#Shh you didnt see that tag

[altruistic-meme]

things are escalating quickly in the personal discord fic ideas channel.........

[yuichiiusagii]

Do you ever plan on getting married?

🎮

maybe? it all depends on finding the right person and if said person wants to get married. its not just up to me but i mean yeah i hope so

[truelove-cafe]

woah... cute blog... claiming myself as your first inbox letter because you're very precious and cool !!! (you don't have to post this i just thought it would be silly)

ASHSBDNDHSHD hitting the ground with my fist /pospospos

hiiii first letter has been officially claimed my dear muhehe ALSO IT IS VERY SILLY YOURE SO SWEET GUYS. I AM COOKED okay okay normal mode

me? i have a cute blog? hmmm you must not spend as much time on your blog as i do, because i beg to differ :333 /silly

[urfriendlywriter]

prompts for your characters having a crush:

(no because 9, 16, 20, 21-- I'D KILL FOR IT TO HAPPEN TO ME :') (feel free to usee and tag me when yall writeeee :) )

tries to deny it. tries to undo it.

"yo, you seem to like [name]?" "SHH, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT SO LOUDLY??"

they're having a crush on you and they offer to help you a lot!

"you know I'm always there for you, right? :)"

that 0.001 second of eye contact when they catch you staring at them. WHAT YOU DIDNT NOTICE WAS THEIR SMILE AFTER!!! (which means they've a crush on u too dumb bitc- CHILE ANYWAYSSS)

bumping into each other in the hallways

slightest of physical contact and it sends you reeling into another universe

them being so oblivious and continuing to do all the adorable things they do

OR they know what they're doing because they fell for you first. like leaning over you to hear you better, cupping your face to take a fallen eyelash!!! OR patting your head often :))

hugging and hearing their heart beat rise

thinking they have a contagious laugh

them trying to confess to you but you're so oblivious it hurts!!

"[name], what do you think of us?" "us?" "you and me, us, love."

avoiding them to stop your feelings from growing further

"you've been avoiding me." "someone's got a braincell."

"we're not like how we used to be, [name]." "my bad for catching feelings. don't worry I'll get rid of it-" and they get kissedddd "took you so long to confess, love :)"

craning your neck to see if they're there (bonus points if they're already looking at you)

having a good laugh together!

walking home together and your hands graze e/o's

^ and they slowly take YOUR HAND IN THEIRSSS W RIZZ FR

"he is sick so i spent the night in his.." ".... YOU ARE CRAZY WHAT DID YOU DO?? ARE YOU IN LOVE [NAME]??"

"you have pretty eyes." "oh? oh. i- thank you? °\\°"

feeling tingly around them.

using codenames when talking about them with your friends!

"hey, are you sure your crush on 'pineapple' is one sided?? they look at you with a twinkle in their eyes."

[lottiesboy]

cg! agatha harkness reassuring you after you have an accident

note: i mis mama agatha,,, so so much :((( ugh its so painful like that’s literally my mom I NEED MY MAMAAA :[ i didnt know what to name this so :c also merry christmas eve to everyone that celebrates !!! :3

tags: sfw, fluff, age regression, mama! agatha, accidental wetting, bathtime, pacis, diapers

agatha told you to never go to the bathroom at the last minute. well, you did, resulting in you having an accident on yourself. you tried to run upstairs to change, but agatha caught a flash of you in the corner of her eye. “baby, you okay? did you go potty?” she saw you in the hallway.

“go ‘way.” you whined, using your shirt to cover the wet spot on your pants. “what’s wrong, bunny?” agatha came over to you, looking you all over to see what was wrong. she frowned when she saw your wet clothes. “oh sweetie, did you have an accident?”

she didn’t want you to be scared, trying her best to keep you calm. you were already crying, shaking with fear because you thought agatha was going to be mad at you.

“don’t be mad, mama.” you sniffled. agatha exhaled, caressing your cheek. “why would mama be mad, sweetheart? accidents happen. you're only little, baby.” you were still crying a little, avoiding eye contact with agatha. “oh baby… hold mama’s hand, c’mon.” agatha led you to the bathroom.

she took off your wet shorts, shirt, and your big kid underwear before helping you in the bathtub. she put them in the washing machine, coming back to you rather quickly. agatha tried to get you cheered up, coaxing you to play with your bath toys. but you stared down at the soapy water, tears still streaming down your face.

“bunny.. y’know mama’s not mad at you, right?” agatha wiped your tears, rubbing your soapy back. "but... you gonna put diaper on me. didn't mean to." you sniffled. agatha sighed. "i know you didn't, sweetheart. mama knows." agatha rinsed you off, draining the bath. she helped you out and gave you your hooded towel.

"shh.. let's get you changed, baby." she picked you up and walked to the nursery and laid you down on the changing table. agatha grabbed a diaper for you, along with some baby powder and baby lotion. "mama's gonna change you real quick, okay?"

you whined, chewing on the corner of your towel. "oh, i know!!!" she cooed in a baby voice. "fussy baby. you want your rattle?" agatha gasped playfully, shaking your rattle in front of your face to calm you down. "good baby." she gave you the toy and smiled, unfolding the diaper and putting it under your bottom. agatha knew you were slipping younger by the way you were cooing and chewing on the rattle. "oh yeah? are you talking to mama?" she powdered you before taping the diaper up, pointing out the characters on your diaper.

