#Sir Charles Eustice Fothoringhay Le Malfoy the Third
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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[Hatter walks up behind Charlie]
Charlie: You've been avoiding me, Harbinger.
Hatter: How do you do that without turning around?
Charlie: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Alice: We'll handle this the way we always do.
Charlie: Brute strength?
Hatter: Almost dying?
Alice: No!
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incorrectalice 4 years ago
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Charlie: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second there.
Hatter: You can鈥檛 lose something you never had, Charlie.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: Things just got super weird- it's my time to shine!
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incorrectalice 4 years ago
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Charlie: I believe it's customary in these cases to find a clue written on the back of a book of matches.
Alice: Like these matches?
Charlie: Well done! What's in it?
Alice: Matches.
Charlie: Oh.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Hatter: Don't underestimate Alice, Charlie, she has hidden powers.
Charlie: You mean... womanly wiles?
Hatter: ... Nope. Absolutely not.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: My doctor said most of my injuries didn't come from the explosion but from being slammed into the floor. [to Hatter] Apparently, you're extremely strong.
Alice: Did you have to be so rough on him?
Hatter: It was a bomb! I was being, you know, heroic!
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: I'm sorry Alice, but three people cannot go on one horse.
Alice: Three?
Alice: [turns to face Jack and Duchess] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT HATTER FELL OFF?
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incorrectalice 4 years ago
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Charlie: You may know me as the guy who accidentally let all those bees loose in that elementary school a few years back.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Hatter: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
Charlie: It's called fresh air.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: Subtlety is key!
Hatter: You're dressed like a trash heap.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: Everything is going to be alright. Let's just get your strength back.
[Charlie hands Hatter a bowl that he drinks from]
Hatter: Wow, that is the best soup I've ever had!
Charlie: It's whiskey.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: A fun part of your hundred and sixties is waking up thinking you're hungover and remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
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incorrectalice 5 years ago
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Charlie: Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice a day every day that they're gone?
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incorrectalice 4 years ago
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Charlie: [About the ring] It's said whoever owns it must surely die.
Alice: Well that's true of anything if you wait long enough...
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