#SirSidneyWiffledork

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Harry lied to us! by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

Harry lied to us! As we head into "will they or won't they" season, the thought occurred to me that we have all been lied to by henry the balding.This of course does not minimize the contribution that the love of henry's life - the failed actress and yacht girl rachel meghan markle ragland - has made to Henry's day to day infamy, I mean happiness.However, when henry the balding stated that "meghan will do anything" he lied, and we have the proof.She will not, under any circumstances, ever do what they promised:They will not remove e themselves from the world stage and both just stfu!And in case any sugars are reading this, there are no olive branches, the morons of Montecito are nfi to anything of substance least of all christmas events with either side of their families.And when they said they wanted privacy and that rachel would do anything they lied.The moral of this story is that privacy and discretion will get you places narcissistic self centered fame seeking word salad can not.So please rachel, give us all a gift and stfu! post link: https://ift.tt/pjChs6M author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: October 11, 2024 at 04:58PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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Helping the Harkles...and another apology to the group by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

Helping the Harkles...and another apology to the group As we approach the holiday season, I find myself posting some colorful comments on threads with language that is best kept in locker rooms. I sincerely apologize to the group for posting such well deserved but impolite comments about the fucking idiot prince henry the balding and his pleasure appliance, the failed actress and yacht girl. No doubt this will not be my last apology, given how they continue with their repetive pattern of creating chaos, blaming others, making grandious announcements, stealing the limelight from the efforts of dedicated and hard working heros and veterans, never doing any actual work in support of any cause but themselves and encouraging the never ending drama of "will they or won't they" But I digress.This group is filled with people who truly care about each other, the people of the commonwealth and the royal family. We are known for the constructive criticism and support we give unselfishly to the Montecito morons.And so, with Black Friday just days away, and in the spirit of the season, I hope you will join me here to offer the horrid I mean happy couple some helpful suggestions for Christmas gifts they might purchase for each other. This may seem an easy task but I assure you it is not. Ask yourself, "What do you get the dellusional narcissistic sociopath who thinks they have everything?"If this were Oz, they could both use courage, a heart and a brain.But we are closer to Kansas than the fantasy world these grifters live in.So without further delay, here are my 3 suggestions for her, for him and for them:For her, I think a subscription to millionairematch.com might be well received.And for him, perhaps a quality hairpiece? Something that does not make his head look like it needs fertilizer?Perhaps they would both enjoy a nice Hermes saddle that would let her mount him to ride around the house?Any ideas to help the loving couple? post link: https://ift.tt/gTkAV2i author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: November 21, 2024 at 05:03AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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It is time to change the script from "will they or won't they" to "what will they" as in what will they wear this year for their Halloween costumes? by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

It is time to change the script from "will they or won't they" to "what will they" as in what will they wear this year for their Halloween costumes? As summer ends, the Montecito morons have entered their favorite season, the season of "will they or won't they?" Sadly, they won't. They never have and never will.But they can turn things around with the perfect holiday for the privacy obsessed - Halloween!I suspect that all of my fellow sinners are full of helpful hints to the talentless grifters as to what to wear.And what not to wear. Hint: SS uniform and hertz signs are out this year.When I first came up with the idea of this post and thought of henry the balding one character came to mind; friar tuck. This beloved character has deep British roots not entirely unlike follicley challenged harry and is used to playing second fiddle to a self righteous criminal...sorry Robin.It would require a simple robe and....that's about it. Henry the balding was born to be friar tuck.Because of the wretched rachel meghan markle ragland's many talents, the failed actress and yacht girl proved more of a challenge. Dressing as a yacht girl is pretty much her daily look, and this holiday would benefit from some of her freakish attention to detail. My mind kept searching for the perfect costume.A costume based on her most memorable role might be problematic as being a car seat with a male prop exposing themselves might make a demonstration of her acting skills possible but would inevitably lead to a mug shot instead of a backgrid special.I thought of asking ari what he thought but he was busy getting candy for Diddy in case anyone knocks on his cell door this scarey holiday season.I was frantic. My mind was a blank. How to you portray someone who is a bottomless pit of uselessness and self agrandisement. And then it came to me.The rachel prides herself on her feminist roots going back to her dishwasher days. The rachel is a professional victim seemingly finding herself under whatever pile of shit that lands on her head from her latest relaunch and she claims the sky is falling. So....Wait for it.....She can cross dress and go as the boy who cried wolf.Anyone else care to help these poor unfortunate millionaires? post link: https://ift.tt/ScO7CMK author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: October 13, 2024 at 06:25PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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Why henry the bald allows himself to be humiliated. by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

