#Sia watches the lena luthor show

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 2 edition, pt2)

2x04 Survivors

*Lena: I know you’ll be there for me when the time comes.* Her: Okay, this is either blatant flirting, again, or she’s just telling her that she fucking knows she’s Supergirl. No other explanation.

Her: What a beautiful 5-second scene.

2x05 Crossfire

Her: Aww she wants to invite her to her party. Cute.

*Mon-El talks* Her: Who is he, do we know him?

Her: She bit. Her lip. You don’t do that with your friends! You like her cause she’s gay, admit it.

Her: Why is he (Mon-El) acting like a child though?

Her: Oh, that’s such a pretty outfit. I like it.

Her: Why is she (Lena) looking at her (Alex) like that? She looks jealous. Like “the fuck are you doing here?”

Her: She went to Kara when she wanted to get Supergirl becauuuuse…? How does she know that Kara can get in touch with Supergirl anyways?

Her: Okay, I might be imagining things, but did she actually build a balcony for Supergirl or…? I’m 90% sure that wasn’t there an episode ago.

*Supergirl*

Her: *dies laughing* Who the fuck walks like that, that’s so ridiculous!

*Lena: I wanted to invite you to my party* Her: Awww she sounds like a shy kid at school who’s really anxious about the popular kid going to their party.

Her: Who the hell is Corben? Oh, nevermind, that dude she shot, got it.

Her: She (Supergirl) is not even believable when she says shit like “Kara and I will both…” do whatever. Is she even trying? Also, looks like she (Lena) just likes Kara in all her forms *laughs and winks at me*

Her: I don’t know why, but I like it when she (Lena) says “em” instead of “um”. I also like the way she says “Supergirl”.

Her: That drink didn’t even spill.

*Kara leaves as Supergirl and runs back in as Kara* Her: The most unrealistic part about this is that she did an updo in half a millisecond.

*Lena: Kara! You just missed Supergirl.* Her: No matter how many times someone goes back and forth as two different people, in no matter how many movies, it’s still always fucking stupid that those around them have no clue.

*Lena talking science* Her: Okay, so she’s super smart. And she has no idea that Kara is Supergirl. Seems believable.

*Lena: A Luthor and a Super working together.* Her: Aw, she’s so proud.

*Lillian appears* Her: Is this where she’s gonna be turning evil? I hope not, I kinda like her quite a bit…

Sia watches the Lena Luthor Show Season 2          Season 3 Part 1 (x)          Part 1 (x) Part 3 (x)          Part 2 (x) Part 4 (x)          Part 3 (x) Part 5 (x)          Part 4 (x) Part 6 (x)          Part 5 (x)                          Part 6 (x)                          Part 7 (x)                          Part 8-?~Coming Soon

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Rules: Tage Nine People You want to get to know better

I was tagged by @nevertobeships

Relationship status: single

Favroite Color: lena luthor lipstick red

Lipstick or Chapstick: other girls lipstick is that an option? no? ok

Last Song I listened to: don’t go breakin my hearttttt, elton john haha 

Last Movie I watched:  a princess for christmas, OBVIOUSLY...well and endless hallmark movies since then but... whatever

Top 3 TV Shows: umm currently its supergirl, bold type and suits 

Top 3 Characters: lena luthor, elizabeth carruthers (but really we all know its everything katie plays soooo...yeah), and then ill go a little off the grid and say sutton brady cuz she is AN ANGEL. honorable mention new fave is sara lance.

Top 3 Bands/Artist: my ridiculous 70s playlist on spotify is currently on repeat. but other than that, i’m trash... i love sia, tove lo and rihanna and idgaf.

Books I’m Currently Reading: i’m re-reading the art of racing in the rain and the art of peeling of an orange. they’re not related, at all. if you want the gayest book ever, read the latter. if you want to cry over dogs, read the former.

Tagging: anyone thats wants to do it im sorry im so lazy 

[lucian-evander]

Thanks for the tag 😁

Favourite colour : black, the actual color of my blog, vanilla colour and blood red

Last song I listened to : recuérdame from the movie coco ( Carlos Rivera version )

Favourite musician : musicians : kenny g , christian morin, lindsey stirling, two steps from hell singers : troye sivan, ruelle, the irrepressibles, woodkid, david bowie, adam lambert, beth crowley, sia

Last film I watched : nausicaä of the valley of the wind

Last TV show I watched : merlin

Favourite character : take a deep breath : hermione granger, scorpius malfoy, luna lovegood, simon lewis, isabelle lightwood, magnus bane, helen blackthorn, kieran hunter, matteo florenzi, elliot demaury, raven reyes, luna kom floukru, john murphy, thomas barrow, lena luthor, haymitch abernathy, annabeth chase, leta lestrange, laura hollis, magnus chase, wanda maximoff, vision, edmund pevensie, ripitchip and so many others

Sweet, spicy or savoury : neutral flavors like bread

Sparkling water, tea or coffee : none I prefer soda

Pets : he's not really mine

I tag : @waywardarcher02 @thenerdypanda @elisial @slytherclaw-lair we're mutual but i don't know you much and I wish I did (feel free to ignore if you don't want to )

Get to know me

Rules: tag 8 people you’d like to get to know better

I was tagged by @pineau-noir  @bluebutter-art @laurisophi and @alxmeg…Thank you for the tag lovelies! 💕💕

Favourite colour: Turquoise 

Last song I listened to: Ride it by Regard

Favourite musician: Taylor swift, Halsey, The Weeknd, RITVIZ, Lizzo, Lorde, Billie Eilish, Arijit Singh, Khalid, Brendon Urie, Sam Smith (This list can go on forever)

Last film I watched: Enola Holmes (IT’S AMAZING!)

Last TV show I watched: Money Heist (thanks @legendrarry)

Favourite character: Regulus Black, Astoria Greengrass (Yeah, I love characters that have no screen time 😞), Scorpius Malfoy, Peter Parker (MCU), Patroclus (TSoA), Simon Snow (Carry On),

Sweet, spicy or savoury: Ofc Spicy 🌶️

Sparkling water, tea or coffee: Chai 😁

Pets: This cute Boy, he is 2 years old now!

Tagging: @swisstae @textrovert-01 @gallifrey1sburning @pandas-cant-fly-ks @hehe-drarry @honeyyglow @dragontamerdame @motherofmercury

[softestdahyun]

Tagged by: @lena-lipbite-luthor , @caitlinsnowqueen and @itslexaluthor Thaank you for tagging me<3.

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better

Nicknames: almost everryone calls me Steph, and two friends from college call me Fox.

Star sign: Libra

Height: 1,54cm. I believe it’s 5,1′? 5,2′? idk

Time right now: 1:45AM

Last thing you googled: how to reply a post on tumblr, literally, and I’ve been in this hellsite for like 6 years

Fave music artist: i don’t have one, but if i should say one uhm.. Sia or Ed Sheeran

Song stuck in my head: shape of you by ed sheeran

Last movie I watched: Fifty shades darker ew

Last tv show I watched: Supergirl

What I’m wearing right now: a deadpool tshirt and superman boxers

When I created this blog: like 6 years ago

The kind of stuff I post: mostly tv shows, right now a lot of supergirl, flash, arrow, and that kind of stuff

Do I get asks regularly?: nah

Why did I choose my url: because maggie sawyer is like reaaally gay

Gender: Female

Hogwarts House: idk

Pokémon team: on Pokemon Go? i was mystic

Favorite color: Blue and purple

Average hours of sleep: like 4 or 5

Lucky number: 32

Favorite characters: right now, the Danvers sisters, Maggie Sawyer, Lena Luthor, Barry Allen, and uhm, those that I can remember right now.

