#Sitri too since he trained under Levi
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jazeswhbhaven · 1 day ago
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OCxKing Music Headcanons: It's Better Than Yours
Astra: My milkshake brings all the boys to yard~ They're like it's better than yours~
Leviathan: Your what? *squints*
Astra: *takes off headphones* Huh?
Leviathan: What milkshake are you talking about? You don't even have one in front of you.
Astra: *laughs* Oh...Leviathan I don't mean a real milkshake...it's a metaphor.
Leviathan: For what? Nothing on your body is like a milkshake in the slightest.
Astra: Excuse me?
Leviathan: *takes her headphones and listens to the song with a grimace* This song is definitely not for you.
Astra: *narrows eyes* So...you're saying your milkshake is better?
Leviathan: Of course it is. My subjects would die just to speak to me. No 'milkshake' required. If you're talking about sex appeal, then you've already lost.
Astra: Being a stuck up bitch and instilling fear in your citizens isn't sexy by the way. *takes her headphones back and keeps listening*
Leviathan: You're just mad that my milkshake is better than yours and will forever be. That song no longer belongs to you.
Astra: You can't own this song, you didn't make it...
Barbatos: If I may...I would very much in fact love a milkshake right now
Foras: Really? As if you deserve one. I'm the one that should enjoy anything that His Majesty provides.
Glasyalabolas: Heh, I know what I want a taste of *glances at Astra*
Astra: Everyone...I just said the song isn't literal...this isn't about milkshakes.
Leviathan: *starts humming the song and smirking at Astra indicating that he has won this round*
Astra: Note to self, never listen to music in Hades....
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