Why henry the bald allows himself to be humiliated. I apologize for the long introduction but I think some background is important to help understand the reasons behind my speculations.I am not a medical professional. I have no academic credentials related to human behavior.I do have 20+ years experience in the world of BDSM as a "Dominant"I am also a curious person who enjoys exploring areas of interest, particularly when they are beyond my experience. Early in my exploration of bdsm I was exposed to individuals who identify as masochists. I have seen dozens of such people subject themselves to extreme pain in scenes that would cause most rational people to call emergency services. For the record I am not a sadist and was a curious observer and not a participant in this type of activity. Not my kink at all.What i observed was that these people seemed to need such extreme pain in order to be able to process pleasure.When I looked into the science of this behavior, and this information is 20 years old, what I discovered was amazing.The research I read showed that an extremely high percentage of masochists had a history of severe trauma which often included long hospital visits and chronic pain at a young age.The authors speculated that over long periods of time in chronic pain the masochists pleasure wires would become so entwined that they had difficulty processing one without the other.This was dealing with physical pain of course, but it is easy to find web sites where individuals seek partners for extreme humiliation.Which brings me to an observation and a question.First, can anyone link to a picture or video which shows meghan markle and henry interacting in what you would describe as a traditional loving scene?The Prince and Princess of Wales are so obviously a loving couple thar I could produce dozens of such examples. It would be hard to find a picture of them together where they are not obviously in love. But the Montecito pair?They always look different. Meghan is always in charge and henry is always diminished.Henry seems to go out of his way to make himself appear less. A legend of aviation? What drugs do you have to take to think that would help your image?The love drug, that is what.I suspect that going through a long period of emotional pain at a young age would mess with your brain's wiring.Anyone dealing with such complex issues might overcompensate by beating ponies to death and abusing professional women.If that does not provide them with the release they will keep searching until....One day a narcissist finds you. They love bomb you until you let your guard down and then treat you like crap. They throw the kitchen sink at you with bizarre behavior and mix lies with reality until you realize....The only thing that really sets you free is being humiliated. The bigger the stage the better the release.Any thoughts? post link: https://ift.tt/04as7O1 author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: June 13, 2024 at 05:12AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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The wretched meghan markle learned her curtsy from a Taylor Swift video? by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

The wretched meghan markle learned her curtsy from a Taylor Swift video? I was never a Swifty but with William the Prince of Wales and his family dancing with so much joy I decided to take the plunge and watch a video or two from Ms. Swift.I am afraid my techno skills are from the same era as my musical tastes so I will just ask you to listen to the song, "shake it off* from early in Taylor's career.It's a 4:01 video. At 3:45 ms. Swift does a dance move that appears to me to be a curtsy where she ends up seated on the floor. Her curtsy is the exact move that the dutchess of chlamydia did in the Oprah interview demonstrating her curtsy skills.I won't link the talentless wonders bow, but have a look at this video. you can dance for 3:44 of it. it's hard not to.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM&pp=ygUZdGF5bG9yIHN3aWZ0IHNoYWtlIGl0IG9mZg%3D%3DI would bet all the jam in American riviera orchard that the talentless yacht girl would have been dancing around and mimicking Taylor Swifts dance moves because after all she obviously wrote this song for her.Anyone else see the similarity?Oh and Taylor Swift is aces in my book. post link: https://ift.tt/EuNzGrD author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: June 25, 2024 at 08:45AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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State of their union - reaching the limits of failing and grifting upwards. by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