Dream job: I think I don’t really have one? idk, dude :(

Number of blankets I sleep with: 6 tagging: @westsanvers , @slytherincanary, @rhino894, @caitlinnsnow, @tomriddlesclone , @ravenrehys , @useless-nerdlesbian , and anyone who wants to do it

[bcnismylife]

Tagged by @bunnyangelword (my daughter)

Name: Martina :D

Nicknames: mar, martu, martinis, marty mcfly

Gender: female

Star Sign: piscis

Height: 168 cm

Sexual Orientation: so gay 

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Color: i really like grey, and rainbow; there’s no inbetween

Favorite Animal(s): cats for pets, and then elephants, turtles, giraffes, and all of them are very interesting.

Time Right Now: 1:17am

Average Hours of Sleep: around 7

Cat or Dog Person: cat

Favorite Fictional Character(s): sooo many, lexa, alex danvers and lena from supergirl, sara paulson in everything, lexie grey, leslie shay, root and andy in parks and rec (god most of them are dead)

Number of Blankets I Sleep With: i’m always cold so a lot

Favorite Singer/Band: it changes, lady gaga, sia, sara bareilles, one republic, little mix. 

Dream Trip(s): New york with my girlfriend  ♥

Dream Job: bad ass doctor

When Was This Blog Created: november, 2014.

Current Followers: 52... it’s kind of sad and some of it is porn... they wont stop help.

What Made me Decide to Get Tumblr: the gay needed to come out somewhere.

Fictional Character I’d Date: lena luthor

How Many Blogs I Follow: 265

What I Post About: mostly tv shows that i watch, at the moment its a lot of supergirl and some snl, and cats

Do I Get Asks Regularly: nop :(

Aesthetic: i wish i had one... thirst maybe?

Tag 20 followers: @quietleadership @wontmakeitto40 @theartloser @carmillasmean @burnt-coffeebean

[hatterripper31]

Because I was tagged by my good friend @ugliersteak @bi-est-witch-of-middleearth

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better

Nicknames: I go by S. to my wife (even if we’ve never actually dated) Sym, Demon, or my real name Symphoni

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5′8

Time right now: 4:45

Last thing you googled: Tax forms

Fave music artist: I love a ton of them some might be my favorite depending on the day.

Song stuck in my head: Chandelier by Sia

Last movie I watched: Suicide Squad

Last TV show I watched: Dead set on Life or Lucifer (can’t remember)

What I’m wearing right now: Men's gray sweater and black stretch pants

When did I create this blog: Uhhhh fuck I can’t remember. 

What kind of stuff I post: Um it is all random because I’m random. I do try to post stuff that will make someone laugh or think when they see it. And I know I post a lot of my favorite pairings

Do I get asks regularly?: No, but I would like some

Why did I choose my URL: Just thought about it and did it. 

Gender: Female

Hogwarts house: Slytherin. 

Pokemon team: No clue

Favorite color: Black, Green, Blue, Purple

Average hours of sleep: No clue some weeks more some weeks less. Insomnia is an annoyance and an inconvenience.  

Lucky number: 13 

Favorite characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Daryl Dixon, Diana Price, Lena Luthor, Kara Danvers, Alex Danvers, Sherlock Holmes, Lucifer Morningstar, Barry Allen, Jessica Jones, T’Challa, Ouro Monroe... there are more but that should be enough for now

Dream Job: Being a better writer than I am. And Music Producer. But not in the way of thinking I’d get super rich with it. Well with either of those. I just want to be able to have enough money that I can do the things I want to do. 

@bi-est-witch-of-middleearth​ @flaxgoldentales @persephone-is-here-omg @angryschnauzer @capntony @imnothighimdope @imaginethatdc @buckylittlekitten @plumfondler

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 3 edition, pt 2)

At this point I’ve caught her up on who is who, she knows about Reign and everything else she has to know without me giving anything away.

03x04 The Faithful

Her: What happened to her (Lena’s) wardrobe? She used to dress so nicely, now she looks like a grandma.

*Sam: What should I bring? Lena: Booze. Just- no tequila, okay? Please.* Her: I heard “boobs”! *dies laughing* And why no tequila? I wanna know now.

*girls’ night* Her: It’s so nice to see her (Lena) with the rest of the group. They were never all together, I thought everyone still hated her.

Her: I’ve decided that I like her better with her hair down.

*Kara: I’m actually still getting over a relationship.* Her: It’s been months! They weren’t even together for that long, how much do they expect us to think she loved him??

*Alex: Actually, we’re not gonna have kids.* Her: She wants kids.

*Lena: Put me down for another cool aunt.* Her: I want her to be my cool aunt.

*Kara takes off her glasses* Her: *laughs* Why does she always do it like that? No one is so dramatic when taking off their glasses! And how long does it usually take her to get ice? She needs to up her excuse game.

Her: She (Sam) is sooo skinny, look at her legs.

Her: Objectively speaking, Lena is such a good friend!

Her: She’s used the word badass twice in two episodes. It’s her new favorite word *laughs*

*girls dancing while dressed as Supergirl* Her: This is so cute and so cringey.

*during Ruby’s song* Her: Oh no, Aleeex. See, I told you she wants kids.

03x05 Damage (it’s Τhe Episode™, guys! Again, we watched the whole thing (she may have cried over Sanvers, and then she got mad about it), but these are her comments only on the Lena parts. It’s quite lengthy, she had a lot to say, hahah)

Her: I take back what I said about her clothes. This outfit. I like it! (did I blur the rest of the picture for maximum Lena? Yes, I did. Does she look tiny in it? Yes she does, omg look at her!)

Her: Oh no, that douche is back? Who asked for this? I thought he’d be all the way to China by now.

*Edge: Lead poisoning.* Her: Fuck. Off. Why is he coming for her like that? Because she bought that magazine and now he can’t defame her? What is he, five?!

Her: You know he probably did it himself just to blame her. Because he’s just that big of an ass. Watch me be right!

*Lena: Where the hell do you get off?* Her: Go ooooff.

*Edge’s snake story* Her: So like… he poisoned children, right? That’s what I got from this.

Her: He (Edge) needs to go. He’s had enough screen-time as it is.

*Edge: But I didn’t poison children. That was you.* Her: Okay, first of all, yes you did. And second of all, she (Lena) looks like she’s about to cry and I am not okay with this.

He: Have you noticed that she (Katie) talks really fast when she’s supposed to be anxious or emotional? It’s kinda funny.

Her: I… don’t see how they (Lena and James) can be together when they don’t even like each other?

*Lena saying she will step down from CatCo and L-Corp because “helping people must be the focus”* Her: She’s so good. Why is the entire universe against her??

*Guy comes in looking for Lena* Her: If he hurts her, I’m quitting this.

Her: Oh no, the poor thiiiing… (at this point she has her head on my shoulder and she’s hugging me, probably cause she can’t actually hug Lena herself 😂)

*Lena: I want your best reporter reporting this. I’m not hiding anything.* Her: Just say Kara, we all know who you prefer.

*Lena: And set a press conference for later today.* Her: Those never end well for her…

Her: Awww, cuties.

Her: Kara is so anxious for her.

Her: She’s about to cry again, I caaan’t. 

Her: Guuun! I still know she’s not gonna die, but dammit.

*Lena: Your faith is something I have worked harder than you may realize to keep. And the fact that I might have lost it, breaks my heart.* Her: She’s done so much and yet no one has really appreciated it. And they are all so quick to blame her for everything, poor thing! If she snaps, I won’t blame her.

Her: Is this the casualest of Lenas we’ve seen so far? I like it.

*Sam: See? This is what friends are for.* Her: Her too??

*Lena: If Ruby was sick, would you still be my friend?* Her: My heart is breaking.

Her: We’re about to get drunk Lena, aren’t we? I’m ready!

Her: Oh my gooood.

