#Serial designation j

[funnelcakesandinfinitesuffering]

Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:

Uzi in general.

Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.

Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.

Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.

N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.

Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)

Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.

Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.

Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.

Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.

Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.

Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!

[elizabeths-dumbassery]

Tessa you silly goober you

[jazzstarrlight]

Jessa Angst (continued)- It's Not Her

Featuring J, Tessa's memorial mannequin, &... A new OC???

[aliayeku6789]

🙊

[gonthelizard]

Just Tessa being Tessa

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Looking back on the entire show after watching the finale makes me realize just the insane amount of detail and foreshadowing present.

Whenever N’s memory gets brought up, it’s usually paired with him being beheaded

Ep 1: Gets his head blasted off by Uzi and loses 2 hours of memory

Ep 3: Brings up his memory to V who slices his head off

Ep 5: The episode is all about N’s memories and we briefly see his worker drone body missing it’s head when they get to the basement

Ep 8: The Solver rips N’s head off, and after regrowing it, he recalls another memory of the Solver tearing him apart as a worker

The constant emphasis on hands in the show

The disassembly drones having swappable hands

Uzi gets stabbed in the hand in episode one

The Solver and eldritch J with the weird human hand tentacles

The fact that characters are constantly losing hands and arms

V’s weird monster arm from the flashback

The handlights indicating whether a drone is possessed

The constant close ups of whenever N and Uzi hold hands

The secret handshake

Uzi’s hand burning in ep4 and her hand burning as she destroys Cyn’s heart in ep8

The Solver using Tessa’s hand and fingerprint to get past a Captcha Test

The solver powers revolving around hand movement

The hands on Uzi’s wings

Doll’s knife going through Uzi’s hand

Alice chopping Uzi’s finger off

N chopping Uzi’s hand off to save her

There’s more here, and it happens in the other Glitch shows too. For example, Pomni’s glitched hand, the Meta Runner arms being the main catalyst for the conflict in MR, and meme guardians holding hands for power in SMG4

The constant foreshadowing for CynTessa and the little details that make so much more sense in hindsight

Episodes 6 and 7 we see N, V, and J’s yellow eyes reflected in Tessa’s helmet

The creepy apparition of CynTessa in Ep4

Cyn and Tessa having the exact same haircut

The whole entire scene with Tessa and the sentinels

Without the context of ep7, that scene plays out like Uzi’s stress at seeing N get attacked by the Sentinels causes her to be briefly possessed by Solver in order to override the controls

Looking back at it, however, the Solver only fully possessed Uzi when Tessa got bitten by the sentinel. It was trying to save itself not N.

It literally saved itself and disguised the attempt as Uzi trying to protect N. If that’s not a perfect metaphor for who and what the Absolute Solver is, idk what is.

And it did it again at the end of the episode where it yet again it possessed Uzi to get the door open right when the sentinel charged at Tessa.

The Sentinel briefly shutting down and getting confused at what it thought was human blood, and then a few scenes later it comes back and guns directly for Tessa, with her blood no longer working to distract it.

Tessa and Cyn’s matching fondness for N in particular.

Tessa outright beheading a drone in her first introduction which contradicts her character in ep5

Then there’s the Solver/Cyn’s almost stalker-like obsession with N

N being the only DD to not feel pain. J and V grunt and yell when they get stabbed or lose a limb, but N gets ripped apart and doesn’t even blink

Cyn calling N “big brother” which the Solver does as well. V and J are never once called “big sister”.

N being the only DD to have lost his memories, possibly so the Solver could control him better. N is a sweetheart by nature and by continuing to override his memories every time he tries to protect the Workers, the Solver can keep him bloodthirsty and feral.

The weird hologram of Maid V that the Solver used to taunt him

The Cyn hologram hugging him

The Solver purposely exploiting N’s feelings for Uzi to keep him from fully attacking her while she’s possessed.

The whole puppy dog eyes thing

“Your backups will forgive me” and the fact that she has backups of N even before the mansion massacre.

The Solver N, V, and J retain their personalities only because it liked N’s in particular

The fact that it sent the nicest, kindest drone in the entire show to slaughter its own kind

The low, annoyed “Hello Uzi” followed by the high pitched, upbeat “Hi N :D”

How the Solver plays around with Tessa’s corpse and her affection for N

Again with how it plays with N’s relationship with Uzi by using Tessa’s voice to tell him that he has to kill Uzi to save the universe

The Solver using a hologram of N to fuck with Uzi twice

The Solver using the hologram of N to fool V into calling out for him so it could lure the real N out

The Solver’s obsession with N technically never going away. With Cyn as the main host it was a sibling bond, but with Uzi now the main host it’ll likely latch onto her romantic love for N

The absolute insane foreshadowing to Uzi becoming the Solver itself

The occasional reflection of N and V’s yellow eyes in Uzi’s visor

Uzi overwriting Cyn’s admin control and replacing it with her own

Uzi possessing the Solver cameras while in N’s memories, and the cameras having purple eyes

The protagonist’s journey graph in presentation in the very first episode alluding to a big fight and monstrous transformation at the end.

