#Siri why does god allow suffering
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every day i am subjected to horrors and indignities that no human should be asked to bear
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#alycia debnam carey#my wife#aisha dee#laura harrier#marny kennedy#*squidward voice* we love women here sir#they are literally and I can not stress this enough living the dream#siri why does god allow suffering#the girl is a walking aesthetic
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guess who woke up with a sore throat today
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i accidentally spilled hot havdalah wax on my finger while extinguishing the flame😭
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doc prescribed me the stronger ibuprofen for my infection situation only for my period cramps to come gallopping in, laughing maniacally. smugly even.
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And I’m on my fucking period too
I’ve been in the ER for the last like five hours and ya girl has COVID
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tragedy strikes
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Y'ALL COULD SOP ME UP WITH A BISCUIT I AM MELTED
pleASE I'M GOING INSANE THE TYING DOWN THE CLOTHESPIN ON THE NIP NOP THE 'YOU LIKE IT ROUGH HUH?' OF IT ALL SKJEDFHSKDJFSGKDJFGKJFHSKD
#the heart killers#firstkhao#kantbison#naturally that muhfucka would drop while i was on my way to work kjdhfksjdfhk wtf siri why does god allow suffering
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anyway the way i would gif the hell out of this movie if only someone would seed
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they voted him off dancing with the stars
do you know how bad this scared me jesus christ
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Even artificial Intelligence does not like this fucking shitty ass fan base 🖕🖕🖕
#they really said beats fucking me babe#baseball#siri why does god allow suffering#I hate when bad people get rewarded it’s truly never ending#literally THE WORST fanbase in all of sports wish I was joking
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I put on hard clothes and walked all the way to the subway only to find out service is suspended in Brooklyn because of rain so I rescheduled my doctors appt and walked all the way back in the pouring rain so what I’m saying is I win at having the worst morning.
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Wait, I’m actually so sad. I miss my dogs so so so so much. Who would have thought a synthetic Dolly Parton wig would get under my skin like that
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i cut my fingertip and nail pretty bad yesterday not like hospital bad but like wow yeah you fucked that up good bad and it hurtssss today ow ow ouchyyyy
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genuinely why is it impossible to find lemon fanta outside of europe? they don't deserve it!
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