State of their union - reaching the limits of failing, and grifting, upwards. As the holidays approach and we face a coming avalanche of click bait promoting the illusion of reconciliation, I thought it might be appropriate to take a moment to reflect on where are and what we know about our saint and her hair bag. Where we are:She:It has been proven beyond a doubt that rachel meghan markle ragland is an imposter.She is not an acting talent.She does not have a mind for business.She is not an inspirational leader.She does not contribute to society in any meaningful way as a philanthropist or a role model.She does not listen to professional advice unless that advice randomly coincides with her desires.She is a talentless bully and grifter who allows harry to do anything so she can maintain her illusion of relevance. He:He does not exhibit the mental capacity to engage in a meaningful conversation about anything, relying instead on parroting word salad he hears at home.He does not have the ability to show empathy to another human being, or any other mammal, in a believable way.He does not have anything that even vaguely resembles a work ethic.He does not have a working relationship with his hair plugs and seems to be rejecting them by his own embarrassment at being seen with them.He does not appear genuinely happy in any of the pictures or events he has been seen at since his forced relocation.He is a buffoon who is occasionally paraded out to accept awards bought and paid for by money he inherited from his family or earned by trashing his family.I believe:That our Saint was banned from England by the latest queen, possibly because of the moonbumps.That her accessory has spent his life in a drug induced stupor to avoid processing the pain of his childhood. They have failed upwards driven by an industry that thrives on novelty.That they their momentum carried them to heights in the American media that neither was ready for and did not deserve based on their own accomplishments. People earn fame or achieve notoriety.This couple earned nothing. They are only one thing in the real world, the failed son of a king and his "she let's me do anything" pleasure appliance.The recent lack of public appearances together does not mean marital discord.It just proves that he is still tolerated in some circles but only if he leaves the appliance at home.And it proves that she is finally listening to wme to shut the fuck up so they can take one last stab at redeeming both of their reputations.The olive branch stories and plees for a family christmas invite will be more subtle this holiday season.I doubt their will actually be any real attempt to privately reach out as they know the queen's edict is still in force.There may be some "poor pitiful prince" click bait stories with his appliance standing behind her man in defence of their family against the heartless king.And then the last push: the return of the Queen of ingriftus. I see endless coverage of her rubbing herself against wounded men - eyes always focused on the camera, smile exposing horse teeth version 3.3. So relatable to anyone who has received a lap dance.Wme will declare victory and retire with a fully paid invoice from the battlefield. And what will he do? What will she do?I hear they are hiring at McDonald's. Anyone have a better idea? post link: https://ift.tt/XOKn43R author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: November 07, 2024 at 05:40PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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Why the faux royal tours? One possible explanation. by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

Why the faux royal tours? One possible explanation. Why would the government of a marginal country or a failing company risk alienating one of the most influential families on earth?The question has been rolling around in my brain for a while.What follows is pure speculation.Any similarities to individuals companies or countries is purely coincidental. There are 2 sides to this "push-me pull-you" Getting a narcissist to show up for publicity is easy, but why would anyone who has any power and half a brain do it?Companies and countries have one thing in common: they are led by people.There are always people involved who make decisions for these entities. Sometimes those individuals may make decisions for their own personal benefit. Sometimes.Imagine you are the head of a failing government or corporation. You know it's only a matter of time before you are removed from your paycheck and your partner really wants to go see Taylor Swift in concert and buy some shoes. Lots of shoes.How are you going to get that much cash quickly?The answer is simple: create a government or corporate expense that no one will question. The bigger the better. And make sure that when the money is paid, that every single payment includes a "voluntary tax" payment by the recipient to your designated account.Now imagine paying for the security of a high profile individual who constantly reminds everyone of the need for their personal security. Imagine the cost of protecting that individual if they came to visit your fair land or attended your event in a high risk area.Bringing such an individual into a high risk situation is a public relations coup, and the need for a ridiculous amount of money to pay for security is easily justified. You calculate the costs and realize that no amount would ever be challenged as excessive. You make sure there is plenty of spillover in the budget to overcome any possible objections.Protection of the precious is priceless after all. Who would say otherwise if they were getting a taste?As the person responsible for the invitation and being coordinator of the visit, all you have to do is ride out the negative press about your regime or withstand the criticism from your board for a few short weeks. Since you know you are on the way out as leader or your company is on life support, who cares? You and yours will be singing "shake it off" from prime scalped seats in no time.When the arrangements are complete you bring in an actress and her puppy for a command performance. They piss on the carpet but who cares? The damage you sustain is surprisingly minimal as the world press focuses on dresses and jewelry while pretending that word salad can sustain a hungry child.It's all about the money.Grifting the graft.African Parks. We should always remember.SPECIAL NOTICE: Sorry Ms. Swift. I am a fan of your music and do not mean to imply in any way that you or yours would ever be involved in such shenanigans. The desire to attend your concerts was just the easiest way to captur the motivation for the actions of the hypothetical twits in my post. You are amazing and the last thing I need is to have Travis mad at me. post link: https://ift.tt/RS4m6h8 author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: August 27, 2024 at 08:31AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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What happened ? by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

