#Shye plays Mass Effect
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Me during my first playthrough, as an Infiltrator Shep: heavy reliance on Tactical Cloak and literally running away from fights/leaving my companions to die; 0/10 do not recommend Thresher Maw vs Sniper Rifle; never took my favorite companions, including LI on missions because their abilities were redundant.
Me, now, Soldier Shep: has never heard of "cover" and is can/will Fistfight a Brute; bring the squishy companions, I'm just going to lob grenades everywhere anyway! I see why this is the recommended first playthrough build.
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Starting a new Mass Effect playthrough: "Is it time to finally learn to use biotics?"
Infiltrator: sniper rifles and tactical cloak
"You make a compelling point."
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(Image taken from Mass Effect wiki)
I'm just sayin...
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Every time one of the Eden Prime survivors says about the "awful noise [the 'mothership'] makes" and how it was like nothing else they've ever heard and bores inside your head, I respond out loud to my computer "Was it like 'BWAAAAAAH!'?"
Helios is not amused by my Reaper impression.
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Lowkey sad that there are several in the background/parked at the Forward Base but the final Earth run doesn't have the option for "Give me two good men and a Mako and the Reapers will be sorted by lunch."
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Me: I am not going to fall for Thane again. We are not exclusively Thane-mancers in this house.
Thane: appears
Me:
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ME3 Loading Tip: "Weapons are more accurate when fired from cover."
See, that feels like a lie because your VI processes have identified that I Don't Do That while playing Soldier Shep because I have health and shields for days.
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"Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
[Quietly hums Scientist Salarian, but never finishes the title line...]
😭 Never fails to break me like my emotions are a toothpick.
RIP Mordin, enjoy your seashells.
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Ah the Reaper IFF. My least favorite ME 2 mission. (Including the Suicide Run).
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Found a bug they didn't fix in Legendary Edition. Joker is still unromanceable? Seems like a major gameplay issue?
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Oh god.
The Normandy landing at the Citadel for the first time.
I--
😍😭
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Mass Effect side quests aka "What are physics and can I break them?"
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Wait! You can repair the Mako on the move now?!
Well fuck, I want a list of Thresher Maw planets, I'll take em all out.
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I wonder if the satisfaction of hanging up on the Council every time the Turian Councilor says anything vaguely insulting (so says anything) ever loses its glow.
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I want to do something really different this playthrough...what happens if I don't recruit Liara as the first Main Mission?
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Me: “Yes yes, I know how to decrypt a lock. This is not my first rodeo.” skip instructions.
“Oh wait, shit, PC has a different minigame than console?! Fuck, fuck, fuck. What am I supposed to doooo?”
Also, I don’t like the PC decryption puzzle. Can I have my Simon Says back? Otherwise this playthrough is going to use a lot more Omni-Gel than usual.
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