#Shane?

[shanesbutt]

Life is like a backpack full of beer. The more beer you drink, the easier it is for you to go through life

[proudaussieboomer1957]

I work overnights at a bakery and when i got home at like 5 this morning hungry and I tried to approximate a holy roman empire peasant's breakfast

With a can of lentils, my last jar of home-made sauerkraut, a couple of thick hunks of rye bread from work smeared with butter washed down with the kinda gross flat dregs of my paulaner mini beer keg thing

And my first instinct was to water my strawberries and fire up stardew valley to till the virtual earth so I guess it worked????

[vietsoul]

Brett Mycles & Shane Steele Wrestler for Hire, 2001 - Can-Am Productions, dir. Ron Sexton

[jojaxcola]

and that's why that lady works fourteen hour shifts :)

[jojamart mockumentary #3]

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[bekkomi]

So... I started playing stardew and got to the winter....

[hideyoosh]

Stardew's Finest Market ☆

bachelors + bachelorettes

[awkwardexxodus]

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

[nadhie]

the bachelors, the bachelorettes AND KROBUS.

[wearewatcher]

[toasttdoods]

Someday I wanna do a portrait mod hehe

[marzonsaturn]

Sobbing violently. I love them so much. One of my favorite duos ever.

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

this chicken's name is bloo and she has one (1) braincell. shane loves her very much.

[kaikonn]

As I was drawing this I realized that if someone did this for me I would marry them instantly, so this is a ship post now? 😳

[bergoozter]

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

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