xplicit] :o Summary: Axe introduces Sticks to the wonders of herbology! Only there's miscommunication, leading to Sticks going into heat. :3 Note: dubcon (because heatfic)

[cloudyinthecloset]

Is there an artist/writer that portrays a character you like in lighting that is just *muwah*

Thank you for your ask! I'm always excited to get an anon in my inbox :3

I'm assume instead of "lighting" you mean "writing". My favorite portrayals are definitely by 0neType and LyraLV, their work A Taste of Sunshine is exquisite. Do be warned it is Explicit and contains Dreammare.

Askellie has some amazing potrayals of Sku's Leviathantale, check out their collection Tales from the Trench.

Kasbaka's Moonlight Festival is one of my all-time favorites that I always go back to. Wonderful Killer/Cross/Dream/Nightmare, fantastic dynamic that feels true to the characters.

I don't read a lot about Farm, but Skerb's Firsts and Seconds got me interested in Farmtale and the wonderful ship RottenCrops. I'm normally not interested in the dynamic between any Sans and Papyrus, but I genuinely love the interactions between Farm and his brother. Skerb is a fantastic writer.

I could go on for days about TellTaleKael, but I'll keep it to By the Angel, which is a fantastic and very unique portrayal of several AU characters, but focuses around Swap/Blue. I love the world building and the slow build of the dynamics, I need to go back and reread it again.

There are so many many more, but I think this is a good start.

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Featured Fic Friday!

Welcome to Featured Fic Friday! A day where I, or someone who suggests one, tell you about a fanfic that I really enjoy! Spoiler's under the cut! Today's featured fic is...

Red On You by skerb (Mature, Incomplete)

Edge and Sans's first meeting does not go well.

Whilst reading this I bookmarked it with the following statement:

“Ripped my heart out actually more specifically slowly removed it with a scalpel and then ripped it out.“

The writing style is great and showcases the characters internal struggles as well as the impact of grief (slight spoilers) after a neutral route and how that impacts the characters perception of meeting their alternatives.In this case being UT Sans meeting UF Papyrus after a geno route and UF Papyrus meeting UT Sans after UF Sans’ death.

The author also highlights the similarities between the counterparts as well as how it affects the character currently grieving.

Kinda like another tumblr post I saw where yes the brothers meet the alternatives but in a way (from their POV) that I can see all of them relate back to you and all the similarities you hold and I’m happy and glad we are brothers.Meeting more versions of you just makes me love you more.(Platonic sibling love NOT shipping.)

Disclaimer this fic does handle sibling death and dark topics.

[undertale-museum]

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[Updated 15Jan24]

+18 used as shorthand for s3x

*** aka Dead dove do not eat as shorthand for dark themes, kink and/or rough s3x

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[1] So I think You've Got the Wrong Number

By WhatteauYouDoing (97k)

November 28th, 2015 - June 2016

_Incomplete

Reader, Gaster, Toriel, Sans

~Magi reader pulls Gaster from void~

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[2] learn to live [series]. (+18 ***)

By I_Write_Sanses_Not_Tragedies

61k words

April 14, 2016 - November 2018

_incomplete

Blue, Stretch, Red

R*pe recovery, domestic

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[3] AVA

By Inyahs (356k)

December 17, 2016 - Jan 2024

_incomplete

Anomaly OC, bittybones oc, UTMV ensemble

~ Wise crack hermit goes on adventure with grumpy insomniac bitty~

Note: plot up to Sciencetale lab, lacks character development after

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[4] sticks & stones (+18)

By oneType (163k)

March 14, 2016 - May 14, 2019

_complete

Stretch, Red, Edge, Underfell Ensemble, Underswap Ensemble

~Stretch gets stuck in Underfell~

TW: discussion of attempted s**cide prior go story

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[5] Good food, Good friends, Bad laughs

By shyviolet77 (431k)

April 19, 2016 - July 11, 2019

_incomplete

Sans, Frisk, Papyrus

1930s mobtale, Neutral Party Frisk

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[6] A Puzzle Just For Me (+18)

By neroli9 (696k)

May 7, 2016 - January 13, 2024

_incomplete

Sans, Reader, Muffet, OC ensemble

Mobtale 1930s, exiled royal

Note: very kinky, RACK

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[7] KR Trilogy (+18, ***)

By Mercy_Run (203k)

October 10, 2023 - Feb 2, 2023

_incomplete

Sans, Red, Edge

idk an sfw way to tag this~ guide

Note: skip wedding, smut from beginning

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[8] Skeleton Games

By poetax (279k)