"good job, baby! such a good job." agatha kissed your tummy, making you giggle. "hold on, sweetie. can mama put some lotion on you?" she sat you up, pumping some lotion on her hand and rubbing it into your chest. she got your legs, arms and face as well, before grabbing a onesie out of your closet and put it on you, snapping the buttons below.

"aww, there's my sweet baby." agatha put you on your hip. "you're all protected by your diaper, huh? and you smell so good, like a cute little baby, yeah. mama could just eat you up." she kissed your cheek and neck with a playful growl, making you squeal and giggle. "no tickle, mama!"

"aww, why not? mama loves your giggle so much." she repeated her silly action, making you laugh even more. "i love you, bunny." agatha rubbed your back, feeling you snuggle into the crook of her neck. "love too, mama." you blushed, feeling super tiny and loved.

[comet-forgot-you]

repress

roommate!max fox x reader

summary: max wants to do your makeup

warnings: none really, r thinks theres feelings for max, tension maybe, r is kinda introverted, i think thats all.

a/n: roommate max series? i think maybe. anyway shoutout to the middle pic for the inspiration for this. 😁😁 ive also never willingly worn makeup so like, i didnt know how to write the process, I TRIED MY BEST do not repost for any reason

rooming with max was… something. her personality completely differed from your own. she was outgoing, talked to people without much worry. you on the other hand, you rarely left your shared dorm and hardly talked to people unless they spoke to you first. it was almost a perfect balance.

max would always try and invite you to parties, all for which you politely declined. she was adamant, though. there was no party she went to that she didn’t invite you tag along with her. she wanted to spend more time with you outside of the dorm, she wanted to see you in different settings.

“i’m going to a party tonight, wanna come?” she asks from her spot on her bed.

“no, thank you, though.” you eyes had yet to tear away from the computer screen. you hear shuffling from behind you.

“c’mon, you need a break from that, just one party,” max says. you turn in your chair to look at the girl. she was sat on the edge of the bed, hands holding the sides.

“i need to finish this, i can take a small break, though,” you mutter, stretching your arms out. she stays still, bottom lip getting taken in between her teeth. max pushes herself off of her bed to stand in front of you.

“fine, if you don’t go to the party, at least just get dressed like you are.”

“why would i do that? its pointless.” max furrows her brows.

“its not pointless, it’ll give you a boost of confidence. i’ll do your makeup and help you pick something out, then you can take it off like it never happened.” you roll your eyes.

“youre not doing my makeup.” max frowns.

“why not? it’ll be so cute,” she mumbles, crossing her arms. “just a little bit of eyeliner and eyeshadow, i wont go too crazy, i promise.” you raise your brows and max juts her bottom lip out. you take a deep breath in.

“fine, but nothing too crazy.” max smiles, practically jumping at you to wrap her arms around your beck. she pulls back, keeping her hands on your shoulders.

“go sit on my bed, i’ll be right there.” you raise your brows and shes gone in an instant, going to retrieve her makeup. you let out a huff, what the fuck were you doing?

max is back before you’ve gotten up, eyebrows raised. “get on the bed.” you huff, pushing yourself from your chair and settling yourself on her bed. she sits across from you, setting the makeup she had retrieved in front of her. she leans across the distance between you, “close your eyes.” you’re quick to listen, eyes fluttering closed. she cups your chin to keep you in place. something presses against your eyelid, eyeliner, you think.

max lets out a huff of air, letting go of you. “this position is to awkward, get up real quick.” you open your eyes, brows furrowed slightly. you push yourself off of her bed and max rearranges her pillows. “okay, lay down here,” she says, getting off of her bed. you crawl on her bed, positioning yourself against her pillows. shes quick to follow after you, swinging a leg over your hips.

“what are you doing?” you ask, hands holding onto her hips subconsciously.

“shh, close your eyes,” she says, leaning forward. you do as she says, eyebrows furrowing. the tip of her eyeliner meets your eyelid again, gently running it across it.

shes so close, you can feel her breath against your face, her body so close to yours. you’ve never been so close to her before. brushing against each other in smaller spaces, crammed together in a booth, in your car, sure you’ve been close to her, but it was never this close.

she rubs her thumb over your eyebrows, “stop, you look stressed, its just makeup,” she mumbles. your eyebrows relax, muttering out an apology.

her hand rests on your forehead as she traces another line on your opposite eyelid. she smelt good, her hands soft on your face. she pulls back momentarily and you open your eyes to look at her. she leans over, grabbing her phone from its spot on her bed. it takes a fee moments before she’s turning the camera around to show you how you look.

“do you like it so far?” its simple, but it fits your features so well. you nod.

“yeah, looks good,” you mutter out. max smiles, flipping the phone back to her. she taps a few times and angles it above your face ever so slightly, and in seconds the flash goes off. you scrunch your face at the bright light and max groans.