Her: That is one gigantic ass wine glass she’s drinking out of.

*Lena: You know, you’re terrible at hiding thins from me.* Her: Ummmmmm… Hello?? That’s like the tenth times she’s said that, she knows!

*Lena’s drunken speech* Her: Aw, poor baby is a sad drunk, awwww. She needs to stop being so hard on herself, she really is so so good, she doesn’t deserve any of this!

*Lena: That is one of the things I love about you…* Her: So we know that they love each other, they’ve both said so. Why is- Why isn’t this a thing yet? (you can tell she’s new and inexperienced on how the CW works, poor baby…)

*Lena: I am… not worth it.* Her: What is this shit, noooo. Why isn’t she (Kara) hugging her??

Her: Awww cutie.

*Lena and Kara phone call* Her: That company is owned by that weasel Edge, isn’t it? And she (Lena) is about to be stupid.

Her: Of course, she went there by herself. Probably without telling anyone, cause yeah. That’s not gonna go wrong. 

Her: Okay, can I just say that I’m loving her clothes in this episode? And her hair. I love that messy ponytail.

*Edge: Lena. You look horrible.* Her: Are we seeing the same Lena or…?

Her: I like how she says “pools”.

Her: Punch him, we know you can. *Lena pulls out gun* Or that. That works too. 

*Lena: When that mum shot at me, I knew she was doing the right thing. Because whoever was responsible for this, they deserved to die. No trial, no jury. Just erased from the world. Her: Oh shit, this is getting dark. I like dark Lena.

*Lena gets knocked out* Her: No, not her head again! Poor thing…

Her: Ohhh shit, that’s not good. And she’s afraid of flying too, isn’t she? Ugh.

Her: Ooh, they wanna throw them (the chemicals) in the water, right? This shit is getting intense.

Her: *laughs* Of course she (Kara) knew it was Lena after hearing only like half a word.

*Edge: Bring the plane up by three degrees.* Her: I hope she won’t try to actually pull the barrels back or something… *Lena uses the metal pipe-thingy* Okay, that was pretty smart, good.

Her: Quit staring at each other and stop the plane, daaamn!

Her: The plane’s gonna get cut in half, isn’t it?

Her: Called it.

*Lena falls* Her: Did she- She had like a minute to strap in, what was she doing? Me: Staring at Kara, probably. Her: *laughs* I knew you’d say that. You’re not wrong.

*Lena: Save the chemicals, not me!* Her: So selfless… So, of course, she’s evil at heart, duh. It’s so obvious! Sarcasm aside, we all know she (Supergirl) is gonna save both, though.

*Supergirl: Climb, Lena! Climb!* Her: Can… she not tell that that’s Kara?! And since when is Supergirl calling her Lena and not Miss Luthor?

Her: *laughs* So dramatic.

Her: That was a cool save, I liked it! But. Did she carry Lena and the plane all the way back like that? 

Her: What is she (Lena) doing back at work? She’s supposed to be at home!

Her: Oh. They (Lena and James) are on a first name basis now. Cause they’re friends. Not that he was actively against her all throughout this episode. Hm.

*Lena: I probably also should apologize to you. I’m lucky you’re still speaking to me.* Her: Ummm… What? She didn’t do anything wrong, why is she apologizing??

Her: …they really just pulled the sisters card, didn’t they? Damn… Also, that laugh (Lena’s after Kara called her her sister) sounded so fake *laughs*

Sia watches the Lena Luthor Show Season 2          Season 3 Part 1 (x)          Part 1 (x) Part 2 (x)          Part 3 (x) Part 3 (x)          Part 4 (x) Part 4 (x)          Part 5 (x)  Part 5 (x)          Part 6 (x)   Part 6 (x)          Part 7 (x)                          Part 8-?~Coming Soon

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 3 edition, pt1)

Again, shout out to Melissa Hernández (the girl on YouTube with the Lena videos whose name I now know). Thanks, girl! Here be the link for her season 3 playlist ^^

03x01 Girl Of Steel

Her: Alright, how much later does this take place? Me: Like… Several weeks? I’m not sure. Her: I thought you watch this show. Me: I thought you knew by now that I only watch it for Lena.

*Edge appears* Her: Yeah… I already don’t like him.

Her: Okay, I both love and hate that Lena is the only woman in that room. You know what else I like about her? That she’s not too skinny like all the other Hollywood women. I love that she’s got a normal, healthy figure. Me: *dies because I KNOW RIGHT*

Her: He (Edge) is so… slimy. He looks like he would have sweaty hands.

Her: Oooof course he’s going after Lena. Leave her alone, damn. She’s done so much good, are we still talking about what her family has done instead of what she herself has done?

*Kara: Lena, you helped Supergirl save the world-* Her: Oh right, we’re still doing that.

*Lena: I mean, I miss you. Is everything okay? Cause I keep trying to make plans and you keep ditching./I wanted to say I was sorry for the part I played in what happened to Mon-El. And that I’m here for you if you still want that.* Her: Awww. Do not ditch her! Last time she blew her off, she brought an entire alien race on Earth. But seriously though, it’s not her fault Mike had to leave. Look she’s even apologizing. 

*Lena: Morgan, you have all the charisma of a Michael Douglas movie from the 90s. Edge: You didn’t come all this way just to flatter me, did you?* Her: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Sooo funny. Please tell me he gets killed off.

Her: What does he even have against Lena anyways? Do we know? And, more importantly, do we care?

Her: She (Katie) is not even trying with the accent anymore, is she?

*Sam and Ruby are on screen* Her: That’s the second time we see them in like six seconds. Must be important.

*explosion happens* Her: Oh there we go. I was worried we were gonna get through an episode without someone trying to kill her. Phew.

*Kara: So what, CatCo’s gone?* Her: She bought it.

*Lena: No… I bought it.* Her: Of course you did.

*Lena: I mean I trust you and… How often do you get to work with your best friend?* Her: She’s really cute, yes, but I don’t know if working with your best friend is such a good idea… Me: I’d probably want to kill you if we worked together. Her: Yeah… Same.

*Kara takes off her glasses* Her: Oh. That was discreet. No one saw that, yeah, carry on.

*Lena: Oh, Edge, like every woman who’s ever had all of your attention, I… couldn’t care less.* Her: Hooo buuurn. She has some really good lines, I’ll give them that.

Her: You can’t fucking tell me, and expect me to actually believe, that this face, this smirk is not someone who fucking knows that their best friend is an all powerful alien who has just left the room and came to their rescue as their alter ego five seconds later. She knows!

Her: *laughs* It would have been hilarious if she had dumped him on a garbage boat. 

03x02 Triggers

Her: She (Lena) is so nervous and yet so fierce.

Her: Does Eve have a crush on the boss? Actually… Everyone seems to have a crush on her. Except for that weasel Edge. Which is good. We don’t like him anyway. 

*Lena: There’s no need, I’ll be here every day.* Her: *laughs* Look at his (Jame’s) face. He is not happy.

Her: Wow, she’s reeeally given up on the whole accent thing.

*Kara: She texted me this morning.* Her: Yyyep. I love that he’s so put off by this.

Her: *laughs* She called a meeting and didn’t tell him?? I love her.

Her: Honestly, if this whole season goes by and she (Lena) still has no idea Kara is Supergirl, I’ll be so mad. 

Her: Oh no. There’s bickering. Is that how it starts? I don’t know if I’m feeling them (Lena and James) together…

*Lena: It’s about Mon-El, isn’t it?* Her: Fuuuck you, I thought she was gonna tell her that she knows she’s Supergirl. How can you pride yourself in always knowing when people are lying to you and not being able to realize that your best friend has been lying to you for like a year?!

Her: She is too good. Kara doesn’t deserve her.