November 30, 2016 - Jan 1, 2023

_incomplete

Red, Edge, Reader, Muffet

Feuding neighbors, vampire reader

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[9] Little Red

By Spectroscope (53k)

@spectascopes

April 15th 2017 - April 14, 2022

_complete

Human!SwapPaps, Human!SwapSans, OC monster

Bittybones, trauma recovery

Note: Stan (H!SS) is trans-masc,

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Broken Bones Multiverse [series]

By Lady_kit  (339k)

21 April 17 - Nov 23

[10] Broken Bones

_complete

Stretch, Edge, Blue, Red

Papyrus centric, spicyhoney

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[11] Bone Shards

_discontinued

Stretch, Edge, Blue, Red

drabbles

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[12] Compound Fracture

_2023 Nov

Stretch, Edge, Blue, Red, Slim (Swapfell Papyrus) , Razz (Swapfell Sans)

Papyrus centric, spicyhoney

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[13] Ain’t this the life [series] ***

By nilchance (524k)

Date

_discontinued

Sans, Red, Edge

Uptight asshole x shameless tumblr sexy man

(series contains 39 works) -->first

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 that space pirates AU [series] ***

by nilchance _ 2021 (116k) dddne

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[14] Killing the moon

Red, Papyrus

Brain washing recovery

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[15] starry eyed

Sans, Red, Edge, Stretch, Gaster (AI)

Prison recovery, soulmates, domestic

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[16] Doom and Gloom All Up in Your Room

by TrashCollector (95k)

____ - Dec 2023

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Y/N (room owner), Dust, Horror

Domestic reverse harem

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[17] Firsts and Seconds

by Skerb (103k)

__ - 2023

_incomplete

Sticks (Farmtale Sans), Bitey/Buddy (Horrortale Sans)

Injury recovery, strangers to lovers

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[18] Sea of Hope

By Aylish91 (26k)

2021 - 2023 March

Y/N (runaway skeleton), Axe (Horror),

Piratetale, Y/N x Axe

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[19] Poor Little Meow Meow

By Mystique, TallDumbass (58k)

2022 - October 2023

Y/N (vet), Killer

Fluff and Angst

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[20] A Lovely House of Bones

By Green_Heart88 (37k)

@greenheartart

2023 - Dec 2023

(Y/N) host, Sans, Paps, Blue, Stretch, Edge, Red

Domestic living + recovery

[triplessssportscards]

Origin of Super Bowl Memorabilia

Founded by Mike and Mark Skerbe, Triple SSS Sports Cards primarily sells sports cards from the MLB, NFL, and NHL, alongside other equally prevalent American sports leagues. By collecting and authenticating vintage items from 1975 or earlier, Triple SSS Sports Cards preserves the history of sports merchandising.

Baseball cards served as the only form of sports merchandising for over 100 years, ever since tobacco companies like Yum Yum and Goodwin & Co. began packaging them with tobacco tins in 1865. In 1927, Bowman Trading Cards sold the first baseball cards separate from tobacco, while Topps expanded the model by pairing a six-pack of cards with a piece of bubblegum. Only in the 1950s, when screen printing became widespread, did teams print their names and logos on hats and keychains.

Some of the most popular merchandise types only arose from the 1960s onward. Danny Gilmore created the first bobblehead for the Los Angeles Dodgers and sold them onsite during games. In 1971, high school student Steve Chmelar created a papier-mâché finger to celebrate his school’s basketball team, which inspired the inception of the foam finger by high school art teacher Geral Fauss seven years later. In the late 2000s, the NFL and MLB began partnering with Good360 to send the premanufactured merchandise for the losing World Series or Super Bowl team each year to countries that could benefit most.

[roseyanon]

[ “Enough” ] on Ao3 - ( fic link in the notes! )

Pairing(s): NONE Rating: T+ Summary:  Papyrus struggles through self-worth issues. Sans helps.

[somewhat-insane]

@skerbaderbadoo never fails to impress. I just finished reading their new chapter of Firsts and Seconds (which may be one of my all time favorite fanfictions) and I, as always, enjoyed it very much.

Of course, I'll like almost anything Horrorfarm related but Skerb's wonderful way with words definitely adds on to the magic.

Truly an inspiration.

[scarletscarveszines]

Today on our contributor lineup is Skerb, a writer!

Their favorite Undertale quote is : "Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!"

You can find Skerb on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/skerb/profile or here on Tumblr (18+ account) : @skerbaderbadoo