#Shark-E

[mrchaosman]

Yesterday, I promised my friend @deltaswapjevil that I'll make a secret boss for them

So here is He

THE GREATEST, THE COOLEST, AND THE MOST AWSAOME DUDE IN THE-

(cut the bull crap, no one has time for your funny long intros).

OK, anyway, everyone give a hand for... SHARK-E.

Here is he, the weird-looking weirdo.

The secret for the an idea for a beach-themed chapter.

Anyway, his lore and backstory:

He used to be the most coolest in his dark world, known by his skills in surfing.

He was this week's flavour.

He was a sharp and colourful (he still sharp, don't let him bite you).

That all didn't last long...

The darkners start getting bored of him, and left him.

No matter how hard he tried, how good he was, no one seemed to care.

He felt a big, painful void inside him.

He thought no one is gonna give him the respect he desperately wants.

His days of being alone has over.

A strange man has came to the jobless surfer.

He told him about everything, the reality of his existence, about his world.

Effected by what he heard, SHARK-E decided to use this for his advantage.

Waiting for a lightner to get their SOUL.

With their SOUL, he can be this week's flavour once again.

And here is the superboss form, I'd like to call it: THE GREAT SHARK-E.

And now, about some fun facts and other things:

He is kinda based on Surfs Up, Jaws and SCP-054-FR.

He uses BLUE SOUL (jumps at the waves).

He was supposed to be more muscler and be more shark-like but I discarded that, since the majority of the secret bosses (if not all) are a weakass weirdos.

His text qurik is that he repeats E many times.

I hope you like it buddy

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Hot take, I really don’t think we should assign human morals onto animals and call them bad or evil. Fishblr has internalised this idea really well with sharks, and I think that’s good! Sharks don’t deserve all the fearmongering they suffer from in media. But… can we please remember to extend this to other animals too? Even to intelligent animals like dolphins (most commonly bottlenose dolphins) and orcas. It seems to be a counter to pop culture’s tendency to show dolphins as complete angels when they partake in some messed up things, but like…. Dolphins are still animals? They may be able to recognize themselves in mirrors and they may have language and culture and know how to use tools but their intelligence is still on the level of a human child (and how empathetic are those!!??). I see people talk about how evil dolphins are but I never see people talking about other animals the same way, like, why aren’t sea otters and their “evilness” the topic of discussion? :/

[thornsword]

they bring terrible four-armed woman person to our home and hang her in sky like star to boil seas

[emry-stars-art]

Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise

I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go

(Audio from this YouTube video)

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

[mediocore-slime]

[bettingonducks]

Corporate Clash will really make the most fire cog designs ever and then be like "guys it's not THAT good"

[gogo-sketches]

Another piece for my IbAU feat my beautiful malewife ♥

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Realized on CSP Glazed with Glaze Made with LOVE ♥

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Goge-&-Shark art: Please don't repost and/or claim as yours my artwork

[moonlycot]

Yippie

[mrchaosman]

ICEEE, ICEEE, BABY.

a sprite I made for @deltaswapjevil secret boss, Shark-E.

It took me long time to make it, but at least, I'm happy for the way it comes out.

Enjoy the sprite

[616scarletvision]

Wanda Maximoff and Jeff the Shark, drawn by the immensely talented Peach Momoko on Twitter.

[tokiwarcube]

I think post-Trindle, Nathan would be a bit... wary, of hooking up with random fans. Maybe it's because of the way things ended with her. So violent, so... final. So when all of the boys pair off with their groupie of the night, you're not too surprised when he lingers, awkwardly, by your side. It sparks a little routine -- concert ends, the rest of the guys fuck off, and you and Nathan pair off to go hang out.

There's been something there, bubbling beneath the surface for a while... but as time goes on, the lines start to blur more and more as distance closes, hands meet thighs, and--

Hell, what harm could one night do?

[that-bluesybitch]

[saruin]

my mum sent me a message telling me there were shark attacks in her area and i got really worried before remembering we live in switzerland and she's in a chalet? in the MOUNTAINS.

turns out my friend Colin texted her and was like "do you know what would be really funny"

I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK WITH THESE TWO

MOUNTAIN SHARKS ARE REAL GET YOUR MOTHER OUT OF THERE!!!!111!!!!

THEY HAVE BECOME A TRUE EPIDEMIC

people have DIED

[nocternalrandomness]

E190 looking fierce at Manchester

[curious-chaosmagiic]

i want to type out my prayer for Lord Hypnos but i physically just don't have the energy to construct cohesive words

i made a digital offering (a wallpaper collage made on shuffle) with the intentions of sleep and getting sleep and resting well

this is an offering to hypnos!! but if you want to use it as your own wallpaper that's fine 💕

[ninjasmudge]

im watching a documentary and this lion pride trying to cross water is so fucking funny, all the little ones are SO upset about it