Her: 750 million dollars?! How much money does she have?! Holy crap.

*Lena talking about work* Her:…damn. That was kinda hot.

*Lena: This is new for me, too. Kara: Working with friends? Lena: No, having friends.* Her: Aaaaaw hug heeer.

Her: Look how proud she is to be a great friend, aww.

Her: Oh look, a hug! It’s been a while.

*Sam arrives* Her: Hello new person who I don’t know but will surely play a big part in the plot. 

Her: Is that foreshadowing I see? Lena looking from one to the other? She’s gonna have to choose, isn’t she?

Her: Mmmmmmmm I’m still not feeling the whole Lena and James thing…

Sia watches the Lena Luthor Show Season 2          Season 3 Part 1 (x)          Part 2 (x) Part 2 (x)          Part 3 (x) Part 3 (x)          Part 4 (x) Part 4 (x)          Part 5 (x) Part 5 (x)          Part 6 (x) Part 6 (x)          Part 7 (x)                          Part 8-?~Coming Soon

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 2 edition, pt4)

I had no idea you guys were gonna like these so much, holy shit, thanks for the response! I’ll be sure to keep you updated on the rest of season 3 as it plays out hahah

02x15 Exodus

Her: Okay, she always looks good, we get it. Look at that coat!

Her: They had a date. And she forgot. Not a cool move.

Her: What is a fermentation place? What is kombucha?

Her: Heart. Eyes.

Her: Aaaand more lip biting.

*Lena: What are friends for?* Her: Is this code for something?

Her: The secretary is up to something.

Her: Called it.

Her: Whyyy would you go outside??

*Lena falls off the balcony* Her: Oh shit! I know she doesn’t die, but my heart just skipped a beat *laughs* And I wonder what the “something permanent” would be like if that wasn’t it.

Her: The bridal carry we deserve! Look at her (Lena’s) face. She’s like “bitch, you thought!”

*Supergirl: I was getting coffee with Kara Danvers when you called.* Her: Fuck. Right. Off. Of all the possible excuses! And of course she (Lena) believes that. Ugh.

02x18 Ace Reporter (this was her fave episode so far)

Her: Enough with the pretty outfits! Why does she always have to look this good? 

Her: Okay, so she’s bi.

Her: Why do I not believe that she would work in an actual garage? More like a garage that she made into a super high tech lab.

Her: The writing is so cheesy.

*Snapper talks* Her: Who the fuck is this dude? 

*Jack appears* Her: That is one good-looking guy. And his acceeent!

Her: That girl (Jack’s CFO) is up to something.

Her: *laughs* He saw Lena and he blanked the hell out!

Her: That dude (Snapper) needs to sit down.

Her: Like… I can see why people like her and Kara together, I can. But this guy (Jack) can get it. They look real nice together too.

*Lena: I’m still not going for dinner with you.* Her: Like hell she isn’t.

*Jack: You look stunning, by the way.* Her: She does, doesn’t she?

Her: Oh. It’s Mike Of The Interns.

*Lena and Jack talking nano swarm* Her: She’s such a nerd.

Her: A “man-nection”? Really? Really?

Her: He pulled the “me or your family” card? Not cool. But they still look so nice together!

Her: *laughs* She stalking his facebook or something? She does still like him though, that’s cute.

Her: Oh my god, poor girl! Why can’t she have anything good going on for her?

*Lena: I won’t go see him, I promise.* Her: We all know how that’s gonna turn out.

*The CFO turns out to be behind everything* Her: I fucking knew it!

Her: Wait. Is he made out of those thingies or…?

*Lena: Oh, I wouldn’t know. I never stood behind a man.* Her: Preach!

*Lena: Did I mention I was a Luthor?* Her: Apparently, being a Luthor comes with perks. Such as a mean left hook. *Lena hits her again* Oh and a mean right one too.

Her: Oh so it comes down to Jack or Supergirl. Interesting.

Her: Oh so she chose Supergirl. Interesting.

Her: That is some mildly unconvincing crying… But did he really die?? I liked him and Lena together… Ugh.

*Lena: I’m gonna be very, very afraid… About the person I might be.* Her: Hug heeer, god, she needs a hug so bad. 

*Rhea appears* Her: Who? I’m missing all the plot, aren’t I? Oh! It’s the one who played Lois in that Superman show, isn’t it? Nice throwback.

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 2 edition, pt5)

02x19 Alex (while these are her comments only on Lena’s scenes, we actually ended up watching the entire episode cause it was filled with beautiful angst and she likes Alex, so... win win!)

*Lena’s interaction with Rhea* Her: This is too good and she (Lena) never gets anything good for long. It’s gonna end badly and I’ll hate it.

*Rhea: I’ve kept a few key details out of the proposal.* Her: Yeah, like how she forgot to mention she’s evil.

Her: Why are her (Lena’s) interactions with other women always so romantic? Are they on a date? Look, there’s only het couples all around them.

*Rhea: You’re quite the genius.* Her: And yet she still believes that Supergirl and Kara are two different people who just happen to never be in the same room with each other.

*Lena: I have a feeling we’re gonna be friends.* Her: Oh no, baby, no... 

*Rhea: Thank the gods I found you.* Her: Oop, she (Lena) knows.

*thumbprint thing* Her: She really is smart. Maybe this won’t turn out as bad as I thought it would.

*Lena: You talk about betrayal, and people hurting you, and then you do it in spades.* Her: I just wanna hug her and tell her that everything’s gonna be okay.

*Rhea appears on Lena’s balcony* Her: Hey, this is Supergirl entrance only, go away. And what is she wearing?

Her: Why is everyone manipulating her, let a girl live!

*”Lena Luthor” appears on Kara’s phone* Her: Unrealistic. If they’re best friends, she would have it set as just Lena. Or something silly like best friends usually do.

Her: Don’t blow her off, she’s gonna do something stupid now...

Her: Oh no. Well, see? If she hadn’t blown her off, this wouldn’t be happening. And did she really just call Kara to see how she’s doing in the middle of a business meeting? That’s professional. But hey, at least she’s got a brunch date now.

02x20 City Of Lost Children

*NSYNC conversation* Her: Who? What is she- Who? Are they talking about Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears? 

Her: What is OTP?

Her: *laughs* She’s whipped!

*Rhea calling Lena* Her: Her phone didn’t even light up.

Her: More heart eyes. She even sighed *laughs*

Her: I thought they were gonna run tests, what are they doing on a date?

Her: She (Lena) is talking science but she’s so cute doing it.

Her: Aww she just needs someone to love her and not slap her in the face in the end. Poor girl.

Her: *laughs* She’s so annoyed at herself. She just needs to take it easy. Take a break, sleep on it, come back later. Like what you do with video games where you stop playing a second before you’re about to throw the controller on the TV. It always works out when you go back to it.

*Lena figures out what to do after Rhea’s speech* Her: She (Lena) is bonding with her (Rhea) and sees her as a mother figure and she’s gonna be so hurt in the end... And if she fucking knows what to do already, why is she trying to do what Lex would do in the first place?? It makes no sense.

*Lena: Let me just plug in the algorithm and fire it up.* Her: Aww she’s so excited. Well, that’s gonna blow up in her face...

*CatCo incident* Her: That’s... kinda bad. Look, she (Lena) is so happy and the world is being destroyed all around her.

*Rhea: Yeah, telemarketer.* Her *snorts* A telemarketer wouldn’t have found Lena’s phone. Wouldn’t the number be protected or something?

*Lena: I keep forgetting that success means that you’re leaving. Working with you has meant so much to me.* Her: Is she gonna cry? Aww, baby...

*Rhea turns on the portal* Her: Wooow, way to cement that relationship. Right after she (Lena) almost cried over finally being wanted too. 

*Rhea: The affection I have for you is real.* Her: She can take her affection and go away.

