#Sherlocks butt chronicles the second

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I'm thinking of you.

You and your butt.

That irresistible, am I? Always on everyone's mind. And what exactly are you thinking about me?

However the 'butt' part is a bit questionable. Although it is, as every part of my body, perfection itself, so an obsession with it would be understandable. But you never even perceived it so how should you be able to think about it?