“dont do that, i want to take a picture, you look pretty.” the compliment lets butterflies loose in your stomach. since when did that happen? you roll your eyes, hoping your heated cheeks didn’t give your inner thoughts away. max repositions her phone, this time rhetorically flash doesnt go off, and she quickly discards her phone to her side. she picks something up, a pencil you think, and she’s leaning back in.

your eyes study her features. her eyes, how they furrow in concentration as she traces your lips. her lips, they look soft, and for a moment, you wonder what they would feel like against your own. her eyelashes were coated with a thin layer of mascara. was she always so pretty?

“you’re staring.” her voice is quiet and she doesnt take her eyes away from your lips. you wait for her to let off of your lips to talk, not wanting to ruin her progress.

“what else am i supposed to do? you’re right in front of me,” you mumble. she smiles, averting her eyes from your own to focus on your lips. she applies a layer of lipstick. your lips feel weird with the additional layer, but you do nothing about. you cant tear your eyes away from her, the way she stares at your lips. you know its just for the purpose of applying the lipstick, but you cant help but want her to press her lips against your own.

she pulls back again, grabbing her phone to show you the end result. “hows it look?” she asks.

“its good.” you can barely even focus on your reflection. max smiles, snapping a picture of you before pushing herself off of you. you miss the heat of her body the second its gone, you miss her being so close. “thats all?” you ask, hoping it doesn’t sound as desperate to her as it did to you.

“yeah, told you i wasn’t going crazy with it,” she stands in front of your dresser. “lets get an outfit now.” you push yourself off of her bed, going to stand next to her as she goes through your drawers.

your mind raced a million miles an hour. it confused you how many times you had thought about kissing her in the small amount of time she spent in your lap, pressed against you. you’d never thought about max that way before, never really allowed yourself to look at her, to think about her, but now that it was forced, you almost wish you would’ve sooner.

you shake your head, ridding yourself of your thoughts. you couldn’t like max, you couldn’t let yourself like her, if thats what was happening. you were pretty sure max was only into guys, and even if she wasn’t, she was your roommate, and you really don’t want to make your living situation weird. you couldn’t like max.

[xrosaurax]

Kissing a shy Cardinal (fluff?)

Tags: Cardinal Copia x GN!Reader, Rats, kissing, cuddling, fluff, shy copia, youthful reader x old man

Warnings: none

Word Count: 11,614

You were walking alone down the hallways, the colorful glass stained are looking beautiful as always, the sun rays hitting them onto the floor, it gives you motivation to finish all your duties for the ministry. You walk and walk through the long pathways until you find the library, your favourite place to work on your papers.

The other sisters and brothers inside the library are now walking their way out of the library, leaving you alone on this dusty library, you sat on the table that is next to the palladian window, you started dusting your outfit and sat on the chair, you started working on your papers peacefully, until you heard a rat squeaking from your right side.

You turned your head to where the noise was and saw a person wearing a red Cardinal outfit, you remembered his name was Copia, you heard it from sisters and brothers' gossiping about the "Rat man". You watched the cardinal shuffling the books aside, it seems like he's looking for something, you thought. You were about to go back to working until the cardinal's "Aha!" Caught your attention.

The cardinal caught a rat from the bookshelves and dearly caressed its head gently, you felt your heart warming up as you watch him passionately cooing and petting the rat.

"oh, piccola mia, ti stavo cercando. Pensavo di averti perso, va bene shh"

The cardinal cooed to his dust covered rat, you smiled softly, you didnt realized you've been staring at the shy cardinal and the cardinal staring at you a little surprised and quickly hid his rat behind him. Until he spoke.

"Ahem..a-are you alright, caro amico?"

"O-oh! I apologize for...staring, cardinal...copia, thats your name, right?.."

"Ah, si si. Thats right.."

You gave him a slight nod and gentle smile, assuring him that you will not judge him for having a pet rat in his hands.

"Im (y/n) by the way...Its so sweet that you have a pet rat" you introduced yourself, you looked at cardinal and saw his face being all worried and afraid.

"Oh.. no dont worry! I wont hurt your rat! And Im not gonna tell the others.. If..thats what you thought.." You tried reassuring him that you will not do those things, he seemed like a shy friendly cardinal and you will absolutely feel bad if his rats are taken away from him.

The cardinal smiled and brought his hand out to show you his rat then walks towards you slowly "Ah hehe, Im glad you thought they're sweet, dear, Ive been hiding them in my quarters so the other staff wont find them around the ministry, or else they will get killed!" He quietly says it.

You gave him a hummed in reply while working on your work, "You dont have any work to do, copia?" Copia's heart warmed up when you say his name instead of his title, you looked up at him because he took long to reply "Ah! No no, I finished all my work, a-and Sister insisted that I should take a break or walk around the ministry for now that is..".