*Lena gets knocked out* Her: Oh no, that is concussion number...? She’s gonna end up with permanent damage soon.

Her: Aaand now she’s kidnapped too. She really can’t catch a break.

Her: Oh damn, that seems bad.

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 3 edition, pt4)

Ahh, I tried to post everything before 03x18 dropped, but life has been... unkind lately and I’m just dead. And I also didn’t have enough time to write everything down as fast as I wanted to. Anyways, I’ll have her watch the 3x18 scenes tomorrow so there’s that!

03x11 Fort Rozz

Her: The hell was that? Did they really bring her in for a 30-second scene? Sidenote, I liked her hair in this one. Me: They probably shot more scenes with her though? Like, for other episodes. Her: Yeah, but why not use her more in an episode if she’s already there? Oh, and I can’t wait for her to see the fist imprint on her desk.

03x12 For Good (yet another (super lengthy) Lena-centric episode for our viewing pleasure!)

Her: OH. Right. (she saw Lena and James together) Bitch, if she wants to join in a meeting, she will join the meeting! She’s the boss, after all, she can do whatever she wants.

*Edge appears* Her: Why the fuck is he still here??

*Edge: I don’t have to kill you, Lena. You already did.* Her: I wanna reach in there and punch him.

*Lena: Burn in hell, Edge.* Her: Please let this be foreshadowing (she really hates Edge, you guys, I’m living 😂)

Her: Again, I love her (Lena’s) clothes. Maybe that bad outfit was a one-time thing...

*Kara catches the keys mid-throw* Her: Why is no one finding this weird? Does she do that all the time? Maybe it’s her party trick. Maybe that’s what they do when they’re bored at work. Throw shit at her and see if she’ll catch them *laughs*

*interaction with Edge* Her: So what? Is this a battle to the death now? Because it was all sunshine with him before and now he’s taken it seriously? And she’s only tried to kill him once! He has no right to talk.

*James: He’s tried to kill Lena plenty of times and she’s never retaliated. Lena:*

Her: If that face doesn't scream “innocent”, I don’t know what does *laughs*

Her: Poor thing is so tired of people coming after her though... She doesn’t deserve this!

*Eve hands Lena the coffee* Her: So many alarm bells just went off in my head. Don’t drink this, it’s poisoned!

*Lena falls down* Her: Oh my god, I felt this in my stomach. You know how when something happens or someone gets hurt and you feel some tingling or some weird shit like that? I felt it.

Her: Aww, she didn’t even change into her costume. Wait though, why is her (Lena’s) neck so stiff? Like she’s holding it up. And her hand is on Kara’s back too! Is she even unconscious? *laughs*

Her: Look at Dr. Grey go.

Her: Okay. Another assassination attempt thwarted. We can breathe again.

*Lena: We were flying and you were carrying me. Kara; I was? Like Supergirl? I wish!* Her: Bitch!

Her: Wait wait wait. Wait. What the hell is she doing back at the office?? She was just poisoned, she almost died and they just let her go? They could have sent her to a regular hospital if they didn’t want her to be in their secret base when she woke up, the fuck??

*Lena: Kara? Maybe you don’t know what I am. James: Hey, I know you.* Her: Excuse you? Since when? Who the hell wrote this?? I don’t have a problem with James, but dude. He does not know Lena better than Kara, what is this shit??

*Lena: Great. I feel better.* Her: She needs a hug so bad... And probably some therapy.

*The Dissolving Bullet Project* Her: I knew her mum was behind it! That’s where they’re getting at, right? Her mother is back?

Her: I knew her mum was behind it!

Her: She’s still calling her “mother” instead of “mum”. She’s still pissed and I don’t blame her.

*Lena: Other than Edge’s obsession with me, I am great.” Her: Yeah you are! You’re awesome!

Her: Okay. You know what? She (Lillian) is not exactly wrong. Like, if I were Lena, and I had bought that magazine, I wouldn’t go to work there, you know? I’d sent Sam over there and I’d stay at L-Corp. She (Lena) is a scientist, after all, she said it herself she doesn’t know anything about running a media empire. So why not stay at L-Corp and do what she does best?

*Lillian: Please let me prove to you how much I love you.* Her: It’s so sad to see her (Lillian) exploiting her (Lena) so... I don't know, so shamelessly? She knows exactly what her daughter wants and needs (she means Lillian’s love and approval), and she’s using that against her all the time! It’s toxic and she needs to run far far away.

Her: I’m so used to seeing her change like two or three outfits per episode, now it seems weird she’s still wearing what she was wearing in the beginning *laughs* Not that it’s bad, it’s actually a really nice suit. And awww, she looks so troubled and sad, poor cutie...

Her: So... Are they (Alex and Sam) a thing now? Cause I could see it happening.

Her: Awww I feel so bad for her (Sam)...

*Lena: I tried to kill Edge.* He: Oh right, I forgot not everyone knows this by now  *laughs* Also, she tells this to Kara, not James, who, you know, apparently knows her better than Kara does now...

*Lena: I’m smart. Cunning, strategic, I think steps ahead of most people.* Her: And she needed her mother to tell her??

*Kara: And you needed your mother to remind you of that?* Her: THANK YOU

*Kara: I’ve seen your trophies.* Her: So Kara has been to Lena’s house? When do we get to see that?? I wouldn’t be surprised if she lived in her office or like... had a room built underneath the building or something.

*Lena: And I’m gonna need your help.* Her: Her (Kara’s) help or Supergirl’s help?

Her: Boooobs. (also, Kara’s face in that screenshot tho 😂)

Her: I like how “mouth breather” is an insult. (we don’t have this expression here)

Her: *laughs* Why is she (Lena) looking at her (Kara) like she’s about to devour her?? (we all know what she’s talking about)

Her: That guard is gonna have to explain how he got his ribs broken... And, as much as I liked the line, he was doing his job, right? Dunno. Maybe he could have been less grabby...

 Her: He (Edge) is probably trying to overcompensate for something with his two big pools. Just saying.

*Lena: Because you screwed with her daughter.* Her: I mean... I mean... I don’t know. This family is weird.

How hilarious would it be if she (Lillian) had also hacked those drones so that they would flip him (Edge) off?

Her: You know what I find weird? That no matter how well-dressed and everything she (Lena) is, her nails are never done in any way. (guys. She noticed the nails 😂)

*Edge hides behind a man so that he won’t get shot* Her: What a fucking coward.

Her: Fuck off, now even he knows Kara is Supergirl!

Her: I like it when she (Lena) is so cold and calm actually. Dunno why.

*Edge’s confession* Her: *laughs* Can you imagine if she had forgotten to press record? *laughs more*

Her: *dies laughing*

*Supergirl: Suit’s a bit much, don’t you think? Lillian: Says the girl in the cape.* Her: What are you comparing? That suit is ridiculous and hilarious!

*Lena drops the recorder* Her: For fuck’s sake, get your shit together.

*Mon-El appears* Her: Oh. I know him.

*Edge gets the recorder (really slowly if I might add, I mean come on!)* Her: *rolling her eyes* Lena always has more than enough time to do shit and she never does anything! Because she’s- staring at Supergirl or something.

*Lena chasing Edge* Her: *laughs* She can never run properly, it’s always so funny.

Her: At least she (Lena) makes up for it in kicks. And punches, that girl’s (she means Jack’s CFO as I’ve come to understand) eye is probably still bruised *laughs* (I think she thinks she's really funny...)

*Mon-El: Miss Luthor. Glad to see you’re okay. Lena: Yeah. I could say the same thing about you...* Her: *laughs* Yeah, cause that’s the face you make when you’re really glad.

*Lena: You know where to find me. My name’s on the building.* Her: *snorts* I love her.