Uzi overpowering CynTessa with her own Solver

Uzi breaking through possession via the powers of angst and teenage rebellion, without even needing the patch like Nori and Yeva

Uzi and Tessa having the same fleshy bat wings

Uzi’s core number being 1001 just like Cyn’s

Uzi’s tail chewing on N’s head for some reason in episode 6, likely foreshadowing to Cyn being in her tail

Uzi possessing Braiden just like the Solver would

Other little details

Uzi’s purple being a perfect complement to N’s yellow which also matches their personalities

The background posters having just the stupidest/funniest notes on them

Uzi’s tail looking like a sentinel head

Lizzy having seemingly infinite phones

The drones treating the school bus like it’s an animal with sentience

Braiden’s head literally always being on fire, even in death

The references to Until Dawn and Friday the Thirteenth in episode 4

The soundtracks having just the stupidest fucking titles (affectionate), with some of them even referencing each other.

N going from being J’s doormat in episode 1 to outright beheading Tessa in episode 7 when he realized she lied to him

The Solver making its biggest mistake asking N to choose “the universe over the life of one little drone” because it didn’t account for the “one little drone” being Cyn, not Uzi

The Protagonist’s Journey chart foreshadowing Nori being alive with the “help from an unexpected source” close to the end of the timeline

Khan going from leaving Uzi for dead to rebuilding her rail gun and directly attacking the Solver in the hopes of saving her

Also Khan’s behavior and bad parenting suddenly making a lot more sense once we finally see a full photo of Nori and realize that Uzi is damn near identical to her mother.

Uzi’s teeth aren’t sharp until after her transformation in ep4

In a roundabout way, the humans on Copper-9 were successful is making something that could stop the Solver, as they caused the incidents that would eventually lead to Nori meeting Khan and passing down her genetics to Uzi

[centellazul]

studying and drawing the funny robots of that series…

[danidoesathing]

[w666ird]

[snekkohekko]

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[artsycrow46-md]

I am not putting older since I'm trying TO NOT make N look like a pedo (tho that's impossible since Uzi's like 17-18)

Edit: Apparently everyone in Uzi's class is between 19-21.

... THAT'S FUCKING COLLEGE?????

[krazfix]

tootally real

[ask-team-domination]

❄️Refs❄️

Team leaders

🐦‍⬛Team Domination Leader: Uzi🐦‍⬛

Name: Uzi (She/They/He)

Rank: Team Domination Leader

Pokemon: Zoura

Level: 19

Nature: impish

Ability: Illusion

Held Item: N/A

Move Set:

Detect (Egg Move)

Hone Claws

Fury Swipes

Torment

🎀Team Sparkle Leader: Lizzy🎀

Name: Lizzy (She/Her)

Rank: Team Sparkle Leader

Pokemon: Tinkatuff ✨

Level: 28

Nature: Sassy

Ability: Own Tempo

Held Item: Fairy Feather

Move Set:

Baby-Doll Eyes

Metal Claw

Slam

Play Rough (TM)

Guild Masters

🚪Guild Master: Khan🚪

Name: Khan (He/Him)

Rank: Guild Master

Pokemon: Mr.Rime

Level: 61

Nature: Hardy

Ability: Ice Body

Held Item: Twisted Spoon

Move Set:

Protect

Ice Beam (TM)

Psychic

Mirror Coat

📝Co-Guild Master: Aero📝

Name: Aero (He/Him)

Rank: Co-Guild Master

Pokemon: Watchog

Level: 61

Nature: Serious

Ability: Analytic

Held Item: Silk Scarf

Move Set:

Hyper Fang

Rest

Bide

Sleep Talk

Team Domination

🐱V🐱

Name: V (She/Her)

Rank: Team Domination Member

Pokemon: Meowstic

Level: 28

Nature: Hasty

Ability: Prankster

Held Item: Wise Glasses (Broken)

Move Set:

Fake Out

Nasty Plot (TM)

Shadow Ball (TM)

Stored Power

🐶N🐶

Name: N (He/Him)

Rank: Team Domination Member

Pokemon: Boltund

Level: 28

Nature: Naive

Ability: Strong Jaw

Held Item: Soothe Bell

Move Set:

Nuzzle

Bite

Charm

Helping Hand

Team Sparkle

🧶Doll🧶

Name: Doll (He/They/She)

Rank: Team Sparkle Member

Pokemon: Kirlia ✨

Level: 28

Nature: Quiet

Ability: Trace

Held Item: Spell Tag

Move Set:

Shadow Sneak (Egg Move)

Teleport

Psybeam

Draining Kiss

🏈Thad🏈

Name: Thad (He/Him)

Rank: Team Sparkle Member

Pokemon: Machoke ✨

Level: 28

Nature: Brave

Ability: Guts

Held Item: Eviolite

Move Set:

Low Sweep

Vital Throw

Coaching (Tutor Move)

Endure (TM)

Outsiders

🖋️J🖋️

Name: J (She/Her)

Rank: Ex-Team Disassembly Leader

Pokemon: Tsareena

Level: 30

Nature: Adamant

Ability: Queenly Majesty

Held Item: Miracle Seed

Move Set:

Trop Kick

U-Turn

Power Whip

Taunt

Height Chart

[drama-glob]

Fine J, you're "Senior Informant." XD XD XD I just love that she's not denying being a snitch/narc, but that she wants to be referred to it by an official title. ;) XD