"Ahhh...that makes sense, you must be tired from standing too long" you nervously giggled while rubbing the back of your neck, you stood up and looked around for a chair, then you pulled it next to yours. "Here, have a seat while we have a conversation, and while I work on my papers, yeah? Dont worry, I wont bite"

Copia giggled shyly and sat in the chair next to you slowly, he curiously watched you working on your papers, then his rat hopped onto your desk and nibbles on your fingers gently, you aww'ed and pet its head gently, the rat squeaks like they're liking how you pet them, in the corner of your eye, you saw Copia smiling warmly at you and also blushing as well.

You turned your eyes at him and he looked away fast, you can still see his blush on his freckled cheeks, you smiled and giggled, *Oh I never thought he can be this adorable..* You thought to yourself, you're thinking about kissing him in cheek to make him blush even harder, which makes you smirk, you leaned in closer to kiss his cheek, until he turned his head and kissed his lips instead.

You even made yourself blush harder than he is right now, your cheeks are full of blush red and his reaction is shocked and suddenly shy, you looked away covering your cheeks "I-Im sorry! I- I was about t-to kiss your cheek but then you turned your head so I ended up kissing you-" you were cut off by his hand on your shoulder, "D-Dont worry, Im not mad, tesoro" he chuckled, he removed his hand from your shoulder and puts them both on his lap.

"Your lips are surprisingly soft, dolcezza..they looked dry until I felt them in my lips.." *He's been staring at my lips this whole time or??* You said in your mind, "M-Maybe I can kiss them more to make it wet and hydrated-" he covered his mouth with his gloved hand, hes carried away and "accidentally" let those words slipped from his mouth.

You're secretly smiling and went back to work, pretending that you didn't hear him, Copia stood up from his chair and gently grabbed his rat.

"Say uh...do you wanna come to my quarters later? To take care of my simpatici ratti?" Copia hopefully thought to himself that you agree.

"Sure" you smiled softly, Copia smiled back, he thought your smile is the most sweetest and genuine smile he ever saw, than to those fake smiles he got from the other sisters and brothers, Copia nodded "You can meet me anytime whenever you're done with your paperworks, caro/cara, I dont want to force you. Take your time, eh?"

"Yes yes, Copia, I will thank you" Copia nodded again and walked out of the library, later at 7pm, you finally finished your duties and went to your quarters to fix yourself. Putting on a perfume and casual clothing, checking yourself in the mirror one last time before heading out, you remembered that the staff quarters are downstairs, so you go downstairs and searching for Copia's quarters.

You finally saw it with "Cardinal Copia" on his door, you fixed yourself once more and knocked gently on the wooden door. The door opened and Copia's face enlightened when he saw your beautiful face again "Hiiii" You awkwardly said, "Come in, tesoro", Copia opened the door completely, gesturing you to come inside then closed the door behind you. You looked around his quarters, it is surprisingly comfortable, his carpet looks neat, his working table is properly organized, his blanket is neatly folded. The candles giving the room a more warm feeling, or a warm comfortable room.

Copia walks towards to the couch and sat, he puts on a sweater he made for his rats and giggles to himself. You mumbled "You're so cute.." and you walked towards him and sat next to him "Im glad you think Im cute..." You're flustered yet again, you thought he didn't hear you but you're wrong. "O-Oh you heard that?" He chuckles, "Yes dear" and smirked at you while he plays with his rats. You playfully rolled your eyes at him.

One of his rats who is also with mini sweater climbed up to your lap and layed down. You aww'ed at the rat, Copia turned his head and saw you gently petting them, you then brought the rat up and gently kissed their head, Copia is speechless from what he just saw. After you kissed its head, you gently put them down on the coffee table, leaving them sleeping peacefully. The rat on Copia left to go eat their treats inside their cage.

As you turned your head to look at Copia, you saw his face filled with warm smile and pink blush on his cheeks, you then felt his hand on your lap, his thumb rubbing your skin in circles slowly. "You never know how much that made me want to kiss you.." you blushed so much that you ended up looking like a tomato.

Copia gently cradles your face with his hands and kissed your lips softly, you didnt move and froze in the same position, until you finally moved your hands, putting them on his chest up to his shoulders then kissing him more. Copia hummed and brought his hands to your sides, pulling you closer to him until your chest met his, you wrapped your arms around him and his tongue went through inside your mouth, began licking yours.

You leaned back onto the couch, making Copia being on top you, devouring your lips passionately, his mustache tickling your lips, you giggled when his hand is in whatever spot that tickles you, Copia pulled away and panting softly, looking at you dearly, he saw his lipstick mark on the top of your lip, he giggles as well.

"Copia..." You said it sweetly "H-Hm?.." you move your hands and began running your fingers through his salt and pepper hair "Kiss me again.." you bit your bottom lip, Copia of course kissed you again, this time its deep and more tongue licking. You loved the feeling of his tongue licking yours softly, he stopped doing it and kisses your lips instead, sucking your bottom lip to make them wet and hydrated, just like what he says before. You loved how soft and kissable his lips are. You pulled his head more and he grunts from the feeling, until a loud knock came from his door.