Her: So wait. that asshole is gone?? Me: For now, yeah. Her: Finally! Me: You can breathe again? Her: I hated him so much. Me: Yeah, no shit.

*Lena: You wanna know why I’m not a killer? Friends.* Her: That... Makes no sense? So what, people with no friends are killers? Or does she mean that she would be a killer if she didn’t have friends? Is this foreshadowing again? Cause we know she’s been fighting with Supergirl so that’s like minus one friend for her, and then she’s gonna find out Kara is Supergirl so she'll be fighting with Kara, so she’ll be without both her best friends. And then that other girl (Sam) is probably gonna die too, and then she (Lena) is gonna turn evil. There. I wrote the rest of the season. Though I’m not sure I want her to turn evil. She’s too nice for that, its hard to imagine that after going through so much, she’ll snap because of that... I dunno how I feel about it (the eternal struggle of “Lena is too good to be evil” and “Lena would be too good if she was evil”)

*Kara: That’s what friends are for.* Her (to me): Thank you for being my friend so I don’t have to go out and kill people.

*Lena: Yeah, Kara... I saw Mon-El. He was here with Supergirl.* Her: I love how she just told her right away that she saw Mike. I’m not even gonna comment on the fact that she still hasn’t put two and two together and figured out that she saw him with fucking Kara though. Ugh!

*Kara: It’s complicated. I’ll tell you about it.* Her: Like hell, you will.

Her: She looks so pretty! Stop!

*Alex: I’ll figure it out. Lena: We all will.* Her: Well, we all know who ended up figuring it out.

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03x15 In Search Of Lost Time

Her: Hmmm… I’m not feeling the hair this time… Or the dress, actually.

Her: Aww she (Lena) gave her (Sam) a picture of her and the girl, that’s so sweet.

Her: So… She’s gonna wake her up? Isn’t that dangerous? She’s always putting herself in danger, she needs to stop.

Her: Still love it when she talks science. And she’s like so organized too. What, compiling lists and everything. She really does think ahead.

*Sam says she’s not Reign* Her: Can she not recognize her own face?? It’s right there!

Her: Awww, she (Lena) is about to cry again? Someone should give that cutie so many hugs.

Her: Hooo… I’m feeling this outfit and hair, though.

*Sam: You ask a Luthor, they’ll tell you you’re a supervillain.* Her: Okay, that was uncalled for. She’s only trying to help, damn. 

Her: Nooo, why is she so mean to her, look at that face.

*James’ college roommate story* Her: Oh look at that. A convenient story that will help her (Lena) move forward with her “employ who has a problem”. Oh, how unexpected!

*Sam: If I had hurt people, I would remember.* Her: *groans* Whyyyy is it so hard to understand that she and Reign are separate and that one doesn’t have any memory of what the other one does?? Wasn’t that the whole thing, to begin with? That she had memory lapses and she couldn’t remember where she was and what she was doing? And now it’s all like “oh no, I would remember!”. Ugh!

Her: Oo this is getting serious. And kinda hot…

Her: *laughs* The way she says “Supergirl” is so funny and cute. (she’s right, Katie’s “Supergirl” is so cute)

*Lena: Having your fist connect with something so solid, so powerful.* Her: *laughs* Lena. Calm down, god *laughs* When did she even feel Supergirl up to know that? Me: Bridal carry *winks* Her: Oh yeaaah. Nice.

*Lena: You’re not a mother. You’re a monster.* Her: Ouch… Shit.

Her: *replays the “evil” Lena scene three times* Me: You okay there? Her: I can’t believe I didn’t realize she was Morgana from the beginning…

*footage of Sam turning into Reign after the “evil” Lena scene* Her: *laughs* This is so cringy, oh my god!

Her: Aaaw, poor her (Sam), though!

Her: Should she (Lena)… Should she be getting in there like that? What if Reign comes back up?? Does she want to die? 

Her: Ugh, I love them. They make me feel things.

Her: Stop. This is not okay.

*Lena and James scene* Her: Aw, see, that’s sweet. 

Her: Okay, so… Where’s Kara in all this? Doesn’t she care that her best friend is missing for… however long it’s been? She needs to work on her best friendship.

03x16 Of Two Minds

Her: I know I’m getting repetitive, but why are her clothes always so inconsistent? It’s either suits and blazers, which I love, unflattering dresses or not-suitable for work dresses. Me: Where does this outfit fall into? Her: Probably unsuitable for work dresses, did you see that cleavage? But I really like it, to be honest. Me: Hair too? Her: Hair too.

Her: Shouldn't she (Lena) give her (Sam) something to bite on if she’s gonna electrocute her?? I need something to bite on when I’m getting my hairs lasered and the pain doesn’t even compare!

*Lena talking about the parallel dimension* Her: She (Katie) is talking fast again and it’s still funny.

*Lena: I need to increase the voltage. I need more time to observe Reign.* Her: Why would the increased voltage give her more time though? Won’t it have the same results? Her (Sam) and Reign will still be at that parallel dimension together no matter the intensity of the shock, right?

Her: What’s that green thingy she (Sam) has on her chest? I just noticed that. Me: It’s Kryptonite so Reign won’t be too powerful. Her: Oooh, smart. Me: Supergirl won’t think so. Her: Eeeh, it’s still smart.

Her: I mean.. Are we absolutely sure there’s no other way? She (Lena) seems kinda extreme…

*James: Winn and Alex are sick.* Her: Wait, what happened to them?? Me: *realizes I forgot to tell her about Pestilence**proceeds to do so*

Her: *laughs* She was like “I’m glad you called.” and just hang up on him like that. No bye no nothing! Rude.

*Lena: I’m the only one who can do this.* Her: Uuuuhhh…. Why?

*Lena: I’m not gonna let her hurt Ruby. Ever.* Her: This is gonna end so bad. I can already feel it coming.

*Supergirl and Co arrive* Her: Ooooh shit.

*Lena: I was gonna tell you. Supergirl: Tell me what?* Her: Ooooooooh shit.

*Supergirl: Sam* Her: Is she (Supergirl) even supposed to know Sam in her not-Kara form? Me: Not exactly. Her: Sooo…? Me: Bad writing. Her: Thought so.

Her: *laughs* Who types like that?

Her: Oooh so she (Purity) is like that blonde girl in Injustice I used to play as kinda? (she means Black Canary) Me: Cause she screams? Her: Yeh. (can’t argue with that)

Her: She (Lena) must be suffering from serious headaches by now. She’s always getting hit over the head.

*Reign: El Mayara.* Her: What now? Me: El Mayara. Means “stronger together”. It’s like their motto.

Her: Supergirl is noooot happy…

Me: Next one is the one we watched last night. Her: After watching the entire arc, kinda, I have feelings about what we watched last night. Me: Not too good? Her: Not too good. Me: Wanna watch the scenes again? Her: Eh, sure. Might as well.

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Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better

Nicknames: sten

Star sign: taurus....and sooooo accurate

Height: 5’3 lmao 

Time right now: 6:30 pacific time

Last thing you googled: my google history makes me look like a complete moron. or crazy stalker. there is no in between.

im guessing it had something to do with katie mcgrath. i have a problem.

Fave music artist: currently i think i’d have to give the nod to Sia

Song Stuck in My Head: 

Last movie I watched: 99% confident it was a really bad hallmark movie starring jessica szohr ...im not sorry

Last tv show I watched: this is us!! or supergirl. im not sure, days are blending together

What I’m wearing right now: sweatpants, mets tshirt, hair in a towel bc i just showered

When I created this blog: tooooo many years ago!! 