What happened ? Came across this fun video of harry...once upon a time.He was once human. He actually can smile.What happened to this guy?Did his brains get sucked out by the failed actress rachel meghan markle?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1z3cp_Mh8bA&t=18s&pp=ygURSGFycnkgYW5kIG1lZ2hhbiA%3D post link: https://ift.tt/PbAncEf author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: August 23, 2024 at 01:06PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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Earl of Pembroke hypothesis by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

Earl of Pembroke hypothesis Plates will reach orbit if this Yankee Wally report from Ocean Girl is to be believed.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZjWQ_cd6Ek&t=2429sForget about the invisikids and the LOSIt may be Henry the balding is out of luck too.Could the earl of Pembroke be somebody's daddy?Pretty interesting stuff but lots of visuals so best to view directly. post link: https://ift.tt/4WmURK8 author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: July 24, 2024 at 06:47AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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It is time to help those less fortunate than us. Those whose millions have not bought fame and happiness but instead created animosity and disdain. by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

It is time to help those less fortunate than us. Those whose millions have not bought fame and happiness but instead created animosity and disdain. I ask all of you to help these poor millionaires. Not with money, but with headlines.It seems that henry the balding and the former yacht girl and lover of men in suits wretched rachel meghan markle duchess of chlamydia have writers block.This is the only reason I can think of why these two are recycling headlines and photos from many years ago.This strategy does not seem to be enough to change their fortunes, so I felt it is time for us to help.Don't let the truth limit your creativity. This is an academical exercise in the finest tradition of the freakish chicken roaster herself. The headline is all that matters.Some initial suggestions are:Harry and dog bong - Prince harry to team with snoop dog to release new line of prestige bongs.Harry buries bong - Harry admitted to hospital after accidentally sitting on his bong.Rachel reaches limit - Duchess recounts horror of having her credit card declined. "It's so unfair to be forced to live within our means."While we may mock these people a bit, that does not mean we can't help them achieve their ultimate level of success that they so richly deserve. /s post link: https://ift.tt/hTP4HMW author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: July 09, 2024 at 11:15PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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The Miracles of the Saint by u/SirSidneyWiffledork

The Miracles of the Saint Sinners, this weekend has been one for the ages We have seen a display by the royal family of elegance, class, love and family that can not be imitated and must be celebrated.And then we have the others.In the spirit of this wonderful group, I invite you, one and all, to list one thing that henry the bald or the wretched meghan matkle a) have accomplished or b) demonstrated some expertise in.I for one am thankful that meghan provides a cautionary tale for young people who are thinking that they can climb the ladder of success by tunneling into someone's pants. And word salad will not win you any arguments.Henry the bald is a prime example of how living in a drug and alcohol fueled haze can make you mistake an orgy of female attention for a human relationship. And that if you pay the right people you can become a certified legend.I tried to find something, anything that these bozos did that they could be proud of but these are the best I could come up with.Anyone have something, anything at all?I predict crickets and laughter.Maybe that is their real gift? post link: https://ift.tt/SPADoFW author: SirSidneyWiffledork submitted: June 18, 2024 at 01:38AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.