You both are surprised and you quickly sit normally and fix your clothing, Copia also fixed his red cassock and began walking towards his door "Va bene, va bene sto arrivando!" He says as hes walking and opened the door slightly, he saw Secondo standing in front of him, holding one of Copia's rats by the tail

"Ho visto il tuo topo mangiare sui miei documenti, fratello. Per favore, puoi portare via il tuo topo dal mio ufficio, in modo che il mio serpente non li mangi "accidentalmente" vivi?" Secondo said with a clearly not so happy on his face, he looked so intimidating that you wanted to look on the floor, fidgeting with your fingers. Copia grabbed his rat from him gently and put them inside their cage, Copia then went back to the door and thanked Secondo for bringing his rat back to him.

Secondo's gaze moved down to Copia's lips, seeing how mess it is, Copia saw the movement of his eyes and flustered "A-Ah stavo per togliermi il rossetto con un fazzoletto, fratello...Thats why they look messy hehe.." Secondo peaked inside the room and saw you all flustered and lip marks on your lips, he chuckled and looked at Copia.

"Ho interrotto qualcosa?" Secondo smirked at Copia, Copia shooks his head hesitantly, hes blushing, and wanted Secondo to leave, "Ah You go have fun, fratello. I will not interrupt your.. kissing again" he says before walking away from the door. Copia slowly closed the door and looks at you, giggling to himself nervously like an idiot "Papa Secondo really looks intimidating sometimes.." "I thought the same, amore" Copia sat next to you and leans back. Looking at the ceiling, he smiled at the thought of him kissing you before.

"What are you thinking hm?" You smiled and you laid your head on his chest, "I was just thinking of what to do tomorrow is all.." You felt his heart beating fast, you moved your hand to his chest and kissed him in cheek, "I bet you're thinking of me instead" you teased him playfully "Ehh.." he shyly looked away from you and smiled, you cuddled him sweetly and brought his face to face you, "Oh come on, you're suddenly shy from all that kissing?" Copia smiled widely and hid his face on the crook of your neck.

You leaned back and hold him in protective way, stroking his hair dearly and kissed his forehead wrinkles. Copia's arms wrapped around you loosely. "Why do you love an old man like me, amore?" He pouts, you look down at him "Because you're attractive and kind..The other day, I saw you being kind to other staff, even though they're mean to you, and then helping other sisters and brothers for their duties.." Copia lets out a hmph "You think so?" He looked at you with pleading face, you nodded and smiled, You kissed his nose and make him lay on your neck again. You felt him smile against your skin. Later, you heard him snoring softly onto your neck, you quietly giggled and resting your head against his.

[problematicraccoon]

doing the dr incorrect quote thing because it gives me serotonin and i desperately need that atm

(for my main skz dr <3)

Jeongin (on twt): like this for a tbh

Jeongin: (tags me) tbh u kinda ugly

me: I DIDNT EVEN REPLY

Chris: why're you crying?

me, sniffling: just cutting some onions

Chris: those are potatoes

Seungmin: you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end

me: no you cant

Seungmin: shut up nerd

Jisung: crushes are the worst.

me: i know right? every time im around them i get all stupid

Jisung: but you're stupid all the time

me: yeah. dont think too hard about that

Minho: nice ass. sorry about the mental illness

me: thank you king

me, about Felix and Changbin: he's not just sOmE gUy, he's my GIRLFRIEND

me: can i be frank with you guys

Hyunjin: sure but i dont see how changing your name is gonna help

Felix: can i still be Felix?

Hyunjin: shh, Frank is speaking

me: please. please leave me alone

Jisung: (in the corner of my room at 3am eating a kitkat bar the wrong way)

me: what do you WANT. PLEASE JUST STOP

me: i have Evil Autism. my special interest is being a hater and i stim by starting fights and engaging in shitty discourse with random strangers on the internet

Minho: no you're not you're just a dick

me, when the guys are on tour, leaving me unsupervised in the house: im in your cupboards nibbling on shit. im scurrying im scurrying. im back to nibbling.

also me when the guys leave me unsupervised,

Chris, texting me: are you behaving?

me: NOPE. chewing on electrical cords as we speak

Chris: ffs alyssa

me: >:)

Seungmin: request for you to not be a bitch

me: request denied

Felix: all odd numbers have an e in them

me: Lee Felix it is 3am

Felix: t-h-r-E-E, f-i-v-E, o-n-E

me: GO TO SLEEP

the guys @ each other: love wins! i am sleeping with your girlfriend

Jeongin: if i blended monster energy, red bull, five hour energy, hot cheetos in an energy smoothie, would it kill me?