The kind of stuff I post: lately i’m thirsty af for katie mcgrath so that’s been DOMINATING my life. but usually its a variation of supergirl, clexa (RIP), blake lively, really funny random nonsense, really gay things, pictures of the beach, lebron james/the mets, and whatever makes me happy that day... so there’s no theme. lmao

Do I get asks regularly?: i’m not cool enough. although lately idgaf and ive been commenting way more on things because i think i’m at the age where you just stop caring. so ask away!

Why did I choose my url: i had an old one and needed a change and just chose my nickname with extra n’s for NO reason

Gender: Female

Hogwarts House: probably gryffindor 

Pokémon team: The red one! i think? is that a thing?

Favorite color: red!

Average hours of sleep: 8-9 i’m a sleep slut ...also no one wants to deal with me when i’m cranky... ask @penguinsandwhiskey

Lucky number: 4? i think 4

Favorite characters: right now Lena fucking Luthor jfc i don’t even care if shes evil just give me more. kara danver’s collarbone/neck muscles, Lexa because, duh. Emily from PLL, but also Mama Marin because she’s a cougar. Carmen and Dana from that-show-that-should-never-be-named (but I’m weak and gay so...). ARIZONA from greys of course, olivia pope because shes just too fierce, SENATOR SELINA MEYER (veep)...i dont know i could keep going i need to stop. 

Dream job: NBA player but ya know can’t have it all

Number of blankets or pillows I sleep with: 1 blanket, 2 pillows, because i’m normal unlike @penguinsandwhiskey who hogs ALL THE THINGS hehehehhehe

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 3 edition, pt7)

EDIT: Back by unpopular demand!! Actually, this has been sitting, unfinished, in my drafts ever since season 3 ended, I just never got around to finish it (or the rest of the eps). But, we’re gonna be watching the season 4 premiere soon so I figured why not? Might as well make use of all those recordings I have on my phone of us watching all the Lena scenes xD

Okay, so now that Supergirl season 3 is officially over and done for (I know we all have… feelings about it), I figured it would be a good time to finish up all the Lena scenes with my best friend. Let’s see how that goes xD

03x17 Trinity (or “The One With The Stick Poke”)

Her: So this is what you had me watch last night? (NOTE: this is the episode we watched live on a Monday and then I had her watch all the Lena scenes up until here on the following Tuesday. So all the watching til this point happened in a day) Me: Yep. Her: I have thoughts. Me: Already? Her: Yyyyep.

*Lena: Lena Kieran Luthor* Her: What now? Me: She literally only said her name, we watched this last night. Her: Yeah, but I wasn’t paying attention night. Me: -_- (she was busy taking selfies instead of watching, I have proof on my phone xD)

Her: Okay, but hooow does Supergirl know who Sam is? It doesn’t make sense, Kara is Sam’s friend, not Supergirl.

*Lena going off at the DEO people* Her: Tell them! She’s right, she didn’t have to say shit to them.

*Lena: I used kryptonite.* Her: Whoop. There it is…

*Lena on the phone with James* Her: Oh no, is she crying? Give her a break, dammit, she was trying to help!

*Supergirl: Lena!* Her: Oh sure. That didn’t sound like Kara at all.

*Lena: Please don’t say magic.* Her: Gotta love it that aliens and flying people and all that shit are normal but she draws the line on magic.

*Lena: I know Sam and you don’t.* Her: Right?? It’s Kara who knows Sam! I don’t think Supergirl even knows Sam’s name, this is stupid.

“Alex: You’re gonna need somebody to watch your backs.* Her: How many backs does she have?

Her: I’m liking this Lara Croft look a lot.

*Lena: Same reason you didn’t tell me you were really DEO.* Her: Fuck. Off. She knew Sam was Reign, she knew Alex is DEO, but Kara and Supergirl? Nope. Two different people. Sure. But like… It’s possible that she knows, but she’s not saying anything for that same reason, right? Cause Supergirl is Kara’s secret to keep?

*stick poke* Her: *laughs* She (Lena) looks so offended!

*Supergirl: They headed in this direction.* Her: .......how does she know?? Oh, nevermind. She saw them in her dream. Okay, we’re good.

*Supergirl: No worse than light kryptonite poisoning.* Her: Gooood, just let it go, she was trying to help her friend! It’s not like she used the kryptonite to attack Supergirl specifically, it was for Reign! I hate this…

*Supergirl: That’s not a great question for a Luthor to ask someone in my family.* Her: Bitch! Don’t, she’s your best fucking friend, oh my god! I’m with Lena on this one.

Her: Their acting is not too great, is it…?

*Alex: Julia, it’s Supergirl and Agent Danvers.* Her: And Lena Luthor.

*Sam: Lena… Alex? Supergirl?* Her: I thought she was gonna say Kara. Can you imagine?? *laughs*

Her: Oh my god, her neck!

*Reign grabs Lena by the neck* Her: Why… isn’t she fighting? She’s just dangling there!

*Reign: Only one of equal strength can defeat me.* Her: Okay sooo… Lena? Cause like, Supergirl just offered herself up to replace Lena, but Reign doesn’t want that. So it means that Lena can defeat Reign, right? Not in a physical fight but she can science something up? I bet that’s it.

*Reign squeezes Lena’s neck just before they pull everyone out* Her: Oh damn, I felt that in my stomach again.

*Lena: Hey, hey, what about me? Supergirl: Help Brainy.* Her: Is no one going to check on the one who almost died?!?!

*Brainy: Actually, that’s exactly how that works. Lena: I know* Her: Yeah but how does she know that??? It’s like that thing with her tiara and the door in season two, how does she knowww??

Her: I bet that shit she (Kara) pulled by sending James to check if Lena was telling the truth is gonna blow up in her face. Or- Supergirl’s face. Whatever, she fucked up.

*Supergirl: But we saved Julia.* Her: ………..didn’t she die?! That’s- not what we mean when we say “saved”, what the hell?

*Supergirl: Sam has a chance too.* Her: Yeah, to die!

*Supergirl: Our slate is clean. Lena: Well, I can work with that.* Her: Look how happy she (Lena) is to be on good terms with Supergirl again! Boy, that’s not gonna end well.

Her: I want to look like that.

*James: I’m Guardian.* Her: Yeah well… Guardian doesn’t even do anything, so…

*James: For Supergirl, she asked me to.* Her: Okay, he throws his friends under buses, apparently.

*Lena: That wasn’t Lex’ kryptonite. I figured out how to make it.* Her: More secrets?? Why does there have to be so much drama all the time?

Her: So, remember how I said yesterday that they (James and Lena) were cute together? Now I’m confused. This scene was sweet and I liked it, I like that they don’t have any secrets and stuff. But like… He really didn’t like her up until two episodes ago, it’s so forced! I’d be on board if there was more development and it made more sense, but they went from really not liking each other to having mad chemistry, which I don’t see, to kissing, to dating and if they drop the ‘I love you’ bomb next, I call bull.

03x18 Shelter From The Storm

We watched this one like… a week after it aired.

Her: Ohhh someone had fun the night before…

*James: You’re kinda… slumming in here at the Baldwin.* Her: She lives in a hotel?? I thought Kara said she’s been to her apartment? And didn’t she say that Ruby was at her apartment that other time too?

*whole James and Lena scene* Her: Why does this read so much like a teen drama though?

Her: Yes to kryptonite spray!

Her: He still hasn’t fixed his stupid tie yet? Ugh… Come on!

*Supergirl: And are you okay? Lena: Fine.* Her: I can feel the coldness all the way here.

*Lena: Sam’s mother, Patricia. She’s got a farm outside the city.* Her: Yeah, she’s dead.

Her: Okay, she (Alex) is insisting too much and you know shit is gonna go down when she gets to that safe place cause no one is listening to Lena again!

Her: I mean… I’d be pretty happy in that mansion, to be honest.

*James: Patricia Arias is dead.* Her: *laughs* Well that was fast.

