#Sexy Shane
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Update on the "Sexy Shane Cult" I made a church of "Sexy Shane" in Stardew Valley.
Bonus: me an two other people where being autistic together, harassing poor seb...
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv shitpost#stardew valley shane#Sexy Shane Cult#Sexy Shane#sdv shane#sebastian stardew valley#we harrased poor sebby lul
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Željko 🇷🇸
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whats wrong babygirl..........
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I have two things to say;
1. why can’t we see him wearing this around after the event🥺
2. He probably wears this when he’s alone with his partner🥰
#he’s so cute#sir sir sir#sir!#sir please#emo husband#chicken husband#sdv farmer#sdv shane#stardew valley shane#shane stardew#shane x farmer#shane sdv#shane stardew valley#stardew shane#emily stardew valley#he’s so he’s so he’s so hot#he’s so hot#yoba he’s sexy#that’s my baby#that’s my man#that’s my wife#that’s my boy#that’s my guy#that’s my husband#leather daddy
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Just adding crow feet to Shane: f*ck that's so hot 🥵
#crow feet are so sexy#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley shane#sdv shane#sdv#stardew valley#sad chicken man#stardew fanart#sdv fanart#fanart
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People draw Shane with dark circles and sleepy eyes and they are so fucking right
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my interpretation of mulder & scully’s relationship can basically be distilled down to believing that their romantic love for each other informed their friendship and that’s why there’s no extricating the two. you can’t point to a place and say “that was their friendship” or “they were just friends at this point” because the romantic side was always there. and i think that’s what rubs me wrong when a rare person tries to argue that there wasn’t any romance between them in like s1 or whatever bc it’s like... yes there was???? and whether or not it lives up to arbitrary individual standards of romance is the thing of headcanons, but msr is as deeply romantic as it is deeply platonic. there’s no separating the two.
#txf#i also don’t think it’s a moral failing to focus on the msr aspects/see it as wholly romantic#bc no one in their right mind believes that they’re not friends#i respect the fight but like shane madej you’d be fighting ghosts if you did#anyways. thank god all of my friends are smart and sexy and i don’t have to see bs like that anymore
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I want a sexy rat boyfriend like Shane Madej
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shane study :·D
#aj art#shane madej#fanart#art study#reuploaf bc the other ones coloring was fucked up#also yes i am incredibly attracted to winston bishop i think he is the hottest man on New Girl#i originally had him as Nick Miller type sexy but i rewatched a few episodes and realized that no. hes Winston. this dude is 100% Winston
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Shane Crommer 🇬🇧
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PotD_1628a_t_PerfectGayz : Shane Erickson
uncut picture at : berleander.blogspot.com
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[vampires] are almost too sexy though... [x]
#watcheredit#watcher#too many spirits#shane madej#ryan bergara#shane has done this a couple of times#where they're talking sexy shit#and he's like ~other things are also important~#i know it;s part of the joke#but it makes my lil' ace heart happy#i got a new laptop and alll my gif settings are gone#what is that weird black flashing??#idk but i couldn;t fix it#:( :( :(#ghoul boys
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i know people who marry shane get pegged with having a "i can fix him" mentality when romancing him, but let's be real... that really should apply to sam lovers instead, considering all the military kid deprogramming you'd have to go through with him.
#nooo don't be xenophobic your so sexy aha 😜#seriously though it would've been more interesting if sam was more of a begrudging military brat#like he ends up being more disillusioned with the military bc he sees how it effects his family#and therefore seeks out a profession that'd promise a more hopeful free future#it'd make sense (i say this as a technical military brat that is VERY disillusioned w/ the military.)#i also say all of this as someone who married sam and adores his goofy ass#but i can fix him... with my rewrite headcanons#i also love shane but it's more in a ''i deeply relate to his struggles & desperately want to see him happy bc of that'' way#stardew valley#sdv shane#sdv sam#mj.txt
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i cannot believe the influx of porn blogs following me like im literally just blogging ab a puppet talking ab history and giving quizzes, i find only vague eroticism in that
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#shane steichen#head coach#nfl#football#🏈#Indianapolis colts#suit#open shirt#dress shoes#handsome#sharp#style#sexy#suave#fashion#hunk#stud#pocket square
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Imagine Shane dressed in one of those 1920s suits, sitting at his desk in his plush velvet chair, holding glass of whiskey and a cigar while a record plays.
the way he would look SO at home in this little study situation!!!
also, things that drive me crazy for no reason: 1920s suits, people holding glasses of whiskey, records playing, shane in all of this.
#the reason is bc theyre sexy actually.#i bet his turntable is sooo nice and pretty and Chic. i bet the sound quality and the (minimal) static is INSANE i bet it sounds like heave#anon#mob shane au#💌
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