me, shrugging: only if you die

Jeongin, getting out the blender: you're so smart lyssa

Chris, sprinting into the room: JEONGIN NO

[lesbiansuga]

favorite k-pop group tag game :]

tagged by @cordiallyfuturedwight <3

who is your favorite k-pop group? well. bts of course hehe. i do listen to a shitton of other groups though. i'll listen to anything tbh

which member sparked your interest first? god it's been so long i dont even remember. i thiink yoongi maybe? (when i say its been long i mean since september of last year which isnt technically that long but im old and my memory is shit shh)

who was your first bias? well. yoongi but he's still my bias! it's just that jimin also is now :]

what makes them your current bias? god where do i even begin. both yoongi & jimin are so ambitious and resilient. they're willing to do put in all the hours needed to achieve their dreams. and then some more. and more. oftentimes to the detriment of their health but they always pull through in the end <3 they're also both so full of love even though they express it in different ways which i find sooo interesting. i could write an essay on this but i'll refrain jdkskdsl on a less serious note they make me feel insane cuteness aggression whenever i see them i just wanna squish them like you would with 2 tiny kittens 🥹

who is your bias wrecker? uhh who isnt lol. currently jungkook but i feel like it changes week to week

which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker? currently seokjin! ive been watching so much run bts lately and he's just so amazing there. he's so funny but also extremely smart and perceptive. i loveee when he's the spy he's so good at it hdskj

when did you first discover this group? okay i mean. technically 2013. i watched the we are bulletproof mv and became obsessed w the song. sadly i didnt really look into them at that time which im kicking myself over now :( i think i remember catching the dope mv years later on tv when it came out and again didnt look into them. and then 2023 came and i was going through an extremely hard time and looking for a hyperfixation to distract me so i tried getting into kpop again (ive been into it on and off since the late 2000s god im old) and somehow came across bts and.....the rest is history :]

what are some of your favorite songs by the group? ohh geez i have so many lets see.... (in now particular order) no more dream, not today, boy in luv, spring day, butterfly, fake love, silver spoon, run bts, outro: tear, cypher pt.2 (<- i'm more into hypey songs as you can tell kjcsdj)

annd tagging anyone who wants to do this <3 i havent been online much these days so idk who's already done it 😖

[slice-of-magenta]

Tagged by: @thiamsxbitch thank you!! <3 I saw the first question and panicked 🤣. Didnt even rant! Im so good at this. Srry for the spaces. I dont know how to edit that out.

Get To Know Me

Rules:  Tag (10) people who you want to get to know better.

Relationship Status: my whole head is on fire ??? ... Im accidentally between single and not single. And I dont fair well here.

Favorite Color: green

Three favorite foods: Camerones, Pomegranites, bamboli

Song stuck in my head: I dont even know the name.. thats why its stuck. The lyrics are kind of incoherent too.

Last thing i googled: synonyms for luck

Last Song I listened to: Green Onions by Booker T. & the M.G.'s

Dream Trip: honestly anywhere. I want to see new places.

Time: night! I dont usually post my time on here

Anything I really want now: walking anywhere away from the streets. Maybe walking the dogs too. I need to stress walk. But its dark and walking out this late is a no-no.

tagging (feel free to ignore): @scribeoffate @kailaris-rites @scintalla @foofsterwolf @allyjostan @redmoonfever @nacreousgore @rhyslahey @ksbbb @momentofmemory @metagalacticx (shh I can count )

[ghostpal]

Last line challence

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many as you like).

Thanks for the tag @celticwolfie

Im gonna share a few cause I can

“I mean, he’s been a touch cranky the past couple days but,” Sun shrugged then, pulling up the gps on his phone. “He gets that way sometimes. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, sunshine.” They offered you a soft smile. You returned it. Things would sort themselves out, surely.

You had to talk to moon. See how he was. But you had to find some way to go about it that didnt leave sun feeling abandoned. You were pondering what to do, coming up dry, when a notification popped up on your fazwatch.

“How are you liking Fazbear Zoo?” He asks, hands on his hips and shifting his weight to one foot in a very casual display of humanity. They did a great job with him. Wow.

“Shh shh, its okay.” He assures with a soft expression. “Hes better suited for sleepy weepies than i am anyhow.”

So yeah thersa the last bits of a few of my fics. Uhhh your turn if you feel up to it

@muzzlemouths @squibbles-gubwee @candracandor

[weeswine]

Stuff I have noticed watching ST season 4 for the 5th or something time:

(Or just my rekindling of opinions and feelings)

Lucas wasn't a back stabber, he sent Jason and the crew to El and Hops old cabin (me too busy just focusing on Lucas (he is babygirl✨️))

Eddie isn't present for like 2 episodes and that is just a big wow [also Erica, miss her :(]

That classic shot of Eddie at the d&d table is not him being a dramatic whore™, rolling dice, but actually congratulating Erica

Why is Erica wearing the flag? Like slay and also the American theme song is playing but like girl?????

Erica supports the gays ✨️ (She probably is a gay 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸)

Angela still deserves that skate to the head [slayed !]

Murray is slay.

Still cant look at Robins outfit from the psych ward (sorry but yeah nah)

Alexei 😫

Jason is a leader but not a responsible or smart one, like he is hunting down a couple of 20 y/os and their half a dozen 14 y/o children??? And supporting his teammates to do the same (i didnt like him before but jeez dude)

also you can see his style of leadership of basketball and children hunting have some similarities sus

California Dreamin was played because ... *drumroll* THEY ARE IN CALIFORNIA!