*Lena telling James that she can’t tell Supergirl about her making kryptonite* Her: She’s right though! She’s seriously done nothing but good for what? Two years? And the one time she has kryptonite, Supergirl is using her Luthor name against her!

*James: She will be grateful.* Her: No she won’t.

*Supergirl: You have gall, lying to my face.* Her: I want. To hit her.

*Supergirl-Lena drama* Her: But didn’t she (Lena) get poisoned a few episodes ago? Isn’t that kinda like… painful? So she does kinda know what it’s like? And she’s right, someone can die while literally walking down the street, if we were all so terrified of things that can kill us, we’d all be insane!

*Supergirl: I need to be the only person in control of kryptonite on this planet.* Her: Wow, she is quickly becoming one of my least favorite characters…

*Supergirl: Even if I did trust you, even if we were on the same side…* Her: I wonder how bad it’s gonna hurt when she (Lena) finds out that it’s actually her best friend saying those things to her.

Her: Wait, how did they capture her (Reign)? (remember, we’re only watching the Lena scenes and the Reign fight wasn’t one of them) Me: Lena’s kryptonite. Her: They can get fucked.

Her: No. She (Supergirl) can’t just keep saying all this shit and then apologize and act like everything's okay, that’s not how it works at all!

*elevator scene* Her: Is she (Lena)... Is she checking to see her reaction to what she’s saying? Those side glances are very telling. I still think she knows.

*Lena: That’s something my mother would do.* Her: 😬😬😬😬 damn

 Her: The drama is real!

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 3 edition, pt5)

03x13 Both Sides Now

Her: *laughs* What is she wearing? Look at that pimp coat!

*Lena: It was three o’clock in the morning, we had just acquired your company, and I was in charge of the takeover.* Her: Who takes over a company at three o’clock in the morning?!

*Lena: Your light was the only one at the office.* Her: Yeah, no shit! No one works at an office at three in the morning!

Her: So that’s her thing? Eye fucking her friends?

Her: Aww she (Ruby) called Lena. And look, her and her coat both ran to her rescue!

Her: Where have we seen this girl though?

Her: Look at her (Lena) with that blinding red lipstick and fur coat at the ice skating rink. There’s a word people use for it, right? For being so over the top. Me: Extra? Her: Yes! She’s so extra, I love it.

Her: I want her (Lena) to be my friend.

*Lena: She’s at my apartment, she’s sleeping.* Her: Oh so she does have an apartment. Wait though, what is she doing at the office again?? God, she should get out more…

*Lena and Sam tension* Her: Wait, no, don’t be mad at her (Lena), she did the right thing! I don’t like it when everyone is against her.

*Sam: Silence!* Her: Oooh, shit.

Her: Oh, I thought she was gonna attack her or something.

*Lena: I know what’s wrong with you.* Her: She can fuck off. She knows what going on after two seconds and we’re supposed to believe she still hasn’t put two and to together after two years??

*Lena: I’m gonna make you better.* Her: Uuuuummmmm…

03x14 Schott Through The Heart

Her: That dress isn’t exactly… well, work clothes? What is up with the wardrobe department?? Her hair was different too.

Her: Every time she says “everything is fine” or don’t worry about it” or something like that, you know shit is going to hit the fan real soon.

Her: Wait, that was it? That was like two seconds. Are we getting close to the actual episode we watched last night? (again, these videos were all watched on Tuesday after 3x17)

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Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 2 edition, pt6)

02x21 Resist

Her: Prettyyyy. Though like… Who dressed her and combed her hair? That’s a liiittle alarming.

*Rhea touches Lena’s hair* Her: Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

Her: The hell is she (Rhea) wearing? Again.

Her: She looks so nice with her hair down.

Her: *slaps my arm like ten times* That’s fucking Morgana!!! I’ve been trying to remember where I’ve seen her since last night!

*Rhea: You represent the best of your race. I am going to make a society worthy of you.* Her: What is this Aryan bullshit?

Her: I just wanna hug heeer. Poor baby, look at her!

*Rhea: Beside me, presiding over this new world. That we will create together.* Her: What, is she gonna marry her or something?

Her: Oooh she wants her to marry Intern Mike. Well… that’s kind of a downgrade, to be honest. Also, isn’t he supposed to be her best friend’s boyfriend? That’ll make for an awkward family gathering.

*Mon-El: Daxamites can generate a child using just locks of hair. Rhea: Which I collected while you slept.* Her: What the- that’s so wrong on so many levels.

*Rhea: There are people you do care for.* Her: Oh I thought it was just gonna be a picture of Kara *laughs*

Her: She (Rhea) is so disgusted by the “little people”.

Her: Hoooly… Well hello.

*Rhea: Each of you, have found your star.* Her: Yeah… These are not the faces of people who have found their stars.

*Cat Grant appears* Her: Who is that now?

*Cat: Resist.* Her: Roll credits. (we’ve been watching a whole lot of Cinema Sins lately)

Her: Is her (Cat’s) whole speech indirectly about Trump? Cause it could be.

Her: Okay. Cat Grant seems pretty cool.

*Lena’s Princess Leia scene* Her: *laughs* She just walked right past them like “nope. Not dealing with that shit, bye”

Her: Oh no wait, she dealt with that shit like a boss.

*Lena unlocking the door with her tiara* Her: What- How the- What? Where’s the logic in that? How did she know she had to do that?

Her: …Did… Kara just headbutted the last guy and they all fell? Is it the domino effect? Did one’s head just knock on the one’s in front? 

*Supergirl: Kara Danvers sent me to get you.* Her: Fuuuuuck off with this shit, seriously.

Her: Mamma Luthor is there too? Sure, after she abandoned her unconscious daughter to die now she’s back to save her.

Her: Well. Old habits die hard. She (Lillian) has to always leave someone behind.

Her: Notice how she (Lena) is saying “mother” now instead of “mum”? She’s pissed.

*Lillian: I thought you’d finally see my side.* Her: If you want someone to “see your side”, you don’t abandon their friend up in an alien spaceship that’s about to be destroyed though?? That’s the way for them to see the opposite of your side!

*Lena: Where's Supergirl?* Her: She’s so worried *laughs* Again, I like the way she says “Supergirl”.

02x22 Nevertheless, She Persisted

Her: She’s been so heart-broken the poor girl, oh my god. Where are her two best friends Kara Danvers and Supergirl to give her warm hugs?

*Lillian: When you came to visit me in jail, I honestly wanted to be a better mother to you.* Her: Bitch, that was before you abandoned her in that secret hideout to die! How is that being a better mother?!

*Lillian: Every time I’ve had the opportunity to choose you over something else… I’ve chosen something else.* Her: Yeah, no shit. She (Lillian) is gonna play her (Lena) again with words she wants to hear but aren’t true, isn’t she?

*Lillian: Maybe you can do something with this.* Her: Wait… Is she legit gonna help? We shouldn’t trust her.

Her: Oh no, Mike would have to leave. I… don’t much care actually, I hardly know him.

“Lena: Did you know he was dating Kara Danvers?* Her: Okay, first of all, what? What does that have to do with anything? And second, *laughs* she said “was”. The dude isn’t even gone yet and he’s already in the past for her *laughs*

Her: I like it when she (Lena) sciences.

*Lena: I just gave Supergirl the remote.* Her: *laughs* Nice.

Her: So… Is the world saved? Me: Yep. Her: Is Mike gone? Me: Yyyyyep. Kara put him in the pod she came to earth in and sent him off to space so he’s not dead.  Her: I see… So it was him the dude with the beard we saw last night. Me: It was. Her: I have this theory that Lena knows Kara is Supergirl and she’s just waiting to see when she’ll trust her enough to say it. There is no way she doesn’t know! Me: *laughs* You and everyone else have the same theory at this point.

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