#Sherri Jr

[joeyprotozoa]

Sherri Jr. wearing a black t-shirt that reads "I ❤️ my father"

if you hurt her 🔫💀 i will hurt you 🔫💀

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

Is that as big as the Sherri IIIs get?

About so.

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

@albertbutyoucancallmebert

(Previous) Bert’s eye widened with excitement. “That is great! Oh, how I would love to see that.” He glanced between the list Teddy was writing and his phone to check on the status of his ants. “My ants could swarm Sam and tear him apart bit by agonizing bit. But that is usually pretty messy and can take a while. I have a number of toxins and poisons I have been messing around with if you would like to borrow any. I have also been working on a number of handheld weapons.” He then dismissively waved his hand. “Actually, using them when they are in their testing phase may not be a good idea for something like this. A simple blaster would be more trustworthy.” Bert then got up to inspect one of the entryways, but was still rambling off his ideas. “Maybe a simple push down the longest vent shaft would do them in. Or what if you set up a spike trap at the bottom of it. I love spike traps. Or what if you—” “Feed Sam to a Terniom hawk,” Sherri Jr’s electronic voice cut in. She wanted to join the conversation and that was the scariest, deadliest thing she could think of…

When Bert said he wanted to see Sam dissolve Teddy quickly interjected with, “Then you’re in luck.”

Teddy jotted down Bert’s ideas along with his because he may as well. Traps would be ironic, considering how much Freddy loved them. But they would leave more evidence. And introduce more room for error.

When Sherri Jr. spoke he fondly smiled as he stopped to give her ear scritches. “As much as I want to torment Sam... I should prioritize getting it done and getting away with it.”

[azolla-the-plant-villain]

@albertbutyoucancallmebert Azolla was excited as she made her way to the designated lab on the skull ship. She’d asked Commander Peepers for permission of course!

She respected that even if they were friends that she was still technically a rival villain, and honestly even if she wasn’t it wasn’t very polite to just show up to a friends place unannounced, even if it was for a debatably open invite birthday party for a rat.

But it was fine! Even if she didn’t really know the Watchdog that took care of her, she was sure that once Sherri Jr got a look at the genetically modified tree she had brought her that they wouldn’t be able to turn her away!

The tree was currently concealed under a specially adjusted greenhouse class, it made sure that light got to the precious plant while obscuring what it was to the outside observer!

Azolla carried it along carefully as she approached Bert’s lab, which she had to ask Peepers for directions to.

[girlishwhimsies]

plssss pls pls share what soda is like as a girl dad (i will owe my life to u)

ABSOLUTELY

girl dad soda is the only dad soda to me i fear like ough. cannot tell me that man would not love his daughter. personally i think his daughter would have been a premie so girl is TINYYYY and dude is so scared he is gonna like breathe on her wrong and break her 😭 he would LOVE those front baby carriers you can attach to yourself then just hold the baby in like she would ALWAYSSSSS be in one when soda is working at the dx. he would loveeeeeee putting her in little bows and cute little outfits too, he would wake her up and be chatting to her about her outfit choices for the day, asking about what color onesie she prefers that day. the roles are absolutely reversed when she’s a toddler, she is chronically putting bows in his hair. he would also brag to everyone whenever she hits ANY milestone, like the moment she is able to lift her head he is calling everyone and talking abt how amazing his daughter is cause clearly she is perfect wdym it’s a regular milestone??? also he sings her to sleep every night and it’s so cute ughhhh. btw bro absolutely SOBBED at her birth, like tears STREAMING down his face as he saw her and held her for the first time ughhhh. btw she has red hair just like cherry and that made him sooooo emotional he was so excited and happy fr. this isn’t even half of the thoughts i have on him and his daughter i will yap forever

[theshadowrealmitself]

Okay but even though Fry got to talk to his mom and say goodbye to her, he was never able to have that kind of moment with his brother

[jlan22]

the bbs are tposing!! at least, dylan is trying his best, sherry's t-ching him the ways (hehe get it)

[thenhc]

[sortanonymous]

Life as a Truex fan these past 22 race weekends

[spnhunter4life]

Music Monday Week 16!

Jensen singing Whipping Post

Video Links

[bisexualbeetlejuice]

something something "seasons change but people don't"

[ratticusinfernus]

(@haterempiresoldier ): I THINK I FOUND YOUR RAT ROAMING THROUGH THE SAUCERS

OH MY GROP ITS HUGEEEEE

I think I need help with capturing your rat or something please

Marius is only ten inches, a typical size for a male rat. Are you sure you found him?

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

Put that thing back in the incubator!!!

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

@albertbutyoucancallmebert

(Previous) Bert quietly trailed after Teddy, with much going through his head. Hoping with his entire being that they’d find Sam dead, that Freddy would pull through, that Mike would find that scepter, that they’d next kill Percival, that everything would be normal. Normalcy wasn’t something Bert desired often, but more than anything he wished it for Teddy. “I understand,” Bert replied. He became a bit concerned as he thought about how Commander Peepers’ own hands were forced to shoot himself at point blank and survived. Then again, he had a lot of practice surviving things like Lord Hater’s wrathful zaps. What a miraculous man, that Commander… Sherri Jr. soon came to an abrupt halt as her sense of smell picked up on a very distinct scent. She quickly whipped out her communication device and tapped away on it. “Smell blood ahead. Intersection ahead,” the electronic voice rang out. Bert tried to look back at her with a smile. “Thank you for the warning, Schätzchen.”

Teddy froze at Sherri Jr’s warning. After a long pause he breathlessly said, while checking his holographic map, “Freddy’s blood...”

They had, indeed, reached the path Freddy took and his trail of blood. Or at least three stories below it. His heart ached as he thought of the gaps his brother had to traverse while resisting hypovolemic shock. He wished he insisted on carrying him out. Even if he knew that waiting at the exit had saved valuable time.

It took a minute to work up the will to scale the shaft and face the mess waiting at the top. They would have to mop it up too. Nobody else would when the only janitor who dared to come in here was on bed rest.

Once Teddy reached the top he shook his head to ground himself. His eye was vacant as he turned around and offered his hand to Bert.

“Careful,” There was a distant quality to his voice. “It’s slippery.”

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

As Azolla was approaching the lab door, a couple of watchdogs walked out of it. Then another one wearing a labcoat leaned out and waved them goodbye. “See ya at the shop tomorrow.”

Before she retreated back in, she scanned the hallway and spotted the… plant creature? With some sort of glass case? Her eye widened as she warily closed the door a little bit. 

“Uh… Howdy. Can I help you?”

@albertbutyoucancallmebert Azolla was excited as she made her way to the designated lab on the skull ship. She’d asked Commander Peepers for permission of course!

She respected that even if they were friends that she was still technically a rival villain, and honestly even if she wasn’t it wasn’t very polite to just show up to a friends place unannounced, even if it was for a debatably open invite birthday party for a rat.

But it was fine! Even if she didn’t really know the Watchdog that took care of her, she was sure that once Sherri Jr got a look at the genetically modified tree she had brought her that they wouldn’t be able to turn her away!

The tree was currently concealed under a specially adjusted greenhouse class, it made sure that light got to the precious plant while obscuring what it was to the outside observer!

Azolla carried it along carefully as she approached Bert’s lab, which she had to ask Peepers for directions to.

[ringthedamnbell]

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