The main group are the pick me girls of character developement (they dont develope like other characters~ they get desensitized and are used to death and gore *bites lip, tucks hair behind ear, giggles and pukes little*) but also geniuenly concerned for their sanity:

Argyle: Omg that dude dead, my 1st (?) death, the party is not here my dudes😔, wtf is happening, Ive never been through this, Im meant to deliver pizzas not dead bodies🍍🍍🍍

Byer boys + Mike: Oh my ✨️gawwdd✨️ Argyle get over it already ... like chop chop this agent died like 20 seconds ago move on !

(but they were in danger like Argyle indeed dude chop chop)

Does Yuri always just drug his coffee with sleepy pills? Like my guy thats not what coffee is meant to be used for, and the pills wouldve been low dosage cause unless Yuri is a maths wiz he wouldve been counting his mula for a while

Hop! Just dont have feet. At this point get rid of them! Get those 'orrid manky things outta 'ere!

The most horrific part of ST is not asshole Vecna and his gang, its just watching Hop get his feet dragged or him running around in the snow, no shoes, big cuts, the only thing keeping is feet on his body is Joyce, she is a super glue.

Vecna is more than just a piece of shit, hes the entire digestive system.

But him just targeting traumatised kids and touching them on the fore head, like: "Dw sweetie~ I'll fix you, shh is okay, you be nasty never again <3 Nurse Vecna will make you all better~ :)"

They are not nasty! They just been through some shit. Fuck you twerp

Freds visions with the funeral family giving ✨️Tisphone✨️ vibes ~♡

Early season 4 Mike is an asshole (dw it gets gayer *pats on head*)

Steve 🥰

Robin 😍

Nancy 😘

Eddie 🤩 (star fish boy)

Together united in harmony, they are the power Rangers💕💞✨️✨️

Dacre Montgomery (Billy) was in power Rangers (hes also aAussie which is just so oool)

Conspirewithme: #headcanons

Joyce could totally just go 1v1 brawl with the entirety of the upsidedown, Id pay to see it.

That guy who hired Robin and Steve who also worked at the arcade defo played d&d with Eddie at some point

I need to see El just have a giant therapy dog (think Perrito but Great Dame size)

Mike might be projecting Will onto El butttt he bi af, have you seen his cheekbones??? ( im watching a documentary on "Mike Gay????😱😱")

I am only up to the beggingin of episode 5, gods i hope this makes sense and im not accidently offending anyone

(Im a tag sl**)���

[houliburns]

🌃 intro post! 🌃

(bit late but i didn’t want a cluttered bio anymore so here’s this)

hiii im shay! i fixated on mash back in november and i officially finished it on march 22nd 2023!! im gonna rewatch soon tho

about this blog

this is a side-blog!

tags: i tag pretty extensively for the sake of categorization; here’s hoping my character tags prove fun to scroll through!

queue: as of the day i’m writing this, i have a very full queue, because i have a habit of liking literally every post i see related to a fixation, and then spam-queuing it later to clean my likes out. so i hope you enjoy all the content! lots of funny scenes and textposts, well-made gifsets, wonderful fanart, and insightful meta, if i do say so myself. mashblr is a talented bunch!

original posts/content: i don’t contribute much on my own, but i love to ramble and i hope some of my lengthy tags prove an interesting or at least entertaining read :) i do dabble in fanfic writing and i’ve got a few mash works in my drafts, but i’m not sure if they’ll ever see the light of day. i’m also fond of meta and character analysis, so if i ever work up the courage maybe ill put out some moderately thought-provoking posts in that realm.

some of my opinions relating to mash characters & ships can be found under the read more!

these are all subjective and i completely respect anyone who disagrees :) we’re all here to have fun!

summarized thoughts on the characters (kinda sorted by fav to least fav)

mulcahy has been driving me bonkers for months (and my jewish ass has been putting far too much thought into catholicism lately bc of him😒)

frank,,,, listen. i’m sorry. but listen, as baffled and/or disgusted as you are, i’m the mf stuck being the only one in this entire fandom who flails over frank burns. so how do you think i feel. ik he’s absolutely awful, but he’s just so damn pathetic, i can’t help but like him and find him fascinating

radar is a bubby to me, i dont rlly have complex thoughts on him hes kinda just a comfort character to me n ilhsm

charles... he snuck up on me. i didnt expect to like him, much less relate to him (-_-) i just exposed myself as a charles winchester kinnie how will my reputation recover

i love hawkeye a lot, as we all do <3

i love trapper john mcintyre!!!!!!!!!!

i love margaret!!! i love klinger!!! i love henry!!! 

im pretty neutral on potter and bj

in short: i love them all a lot but mulcahy and frank have each driven me particularly mad in different ways and radar with his animals has made me cry and charles would probably drive me nuts if i let him but i am keeping him at arm’s length.

summarized thoughts on ships (again, strongest first)

(yes i have frank ships. no i am not proud of it)

my mash otp is hawkahy. it’s been slowly draining the remainder of my sanity. i havent slept in months. send help

i am a sucker for enemies/rivals to lovers and hawnk kinda makes me a little nuts.

i know he’s not good for her but i think margaret x frank have a rlly interesting relationship and they can be cute sometimes, and i think about them more than i’d like to admit. i am not immune to het ships consisting of badass women with control issues and their toxic pathetic purse-dog boyfriends.

henry x klinger is literally canon idc

pierceintyre... ;-; hh

i love semi-niche trapper ships. trapcahy is a little bit 👀 and i really like trapper x margaret

hawkeye x henry... shh...

bonus trios i think about sometimes😳: hawkeye x margaret x frank, margaret x frank x flagg (SHH), hawkeye x trapper x mulcahy. do u see my evil vision

aaand some platonic dynamics i particularly enjoy

mulcahy & klinger are besties :)

mulcahy & margaret have a sibling dynamic that i absolutely adore, esp in the potter seasons, particularly the later ones.

charles & margaret are a fun duo. the ship tease they did a little was... idk how to feel about it, but i like them as buddies.

margaret & klinger... the girlies

hawkeye & klinger!!! the el jibbities are flocking together..

hawkeye & margaret :)

i do very much enjoy hawkeye & bj’s friendship

not friendship but charles & mulcahy’s animosity is sooo funny i will never tire of it

notps: klinger x charles, and hunnihawk. do not doxx me.

i think thats all for now. enjoy my nonsense!

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[midiosaamor]

❪ ★ ❫ 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: aaron warner x fem!reader.

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: aaron has been having nightmares of the war and a special someone dying. good thing you’re there to help your boyfriend.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: fluff, pet names, insomnia, mention of death, mention of war, nightmares, cuddling, comfort, paris anderson.

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒: 347

𝐀/𝐍: i edited this because there’s no way im letting THIS stay on my account. dont care if i was half asleep the grammar mistakes in here KILLED ME. also didnt i make the jameson cuddler thing short too? idk man😭😭🙏

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓. 𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑.

𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃: ✓

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒: i’ll add em tonight since i already tagged them today and i dont wanna bother them lmao

you rolled around in your bed, feeling nothing but the cold air as your arm reached out from the blankets. you opened your eyes and you didn’t see the familiar blond hair of your boyfriend.

you looked around and saw AARON WARNER sitting on the edge of your bed, elbows on his knees with his head in his hands.

frowning, you slowly got up. aaron turned his head around and his eyes widened slightly when he saw you. “sorry, angel, did i wake you up?” he asked softly.

you shook your head before crawling towards him. “was it a nightmare again?” you asked. he’d been having nightmares ever since the war ended.

it was understandable, especially for him, because of his father.

it was a routine for you two. aaron has a nightmare, he sits on the edge of the bed, you wake up, ask him if he’s okay, then cuddle him until you two fall asleep.

he nodded lightly but didn’t say anything. you knew when he did that, he didn’t want to talk about it. and so you didn’t. instead, you crawled into his lap and lay your head on his shoulder.

“it’s okay,” you whispered, “i’m here.” aaron sighed and brought his hand up to your back, the other one lying comfortably on your thigh.

he leaned back slightly, digging his face in your hair. “it was about you,” he finally whispered. “you were gone—you got taken from me and you never came back,” he continued.

you knew what he meant when he said that. you died. he either had nightmares about his father or you dying. you were the only thing he cared enough to have nightmares about.

“shh,” you shushed him. “i’m here, aaron. i won’t leave you. never.” he sighed and squeezed you, holding you tightly as if he let go, you would vanish.

you would never vanish.

“it’s okay. i’m here; and i’m staying, love,” you murmured. he hummed, breathing in the scent of your hair. and soon; you two both fell asleep.

sadly, you woke up again when he fell on his back.

[a-smol-homo]

I love this!! ♥️♥️ Thank you for the tag!

I’ll pick my ffxiv oc (*´꒳`*)

-> Orpheus Gataki (they/he/she/it)

I picked Orpheus because I’m obsessed with Persona 3 and have been for years. Yuki’s awakening scene did things to me mentally (and I absolutely love giving nicknames when I can, so calling him orphie is my full-time job, I havent said his full name aloud in forever-)

And it’s gonna sound super silly but I knew I wanted him to have a Greek background aside from the obvious first name! Gataki is just Greek for “kitten” because I made him a catboy in ffxiv (his regular oc form is a black wolf because hes originally a fuckin sonic oc-)

Tagging: @wrenegade-accio @huntress-valkyrie @boxdstars @alsopartgekkos @elinoracia and anyone else who’d like to join! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡

edited to include pronouns shh u didnt see me :x

I've been tagged for a few things but I never created my own tagging thing so

WHY IS YOUR CHARACTER NAMED LIKE THIS ?

Answer then tag five people you want to answer ! (If you have more than one character, just choose one)

-> Aubrey Lockhart.

Needed something British so I went with Master and Commander's captain Aubrey.

The name Lockhart stems from when I was a teacher. Because Gilderoy Lockhart is a bad teacher and a complete inspiration for me.

Tagging : @catohphm @earl-grey-hot @ynyseira @esolean @lilac-crown @boomingsmile @a-smol-homo @sallowslytherin

[lanyuan]

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